Under The Hood.
Sit On It.


  • August 14, 2020 at 12:18 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    “Molan Laave”

    • August 14, 2020 at 12:22 am

      Molan Sauve

      But l like Smooth is Fast better

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:23 am
    Too Tall

    The disciples and descendants of John Moses Browning, John Thompson, Samuel Colt, Eugene Stoner, John Marlin, Eliphalet Remington, Oliver Winchester, Horace Smith, Daniel Wesson, John Garland, and too many others to be named here will ensure the ultimate failure of the Progtard DildoCrats.

    • August 14, 2020 at 8:25 am

      Don’t forget my bud, Henry.

      Zar Belk!

    • August 14, 2020 at 8:32 am

      Who is John Garland? Google found a baseball player and a couple of singers, but no one gun related.

      • August 14, 2020 at 9:29 am
      • August 14, 2020 at 9:32 am

        Well I spoke too soon. Every time I typed in John Garland, Garand came up. Never mind.

      • August 14, 2020 at 12:28 pm

        I think what he meant was John Garand, the inventor of the WWII M1 rifle.
        Of course, being of the persuasion of heavier firepower I lean toward the likes of Richard Jordan Gatling.

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm
        Too Tall

        Stupid auto-correct. It was typed as John Garand.

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:32 am

    Well that could get big time interesting if many more people are persecuted for defending themselves.

    • August 14, 2020 at 12:43 am
      Peregrine John

      I was thinking something like that.

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:58 am

    I’ve been referring to them as “Jim Crane” laws.

    • August 14, 2020 at 2:07 am

      Countered with Denny Crane laws: “Thank God for Guns.”
      Boston Legal

      As to Jim Snow actions. Molon Muerte, Snowflakes
      (My! I worked three languages into 3 words. Maybe even correctly 🙂 )
      ( I am not a kid anymore. I can’t give crowds, mobs attacking, of 4, 5, 7, 9, 15, 18, 24, more, 2 just out of prison fit youths, and sundry, a break anymore. I never trained in physical combat.)
      Denny Crane is my fictional “hero.”

      • August 14, 2020 at 12:47 pm

        Great Video!

      • August 14, 2020 at 12:53 pm

        Ain’t that a hate crime?

        40 years behind a pawn counter tending to white black brown and other colors and cultures alike…and I never had hate in me until 2020, though there was a premonition in 2008 and a running primer since 2016.

        Hate is something to be avoided at (almost) any cost. But when the cost is too high and it can no longer be avoided, it builds until it explodes.

        I do feel near the point of detonation. To paraphrase one of my fave truisms/warnings, “Don’t fuck with the old guys, when their hate explodes they will kill your ass.”

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:59 am

    It might take only a few. Recently precedents are being easily reset …

    • August 14, 2020 at 2:12 am

      VOTE! damblit. Further action also, everybody. Engage in the Body Politic. We are the Body Politic. Thank you. I choose not to be grey. There are many means of engaging. Talk is one. And that is cheap and frugal for the results possible. We have intentionally been separated to reduce the combines wisdom of the American people.

      • August 14, 2020 at 4:00 am

        Nobody’s vote has ever mattered since Lee Harvey Oswald threw the lever and picked a president.

      • August 14, 2020 at 5:24 am

        Anything that I would write would violate decorum…….

      • August 14, 2020 at 6:12 am

        Lee Harvey was eating lunch. Deep State offed JFK.

      • August 14, 2020 at 8:34 am

        Dumbest post of the day.

  • August 14, 2020 at 6:16 am
    Bill G

    Power, and placement in the elite power structure. Not race, anymore. But anti-Semitism is still baked into the democrat party.

  • August 14, 2020 at 6:51 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    You can “Jim Snow” me, if you can catch me, and prove it.
    That’s the beauty of long range cartridges, rifles, optics, and camouflage.
    I can see you, but can you see me?

    • August 14, 2020 at 9:34 am

      Hard to get a 200 yd shot in the suburb…hard to defend one too.

