• November 7, 2021 at 12:04 am

    More like the ghost of Democrat victims past and present.

    • November 7, 2021 at 4:30 pm

      I’ve got news for you: 16-60+-year-old-women-want-sex; too many women want in fact sex with many men other than their SO’s, i.e., just look at paternity-fraud statistics sometime.

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Seismograph says 0.5.

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:20 am

    Earl best call a forklift to get that off their floor.

    • November 7, 2021 at 12:42 am

      Rendering truck.

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:22 am
    John M.

    More like she should have “weighted” plates for that dump truck she hauls around…

    Kudos to Javier (or Javier’s Ghost) for his political awareness. I guess Jan and Damon brought him up right!

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:25 am

    Do they have like NoVa and SoVa plates? Because not to differentiate is cruel.

    Damn, strike a pose little blue-eyed beautiful twin!

    • November 7, 2021 at 12:41 am

      Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

      • November 7, 2021 at 8:09 pm

        No, I won’t let that Ciccone chick take credit for such a good and evocative phrase with her nasty connotations.

        But Blue Eyes there is doing a hell of a job of silently defining it.

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:27 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Javier, I bow to your superior mad comedy skills. Keep it up.

    And the shopkeeper needs to charge Xir for the repair to the dent in the floor from her faint. It will take four strong men to lift and move Xir from the middle of the floor…….that is, if you can find four men willing to touch Xir without wearing HazMat suits.

    • November 7, 2021 at 2:49 am

      I love your post.

  • November 7, 2021 at 2:55 am

    Dribble some grease. She’ll slide easy. Never lift if you don’t gotta.

  • November 7, 2021 at 2:55 am

    Why did my name and email turn up blank when I went to make a comment? Did I do something wrong?

    • November 7, 2021 at 7:56 am

      No idea. It does weird stuff sometimes.

      • November 7, 2021 at 9:40 am
        Eh Wot

        LOL … the acorn don’t fall far from the Tree!

  • November 7, 2021 at 3:08 am

    Oh. As for Virginia. It isn’t really north v south. More like East v West, or coastal vs mountain & farms. Coastal, of course, includes the sewer that passes the Yankee Capital, as well as the Swabee enclave at Norfolk. If the tide is right, the Sewage flows right out the Roads to the Russkie Submarines. Sending our best to Vlad’s Boys.

    • November 7, 2021 at 3:33 pm

      Oh. Well just use red or blue tags or stickers then.

      But not really, for the same reason you shouldn’t ride around with NRA, Trump, or any other identifiable markers for them to focus their hate on. of your 1A rights of course, but you’re not always in your vehicle…sometimes it’s your family, and sometimes it’s unoccupied but still subject to damage or theft. And even if you are driving you don’t want to go to prison for dispatching some pos for messing with your car, and you will.

      No identifiable tags, stickers or anything else that will serve to make you a target of the pure hate and evil that permeates the left.

      • November 7, 2021 at 3:36 pm

        “Suppression of your 1A rights…”

  • November 7, 2021 at 6:42 am
    Contrarian View

    Coffee hit screen at the last frame. Could have been Mass. plates, just as well.

  • November 7, 2021 at 7:45 am

    How did Triggally Puff roll her(he/she/it/them?) self down to Texas anyway? The Prius would have died after 5 miles.

  • November 7, 2021 at 7:58 am

    Scott Bieser’s ‘Roswell, Texas’ has a fundraiser, good stuff.

    • November 7, 2021 at 8:51 am

      Put my donation in. Got the grayscale version several years ago. Looking forward to full color. (Note the Reg # on the fighter. Guess who the pilot is…)

      Zar Belk!

      • November 7, 2021 at 9:34 am

        “TAM” I’m unsure about.
        “1701”… most should know that number dating back to 1966.
        Can’t quite make out the pilot’s name but it looks a lot like ‘Riddenhouse’ on my laptop.

      • November 7, 2021 at 10:28 am
        John D. Egbert

        The inscription under the canopy is “LT G. Roddenberry.” The S/N, of course, refers to NCC-1701, USS Enterprise.

