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  • September 23, 2017 at 12:06 am
    JackDeth 72

    As a Tactical or Strategic Plan….. That could definitely work.

    Hillary’s Family Counseling Slush Fund could easily foot the bill for air fare to get the deed done.

    Also gives the President “Plausible Deniability”.

  • September 23, 2017 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    Is Day By Day fiction or prophecy?

    My guess for Clue is Dennis Rodman, at low post, with the tire iron.

    • September 23, 2017 at 12:29 am

      Aluminum chop sticks are more available.

      • September 23, 2017 at 12:02 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Even bamboo ‘sticks will work. They’re stiff enough. And they’re eeeeevrywhere……..

      • September 23, 2017 at 6:02 pm

        Not in Korea.

      • September 23, 2017 at 10:34 pm
        Peregrine John

        Yeah, they use metal ones. Pretty sure HRH’s hit squad won’t have trouble with them.

  • September 23, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Not far-fetched at all.

    Careful though. Offering a bounty for a strand of the beast’s hair for DNA got Shkreli locked up and his $5M bail revoked. What are the odds he survives? Humor? Don’t make me laugh. They got none, and they will kill you for yours.

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  • September 23, 2017 at 1:45 am

    Yep, Arkancide is a thing.

  • September 23, 2017 at 2:02 am

    All these ideas sound plausible to me concerning KJU. Now, devise a suitable cure for that Manchurian candidate in Arizona. Maybe a diamondback rattler in his toidy when he goes to drop a deuce in his office water-closet ……..

    • September 23, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      Don’t say things like that.
      Rattlesnake venom might actually _cure_ his present condition.

  • September 23, 2017 at 2:05 am

    I seem to remember that when the American Hostages were taken In Iran,
    Miss Lillian suggested people donate $1.00 to a fund of a million dollars to hire Mafia Hit Men to take out the Iranian leadership. Think that might work here?

    • September 23, 2017 at 4:19 am

      The Respected are pretty much OOB these days. The surest way wold be to tip one of the tongs (Red Dragon or 14K, for example) or one of the Yakuza clans that Mini-Kim was going to try to muscle their pipeline for heroin out of West Africa, notably from Boko Haram in Nigeria.

      My SWAG is they’d be having a state funeral for the Dear Leader in 96 hours at most.

      clear ether


  • September 23, 2017 at 2:15 am

    Practical politicks isn’t always elegant but the job gets done.

  • September 23, 2017 at 3:24 am

    Between the unpredictability of PDT and Mad Dog, Rocket Man must be in need of hourly diaper changes.

    • September 23, 2017 at 2:12 pm
      Old Codger

      Correction “LITTLE Rocket Man”. Mustn’t forget the most important part.

      • September 23, 2017 at 6:59 pm

        Kind of like the toy whistle from a box of Cracker Jacks that would sputter and break the first time it was blown…

  • September 23, 2017 at 6:14 am

    The enemies of freedom, democracy and the USA knew Our Lightbringer would not only never lift a finger against them, he would allow them and their WMDs to flourish, send them planeloads of cash, and apologize for America while doing so. The “media” loved it (and colluded in it), and are shaking harder than Little Kim over the new sheriff in town.

  • September 23, 2017 at 7:46 am
    Bill G

    Let it slip that he’s gotten her emails and is ready to release them. Buh-bye!

  • September 23, 2017 at 8:43 am
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Great theme, DbD! Look forward to seeing more Trump ideas here.

  • September 23, 2017 at 9:14 am
    still one of the best pop songs/recordings, like ever

    • September 23, 2017 at 11:30 am

      Well this’ll ruin it for you…

      Appropriate though, one nutball rocketman to another…best part starts at 2:20:

    • September 23, 2017 at 8:17 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      And for the Ultimate Rocket Man rendition…..

      After you pick yourself up off the floor from laughter, scroll down and read/look at the comments.

      • September 23, 2017 at 8:32 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Scroll down the remarks to watch the Korean BB (Airsoft) Fake Gun Prank. If that doesn’t leave you on the floor in stitches, your sense of humor is broken.

      • September 23, 2017 at 11:33 pm

        Excellent, although I expected either Shatner or Stewie.

  • September 23, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    I seem to recall this ONE time when some of Ross Perot’s employees were taken hostage…
    He certainly didn’t depend on the Dept. of Justice.
    Start the rumor on TMZ that Rocket Man said Elisabeth Warren, or ANY Kardasian, has a fat ass.
    Oh, wait….

  • September 23, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Translation: Even better than Deplorables dared to hope for. 🙂

    • September 23, 2017 at 7:08 pm
      • September 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm

        That the sweet grandmotherly type genocidal murderer and destroyer of Europe and Western Civilization, along with BHO, is so basically and fundamentally butt-hurt and totally snowflaked out and unable to really function at any higher brain use level, as seen by her opinions, brings some tears to my eyes and slight sniffles, both of joy.
        Praise the Lord that Donald John Trump is our president. Thank You, God. (And the people of the USA who were inspired enough by God to do the work to get President Trump into office.)

        President trump has done even better than I thought, and that is despite the people within his own party that are actively sabotaging and attacking him.

        Opposition to DACA put candidate Trump on the map. Apply the law. Then get more.
        No gratuitous citizenship that are not legal. (‘Birthright’). No chain migration. Only one person at a time by the rules. No welfare or deportation.
        Eliminate refugees to maybe 1000 a year, if that.
        Remove many refugee claimants back to places where they can be helped for 1/10 less. And much more.
        The President does not apply blind dogma to issues. He solves problems. When someone asks questions, dogmatic people consider them dumb as they don’t have a complete answer NOW, as the dogmatic person already has.
        Keep on using your executive talent, Mr. President. Consider the options and think and be presented new options and explanations until you see a good one, or the best one, or the best one possible under the reality. We actually are having more good decisions and results for the country and for the American people than we have had in a long time.

      • September 23, 2017 at 9:30 pm

        Clarification: No welfare for the immigrant, or deport the immigrant.
        President Trump is much kinder than I am. I hope not too kind. We shall see.

  • September 24, 2017 at 11:25 am
    Delilah T.

    You wanna get rid of the Fat Little Basterd over there in Noath Koreea??

    Not sure, but I think he’s diabetic. Poison the insulin. But you’d have to get rid of the rest of the clan. He still has one half-brother and a sister, as of last week.

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