Day By Day

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  • NotYetInACamp

    I am hot for the good!

  • JTC

    Careful Z-Man, Jo’s cold but her eyes were on you when she went hot…all four of ‘em. This whole AI thing is gettin’ into hand.

    • JTC

      I mean, nips are like a woman’s dick hardening and protruding on psychosexual cue…

      This must be the AI that Elon warns us about. And Javie is the source code here? Scary.

    • John M.

      Why is Jo grabbing her “cheeks?” That’s at least twice in the last week, and when a woman puts her hands behind her back like that it pushes her chest out and causes an apparent increase in size of her boobs!

      On every woman I’ve ever known, “headlights” are automatic under certain circumstances, and standing nude in front of a man is one of them. Wouldn’t she have picked up that autonomous reflex from the various ladies she has touched?

  • Kafiroon

    Turned into a totally Hot Bot!

    • PaulS

      Pocket Hots!

  • William Henry

    Knew a Hungarian/Slavic girl back in the early 80s that I would tease about cutting glass with hers… i would have married her but she was a drunk.

  • DogByte6RER

    The First Law of Thermodynamics … heat can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

  • William Henry

    Since she’s a artificial intelligence can she have multiple artificial orgasms?

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    To bring this toon back to the theme….I too am feeling hot and cold. I am backed against a wall, my left hand outstretched, my right hand at my hip, begging my accosters to stop where they are, and prepared to defend myself if they don’t.
    “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet” Gen “Mad Dog” Mattis.

    • PaulS

      You mean “Lap dog” Mattis? Or Muzzled Mattis, we have these insane public service messages in WA featuring the General, telling everyone to wear masks, AS IF! Idiot! (Oh crap, did I say that out loud?)

  • Pamela

    Can Jo make pasties for her protuberances …

    • GWB

      I read that as “pastries” and… ummm, well….

  • Halley

    Woke up, and my tinfoil had morphed into Jo-level heavy metal. Was the Pence vote a deep headfake to set the stage for Red Wednesday? Must be time for a mash up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYNSSkOOTBk

    • JTC

      Love it and hate it…

      Who’da thunk the iconic anthem of the antis ca. Vietnam would become the truest statement on the condition of the Republic today?

      What a field day for the heat, 25000 of them in the street…

      • John M.

        Is this the anthem for disaffected Republicans, or is “Monster” by Steppenwolf more appropriate?

    • Halley

      On second thought, the large number of false flags this week, not to mention the false false-flags (and the false reactions to the false flags) is causing circuit overload here. In God We Trust.

      Have an outstanding tomorrow.
      Whatever happens, it’s Day 1.

    • Roland Deshain

      A candle is not worth $75, no matter whose vagina it smells like. Except for Stormy Daniels, that is! (Kidding!)

  • Bren

    At this point, I’m at forced neutral, hoping for the best expecting the worst. There’s this line that keeps running through my head, though. “Nobody’s coming to save us. We’re on our own.”

  • Paladin

    They do not even trust the National Guard troops they brought in from “Blue States”. Look at the photos of Guardsmen, no Magazine in the M4’s. The FBI & DOD are vetting them before deploying. What is the chain of command for Guard Units from different states? Have the Governors appointed the Secret Service, of FBI to be giving the orders?

    • eon

      DC is closed down for the inauguration- but the inauguration is going to be “virtual”.

      Troops are going to line the streets- but there will be no “crowds” there at all.

      The FBI is “vetting” the troops- but they will not have live ammunition.

      I’m wondering whether what we’re seeing is the bullies of the left rubbing our noses in their “victory”- or a lot of paranoiacs who are deeply terrified doing everything they can think of to protect themselves from “threats” that exist only in their imaginations.

      Not that it matters, as the results down the road are likely to be the same. The only thing more dangerous than a megalomaniac with actual power is a paranoiac with same.

      The world’s greatest swordsman does not fear the second greatest. He fears the world’s worst swordsman, because he has no way to know what the damned fool will do next.

      -Generally attributed to Musashi Miyamoto

      clear ether

      eon

  • Contrarian View

    I’d love to know how a tough patriot and outstanding leader of warriors like Jim Mattis can be turned into a swamp weasel in a mere three years. Must be a heckuva story behind that.

