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  • Too Tall

    Skye is safe, Creepy Joe is holding his phone upside down.

    • Punta Gorda

      Again…

      • Bill G

        Again, or still?

    • Norm

      Didn’t Pee Wee Herman do that with mirrors?

  • Too Tall

    Chris,

    I realize that the Progtard Dildocrats are an inexhaustible source of material, but the general arc of this storyline started ten days ago, and the specific storyline started on Monday. Your predictive accuracy for intercepting reality is amazing.

    • DCE

      It’s like has a time machi….oh.

  • This entire thing has gone so far beyond “Monty Python” levels of insanity it is incredibly amusing. Chris, you are a god.

  • Too Tall

    (In my best Rod Serling voice): Picture if you will a universe in which Creepy Joe actually gets to meet Skye.

    Does he vapor lock from overstimulation or does sister Sam pound him into hog feed with a wide variety of shop tools?

    Meanwhile far in the distance are shadowy figures that resemble a rifleman and a bull.

    You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead—your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Too Tall
      (THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!!!!!)

      • MasterDiver

        ZAR BELK!!!!

    • WayneM

      Bwahahaahaaa! Well done, Too Tall!!

    • John

      Goose Bumps!

  • Punta Gorda

    “I am not inclined to believe she is smart enough to figure out that no matter how lost in space Gropy Joe is, She Will NOT be in charge.
    Don’t think Dr. Jill is either.”

    Hence the reason for finally making a choice. Dr. Jill constantly speaking on his behalf was starting to become a bad optic.

    “Heels up” Harris will do anything to get what she wants… even as far as being an obedient mouthpiece. (No pun… but is that really needed?)

  • Skye, when you swim on the bottom, you are only going to meet bottom feeders.

    • Punta Gorda

      Interestingly… the realm of the catfish…

  • Halley

    Tulsi is oddly unavailable for comment.

    • Too Tall

      Tulsi is not running for re-election. I suspect she is too intelligent, and has too much character to be a Democrat.

      • WayneM

        Tulsi was curiously ethical for a progressive. Little wonder she wasn’t embraced by the DNC…

        • cb

          Tulsi… embraced… *huh? What…

          • Too Tall

            Okay, CB. You want Tulsi should make a guest appearance at the ol’ swimmin’ hole?

          • John M.

            Tulsi? Swimming Hole? [shudder]

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Ok. I guess I’m out of the loop.
    What is this “swipe left” and “swipe right”?
    Please be gentle, and use words of one syllable or less.

    • Too Tall

      On Tinder and other dating apps, after reading a potential date’s profile (or just looking at the picture), the user takes their finger and swipes the profile right off the screen if it meets with approval (exit stage right?), and swipes it off to the left (exit stage left?) if it is lacking.

      There is even an app that lets one’s friends go through the prospective candidates for you, with results that have been demonstrably and incredibly comic and tragic.

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        TT,
        TY.

    • NotYetInACamp

      I didn’t know that.

    • Larry

      They are talking about swiping left (for not interested) and right (for interested) on a dating app.

  • Pamela

    Ah Skye. Maybe celibacy is an idea you should contemplate.
    Creepy needs to be avoided since you don’t know where hands and other body parts have been,

  • Halley

    Did brown Kamala do to Dementia Joe’s willie what she did to Brown’s?
    I’m guessing #Blexit and #WalkAway are on the move today…

  • Bill G

    Skye, there’s nothing tender about Slowhand Joe’s tinder trap.

  • caved1ver01

    JOE/BLOW 2020

    “Just ask Willie Brown!”

    • NotYetInACamp

      Low key Fukk 22020 continues.

  • interventor

    Willie Brown says Kamala has two political positions — knees and back.

    • Chris Muir

      i may have to steal this.

    • Too Tall

      You have to give her credit for being more flexible than that. She has a third position: On All Fours.

  • markm

    As the CA AG, Harris prosecuted pot smokers, while admitting she toked herself. She protected law-breaking prosecutors and cops, and fought to keep innocent men in prison – and argued in court against releasing them because the state needed their labor as prisoners.

    In picking her for the VP candidate (and President when they invoke the 25th Amendment on Jan 21 next year), Creepy Demented Joe’s handlers upheld the Democratic party’s oldest traditions – as the party of slavery!

  • Spin Drift

    Observation if you will. Neither of Kamala’s parents were US citizens when she was born here. She does not qualify as a natural born citizen, she is an anchor baby. I’m sure the Dems know this and are waiting to replace Slo Jo and Goodtime Ho with Cankles and Tucker at the convention. Either pair mean the end of whats left of the Good Old USA.

    Spin
    You can’t make this stuff up.

    • Punta Gorda

      Actually you can. It’s in their script.

    • NotYetInACamp

      By an accurate ( I say and the writers of and earlier US Supreme Court decisions lay it out) Kamala is not a citizen until an US Federal court analysis of whether or not her parents were subject to the allegiance, citizenship wise, of the United States.
      Democrat National Committee Chair Tommy Perez, you need that Federal Court analysis before you can claim citizenship also. Fly in the ointment is that Roberts is not a reliable follower of the United States Constitution in his decisions. So has been seen in the past. Why? That speculation’s answer is beyond my direct knowledge. Do any Republicans have the balls to get that case done? Do they want to have that decision with this court? This is a very complex locus in our continuum that we are reaching.

