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  • October 22, 2020 at 12:12 am


    So she does! 🙂

    And they are appreciated.

  • October 22, 2020 at 12:16 am
    John M.

    I TOLD her to put her blouse on a couple of days ago! Does anyone listen to me? NO-O-O!

    • October 22, 2020 at 12:18 am
      John M.

      Glad to see the President can keep his composure under the hardest of times… where would Jeffrey Toobin be right about now?

    • October 22, 2020 at 12:20 am
      Greg B

      And boy are we glad she didn’t.

  • October 22, 2020 at 12:21 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Big guns? It would be interesting to have PDJT do a comparison between Sam and Melania. Woof!

  • October 22, 2020 at 12:36 am

    Considering Our President through his years…
    Nothing new to see here.
    Power, money, fame…
    If you have one you can…
    Never mind.

  • October 22, 2020 at 12:45 am

    Everything Sam said is correct. She not only brings out the Big Guns, she uses them well. Sam’s Big Guns are not just for show. What a woman!. What a mind! What Big Guns! 🙂 Multi-talented that mom is.

  • October 22, 2020 at 1:17 am

    As opposed to POTUS Trump verifying that the “carpet matches the draperies…”

    • October 22, 2020 at 2:44 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      I’m pretty sure Mrs. Owens is a “Smoothie”

      • October 22, 2020 at 7:12 am

        Not always.
        Thank goodness.

      • October 22, 2020 at 9:14 am
        John D. Egbert

        I believe she usually sports a landing strip . . .

      • October 22, 2020 at 4:37 pm
        John M.

        Last time any of us saw, she had a “Reference Line” not a full Brazilian…

  • October 22, 2020 at 2:01 am

    Wonder how this will be logged by the Secret Service…

    • October 22, 2020 at 2:20 am


      • October 22, 2020 at 3:16 pm

        Sam’s going to be the Pin Up Girl for the Cubical Town

  • October 22, 2020 at 2:45 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Psst! Don’t tell Mel!

  • October 22, 2020 at 2:46 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Can you IMAGINE the view from that phone?
    A sweeping panorama of the Grand Tetons… is this a great country, or what?

  • October 22, 2020 at 2:49 am

    Glad to see Sam get that Marxist BS off her chest……..

  • October 22, 2020 at 3:48 am

    Calling the NSA for an overhead? Need to confirm the safety of assetS (plural)!

  • October 22, 2020 at 4:09 am

    The twins are already serving their country well…

  • October 22, 2020 at 6:04 am
    Bill G

    Lovely. And timely.

  • October 22, 2020 at 6:08 am
    Bill G

    BTW, at 5:30A.M. Sarah Hoyt posted the link to Sunday’s strip on Instapundit.

  • October 22, 2020 at 6:13 am

    So sad … Sam Elliot does a voice over for a Biden ad.

    • October 22, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Ouch. I usually won’t read too much into an entertainer earning a living doing wag at he does. But this is different. This is more than a voiceover; this is an endorsement.

      Excuse me while I go puke.

      • October 22, 2020 at 10:09 am

        Doing what he does…

  • October 22, 2020 at 7:14 am

    I wondered yesterday if she would relax and lower that arm. Saw the danger lurking.

    At least she wasn’t pulling a Toobin, though.

  • October 22, 2020 at 7:53 am
    William Henry

    Reminds me of a girl I knew back in the early 80s with natural 38c boomers… oh to be young again.

  • October 22, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Someone please go re-read “The Door into Summer” and grab that special Heinlein quote.

  • October 22, 2020 at 9:32 am
    My Way Or --->

    I’m just going to leave this here. Hunter Biden’s laptop contained videos of him completely unclad, sent to a 14-year-old girl.

    Chris, if you don’t want it posted, then please remove it.

  • October 22, 2020 at 9:55 am

    125 + years going back to the formation of the Fabian Socialist movement in London in 1884. Their collectivist virus helped spawn Bolshevism, Fascism, Nazism and just about every other societal dysfunction now occurring throughout Western Civilization, and beyond.


