Wow. Chris, you are a sick, twisted S.O.B. I KNEW there was something I liked about you, and the strip! So, lessee; we got Homeland sniffin’ around, Skye setting up to get more than she bargained for from Wade, and ‘Toly and a preggers Naomi, ex-Mossad/sniper further south ready to entertain “dreamers” coming” across the Rio Grande. What could go wrong?
January 27, 2015 at 6:24 am
Bill G
Stay the course, aye.
But Wade and Skye are not thinking about the same Port of Call.
January 27, 2015 at 6:25 am
Big Boss Ogg
Wade, Wade, Wade…There’s no fool like an old fool, old son.
January 27, 2015 at 6:55 am
Pamela
A man can play “Taps” for the Fallen. A man can tap out a cross-threaded screw or bolt. A man can tap a keg. A sane man such a Wade would never tap Skye. Just goes against the grain on who he is.
Plus I don’t trust Skye to practice any form of birth control measures.
January 27, 2015 at 7:10 am
David M
Sure she’s ok to look at, and possibly a nice ride, but every time she spoke it would be such a huge turn off… I’d give this “relationship” days at most, hours most likely… I’d take a pass on that offer…
January 27, 2015 at 8:15 am
eon
Grasshopper, meet Master Po.
cheers
eon
January 27, 2015 at 8:51 am
B Woodman
Filly, meet wrangler
January 27, 2015 at 8:22 am
Wally
Maybe Wade is thinking of re-opening the ‘Chicken Ranch’ or an affiliate of ‘The Mustang Ranch’.
January 27, 2015 at 8:27 am
Snafu F. Ubar
Skye wants the ranch. A Texas pre-nupt will solve that. Sam & Skye’s Mom’s first husband was KIA Go For Broke and their son was put up for adoption from Manzanar. I don’t see the depth in Skye to quit being what she is. What explains her anyway? Did she take a college class from Chomsky, that red linguist at MIT?
January 27, 2015 at 9:42 am
David
My guess Wade will ride that nag ’till she drops, then shove the pre-nupt under her nose right before the ceremony, she’ll stomp off, and leave Wade with nothing but a smile on his face. 🙂
January 27, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RooftopVoter
Wade doesn’t own the ranch, remember he gave it all to Zed?
January 27, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Snafu F. Ubar
Would Skye know that?
January 27, 2015 at 9:13 am
OpenTheDoor
Capt. Anatoly requests all readers take their seats, return all tray tables and seat backs to their upright position, fasten all seat belts, there is expected to be some turbulence.
January 27, 2015 at 9:26 am
Teodoro
hmphh. Chances are Wade has already signed over the ranch to Zed. Now I gotta brainstorm
January 27, 2015 at 9:27 am
Paladin
Just like breaking a wild bronco …..
January 27, 2015 at 9:35 am
RooftopVoter
“yup
January 27, 2015 at 9:35 am
RooftopVoter
Ride’m COWBOY!
All you naysayers, don’t forget, Skye’s basic DNA is the same as Sam’s……..
She just hasn’t been properly tuned up yet.
January 27, 2015 at 11:53 am
Grunt GI
Don’t you mean broke in?
January 27, 2015 at 7:13 pm
B Woodman
Noooo. . . . she’s already well broke in.
January 27, 2015 at 9:41 am
David
Yeah, the “opposites attract” was gonna happen.
Skye’s probably never had a real man tell her how things are……
January 27, 2015 at 10:05 am
JTC
You know you guys are in a script-writing contest here, so get creative but not over-the-top and maybe Chris will choose your storyline. What’s next? Get busy ya’ll!
January 27, 2015 at 10:12 am
Janir
My money is Chris is playing with us (and Sam!). While Skye might have ideas on Wade, Wade has got other ideas in general.
January 27, 2015 at 7:10 pm
RooftopVoter
Nah, an old cowboy doesn’t shy from breaking any horse……….. Skye, though never properly ridden, has the same DNA as Sam.
Wade is up to the task.
