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  • December 20, 2016 at 10:35 pm
    WayneM

    Just turn up the juice (as in electrical voltage) and see what shakes loose!

    • December 20, 2016 at 11:30 pm
      Kafiroon

      Yes, Go For It! She is Israeli. They use 240!

  • December 20, 2016 at 10:40 pm
    formwiz

    No, dear, leave it where it was.

    If God wanted it otherwise, it would have stayed where it was.

  • December 20, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Harah? Guess it was that good a ride! Or maybe that’s a bit of Israeli swearing these days?

    PS – what’s with the guy in the red shirt? Half his face is blacked out, and running down his chest.

  • December 20, 2016 at 11:09 pm
    Wulfenite

    Just in – The new administration wants to ban prepackaged shredded cheese. They want to make America Grate Again.
    (rim shot)

    • December 21, 2016 at 4:21 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Buh DUM Dump 😉

    • December 21, 2016 at 4:55 am
      Southpaw

      A little late for that: The Obama administration has been grating me for 8 years.

  • December 20, 2016 at 11:15 pm
    Steve_1066

    There is a process in capturing human action for animation and mechanical studies by attaching reflectors to body parts and then filming. Guess where I would attach reflectors here!

    • December 21, 2016 at 12:39 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      At the headlights?

  • December 20, 2016 at 11:49 pm
    RegT

    This strip is superior with bare boobies, but _completely_ bearable even without. Chris is a master satirist and political prognosticator, throws in just enough humor, and leavens it all with gorgeous female flesh. He can’t help it if the sight of the Obamination, Hairy Reid the Red, Hilarious, and other such miscreants are enough to make a maggot lose its lunch. At least he has never exposed us (pun intended) to Michelle’s “package” in the flesh. THAT would indeed be unbearable.

    • December 20, 2016 at 11:53 pm
      Chris Muir

      Reg, I trashed his comment, but thanks. The guy’s always hovering on the edge of concern trolling.

      • December 21, 2016 at 12:06 am

        Entertaining though; his handle is a link to his “blog” which he claims as the best of Peoria and which is so illiterate and clueless that I thought it had to be a gag…until I re-read his comment here in which he was totally naive to his own punchline “strip is unbearable without bare boobies”. Hilarious and he didn’t even know it.

      • December 21, 2016 at 12:14 am
        Chris Muir

        It’s a shame,really,guy’s been reading dbd since the beginning but got more and more hard left.His comments have, like those of the Left always seem to do, gotten nastier and more arrogant over time.Everything is warfare to them.Sad.

      • December 21, 2016 at 9:04 am
        PaulS

        HOW can someone read dbd consistently and become more hard to the left? Suspect they were a lefty trying their hand at infiltration, but they simply can’t stay filtered. Cuz they better than all us Deplorables. 🙂

    • December 21, 2016 at 9:13 am
      J C

      someone get “butthurt”?

  • December 20, 2016 at 11:58 pm
    Delilah T.

    Okay, so now that things are all settled and more of the EVers abandoned the bWitch of the South than those two who didn’t vote for DTrump, are you guys feeling all better now? Just askin’.

    Anyone want to do bets on how many proggies will end up with pneumonia in January if they decide to trash Washington on Inauguration Day?

    • December 21, 2016 at 12:13 am
      billf

      I vote ” all of them “.Maybe that’s not fair,but it’s my choice.

  • December 21, 2016 at 12:30 am
    Noelegy

    Just speaking as a well-endowed woman, it HURTS when they bounce that hard. Especially if they’re unencumbered.

    • December 21, 2016 at 1:37 am

      And that’s why they invented “sports-bras”. And make up to cover black eyes.

      • December 21, 2016 at 1:52 am

        Which she can’t wear in those uniforms, I might add.

        And yes, it can not only hurt, but bruise them — and even permanently damage them, because it stretches out the connective tissue. That’s how you get boobs down to the waist.

