Day By Day

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  • JTC

    That’s why the one is a Red Hot Lover and the other is a Cold Hard Bot…

    The former Trumps the latter, “whatever” else may happen.

  • kadaka

    Cook her goose,
    Smoke her ham,
    Fillet her mignon.

    Well at least her kids are a source of hand-me-downs for Sam’s new sprout.

    And when are we gonna see Skye’s kids actually do things? They’re way past the age when they start wondering what’s attached to this scaly tail sticking out of a hole.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    I’ll bet Sam is now wondering what are the differences in launch ballistics between a turkey and a goose.
    Stay tuned, boys and girls, for this Thanksgiving.

    • kadaka

      Being a greasier bird, the goose provides better barrel lubrication, and also normally has less mass, so can achieve greater muzzle velocities than the turkey. While normally not a great issue for standard parabolic trajectories, the goose could likely more readily achieve escape velocity. So theoretically, yes, Sam could goose the Man in the Moon.

    • Pamela

      What happens with a whole ham…

      • kadaka

        Generally not recommended, any glazing gunks the barrel leading to catastrophic failure. They work better as a missile payload, although it takes a lot of oomph to get a whole pig flying.

  • John Block

    Does anyone else here see that Jo may be playing “divide & conquer”? Is the base program (Terminator) rebooting? Hmmm….

    • Jay W. Gradinger

      All I’m seeing is Jo’s profile!

  • WayneM

    Jo is programmed for defense and machine learning which doubtless includes threat assessment. It seems like Skye raises red flags so Jo is telling Red to flag the situation.

    • JTC

      Bots might rock,
      But just don’t grok,
      Things like blood and water.

      • WayneM

        It’s been years since I read “Stranger in a Strange Land” yet still I grok like bots cannot.

  • Punta Gorda

    Pendulous… πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    • Tagg

      My thoughts exactlyPunta Gorda. But cold. What a shame.

    • Punta Gorda

      Maybe. But males are more a spatio oriented when it comes to mental horsepower. We can’t help but notice. It’s the sort of thing that makes you drive off the road.

      • Pamela

        That’s why it is a good idea to keep both hands on the wheel πŸ˜‰

    • Pamela

      Interesting. How many almost Snow Whites and Cinderellas, and Handsome Princes will never get to play pretend.

    • cb

      Read someplace that – Disney has been filming in:
      Bolivia, where abortion is illegal.
      Croatia, where abortion is illegal after 11 weeks.
      The UAE, where abortion is illegal and BEING GAY is illegal.

  • John Block

    What a maroon…if avoiding ” depraved immoral people” was the goal, they’d never go BACK to Hollywierd….

    • John

      This is what is known as a “Moral Inversion”.
      It’s the kind of thing you see all the time and is studiously ignored.
      After all, Adolph Hitler thought what he was doing was “moral” in his own lights.

    • JTC

      It’s just another uninspired satire piece by the uninspired satire site Babble-on Bee.

      In this case the truth is sadder-and funnier,,,that this entertainment behemoth is run by such sucky minions to their leftist leaders that they alienate half their customers to stroke the other half. Other big companies have done and are doing the same thing and are suffering for it…Nike comes immediately to mind. And Tiffany -Tiffany for Gods sake- let their (former) CEO run so wild with his PETA/Climate crap that it nearly tanked the whole company until the board got woke by some pissed off shareholders and dumped his stupid smarmy ass.

      As I commented on this Dizzney shit the other day, they might just get what they want when they kick their customers in the balls and kill their golden goose…a lot of people in my neck of what used to be the real Florida woods would love if that fucking rodent went back to the rat-hole it came from.

      • S'aaruuk

        “A lot of people in my neck of what used to be the real Florida woods would love if that fucking rodent went back to the rat-hole it came from.”

        I’ve lived in Orlando since ’59 LOOOOOONG before Dismal World invaded…………..AMEN BROTHER…….AMEN.

  • Chris Muir

    That is from a satire site, Babylon Bee.

    • WayneM

      The Babylon Bee has been rocking lately. Not sure if they got a new writer (or more) but it is savage!!

      • JTC

        I just find it lame.

        As I reference above on the Disney dude, I think that’s mostly because the real stupid from the left is just way funnier…you genuinely can’t make this shit up.

        Too, they do love to flaunt the Christian label and slap it onto everything they do…to the point that they are really satirizing that too; take a read there to see what I mean. Grating.

        Just prefer my humor more sublime and observational, like most of what is presented right here, and these wackjobs are a treasure trove of it. Different strokes I guess.

        • kadaka

          Remember when “different strokes for different folks” didn’t sound dirty?

          That they don’t take themselves too seriously and are willing to satirize other Christians helps keep the Bee fresh and interesting. And it’s also funny when Snopes fact-checks their articles.

          • JTC

            What we have heah is… πŸ˜‰

            Point being that to me anyway, funny is just so much funnier when it’s not intended to be.

            Like Snopes fact-checking their owndamnselves…

            Now that right there would be funny.

        • WayneM

          I’ve always been a fan of satire. A good satire usually manages to catch a few people into thinking “Could that really be true?” and the Babylon Bee achieves that.

          Yes, they’re annoying/grating by times but I don’t know of any joker whose material lands perfectly each time.

  • Lewis Paul Snyder

    Chris, did I miss the annual fundraiser? I’ve been in and out for about six months. Thanks!

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