    • Bill G

      It’s easy to understand how a self-styled ‘Classical Liberal’ democrat can go to D.C. and immediately dive headfirst into the swamp.
      But how is it that time after time solidly conservative people get there and turn squish, or worse? Something in the swamp water …

      • interventor

        Not all of them.

        • PaulS

          I’d like to believe that, but it’s getting difficulter and difficulter….

        • Bill G

          True; but far too many.

    • John

      It is a sad but true fact that in order to get that first star, and any hope of getting more, an officer must suck up to an elected CongressRat of some stripe. That means all our military officers are effectively compromised from the start. Battlefield persona is not armor.
      The fact is, in order to be a politician you have to read people like a book, and they can spot the danger of true integrity a mile off.

    • LowKey

      Generals are politicians in uniform, first and foremost.

      • Punta Gorda

        Ding!

  • Rockbend

    To paraphrase Limbaugh ‘These conversions are what you must do to keep living in D.C.’

    People get addicted to the power, gravy train, and being one of the ‘chosen elite’ and do what it takes to stay there.

  • JTC

    Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow…We’re only a day away.

    • Peregrine John

      It creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time.

    • JTC

      Yeah, read both ways…

      Embracing what is to come, or that tomorrow never comes?

  • PaulS

    This might be the few days where the “Stay home, stay safe.” Message is actually good sound advice, along with keep your powder dry, whites of their eyes, and FREEDOM!!!!!!

  • Roland Deshain

    No, not the nipples! Anything but the nipples! Free the nipples!!!

    • Punta Gorda

    • WayneM

      To quote Bob Seger… points all her own sitting way up high…
      Way up firm and high…

  • News flash, kiddies, we’ve ALWAYS been on our own, it’s just that the Trump Admin. was something of an Ally. My question is, how many of the 25,000 NG are going to go home after the Virtual Inauguration tomorrow, and how many will be on permanent garrison in the District… the only thing lacking to make it a proper “Banana Republic” take-over is the tanks on the street corners….
    I don’t think Biden’s in any danger from the troops the ME-DE-IA is worried about “vetting”, beforehand. But I hope he’s got a food taster on call when Harris comes to dinner….

  • Hotrod Lincoln

    Even if the guardsmen are paper tigers, I’d hate to be the officer who has to give the order for them to use deadly force against their fellow citizens. He might end up being the target. They have to take off the riot gear and go home to their communities sometime, and a few hundred swamp rats might not have the clout to influence their actions, compared to several million of their fellow American patriots!

    • interventor

      Perhaps, the stupid statements of Chicken Licking Cohen will make the left think twice about ordering troops against the people.

    • JTC

      The entirety of US gov has devolved into an intimidation and protection racket. Think about that.

      The logical solution is Civil Separation and the establishment of the Constitutional Republic of America. All of the states and/or territories can choose to remain With the united states or join the CRA.

      Lots of difficulties involved, most notably national defense, and fraught with many other issues too.

      But as opposed to a bloody war? Or worse in my view, a forced acquiescence and subjugation by what half the occupied states consider a fraudulent and communist regime? God forbid it.

      • jj cooper

        We had a session once, bloody didn’t work.\jjc

        • JTC

          Twice. Both for the same reasons. Rejection of tyranny at all costs.

          Worked bloody well once, less well but more bloody the next.

          We will see about now, but I know that I would choose a third time to accept bloody defeat before taking a knee to these tyrants.

    • JTC

      Nice believe it or not (heh).

      TL/DR version:

      The invading hordes are transport in style to our side of the border where they are met with open arms, accommodations, Obamacare cards, and voter registration apps.

      • Chris Muir

        And the free medical paid by us all.

        • JTC

          That’s the Obamacare mentioned, expanded version.

    • JTC

      No pills gonna cure my ills,
      got a bad case of effing blue.

      Okay, maybe certain pills, measured in mm not mg.

      • cb

        Luckily drinking too much rum makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.

  • ian

    I can’t see them! I can’t see them!

  • Pamela

    Chris~ You’ll put you eye out from A Christmas Story comes to mind.
    Only the “presents” the left are handing out come with whips and chains.

  • John M.

    I haven’t gotten a “Times Up ” Flag yet – will flying JUST the Gadsden Flag at the peak have the same message?

  • JTC

    Love to see someone design the flag of the Constitutional Republic of America and see it flown far and wide at the top of the staff, alone.

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