        Just sayin’. (I used to ride horses, and can speak from experience on the pain and bruising.)

      • December 21, 2016 at 1:54 am

        …It also can be VERY difficult to find sports bras that are actually effective for large busts in what are considered “high impact” activities.

      • December 21, 2016 at 4:50 pm
        John

        I would think, considering the shear mass involved and its desirable qualities, that a sports bra for a large bust would be something akin to a high wasted jacket made of Kevlar.
        As popular as they are, the large bust is not such a great thing as the owner gets older. Back problems abound.

      • December 21, 2016 at 10:43 pm
        Delilah T.

        I used to ride, too, jumpers and hunters, and there is nothing more obnoxious than having your girls bouncing up and down in front of a male judge. You learn to get the better bras, like Frederick’s of Hollywood used to make. NOTHING bounced when I wore one of those. You have to have support and comfort all in one for sports. Sports bras just flatten stuff.

      • December 21, 2016 at 2:11 am

        Gotta be a retro-fic e-book hidden in that anecdote somewhere.

      • December 21, 2016 at 11:21 am
        Master Diver

        “I Was a Roller-Derby Jammer Queen”?

        Zar Belk!

      • December 21, 2016 at 4:17 pm

        Sponsored by Hooters. 🙂

    • December 21, 2016 at 5:01 am
      Southpaw

      …Which segues us to Melania Trump, the bustiest First Lady ever! Donald and I are both boob men. What’s not to like about this guy?

      • December 21, 2016 at 10:11 am
        Old Codger

        Unfortunately, there is enough silicon in the former Melania Knauss’ dash to make a very nice computer lab – complete with routers and file servers. {sigh} Glad all the DD Darlins are 100% natural – no after-market add-ons. At least there is no question about the soon-to-be FLOTUS’ gender. Our soon (but not soon enough) to be POTUS prefers the natural order of things; one innie + one outie. Don’t have to worry ’bout HIM sneaking off to any “bath house”. No SIR!

      • December 21, 2016 at 11:12 am
        S'aaruuk

        JFYI…..from a self confessed connoisseur of luscious, bodacious, beautiful boobies……it’s siliCONE, not siliCON that Melania may or may not have.

        Silicon is hard, rigid, brittle and breaks very easily.

        Silicone is soft, pliable, and when properly utilized, wonderful to observe and touch/caress. :-p

      • December 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm
        Old Codger

        “Silicones, also known as polysiloxanes, are polymers that include any inert, synthetic compound made up of repeating units of siloxane, which is a chain of alternating silicon atoms and oxygen atoms”

        Still want to argue that there is no silicon in silica gel breast implants such as our soon-to-be FLOTUS inarguably has?

        And here’s “graphic evidence of after-market add-ons.
        http://tinyurl.com/FLOTUS1

      • December 21, 2016 at 6:27 pm
        Old Codger

        Sorry, Chris, if I got a bit sharp. I don’t mind being corrected – when I’m wrong. But in this case I was not. SiliCONE is made from siloxane which has SILICON as one of its defining components. I prefer all natural when it comes to a lot of things. Our POTUS elect would appear not to share my taste. Free country (at least to some extent still).

        Of course after-market add-ons included Mrs. Trump – and both of her predecessors – puts Moo-chelle totally to shame. I guarantee nobody – FREAKING NOBODY – has ever or WILL ever try to claim any of those three are anything but natural born (and damned attractive) women. I may be hopelessly behind the times but undergoing a penectomy and an orchiectomy along with augmentation mammoplasty does not a woman make. EVER!

    • December 21, 2016 at 8:36 am
      Pamela

      Noelegy

      I concur. Major Owie. An ice pack only helps so much and kisses do not help all that much to make them better.

  • December 21, 2016 at 12:43 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Good to see the robots have some entertainment value at the DDQ. How many cowboys have given it a go and been able to stay in the saddle the full 8 seconds. (don’t go there….I was thinking bronc busting, not……never mind)

    • December 21, 2016 at 8:37 am
      Pamela

      The Longest Ride….

