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  • October 11, 2020 at 12:09 am

    With enough VOTE fraud, no Democrat ever has to vote.
    Maybe Democrats can vote as a feel good activity?

  • October 11, 2020 at 12:34 am

    I belong to a labor union that had the temerity to re-nominate all but eight of the incumbent union officials, and eight replacements for retiring officials, as the *only* candidates for those positions. They had already sent out the voter ID cards and the list of voting places to the union members. They then cancelled the election. They declared that they had been “elected by acclamation” – with nobody casting a single ballot. These people are not democrats with a small ‘d’, even if they are Democrats with a big ‘D”.

    Here’s the link to the announcement:

    I was working the late shift the day of the nominations and couldn’t attend.

    The insult added on top of the injury is that they keep sending the members letters and pamphlets to tell them to vote for Joe Biden and the other Democrats,
    but they never sent out any letters to notify us that they had cancelled the union election.

    They also have pulled tricks such as having a person’s job transferred out of state if he starts to organize an opposing ticket to the incumbent leadership.

    God, I hate these guys!

    “Democrats shouldn’t vote in America” will cone true because NOBODY will be able to vote in contested elections if these people rig the system. In California they have already rigged the primaries so that Republicans often aren’t even on the ballot in the fall elections. It’s now a runoff between two Democrats for many races.

    The moral of this story is that you CAN NOT TRUST THESE PEOPLE.

  • October 11, 2020 at 12:34 am

    The media now hiring killers to off right. The war continues to escalate. However the Denver Post may find itself bankrupted by a wrongful death lawsuit.

  • October 11, 2020 at 1:31 am

    Not to worry. The Democrats are going to subsidize the progressive media, with our tax dollars of course. The will never die.

    • October 11, 2020 at 10:14 am

      Much like Trudeau the Younger has done in Canada… Now Canucks are paying for the CBC’s progressive propaganda AND a slush fund for other legacy media.

      The interesting part is the CBC’s marketshare is dropping like a stone… and likewise the other legacy media… As the Boomer generation passes, so too does the marketshare…

      #DefundCBC is a popular hashtag up here…

      • October 11, 2020 at 1:56 pm

        An awful lot of us ‘Boomers’ don’t watch cbc and haven’t since it stopped being a news/entertainment channel back in the 70’s and turned into the official liebral party channel.
        The only people listening now are the latest indoctrinees in the hard left ‘anti-diversity-universities’ and not all of them do…
        Less than 1% of the population listens to their state sponsored drivel…billions of dollars wasted to reach the few who were going to slavishly vote liebral anyway.
        It used to be one of the best national networks, I listened to and enjoyed many programs on it, but now any third rate hard communist contry has a more open and neutral newscast and the ‘entertainment’ is nothing more than continual attacks on anyone who doesn’t blindly follow the party line.
        The others, especially ctv, are no’s like there’s a contest on for the most biased newscast…come to think of it, there is…with $650Million in prizes for those who air the ‘correct’ version of the news.

      • October 12, 2020 at 12:03 am

        My parents still watch, more from habit than anything else…. I don’t think they care much about politics. My father isn’t interested in computers so no internet. My mother is okay with computers but mainly does Facebook and emails about genealogy… she’s a regional “hub” of family information.

        This GenX cut the cable years ago.

        If you haven’t checked them out yet, look up True North News… they seem relatively sane.

  • October 11, 2020 at 2:35 am

    “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb, contesting that vote.” -B. Franklin-

    • October 11, 2020 at 9:51 am

      And more and more ‘sheep’ are getting well armed every day.

    • October 11, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      My favorite Founder. Oh, to have Ben alive now to witness 2020…!

  • October 11, 2020 at 2:41 am
    David E

    Is anyone else happy that they are getting naked?

    • October 11, 2020 at 2:59 am

      Waiting is.

    • October 11, 2020 at 6:16 am

      HOKAY, we’ve got Sam & Jan getting sky-clad. We know Sam’s Terrors are safe with Zed but nothing else. Oh and kudos to Chris for yesterday’s silhouettes, no longer little girls!

      Who/what is pulling the onerous task of security? Who else may be joining this skinny-dip? Ah, yes, HAPPY anticipation!