      Keep your sport rifle, your 12 ga and your 9mm close at hand and use them when you can see the whites of their eyes over their masks as they advance on your property. If you get persecuted/prosecuted for that, all is lost and then you may take up a rooftop position with your 50 as that will be war.

      They may soon learn and will never forget the deadly accurate truism..

      “Don’t fuck with the old guys, they will kill you!”

  • August 14, 2020 at 7:27 am

    In the second panel, is that supposed to be the porcine, gap-toothed scold from Georgia?

  • August 14, 2020 at 7:36 am
    • August 14, 2020 at 8:27 am

      Bet you next month’s VA check that it still wouldn’t be enough!

      Zar Belk!

    • August 14, 2020 at 3:07 pm
    • August 14, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Chappelle’s Show – Reparations 2003 Follow-Up

    • August 15, 2020 at 1:02 am

      At least the cartels and the bookies will be partying.

  • August 14, 2020 at 7:45 am

    Sounds like my son’s long distance precision shooter in 6.5 Creedmoor is going to be put to work.

  • August 14, 2020 at 10:02 am
    Spin Drift

    This stops with three easy steps:

    One follow the money to who is supporting these thugs
    Two dig trench
    Three shoot (with prejudice) money supporters
    Four fill trench

    I guess there were four steps. Step one is the most important and the easiest to do. Who’s posting bail, who’s paying for buses, who’s buying food, who’s providing housing. All these characters can be rounded up and charged under RICO statutes.

    Tree of Liberty gets nourished.

    • August 14, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      Have friends that will bring a shovel at 2 in the morning.

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:49 pm
        Spin Drift

        To paraphrase Chief Brody (it is shark week) “we’re gonna need a bigger back hoe!”


      • August 14, 2020 at 9:50 pm

        True. Just don’t plant anything in the vicinity and watch the water table.

    • August 14, 2020 at 11:32 pm

      No need for #4, a lesson isn’t a lesson unless everyone learns from it
      Lots of lamp posts around….

  • August 14, 2020 at 11:53 am


    The remainder of the clinically insane 2020 will be beautiful… cheers!

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:11 pm
    Punta Gorda

    And a thought for you all.

    Juvenal was a Roman satirist. Essentially an extant version of a stand up comedian in the style of George Carlin, but with prose/poetry.

    panem et circenses was his observation on the citizenry. Basically “bread and circuses”. As long as a politician satisfied those 2 basic needs, people wouldn’t give a shit about what the government was doing.

    In other words, keep them fed and distracted.

    With the MANDATES to stop sports by limiting attendance.. the government is shooting themselves in the foot. With no sports to distract them…. people have time to think about what the government is doing.

    • August 14, 2020 at 12:52 pm

      I was thinking perhaps, generally speaking, our distractions have been too effective and has seduced us into neglecting our civic duties.
      This is certainly true with respect to education. Handing responsibility for our future over to the teacher’s unions was, and still is, a catastrophic mistake.

    • August 14, 2020 at 5:25 pm

      Not bad.

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    In case you missed it this is something that WILL happen in not watched very carefully.

    I just found out my grandpa, a lifetime Republican is voting Democrat this fall…
    This would’ve never happened if he were still alive!

    • August 14, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      There was a man that got a ballot with his Dog’s name on it.

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Some great news!

    The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that California’s “Large Capacity Magazine” (LCM) ban is unconstitutional and that firearm magazines are protected arms under the Second Amendment.

    • August 14, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Very good news for those trapped behind enemy lines in Cali…

      The 9th has come a long way since about what, January 2017?

      We rightly focus on the SCOTUS and nullifying the traitor “chief”, but the admin of PDJT has placed almost 200 federal judges since then, imagine what the courts could look like at this point in 2024.

      • August 14, 2020 at 6:27 pm

        Vote like it’s 2016, except much more dangerous.
        A SCOTUS following the US Constitution is essential.

    • August 14, 2020 at 5:19 pm
      Punta Gorda

      The 9th? How the hell did that happen? They are the standing cesspool district.

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:04 pm

        The 9th Circuit is now constitutional and conservative.

        Why we vote.