The contrast will be beautiful!
January 27, 2015 at 10:59 pm
RegT
DNA doesn’t count. It doesn’t make her think what she thinks, or “feel” what she feels. If any one person could change her, it _might_ be Wade, but a Lefty as disturbed and separated from reality and any _desire_ to know the truth would be unlikely to change. Chris might make it happen in the strip, but chances of a real life Skye changing would be like Shrillery swearing life-long friendship with Sarah Palin and joining the Tea Party.
Perhaps Wade may not have regular intercourse with Skye, should it come to that!
January 27, 2015 at 11:56 am
JTC
I can hear “Wade’s” voice now and he bends the tatt’ed one over…
“Guts. Glory. RAM!”
January 27, 2015 at 12:20 pm
Stormhawk
Now, I was one of the more vocal people warning of Skye making a play for Wade. Said she might even sneak into his bed. Never said Wade was going to take her up on it. Think it would do her a whole bunch of good if he didn’t So, here’s the scene: Wade comes back from all this, finds a naked but made up Skye in his bed, all ready and waiting for him. Next scene, she’s out on the porch, wearing a blanket and the door slamming behind her, which will make her want Wade oh so much more. Think of the strips you could get out of that with her going to big sister for advice, maybe asking Zed if Wade is gay and/or for advice. And both of those worthies holding their hands over their ears going, “La-la-la-la-la, I can’t hear you, la-la-la-la”.
January 27, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Stormhawk
She goes to Wade and asks, “What’s wrong with me?” Then you could use that line from Best Lil Whore House in Texas, “Branding’s for cattle” as he points to her tats, then on to her politics and world view, not to mention his being her sister’s father-in-law. If she offers to changer her politics, a segment can be done about people who change their politics for convenience sake (like soo many in DC do).
January 27, 2015 at 3:18 pm
interventor
There are a number of progressives and, even communists, who underwent an epiphany to conservative values
January 27, 2015 at 1:19 pm
Ian Innes
UGH!
January 27, 2015 at 1:42 pm
Bad Cyborg
Sorry, guys, but I only have one question for Chris. We gonna get some prime views of Skye skin? Even with the tats she’s still got one hellova body. We gonna get some views of it comparable of what we’ve had in recent days of Sam and Jan? Oh and while I’m on the salacious subject, when do we get a peek at Naomi’s form? Some of us find pregnant women very beautiful. (At least some of ’em. I’ve seen a few who – with their mates – were walking arguments for forced sterilization!)
January 27, 2015 at 1:43 pm
Bill
Run Wade, RUN!
January 27, 2015 at 1:54 pm
Snafu F. Ubar
Wade will marry Skye on 2 prerequisites. 1. She goes back and gets a four-year engineering degree from an accredited school, 2. She has honorable discharge papers from the USMC.
And she does it.
Love + 3 = a changed Skye.
Who cares for the twins meantime?
January 27, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Matthew House
In regards to Skye.
That creature deserves nothing more than to freeze and/or starve to death in the dark.
That people are contemplating that creature as a object of arousal is horrifying. Beauty is only skin deep, but that kind of ugly goes straight to the soul. Remember, this is the creature that casually floated the ‘suggestion’ that Anatoly was a rapist, as a cover for her own shitty actions. I’m stunned that any of the characters are speaking with her, let alone allowing her in their homes.
January 27, 2015 at 10:00 pm
capn
Hear hear
Although I would hold out a miniscule particle of hope that she can “see the error of her ways”. Still as you rightfully point out this pig has no morals to fall back on at all.
A coral snake is beautiful to look at BUT … I don’t recommend kissing one.
January 27, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RegT
She might _claim_ to “see the error of her ways”, but could you ever trust it to be true? Not me.
January 27, 2015 at 5:42 pm
Daniel in Brookline
“But, as with young girls going to ski resorts to find husbands, and husbands going to ski resorts looking for young girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it seems.”
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Uh-oh.
In the immortal words of Harrison Ford (in HOW many movies?)