    • December 21, 2016 at 3:19 pm

      8 seconds in the saddle? Pretty sure I can do 10, and I’m old.

      • December 21, 2016 at 6:53 pm
        Pamela

        JT

        The Longest Ride is a movie that has bull riding scenes, a BBQ scene, a shower sex scene, and two love stories that span decades. The Longest Ride is Love which lasts a lifetime.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:30 pm

        Well in that case I can do 45…years that is, which is what my little blonde Georgia girl and I celebrated this past Sunday the 18th.

        Of course my 10-second ride quip was responding to BW; that Longest Ride thing is much more difficult, but much more rewarding in the long run…or long ride.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:45 pm
      • December 21, 2016 at 8:48 pm

        And from seven years ago, an illustration of part of the reason it’s been such a good long ride:

        http://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-happy-birthday-baby.html

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:57 pm
        Pamela

        It will be 38 this March for my Man and Me.
        Your Lady is a treasure.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:55 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        43 years for me and the gray haired wife as of this December 10th. What a journey it’s been.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:59 pm
        Pamela

        Love and counting to 10 has served me well.
        Plus both of us never being mad enough to walk out the door at the same time.

  • December 21, 2016 at 1:35 am

    Yep, the doggies make fine mechanical bulls indeed. 🙂

  • December 21, 2016 at 2:10 am
    jackdeth72

    Ummmmm…..

    Damon’s kid is going to be a millionaire by the time he’s sixteen!

    And Naomi may be liking his toys a bit too much!

    Just saying.

  • December 21, 2016 at 3:20 am
    Hardball

    Annie Fannie jogging comes to mind….

    • December 21, 2016 at 3:50 am
      jackdeth72

      To quote Jack Lemmon in ‘Some Like It Hot!”:

      “Jell-O On Sprigs!”

      • December 21, 2016 at 7:55 am
        MasterDiver

        To paraphrase Johnie Carson: Happiness is bumping into one of the DDQ Girls, VERY slowly! :o)

        Zar Belk!

      • December 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm
        jackdeth72

        +10 ^, Diver!

    • December 21, 2016 at 8:23 am
      GWB

      Now there’s a memory!

  • December 21, 2016 at 5:03 am
    Southpaw

    As my wife puts it in the most PC fashion, Melania is a woman who has “difficulty finding a dress that fits properly.”

  • December 21, 2016 at 6:45 am
    Grape

    Why no comments about riding cowgirl? Frankly, I love it when they do that!!

    • December 21, 2016 at 7:55 pm
      Pamela

      I’ve got the boots for the ride

  • December 21, 2016 at 6:51 am
    Bill G

    Newfangled? Those thangs are totally traditional as well as totally wonderful…oh, you’re talking about the robot dogs…

  • December 21, 2016 at 8:20 am
    B C Aeich

    I, like Drew, am wondering about that “mask” with its descending component…

    • December 21, 2016 at 8:41 am
      NotYetInACamp

      All new fangled:
      A spittoon.
      An oxygen mask.
      An air filter.
      Robot arm grabbing him.
      Bionic feature.
      Random ink.
      Something meant to mess with our minds.
      AI rewrote the artwork file. (AI EXISTS!?)
      ?

    • December 21, 2016 at 9:20 am
      Chris Muir

      its a beard with his black suspenders

      • December 21, 2016 at 3:30 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Spoilsport

      • December 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm
        Chris Muir

        I hooted when I saw this.

      • December 21, 2016 at 6:50 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        That makes me feel better.

        Also harah is either she’s pregnant, or cursing something, or something is procreating, or?? And I have no ready IDF sources at this moment to question.
        My computer didn’t post this below, so I saw your comment first.

        I was also going to call him another beardo last night shortly after Drew wrote his comment. Aint I a stinker? Sometimes questionable behavior, at best.

