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  • January 18, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Well, spills will be easy to clean up.



  • January 18, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    doncha just hate it when those balloon word thingies fall down to the bottom of the page?

    • January 18, 2015 at 11:03 pm
      Grunt GI


    • January 19, 2015 at 2:56 am

      Very strategically placed word balloons.

    • January 19, 2015 at 9:37 am

      It proves God is real and he is listening…….. 😉

  • January 18, 2015 at 11:00 pm
    Grunt GI

    What Damon should have said was:
    ‘Make me a sammich’
    ‘and bring me a beer too.’
    “Oh, and wear that outfit you have on now.”

  • January 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm
    Wayne M

    Sammiches are beautiful, Sammiches are fine!
    I love sammiches, I eat ’em all the time!!

    Thank you. My version of this classic is on iTunes…

  • January 18, 2015 at 11:30 pm

    Me: Make me a sammich.
    Wife: Okay, you’re a sammich.

    Yeah, taking back the culture is easy; the house not so much.

    • January 19, 2015 at 12:16 am

      They first have to trust they’ll be well taking leads from you rather than doing everything themself. If done right it’s relaxing and actually fulfilling for them. If done wrong it doesn’t work at all.

      But as you say, that’s about the House – not about the culture at large.

      • January 19, 2015 at 1:04 am

        See, prog culture takes on weak gender characteristics, easily manipulated and subject to “protection” aka domination and control.

        Real women -and men- work and survive together, yes each in his/her own role, but that role is voluntarily assumed, not assigned.

      • January 19, 2015 at 3:11 pm

        Case in point, note who is serving who in the um, strip, as it were…next she’ll prob’ly make him a sammich, but he’ll supply the meat. It’s a great system.

      • January 19, 2015 at 3:16 pm
        Chris Muir

      • January 19, 2015 at 3:47 pm

        … = STFU???

    • January 23, 2015 at 11:53 pm
      Daniel in Brookline

      “Make me a sammich.”
      “What? No. Make it yourself.”
      “Sudo make me a sammich.”

  • January 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Oooooo, verra niiiice!

  • January 18, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    Chris, how long will they stay in Argentina?

    • January 18, 2015 at 11:56 pm

      Stay tuned? 🙂

    • January 19, 2015 at 1:42 am
      Chris Muir

      I have no idea.They tend to let me know.

  • January 19, 2015 at 12:00 am
    B Woodman

    (ahem) To get back to the point (difficult with such a LOVELY distraction in front of you) I take it that it will be WORKING men, men who take RESPONSIBILITY for their actions who will be the ones to take back and rebuild Western culture and civilization.
    ANd now, back to gazing at the naked Jan.

  • January 19, 2015 at 1:41 am
    Pete Z.

    Make mine a tuna on a split Kaiser roll !

  • January 19, 2015 at 1:50 am

    Hmmm,I may be overthinking this too much,but,Chris I agree wholeheartedly with your politics and I like your text,and I like the art,but I like the pix of Sam better than Jan.Are they based on different women?

    • January 19, 2015 at 1:56 am
      Chris Muir

      They certainly are.Sam’s an old ex, and Jan is a blend of people I know.

      • January 19, 2015 at 5:02 am

        Blends are smoother and, often, more intoxicating.

      • January 19, 2015 at 7:24 pm

        Nah. Single malt (neat) is smoothest of them all.

      • January 20, 2015 at 1:15 am

        Amen. Laphroaig is my poison.
        (I can’t afford the expensive stuff 🙂

      • January 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

        “Jan is a blend of people I know.”

        And have seen naked?

        Some guys have all the luck….

      • January 19, 2015 at 9:16 am
        Grunt GI

        It does make me wonder who Skye and Naomi are based on?

  • January 19, 2015 at 5:51 am

    Who is Skye based on?

    • January 19, 2015 at 2:41 pm
      Chris Muir


  • January 19, 2015 at 8:10 am
    B Woodman

    And when is DBD going back to Texas?

    • January 19, 2015 at 10:44 am
      Chris Muir

      They are in Texas.If u mean me, I’m a Florida Boy.

      • January 20, 2015 at 2:37 pm
        Ian Restil

        Well, as Lyle Lovett sings, “That’s right, you’re not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway.”

  • January 19, 2015 at 8:17 am

    Oh criminy, you’ve found this place to troll, along with HotAir?

  • January 19, 2015 at 8:23 am

    Gee, you’re so right! Why should we FIGHT the Islamists when we can join forces with them and suppress all the wimmenfolk together?!

    You must want that, since you defend the Islamists.

    • January 19, 2015 at 8:59 am

      If this is the same guy as “Chudi” on HotAir, then the answer will be RACISM!

      • January 19, 2015 at 10:47 am
        Chris Muir

        Do not feed troll Chud.It has been eliminated.

      • January 19, 2015 at 12:43 pm

        Thank you for that.

  • January 19, 2015 at 8:54 am

    If he and Jan were talking about the same thing, “You’re gonna get some take out” would have an ENTIRELY different meaning – and not one Jan would like. 😉

  • January 19, 2015 at 9:33 am
    Unca Walt

    Beautiful. Chris, your love for women shines through everywhere.

  • January 19, 2015 at 9:48 am

    “you can leave your hat on……”

    RIP, Joe Cocker.

  • January 19, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    Dark Hair, dark eyes, tanned skin, full-C’s, “blended” DNA to get the best of everything in one package… oh yeah! 😀

  • January 19, 2015 at 7:10 pm

    I wonder if Jan is going to get creative with the mustard in the sammich making…

  • January 19, 2015 at 9:11 pm
    Kevin M

    As re Argentina, their “hot” Prez is under investigation of running block for some Iranian terrorists, and the prosecutor was just found with a bullet in his head.

    • January 19, 2015 at 9:57 pm
      Chris Muir

      See tomorrow’s toon.

  • January 20, 2015 at 1:19 am

    Partly I am curious about what unreality/insanity these trolls are spouting, but in large, I’m glad you’ve ejected them before it gets to my in-box, Chris. Thank you.

  • January 20, 2015 at 10:12 am

    I might share some of your comics if the women were dressed.

  • January 20, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Make mine tuna w/extra mayo. On whole wheat of course.

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