    • October 11, 2020 at 11:00 am

      Very happy indeed. IMHO, this site is tops for a variety of reasons, one of which is a refusal to go all PC/Pearl Clutching mode. That means folk get all down and dirty for the entertainment of the audience.

    • October 11, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      Is Sam’s shirt wet, or is that something she wears tokeep Zed happy at bedtime?

      ZAR BELK!

  • October 11, 2020 at 3:36 am

    You know that if Biden wins and pushes the Pack the court and the other communist agenda there might just be a civil war erupting if enough people give a shit about our USA. But it would be a lost cause I’m afraid as they will have the armed forces under control. As old as I am I would still try. Can’t figure out who would be my first target. Just dreaming I guess but I do have a .308 with scope.

    • October 11, 2020 at 3:37 am

      P.S. Nice art work on the toon.

    • October 11, 2020 at 7:52 am
      Old Codger

      I keep reading about Biden (and it won’t be him, it’ll be Harris post 25th Amendment coup) “packing the court” but I don’t see it. Sure the Progs would give their left nuts to be able to pack the court, but who is likely to die/step down (at least in the near term) and give them the opportunity? Of course, they could always emulate FDR and increase the size of the court. FDR grew the court from seven to the present nine so it would be possible to increase the court to eleven but that wouldn’t really help a whole lot. Adding two would only increase the number of faux Justices (and the phrase “progressive Justice” is an oxymoron if ever there was one) but that would only give them five. When the new AJ is sworn in that will yield four strong constitutionalists, one swing vote and CJ Roberts. In the prog’s place I wouldn’t be happy with that picture.

      • October 11, 2020 at 8:43 am

        “I keep reading about Biden… “packing the court” but I don’t see it… who is likely to die/step down (at least in the near term) and give them the opportunity? Of course, they could always emulate FDR and increase the size of the court.”

        Yes, that’s what the phrase refers to.

      • October 11, 2020 at 1:58 pm

        There are lots of pillows around…and as the chinese just said about the election:
        “they’re old men, accidents happen”

      • October 11, 2020 at 10:07 am
        The Nth Doctor

        If that gives them five reliable Leftists vs. four strong Constitionalists and, effectively, two swing votes, why wouldn’t they be happy? Especially as Roberts has repeatedly proven that he can’t be relied on when the tough decisions come up; he may as well be considered an asset for the Left as well.

        And besides — who says they have to stop at only expanding the USSC by two more justices? There aren’t any rules which would limit them in that scenario; if the Dems get control of the Senate and the Presidency, and keep the House, they can expand the court to thirteen, fifteen, or as many as it takes for them to be certain of installing a reliably Leftist majority on the court and rendering the Constitutionalists completely irrelevant.

      • October 11, 2020 at 10:21 am
        MAJ Arkay

        No, FDR did NOT increase the court size to 9. That’s been the size since 1869. He tried to increase it to 15.

        Washington Post columnist Franklyn Waltman didn’t buy it, writing, “Mr. Roosevelt’s real objective is to make the Supreme Court amenable to his will, either by forcing from that tribunal some of those who have disagreed with him, or by permitting him to offset their votes with men of his own choosing.”

        His plan failed utterly in a Democrat-controlled Congress. But he got what he wanted in the long run. He got 9 judges appointed over his four administrations, all leaning his direction.

        Today’s court-packing ploy is for the same reasons: to have a majority that do exactly what Democrats want. The difference today is that these Democrats are actually Communists, and if their party wins the White House and the Senate majority, they will all go along with the plan.

      • October 11, 2020 at 12:01 pm

        12 Justices? FDR wanted to add Justices to get his desired Supreme Court votes guaranteed. It is allowable under law, I recall.

        And Biden wanted a surge to the border of those seeking entry and admittance of all of them. Voter cards would be next. As to the constitution, the then 15 or 19 Justices would decide what it means, barring the proper use of the 2nd Amendment by the populace.
        Justice is what they say it is.
        Mao and our US Constitution realize that strength and power comes from the barrel of a gun. We choose when that power must be exercised. Obviously when you see the whites of their eyes of the attacking enemy troops. Sometimes that white may be 1000+/- yards away (Zed. Comment?)
        Not just the 14th Amendment, but what Obama called the useless old rag will be cancel culture cancelled. A Central Committee might be established to prevent someone independent of them, like President Trump, becoming a President by vote of the people and audacity and strength of character.
        Enjoy and make use of the peace. There are those with plans to “righteously” take it away from you.