      • November 7, 2021 at 9:39 am

        Opened the pic in a different tab, pasted to MS Paint and was able to read it.
        LOL… Nice! All fits except for the “TAM”. ‘Texas A____ Militia” perhaps?

      • November 7, 2021 at 12:06 pm

        ‘Texas Air Militia’…

  • November 7, 2021 at 8:29 am
    Too Tall

    Amazing Chris!

    Sam’s perceptive wisdom STILL schooling Skye, even when the subject is the son of Sam’s best friend.

    Two “keeper” lines (hey, wait a minute, I have Virginia plates AND a Prius – covered in Youngkin / Sears stickers).

    Kiko still blinding Javier with science, Mari melting everyone’s ice cream, and XIR down for the count.

    Perfect – Thank you!

  • November 7, 2021 at 8:32 am
    Too Tall

    So, Mia was in the Escalade with Sam and the twins to get ice cream, while Zed and Travis were in the pickup truck….

    Preview of coming attractions…?

  • November 7, 2021 at 9:20 am

    “… racist Mom’s who voted for Youngkin” AND SEARS!!!

  • November 7, 2021 at 10:46 am
    Son Of A Valkyrie

    Ladies and Gentlemen, may I ask the fate of the poor floor that Xir impacted? ( Something like that doesn’t just fall.)

    • November 7, 2021 at 12:04 pm

      Depends on when the cafe was built.
      If it’s old it might be wood and up on wooden joists and is in danger.
      If it is of more recent construction it’s slab concrete covered in vinyl tile.
      But if it’s really old it will be ceramic tile. If that’s the case the repair bill will be the least of their problems. It takes weeks for a traditional tile job to set properly.

    • November 7, 2021 at 1:39 pm

      Not good, i am sure.
      They are calling the Bus Transport specialists with the flatbed to carry them. Now the matter of lining up the hoist to pull xir up onto the bed, that depends. I also hope the door is a double door.
      Maybe just moving the portable emergency room there for Xir might be easier.
      There are often costs to lifestyle decisions.
      This seems like a bigger problem than those 600 pound plus feral hogs hunters transport around there upon occasion. Though the situation seems to be taken in easy stride by the locals.
      You would think that a woke whatever would accept the right of freedom of association.
      I wonder if Roddenberry’s transporter could do the job and handle the load?
      Otherwise, nice people.

  • November 7, 2021 at 11:29 am

    Down, Table One? Better call a tow truck …

  • November 7, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Some breaking (wind) news … Dementia Joe let out a massive fart spreading his noxious CO and methane gases while in Scotland for the Cop26 Climate Summit, according to the Duchess of Cornwall.

    I’m sure that the envirofascist teen Greta is not pleased …



  • November 7, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Oh Joy. Looks like slab-on-grade concrete. Might be ok though it can be scanned for cracks. Flooring might need to be replaced. The walls and windows will need to be checked for any shifting due to the Seismic Anomaly. Same with the mechanicals.

    Its insane hate will be expensive to fix.

  • November 7, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    Love your work Chris, I especially always like the small special touches. Like the nose ring on “It” probably needed for as bulls or in It’s case as for rooting hogs.

  • November 7, 2021 at 7:46 pm

    Did Baldwin’s firearms helper get a new gig as vax assistant? Governor Hairdoo hasn’t been seen since Booster shot 11 days ago…

    • November 7, 2021 at 8:11 pm

      Wonder if he’s having a Come to Jesus moment and Jesus is sending him to Purgatory for some time to repent.

  • November 7, 2021 at 11:58 pm

    So, as I recall as we return to Real Time the ‘toon doesn’t, and the new installment will post in about five minutes from now which means I can go to bed an hour sooner? 🙂

    • November 8, 2021 at 12:19 am

      That is the second reminder of the time switch.
      Maybe I can post here after you did, but before you do?

      • November 8, 2021 at 12:28 am
        John M.

        “Let’s do the time warp again!”


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