      • NotYetInACamp

        Allegience / jurisdiction? I get so confused The Progressives have been changing words so much.
        Read the 14th Amendment for the actual word, and then consider the meaning it has concerning citizenship. Thank you. Gimme a break. I;m over thirty. We were taught to not trust those over thirty people.

      • Spin Drift

        Really USA today. the journalistic tome predicated on the average length of a bowel dump. (time and dimension) This needs to be challenged by the campaign in a friendly federal court jurisdiction just to reinforce the rule of law over it’s whatever I say it is.

        Spin

        • JTC

          To paraphrase Kafiroon’s paraphrase downthread, “We don’ need no steenkin’ courts when we’ve got jourNOlists and perfessers to tell us what’s what.”

          And really as NotYet mentioned we might not want SCOTUS to interpret while Roberts is the swing vote. And NotYet is like the guru of the 14th so…

          • NotYetInACamp

            In Progressive circles newspeak has replaced legalese. As they discussed in the book, someday the people will not even understand the concepts we are discussing now.

  • Mark B

    IF the dems can pull off the greatest election fraud in history, Biden won’t last six months before he has a ‘health event’ of some kind.
    Harris will be elevated to the presidency (temporarily) and will have to name Her pick for VP.
    My guess would be ‘Big Mike’, Michelle Obama.
    She wouldn’t be of help to Biden on the ticket, but after he is gone the dems can put her in.
    After that, my guess is Harris wouldn’t last very long as president.
    She would fall victim to a tragic accident, or assassination by a ‘right wing’ shooter, putting Moochelle in the office they think she deserves.

  • Hotrod Lincoln

    I can just see the ad copy now:

    “VOTE FOR SLOW JOE AND THE SAN FRANCISCO HO!”

    Coming from a heritage of dot Indian and slave-owning Jamaicans, Camel Toe may be a “woman of color”, but she hasn’t had any black in her since she quit doing the horizontal hula with Willie Brown!

    • NotYetInACamp

      I am curious. Not yellow.
      Did not the Kamala (See Finnish word) recvenly have some of that famous California World Renowned plastic surgery to increase her “Whiteness” appearance in order to be more likeable to all of the alleged systemic unconscious racists? And didn’t her actions in keeping evidentially not guilty prisoners imprisoned in the California Prison system after they should have been released because she said California needed their labor, as markm’s comment above alleges, demonstrate that the legacy of slaver in her line surfaced again.
      Don’t ask me or shoot me. I can’t even play the piano well.

    • JJ

      Forgive my ignorance, but, who is Willie Brown??
      jjc

      • NotYetInACamp

        A former Mayor of San Francisco who had an open extramarital affair with Kamala Harris (power couple) while he was in office and married , and who had Kamala appointed to a $1,xxx,xxx job where she did little. She moved on to other political appointed jobs ans so on. Willie Brown, 30 years Kamal’s senior said she should not be chosen for VP.

        • NotYetInACamp

          EXCUSE me. $1xx,xxx.00 job. Correction.

    • Too Tall

      Creepy Joe / Quim Pro Ho 2020

      As P. J. O’Rourke said: “America deserves the government we elect, and we deserve to get it good and hard.

      Not sure O’Rourke envisioned these two clowns, as the survivors of the greatest dumpster fire / clown car pileup in our history.

      • Punta Gorda

        “Quim Pro Ho”

        HA! 😀

  • NotYetInACamp

    Pardon. Me again. I hate to be a bother. You may never unsee this after you look at this. So do so at your own peril.
    Look at any Map with Montana in it or just Montana.
    If that doesn’t look like The Biden sniffing Ida ho, or just snffing, I don’t know what it looks like.
    https://www.gonorthwest.com/montana/montana-map.htm
    Most innocuous map I found.
    I said I can’t play the piano well. Forgive me for showing you this.

  • Kafiroon

    The Demon Party and legalities, could be summed up as:
    We donn need no stinkin’ constitution!

  • Steveb919

    I have been through Montana and it is a sight to behold. It is a tourist dream.

  • Halley

    Does this mean California is no longer in play?
    Or does this mean – it was…?

    When Joe DeMent is indicted in ObamaGate, none of this will matter anyhow.
    But we may need Tulsi – man, the DNC sure has zipped her mouth shut – to come out and bash Mean Kamal again…

    India must be ashamed that this happened…

  • MasterDiver

    Remember the DNC motto; “By ANY means necessary!”

    Zar Belk!

  • Pamela

    Well there won’t be any songs or dance tunes from Frank and Debbie

  • Too Tall

    The Progtard DildoCrat ticket is starting to look like the Oakland Raiders coming to play the Chicago Bears under Mike Ditka at Soldiers Field on November 4th, 1984. After getting their first three quarterbacks annihilated (two never played again, and one was never the same), they turned to their punter as the 4th string QB who then refused to take a snap under center. On the Chicago side, Jim McMahon’s career was ended with a lacerated kidney (he almost died from the injury,)

    Anyway, it is starting to look like “Last Perv Standing (or Kneeling)” for the DildoCrats.

    PS. Am I the only person who thinks of Tuco from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly” every time they see Kamala Harris? Plugs reminds me of the owner of the gun shop in the movie, including the “Closed” sign stuck in his mouth.

    • John M.

      Kamala looks like Tuco from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Why are you insulting Eli Wallach like that?

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