        Did I mention vote. It might win in an easier manner.
        Also watch the votes and how they move from the actual voting to the actual counting, and consider where along the way they can be changed, and how they can be changed. The Democrats have developed this into a science that would have change 2016 but for the massive voter turnout. Such is my opinion. I have one.

      • October 11, 2020 at 1:15 pm

        They watched and learned and with an election month to work wit as opposed to an Election Day, they can cipher just how many of those late mail in ballots they need to attain their goal…which is of course to steal the presidency by any and all means necessary.

        Hey Jan, there’s your DNC catchphrase…

        “By Any And All Means Necessary”

        Just send my share of the commish to the KAG campaign…

      • October 11, 2020 at 1:26 pm
  • October 11, 2020 at 5:52 am

    A cartoon I’d draw if I had the talent.

    On the left side, a man hanged from a tree limb. On the right, a tombstone saying “1930-1999” with a medal and ribbon draped over it.

    Captions would be;

    Under hanging man; DARED TO VOTE FOR TRUMP ONCE- 2020.

    Under tombstone with ribbon; VOTED FOR JOE 18 TIMES- 2020.


    Incidentally, the medal would bear the likeness of a certain jug-eared ex-President and Ultimate Totality God of Everything For All of Eternity.

    clear ether


  • October 11, 2020 at 6:26 am
    Bill G

    Nice artwork, indeed.
    So many schemes, so many scams, so much fraud … and they can’t coordinate without risking undeniable exposure. So what happens if on November 4 it turns out that Biden won with more votes than the population of the nation?

    • October 11, 2020 at 8:04 am

      He announces an Executive Order creating three more states on top of the 57 we already have, of course.

      clear ether


      • October 11, 2020 at 5:10 pm
        Brent Dotson

        Just a point of order, Obama never said we had 57 states, he implied 60 by saying that he had VISITED 57, had one more state to visit and they were not going to Hawaii or Alaska.

  • October 11, 2020 at 7:37 am

    Chris, you’re gonna have to give your Sunday Skinny Dips more panels so you can get all the gorgeous women in there. (Particularly nice final panel.)

    • October 11, 2020 at 1:56 pm

      Looking at the top panel: has the pond been made into a swimming pool? Awfully clear water, and a blue-print vinyl liner background?

      Zar Belk!

  • October 11, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Since we don’t steal their signs, maybe just post this sticker on them:

    • October 11, 2020 at 1:57 pm

      Stealing that one!

      Zar Belk!

  • October 11, 2020 at 8:43 am

    Our girls are commandi’s! 🙂

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  • October 11, 2020 at 8:46 am
    Shield Wall

    I’ve gotta say Chris, the serious political content combined with your artistic skills bring to mind that old Mary Poppins song- “Just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down….”

  • October 11, 2020 at 8:47 am

    Note that leftist vote suppression extends infinitely beyond mere elections…everything the slimeballs have done since Election 2016 has been seeking to suppress and overturn the vote and the will of Americans.

  • October 11, 2020 at 10:03 am

    “Old fuck communists…”

    Man, our girl gets sassy when her Liberty is threatened!

    She’s right, all the top Dim fossils are running the show right now, but the Red New Deal commies are waiting their turn.

    If the old ones win/steal this election we will see the young, true and openly avowed communists and muzzies take their rightful place in the politburo of TPWAUTB.

  • October 11, 2020 at 10:17 am
    Grunt GI

    So I had to stare at this toon long and hard 🙂 to figure out they’re getting undressed. So hopefully the swimming hole editorials continue!!

  • October 11, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Dammit … I had to read this morning’s strip four times to finally get through it!

    I kept getting distracted from the message by those graphics …

    “The state — or, to make matters more concrete, the government — consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can’t get, and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time it is made good by looting ‘A’ to satisfy ‘B’. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advanced auction on stolen goods.”

    On Politics [1996] ~ H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

  • October 11, 2020 at 11:02 am

    You ought to be a carpenter. Hitting the nail on the head so accurately all the time, your production would be incredible.

    I’ve gotten about 15 Republican Party surveys, all asking for money when I send then in. They pretty much ask the same questions and list the answers they want to hear as choices. They say they want our opinion, but all they are really for, is to find out what they can use as screaming points against the Libtard Socialcrats.

