“That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… PEOPLE DIE!”
Forget the sharks, lasers or no. How’s about a loaded dump/cement truck, on top of the Speaker’s limo…….with him in it? It could happen. Read “Unintended Consequences”?
What Would Henry Bowman Do?
John and HB, UC did have some interesting ideas, didn’t it?
I have a copy autographed by the author.
I’m wondering where the easily escapable situation involving an overly- elaborate and exotic death is situated in this case. Starring Ted Cruz as Austin Powers?
Just remember to wipe it down afterward. NO Prints, NO Skin Flakes, NO Traces.
I have a heat ray and I’m not afraid to use it!
I think “genius” is giving Bonehead way too much credit. He’s more like Dr. Evil’s assistant; no original thoughts, but will do anything to be next to the “seat of power”.
But the “guy on top” needs someone like that. After all, he’s the one who does the actual work of keeping the “organization” running day to day. He may not be very original, or even particularly bright, but he at least knows enough to avoid pulling Lever A when the manual says to push Button B.
Even gods need “people”. And there’s always somebody who will sell everyone else out for the perks.
Another term for that is “cheap date”.
To quote Agent 86, “That’s what he’d like you to believe”.
He won’t show any spine in his office, but has the gall to say he’s hurt by the things being said about him.
“Most anti-establishment”, and he proves it by lying down, rolling over, and begging to have his furry little belly rubbed – over, and over, and OVER AGAIN.
“Good puppy, Johnny. GOOD boy.”
Yup, TOTALLY anti-establishment.
“Yup, TOTALLY anti-establishment”
. . . that is, for “certain values” of “establishment” . . . meaning –> most of us mere rabble way out here in flyover country.
Calling Boehner an “evil genius” really gives him too much credit.
he’s just an archetypal Washington Insider. Good at the mechanics of power, wheeling and dealing, just no internal compass beyond maintining and extending his power.
Found the comic that someone was asking about (koran with a bullet hole)…
Thanks! Man, I was way off,I thought it was in 2010!
Speaker Boehner: “Our early attempts at a balanced budget went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working budget, which we shall call… Preparation H.”
Nothing is going to happen for the GOP with Boehner as Speaker once again.
Whatever Obama says Boehner will simply bend over and grab his ankles.
They couldn’t get sharks, so he’s planning to have Chilean sea bass when he next dines with Dear Leader.
Did Jan’s dress change from this morning?
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