    I just watched Dinesh D’Souza’s latest “Trump Card” and I largely agree with his sentiment that what Bernie Sanders, AOC, the DNC and their ilk are seeking to impose on America is a Venezuelan type of socialism.

    When Hugo Chavez first came into power, he promised Venezuela that his Chavista socialism would be “nice,” not like Soviet socialism. We can now see how that utopian paradise has devolved into the nightmare that it has become. Antifa and BLM are replicating the Chavista collectivos goon squads.

    I only wish that the big guns needed could be some hypodermic needles filled with antibodies, but as they say … if you vote yourself into socialism then you have to shoot your way out.

    Perhaps Jo, with her morphing technology, can infiltrate some of these collectivos here on American soil to undermine and disrupt there ops?

    In the meantime, buy more guns, buy more ammo …

    • October 22, 2020 at 10:13 am

      Their commie goon squads don’t face what our commie goon squads will. We will not be asking the free world to intervene on our behalf, we will necessarily intervene on our own behalf.

    • October 22, 2020 at 11:37 am

      A certain fraction of any population will be dedicated to getting something for nothing, and it seems to make little difference what the intelligence of the individual is.
      The Founders knew that wisdom must be pursued and is often hard won, but it is obvious by the abundance of socialist types among the brightest of us that said wisdom is not being pursued.
      America has experimented, time and again, with Socialism even long before the Fabians were born because we had the freedom to do it. And yet even though each and every one of those experiments failed, and basically for the exact same reasons, that vast catalogue has been ignored precisely because of the failures.
      The failures simply did not fit into the vision of Utopia, a Utopia the Founders knew was impossible because of Human Nature.
      That Human Nature is abundantly obvious today.
      In spite of the fact that we actually have fat “poor” people with phones and television, if not actually cell phones with video, the Left whines that we should have equal outcomes without effort, a denial of Reality if there ever was one.
      And since the Left never considers the possibilities of a bad outcome you have to wonder what will happen when our technology _does_ deliver a life without effort.

      • October 22, 2020 at 1:31 pm

        …”we had (have) the freedom to do it.”

        Yep. Talk about your double-edged sword.

        The founders knew that too. But they knew it is irrelevant; freedom to fail is critical…evidence that they understood that the Constitution and all laws for that matter are directed at those “elites” who would be our masters.

        Ironically, failure is irrelevant to them; remember each New Deal is a different group of elite operators who do successfully maintain their status for a while for the bargain sum of the damage done to “their” people and our Republic. And all at our expense so what, them worry?

        As you mention, it has always been this, and tragically but necessarily always will be. Yeah there will always be a contingent of paid slackers. So too there will always be those who will exploit and expand that weakness for their own, albeit temporary, benefit.

      • October 22, 2020 at 10:55 pm

        America has experimented, time and again, with Socialism even long before the Fabians were born

        Going back to some of the first English colonies. Who quickly realized that the number of eaters would soon exceed the number of eaters if they remained as a commune.

        Didn’t Bernie get kicked out of a commune for not working? Even some of the kibbutzes had that problem.

      • October 22, 2020 at 11:10 pm

        Most of the kibbutzim had that problem. They survived with volunteer labor from the USA and Europe during the summer and as tourist resorts, later.

  • October 22, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Time for hashtag #MeToobin? LOL

  • October 22, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Well, nice Toob’in reference, but Mr T is used to Melania’s assets, of course he can maintain.

  • October 22, 2020 at 11:29 pm
    Punta Gorda

    He went there! Woot!

    Dance monkey, dance.

  • October 22, 2020 at 11:33 pm
    Punta Gorda

    I was watching the after show on Newsmax. K T McFarland brought up a good point. With cheeser bragging about his tax returns all the time… where is the IRS with all this UNREPORTED money flowing around the Biden cartel?

    • October 23, 2020 at 12:00 am

      Newsmax cruising the ‘toon now too? We’ve been discussing the Biden returns for weeks.

      Specifically when Uncajoe brought up his newly released forms as a gotcha at the first debate I so much wanted to put the words in DT’s mouth..

      “Where’s Hunter’s?”

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