“I got a bad feelin’ about this.”
I don’t. She will either learn to behave, or she will be kicked to the curb after use.
Zed’s Pa ain’t a white-knight mangina.
Heh..oh, yea. Time to pop the popcorn and watch the show.
This is gonna be good.
Urrrrrrpp! I just threw up!
But it will be fun while it lasts! I guess Sam’s NIGHTMARE was real….just had dad and son mixed up….
opposites attract. an oldie but a goodie. think i’m crazy?
see Mary Matalin/James Carville
After seeing how he handled the BATFinks, Skye was really turned on. Happy ending would be a well broke in filly and a happy daddy.
Yep. Well, he did get the squee from her on the first meeting. Love, she is a funny animal.
“squeee” is important. And Wade is the quintessential leather-and-iron man.
“…would be a well broke in filly”
She’s a mare already.
So, which version of the phrase “Rode hard and put up wet,” are we expecting to see?
Ugh.
Put lipstick on it and even a wig
in the end it’s still a Pig.
Ahem
I called it!! What do I win?
I’m betting Skye’s going to get her fanny paddled within the next week! And she’ll love every whack of it!
Bring on the ash shovel!
Long live George Washington McLintock! !
A McLintock! reference! Yeah!
Women “love” a firm hand, IYKWIM,AITYD.
Maybe Wade is the kind of man who can fix stupid…
If anyone can, I’d bet on him.
Well…after all Damon…and reality…did eventually bring Jan around…
Appears to be some turbulence ahead, captain.
Can’t we just have one of the many she’s pissed off shoot her in the head and be done with it?
I saw it coming, but I bit my tongue. As said above, if anybody can fix this broken toy it would be Wade.
Now that’s funny….got to say, I think most saw that one coming….
When did Sister become so hated. Some time ago I do not recall the animosity.
Ya know, my third ex-wife was young enough to be my daughter….
Wow. Chris, you are a sick, twisted S.O.B. I KNEW there was something I liked about you, and the strip! So, lessee; we got Homeland sniffin’ around, Skye setting up to get more than she bargained for from Wade, and ‘Toly and a preggers Naomi, ex-Mossad/sniper further south ready to entertain “dreamers” coming” across the Rio Grande. What could go wrong?
Stay the course, aye.
But Wade and Skye are not thinking about the same Port of Call.
Wade, Wade, Wade…There’s no fool like an old fool, old son.
A man can play “Taps” for the Fallen. A man can tap out a cross-threaded screw or bolt. A man can tap a keg. A sane man such a Wade would never tap Skye. Just goes against the grain on who he is.
Plus I don’t trust Skye to practice any form of birth control measures.
Sure she’s ok to look at, and possibly a nice ride, but every time she spoke it would be such a huge turn off… I’d give this “relationship” days at most, hours most likely… I’d take a pass on that offer…
Grasshopper, meet Master Po.
cheers
eon
Filly, meet wrangler
Maybe Wade is thinking of re-opening the ‘Chicken Ranch’ or an affiliate of ‘The Mustang Ranch’.
Skye wants the ranch. A Texas pre-nupt will solve that. Sam & Skye’s Mom’s first husband was KIA Go For Broke and their son was put up for adoption from Manzanar. I don’t see the depth in Skye to quit being what she is. What explains her anyway? Did she take a college class from Chomsky, that red linguist at MIT?
My guess Wade will ride that nag ’till she drops, then shove the pre-nupt under her nose right before the ceremony, she’ll stomp off, and leave Wade with nothing but a smile on his face. 🙂
Wade doesn’t own the ranch, remember he gave it all to Zed?
Would Skye know that?
Capt. Anatoly requests all readers take their seats, return all tray tables and seat backs to their upright position, fasten all seat belts, there is expected to be some turbulence.
hmphh. Chances are Wade has already signed over the ranch to Zed. Now I gotta brainstorm
Just like breaking a wild bronco …..
“yup
Ride’m COWBOY!
All you naysayers, don’t forget, Skye’s basic DNA is the same as Sam’s……..