  • December 21, 2016 at 8:52 am
    Pamela

    Chris

    The next time you deploy the “Girls” you might want to use port and starboard running lights so no one gets lost and runs aground.

    Where’s ‘Toly? Has he landed yet?

    • December 21, 2016 at 12:19 pm
      jackdeth72

      Naomi needs an Aircraft Marshaller with Light Wands.

    • December 21, 2016 at 6:19 pm
      Don in AK

      Pamela, re yesterday’s comment: not familiar with Hewitt, but I’ll check him out. Looks interesting, and always looking for new reads.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:05 pm
        Pamela

        Don

        Glad to help.

  • December 21, 2016 at 8:57 am
    TheOriginalMexicanBob

    YEE HAH!

  • December 21, 2016 at 9:06 am
    Dread

    Looks like a vandyke with extra bushy mustache, and a suspenders strap.
    Who cares? That panel is only the punchline that keeps the first panel from being just porn. We can all justify our thoughts easier because that panel exist. It serves it’s purpose. Who cares what the black ink is?

    • December 21, 2016 at 9:21 am
      Chris Muir

      yup

    • December 21, 2016 at 10:08 am
      PaulS

      What porn?

    • December 21, 2016 at 11:18 am
      Kafiroon

      “I know porn when I see it. That’s not porn.” Said everyone here.
      Heh.

      • December 21, 2016 at 8:08 pm
        Pamela

        I got a job offer to do some voice over work two weeks ago based on a recommendation from a old poetry friend. Next time I see him, we are going to have words.

  • December 21, 2016 at 9:12 am
    PaulS

    What’s with the zombie vampire face on Naomi? Scared me.

  • December 21, 2016 at 10:06 am
    PaulS

    “Nah, that would’ve fooked up your river joke…”

    Delusion is not just a river overflowing the banks.

    Does that work?

    • December 21, 2016 at 1:04 pm

      Delusion is fatal failure to see the cascade a-rising…

      • December 21, 2016 at 1:06 pm

        (De losin’)

  • December 21, 2016 at 10:44 am
    Spin Drift

    Please, Please, Chris, don’t make the name of the new bearded character “Carlos Danger.”

    Spin
    War Damn Eagle

    • December 21, 2016 at 9:02 pm
      Pamela

      Only if his lower half is locked in a cage and one of the dogs has the key.

  • December 21, 2016 at 11:10 am
    Brasspounder

    Zed is looking very much like his dad here. I miss him.

    • December 21, 2016 at 11:18 am
      S'aaruuk

      I don’t think that’s Zed. Zed’s got a somewhat sculpted “full” beard.

  • December 21, 2016 at 12:25 pm
    Crotalus

    But if that’s Wade, how? IIRC, Wade died because Chris’ dad died.

    And yes, what is that black thing covering Red’s face and going down his shirt?

    • December 21, 2016 at 4:34 pm

      Dude, read before you write.

      A little sensitivity too maybe…Wade was a cartoon. Muir the senior was not.

      Not trying to be a dick but I’m feelin’ it myself today; my Dad’s been gone 23 years but this would be his 89th birthday. Always hurts more this time of year. 🙁

      • December 21, 2016 at 4:54 pm
        Crotalus

        No offense was meant, but I thought Chris had expressed his grief through Wade. certainly I feel Chris’ loss, as I, too, lost my dad, though years ago. Maybe it was thoughtless, or not well thoought out, so I apologize, Chris.

      • December 21, 2016 at 5:16 pm

        And maybe I empathized too much due to my own hurt.

        Thanks for responding, I know Chris appreciates it, as do I.

    • December 21, 2016 at 6:33 pm
      Old Codger

      I just figured Mr. Kathryn Ross (AKA my 2nd favorite Sackett brother) was back for a visit.

      JTC, mine passed 10 years ago this coming July. Still hurts like hell sometimes!

  • December 21, 2016 at 1:01 pm
    Coralated

    Oh, to be a deer frozen in those headlights…

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