    My wife (she cancels my vote) asked why I voting for a narcissistic, obnoxious, rude person with a lack of political knowledge (outwardly apparent) that think’s he is running a game show. I said exactly.

    I wish we had a candidate like that for the the Representatives and Senators (both of Georgia’s are up for grabs). I tend to think along the lines of less Government and more individual responsibility for the families and group leaders, but with the current situation, I really just want it to end.

    Anyway, thanks again Chris for making my Sunday morning!

    • October 11, 2020 at 1:29 pm

      “…all they are really for…”

      Correct, not for your opinion, and not even for talking points either…

      But you hit the nail on the head just like Chris in his ‘toons when you mention the money begging that comes after you send in a “survey”…You just let them know you’re out there listening, that’s a hit target in boiler rooms and political campaigns (redundant).

      In that way the letter designation is irrelevant, D’s and R’s alike, it’s all about the money.

      Always follow the money.

      • October 11, 2020 at 4:18 pm
        John M.

        “””all they are really…” is to get you to send them money. I’d lay odds the responses are never tabulated.

        If one of those surveys comes with a Business Reply Mail or SSAE, I fill out the survey but blank out the money part, and include a note that says “Sorry, I’m on Social Security and I have nothing to spare for political campaigns.”

        If it comes with an envelope I have to put a stamp on, anything with my name or personal information goes in the shredder, the rest goes in the recycle bin.

        Funny how I rarely get a second mailing from the same candidate or special interest group…

      • October 11, 2020 at 6:18 pm

        Heh, a new one in the in-box today from the Big Man himself (right), proclaiming “I’M BACK!” and then taking the unheard of and never before offered 800% match for contributions, but only if I hurry, it’s only good for the next four hours…

        Listen I know they have to find-raise but do the appeals always have to read like they’re addressing a child, an idiot, a lottery fanatic, or a slot machine gambling freak? And in this case my question to them (if I was dumb enough to respond letting them know they’ve got a live one) would be, who is this dude who will put in $800 to my $100, and why can’t he just go ahead and kick in my C-note too? 🙂

    • October 11, 2020 at 11:03 pm

      Watch Hillary’s America, then watch it with her.
      Or just watch it together.
      It’s on youtube
      D’nesh de Sousa made it.
      He went to jail because the judge took into account his making the Obama movie before his ‘reelection’
      His crime was giving too much money to a friend’s political campaign, probably because he didn’t tell the friend, so the friend committed no crime. Well, because it nailed Obama with the truth.

  • October 11, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    If you continue to elect professional politicians time after time
    eventually you find out why they’re professionals…
    Trump scares them all because he already has money and fame and doesn’t play by the established rules…it should be a law that no president or other leader can ever have been elected to other office…or be a lawyer.
    Unfortunately that’s what happened here when the village idiot got elected based on who his father might have been…forgetting that we’re still trying to fix the damage he caused 40 years ago.

    • October 11, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      Only damage caused by Sr. that we’re still paying for is the triple-down of that damage continued by Jr.

      Fucking traitorous inept losers the both of them.

  • October 11, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Ammo, Food, Water, Meds, Chocolate, Tequila, Stock up while you can.
    SanFranNan slipped a “Get Rid of Cash” Gotcha in the first Budget Buster Bill

    • October 11, 2020 at 5:14 pm
      Brent Dotson

      Don’t forget a butt load of spices. They can disappear in “hard times”

      • October 11, 2020 at 5:37 pm

        Whole spices to grind

      • October 11, 2020 at 8:27 pm

        Remember, always grind a nutmeg from the big end. If you start at the narrow end it will be hollow clear through.

        Confederate Receipt Book, 1863.



      • October 11, 2020 at 9:25 pm

        Interesting info 🙂

  • October 11, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    President Trump might be the only President in a long while who has less money after 4 years than when he went into office. It has cost him Bigly to be our President and act to save the nation.
    For the record, I also criticize some of his and acts policies, but overall it has been a Bigly win for the nation.
    With another President Marxism and totalitarianism might have been completely installed during the covid excuse.

    And Hillary would have cute her “share” out just like she cut her share out in Haiti.

  • October 11, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Oh, My! There are women getting ready to swim and swimming there! 🙂

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