I predicted President Coattails would happen about a year after Joey the Wonder Corpse took up Residence. But apparently the puppeteers noticed what an uncontrollable disaster she’d be, so here we still are.
Putin was a colonel in the KGB. Major reason he didn’t rise to general was his connection with the Knitting Society, as it was called. The ladies are perfectly safe around Putin. Zed, on the other hand, best watch his six.
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By my estimation, it would be a very small explosion. Downright tiny in fact.
What did we say in grade school?
Not enough to blow his nose!
SI Guy,
Wouldn’t even make a decent popcorn fart.
In his case wouldn’t that be a Corn Pop fart?
Good one.
I wonder how many times he can vapor lock before complete systems failure.
It could be mildly embarrassing for the DNC, to say the least.
I don’t think anybody is really up for President HaHaHaHaWordSaladBootyShake.
(I almost typed “President Cackles” and then I remembered- that one is already taken.)
clear ether
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Wasn’t that “Cankles?”
That’s the other crazy lady.
I predicted President Coattails would happen about a year after Joey the Wonder Corpse took up Residence. But apparently the puppeteers noticed what an uncontrollable disaster she’d be, so here we still are.
once putin touches down, arrest him for the kidnapping of 700,000 Ukrainian children.
that’s their numbers, they’re proud of it.
the nazis at least were ashamed of stealing polish children, and hid it, they knew it was wrong.
Putin was a colonel in the KGB. Major reason he didn’t rise to general was his connection with the Knitting Society, as it was called. The ladies are perfectly safe around Putin. Zed, on the other hand, best watch his six.
I doubt the Resident has the cognitive gumption to punctuate a sentence, let alone blow his own nose…
The Color Purple is the official color of the CRA!