Day By Day


  • Henry

    More like the ghost of Democrat victims past and present.

    • Caved1ver01

      I’ve got news for you: 16-60+-year-old-women-want-sex; too many women want in fact sex with many men other than their SO’s, i.e., just look at paternity-fraud statistics sometime.

  • RHT447

    Seismograph says 0.5.

  • Kafiroon

    Earl best call a forklift to get that off their floor.

    • resolute

      Rendering truck.

  • John M.

    More like she should have “weighted” plates for that dump truck she hauls around…

    Kudos to Javier (or Javier’s Ghost) for his political awareness. I guess Jan and Damon brought him up right!

  • Do they have like NoVa and SoVa plates? Because not to differentiate is cruel.

    Damn, strike a pose little blue-eyed beautiful twin!

    • Fox2!

      Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

      • JTC

        No, I won’t let that Ciccone chick take credit for such a good and evocative phrase with her nasty connotations.

        But Blue Eyes there is doing a hell of a job of silently defining it.

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Javier, I bow to your superior mad comedy skills. Keep it up.

    And the shopkeeper needs to charge Xir for the repair to the dent in the floor from her faint. It will take four strong men to lift and move Xir from the middle of the floor…….that is, if you can find four men willing to touch Xir without wearing HazMat suits.

    • Steveb919

      I love your post.

  • Mike-SMO

    Dribble some grease. She’ll slide easy. Never lift if you don’t gotta.

  • Steveb919

    Why did my name and email turn up blank when I went to make a comment? Did I do something wrong?

    • No idea. It does weird stuff sometimes.

      • Eh Wot

        LOL … the acorn don’t fall far from the Tree!

  • Mike-SMO

    Oh. As for Virginia. It isn’t really north v south. More like East v West, or coastal vs mountain & farms. Coastal, of course, includes the sewer that passes the Yankee Capital, as well as the Swabee enclave at Norfolk. If the tide is right, the Sewage flows right out the Roads to the Russkie Submarines. Sending our best to Vlad’s Boys.

    • Oh. Well just use red or blue tags or stickers then.

      But not really, for the same reason you shouldn’t ride around with NRA, Trump, or any other identifiable markers for them to focus their hate on. of your 1A rights of course, but you’re not always in your vehicle…sometimes it’s your family, and sometimes it’s unoccupied but still subject to damage or theft. And even if you are driving you don’t want to go to prison for dispatching some pos for messing with your car, and you will.

      No identifiable tags, stickers or anything else that will serve to make you a target of the pure hate and evil that permeates the left.

      • “Suppression of your 1A rights…”

  • Contrarian View

    Coffee hit screen at the last frame. Could have been Mass. plates, just as well.

  • Richard

    How did Triggally Puff roll her(he/she/it/them?) self down to Texas anyway? The Prius would have died after 5 miles.

    • Put my donation in. Got the grayscale version several years ago. Looking forward to full color. (Note the Reg # on the fighter. Guess who the pilot is…)

      Zar Belk!

      • Browncoat57

        “TAM” I’m unsure about.
        “1701”… most should know that number dating back to 1966.
        Can’t quite make out the pilot’s name but it looks a lot like ‘Riddenhouse’ on my laptop.

        • John D. Egbert

          The inscription under the canopy is “LT G. Roddenberry.” The S/N, of course, refers to NCC-1701, USS Enterprise.

      • Browncoat57

        Opened the pic in a different tab, pasted to MS Paint and was able to read it.
        LOL… Nice! All fits except for the “TAM”. ‘Texas A____ Militia” perhaps?

        • Browncoat57

          ‘Texas Air Militia’…

  • Too Tall

    Amazing Chris!

    Sam’s perceptive wisdom STILL schooling Skye, even when the subject is the son of Sam’s best friend.

    Two “keeper” lines (hey, wait a minute, I have Virginia plates AND a Prius – covered in Youngkin / Sears stickers).

    Kiko still blinding Javier with science, Mari melting everyone’s ice cream, and XIR down for the count.

    Perfect – Thank you!

  • Too Tall

    So, Mia was in the Escalade with Sam and the twins to get ice cream, while Zed and Travis were in the pickup truck….

    Preview of coming attractions…?

  • Browncoat57

    “… racist Mom’s who voted for Youngkin” AND SEARS!!!

  • Son Of A Valkyrie

    Ladies and Gentlemen, may I ask the fate of the poor floor that Xir impacted? ( Something like that doesn’t just fall.)

    • John

      Depends on when the cafe was built.
      If it’s old it might be wood and up on wooden joists and is in danger.
      If it is of more recent construction it’s slab concrete covered in vinyl tile.
      But if it’s really old it will be ceramic tile. If that’s the case the repair bill will be the least of their problems. It takes weeks for a traditional tile job to set properly.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Not good, i am sure.
      They are calling the Bus Transport specialists with the flatbed to carry them. Now the matter of lining up the hoist to pull xir up onto the bed, that depends. I also hope the door is a double door.
      Maybe just moving the portable emergency room there for Xir might be easier.
      There are often costs to lifestyle decisions.
      This seems like a bigger problem than those 600 pound plus feral hogs hunters transport around there upon occasion. Though the situation seems to be taken in easy stride by the locals.
      You would think that a woke whatever would accept the right of freedom of association.
      I wonder if Roddenberry’s transporter could do the job and handle the load?
      Otherwise, nice people.

  • DogByte6RER

    Down, Table One? Better call a tow truck …

  • Pamela

    Oh Joy. Looks like slab-on-grade concrete. Might be ok though it can be scanned for cracks. Flooring might need to be replaced. The walls and windows will need to be checked for any shifting due to the Seismic Anomaly. Same with the mechanicals.

    Its insane hate will be expensive to fix.

  • Kafiroon

    Love your work Chris, I especially always like the small special touches. Like the nose ring on “It” probably needed for as bulls or in It’s case as for rooting hogs.

  • cb

    Did Baldwin’s firearms helper get a new gig as vax assistant? Governor Hairdoo hasn’t been seen since Booster shot 11 days ago…

    • Pamela

      Wonder if he’s having a Come to Jesus moment and Jesus is sending him to Purgatory for some time to repent.

  • So, as I recall as we return to Real Time the ‘toon doesn’t, and the new installment will post in about five minutes from now which means I can go to bed an hour sooner? 🙂

    • NotYetInACamp

      That is the second reminder of the time switch.
      Maybe I can post here after you did, but before you do?

      • John M.

        “Let’s do the time warp again!”


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