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:49 pm

        Maybe the biggest prize among those 200 I mentioned, right in Nancy’s backyard.

        It was covered on all the media didn’t you see it? Oh right…

        Absolutely the supremes need to get right which it would be now if not for the traitorous Roberts as mentioned above. One more will ensure that, if the Republic holds together at all, everything that is happening around us right now will be ultimately adjudged by the Constitution.

        They might keep the fossil RBG ticking for the rest of this year but sure as hell not another four. If anything gives us reason for hope, that would be it.

      • August 14, 2020 at 9:28 pm
        Punta Gorda

        Dunno….she’s dancing pretty close to the edge of the actuarial table…

      • August 15, 2020 at 9:13 am
        Peregrine John

        I may have to stop calling them the Ninth Circus.

    • August 14, 2020 at 5:47 pm
      John M.

      What about the “Bullet Button Ban” that went into effect several years ago – 9th Circuit says you can have Large Capacity Magazines, but there’s no way to change them out on the range!

      …or did that get rescinded while I wasn’t paying attention…

  • August 14, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    My perception is that the Mask Mandate Movement is pure symbolism: we demand you show us that you submit your mind to Political Correctness by donning the Face-Burkha until November 4. 100% marketing, 0% substance.

    Man of the Year 2020 – Emmanuel Goldstein.

  • August 14, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    That woman needs to stop going back through the buffet line.
    Though with the crop failures and Big Tech wanting to get rid of meat, she’ll make some starving people a right fine meal.

  • August 14, 2020 at 5:24 pm
    Punta Gorda


    From a UK contact of mine:

    “The UK has imposed mandatory quarantine for people returning from France or the Netherlands, from 4am tonight. Half of the UK seems to be on holiday in France, so there is a race going on to get back. The night ferries tend to arrive at 5 or 6am or so. They are now going as fast as possible so they can moor before 4am. If they moor later, all people on board have to stay home in isolation for 2 weeks. The race is on.”

    • August 14, 2020 at 6:39 pm

      Does that include the small invasion boats filled with Muslims on hijrah to conquer the UK by emigration?
      Will the invading soldiers of the Ummah have to do 14 days of isolation before demanding the dhimni inferior UK submit to their rule and hand them homes, cash, food, juvenile girls and boys for their pleasure, and all else the Superior Muslims demand of the conquered?
      The French usually escort these Muslim invasion craft across the English Channel until the French hand them off to the vessels of the UK that are waiting to escort them in their final distance to the UK shore in their invasion.

  • August 14, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Suggestion for Veep candidate Kamala (comma. lah) campaign slogan:

    Biden Time

    • August 14, 2020 at 5:56 pm
      John M.

      As Special Ed pointed out, she pronounces her name “Comma-lah.” When I went to Kamala Street Elementary School in Oxnard CA, (many, many years ago) it was pronounced “KA-mal-la.” When did things change?

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:00 pm

        We should all except the Finnish definition of kamala: horrible, awful, or terrible. Then it doesn’t matter how you pronounce it. I like it: “Horrible Harris” – it certainly fits.

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:01 pm

        Accept, not except.

      • August 15, 2020 at 4:18 am
        The Real Paul Bunyan

        I was thinking the same thing. Its probably due to DNC wanting to ryhme with JFK’s camelot (with silent t) or to sound regal like African royalty in some way (Queen kamaLAH approaches!) to give her dare I say it “gravitas”. The dhims are always thinking on a psychological level with the voters for subconcious/subliminal impact. Their tactics are so temporary and unpricipally superficial. The re-pronounciation reminds me of their changes for homicide to the british-esque homocide and others…

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  • August 15, 2020 at 12:05 am
    Hotrod Lincoln

    There needs to be an “old geezers’ hit squad”. When the doctor says those dreaded words, “Your condition is terminal”, would it be so terrible for some of us who have lived a full, rewarding life to take down a radical politician on our way out the door? It would also be a way to get the government to underwrite our final health care expenses, instead of bankrupting our families. One final act of patriotism for those of us who swore to defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic should be applauded, not condemned!

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