She just hasn’t been properly tuned up yet.
Don’t you mean broke in?
Noooo. . . . she’s already well broke in.
Yeah, the “opposites attract” was gonna happen.
Skye’s probably never had a real man tell her how things are……
You know you guys are in a script-writing contest here, so get creative but not over-the-top and maybe Chris will choose your storyline. What’s next? Get busy ya’ll!
My money is Chris is playing with us (and Sam!). While Skye might have ideas on Wade, Wade has got other ideas in general.
Nah, an old cowboy doesn’t shy from breaking any horse……….. Skye, though never properly ridden, has the same DNA as Sam.
Wade is up to the task.
The contrast will be beautiful!
DNA doesn’t count. It doesn’t make her think what she thinks, or “feel” what she feels. If any one person could change her, it _might_ be Wade, but a Lefty as disturbed and separated from reality and any _desire_ to know the truth would be unlikely to change. Chris might make it happen in the strip, but chances of a real life Skye changing would be like Shrillery swearing life-long friendship with Sarah Palin and joining the Tea Party.
Aunt Grandma Skye has such a squicky sound to it.
Perhaps Wade may not have regular intercourse with Skye, should it come to that!
I can hear “Wade’s” voice now and he bends the tatt’ed one over…
“Guts. Glory. RAM!”
Now, I was one of the more vocal people warning of Skye making a play for Wade. Said she might even sneak into his bed. Never said Wade was going to take her up on it. Think it would do her a whole bunch of good if he didn’t So, here’s the scene: Wade comes back from all this, finds a naked but made up Skye in his bed, all ready and waiting for him. Next scene, she’s out on the porch, wearing a blanket and the door slamming behind her, which will make her want Wade oh so much more. Think of the strips you could get out of that with her going to big sister for advice, maybe asking Zed if Wade is gay and/or for advice. And both of those worthies holding their hands over their ears going, “La-la-la-la-la, I can’t hear you, la-la-la-la”.
She goes to Wade and asks, “What’s wrong with me?” Then you could use that line from Best Lil Whore House in Texas, “Branding’s for cattle” as he points to her tats, then on to her politics and world view, not to mention his being her sister’s father-in-law. If she offers to changer her politics, a segment can be done about people who change their politics for convenience sake (like soo many in DC do).
There are a number of progressives and, even communists, who underwent an epiphany to conservative values
UGH!
Sorry, guys, but I only have one question for Chris. We gonna get some prime views of Skye skin? Even with the tats she’s still got one hellova body. We gonna get some views of it comparable of what we’ve had in recent days of Sam and Jan? Oh and while I’m on the salacious subject, when do we get a peek at Naomi’s form? Some of us find pregnant women very beautiful. (At least some of ’em. I’ve seen a few who – with their mates – were walking arguments for forced sterilization!)
Run Wade, RUN!
Wade will marry Skye on 2 prerequisites. 1. She goes back and gets a four-year engineering degree from an accredited school, 2. She has honorable discharge papers from the USMC.
And she does it.
Love + 3 = a changed Skye.
Who cares for the twins meantime?
In regards to Skye.
That creature deserves nothing more than to freeze and/or starve to death in the dark.
That people are contemplating that creature as a object of arousal is horrifying. Beauty is only skin deep, but that kind of ugly goes straight to the soul. Remember, this is the creature that casually floated the ‘suggestion’ that Anatoly was a rapist, as a cover for her own shitty actions. I’m stunned that any of the characters are speaking with her, let alone allowing her in their homes.
Hear hear
Although I would hold out a miniscule particle of hope that she can “see the error of her ways”. Still as you rightfully point out this pig has no morals to fall back on at all.
A coral snake is beautiful to look at BUT … I don’t recommend kissing one.
She might _claim_ to “see the error of her ways”, but could you ever trust it to be true? Not me.
“But, as with young girls going to ski resorts to find husbands, and husbands going to ski resorts looking for young girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it seems.”
–Freeman Dyson (I think)