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  • December 9, 2015 at 9:31 pm
    Greg B

    Then Zed turns to Sam, “Gimme some sugar, Baby.”

  • December 9, 2015 at 9:52 pm
    Mark T

    Reminds me of “Omega Man”

  • December 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm
    Cliff H

    Not sure that Michelle would be pleased about Zed providing BHO with martyrdom and 72 virgins.

    • December 9, 2015 at 11:07 pm

      I thing the Humane Society would take exception in the 72 virgin sheep or goats he’ll be wanting.

    • December 10, 2015 at 12:14 am
      Pete in NC

      About those virgins – it seems that Arabic is a bit vague on word meaning, you have to consider context. Pat Robertson had an ex-muslim Koran scholar on the show one day who felt quite strongly that in context, the wording meant “raisins made from white grapes”. Seriously – the sentences around the phrase in question all refer to food and the like.
      And then there’s “Achmed the dead terrorist’s” experience… (Virgins yes, but not necessarily female!)

  • December 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    I hope you don’t have a visit from the Executive Protection Service for expressing your First Amendment protected opinion of the vile little yellow worm cowering in the Oval Office.

    And those 100 million firearms over the last seven years? The prissy posturing pusillanimous petulant progturds were absent. Just us Americans buying. While specifically leaving the possibility on the table as a last option, I sure hope we can reclaim America without their use.

    • December 9, 2015 at 10:08 pm

      If some RAT douchenozzle can write torture porn about Mr Bush, then I think a cartoon homogenizing the little asshole is pretty tame

      • December 9, 2015 at 10:13 pm
        Chris Muir

        Or that movie they made about killing Bush…

      • December 9, 2015 at 10:55 pm
        Grunt GI

        Yea, those Hollyweird douchrats woulda given that an Academy Award if they coulda…

      • December 10, 2015 at 3:29 pm

        Different guy at the helm, Chris, with different minions. Stay loose.

  • December 9, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    That douchenozzle is more worshipped than a mere conservative. Even the thought crime of eliminating him a heresy of the highest order. We’re all heretics here.

  • December 9, 2015 at 10:41 pm

    Wet dreams tonight…only thing that could’ve made it better is if that double shottie was a 12″ barrel and 20″ overall; poetic justice donchaknow.

    • December 10, 2015 at 9:33 am

      Oh yeah, I’m totally touching myself tonight.

  • December 9, 2015 at 11:02 pm
    Spin Drift

    Is Zed still a Parker man? A 12 gauge Trojan with 1 1/4 oz of number 4’s.

    Molon Labe
    War Damn Eagle

    • December 9, 2015 at 11:34 pm
      Chris Muir

      He is, but following the movie theme; ” The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

      • December 9, 2015 at 11:42 pm

        You might even say he made an Ash out of himself.

        I knew which movie you were using for this as soon as he said Boom Stick.

    • December 9, 2015 at 11:43 pm

      Can’t chop down a Parker fer Godsake; a rusty old import would be appropriate. I do like your choice of 4’s though; ideal for rats, snakes, and other vermin or invertebrates.

      • December 10, 2015 at 12:27 am

        Dang, forgot it’s Ash Wednesday…so not a Parker, that’s good.

        Not a Remmie either since there weren’t nary’n between 1910-2006, guess that’s why it’s a frickin’ Stoeger. Great line though, reminds me of Dirty Harry’s little pre-blast monologue.

      • December 10, 2015 at 9:46 am
        rooftop voter

        I’m thinking more along the Stevens 5100/311 line, made in the USA, built like a tank, and not worth half the National Debt.

        I loves me some Savage doubles…… 🙂

      • December 10, 2015 at 10:06 am

        I love those old 311’s too, also too cool to chop.

        So it’s good they used the Stoeger Coach, brought in from somewhere in S.A…Argentina or Brazil I think.

        They start out short (20″ barrel) so that’s good enough for a house gun, but for Ash/Zed, make it a doble pistol, totally non NFA compliant making it the perfect tool for offing zombies and zeroes!

      • December 10, 2015 at 10:07 am

        “doble pistola”…stupid autocorrect.

      • December 10, 2015 at 11:13 am
        Spin Drift

        I didn’t realize that it was a sawed off double. I didn’t see the movie so I missed the reference. Now at the turn of the last century in India they a had a nice little piece for when a tiger would jump into the basket on top of your elephant. It was called a Howda gun and was usually a double 4 bore filled with 2 to 3 oz’s of grape shot. The idea was to blow the tigers head off before he did the same to you.

        War Damn Eagle
        Molon Labe

      • December 10, 2015 at 4:49 pm

        Army of Darkness is an appropriately-ridiculous movie. The previous two Evil Dead movies are more straight horror with an over-the-top cinematic flair.

      • December 10, 2015 at 1:36 pm

        You could use #8 shot if you cut the shell. Same as a slug

  • December 9, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    Mutant Demon Possessed Zombies are the same as rabid dogs. They get put down for the sake of public safety.

  • December 9, 2015 at 11:27 pm
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    “Ka-blaamo!” Words to live by.

  • December 10, 2015 at 12:22 am

    Like the theme, Chris.
    Over-indulging on Army of Darkness, or have you been binge-watching the new Ash series?
    Either way, keep up the fight.

    • December 10, 2015 at 2:23 am

      I’m grandly enjoying the new Ash series. And Zed going all Ash is making me smile a lot!

  • December 10, 2015 at 12:31 am
    Otto Didact

    SOMEbody’s having one mike-foxtrot-ing HELLOVA dream.

    (I trust, Chris, that you already have most of the scut work done to set up a gofundme for your legal expenses. We all are aware of AG Lynch’s threats regarding people who threaten things.)

    • December 10, 2015 at 6:51 am
      Contrarian View

      Yes, but that was a proscription against saying things about Muslims….


      • December 10, 2015 at 10:52 am
        Greg B


  • December 10, 2015 at 12:41 am
    Otto Didact

    Just for shits and grins, does anyone here know for sure Bruce Campbell;s political inclination? I used to be a pretty big fan of Liam Neeson until I read how much a gun confiscationist he is. Won’t watch anything he’s in again.

    • December 10, 2015 at 1:56 am

      While it would be good to know that a nice guy like Bruce Campbell was politically “on our side”, I’m also of the opinion that it would be far better if more entertainers kept away from Hollywood-style opportunistic political proselytization and stuck to just being…entertainers.

    • December 10, 2015 at 2:25 am

      Agreed. To both the original comment, and the previous reply. Loved Neeson until… And for Bruce to be hard right would ice the cake!

  • December 10, 2015 at 4:10 am
    Craig Thomas

    From a 1996 interview with Bruce…

    BC: I’m not registered with any one, but I tend to lean more Democratic; I don’t agree with either party 100 per cent.

  • December 10, 2015 at 6:38 am

    “…he was a bad president….”

    Even at this late date, there’s still argument that Obozo had never been qualified lawfully to run for (much less occupy) the office he’s usurped since 2009.

    If there’s no better reason to elect The Donald as the republic’s next chief executive officer, there’s the prospect of “unsealing” the unlimed outhouse of “Barry” Soebarkah’s personal past history.

    And won’t that be causing Boot-On-Your-Neck Party heads to detonate all over these United States? Eight years of “Null & Void.”

  • December 10, 2015 at 6:58 am
    Bill G

    No amendment needed.

  • December 10, 2015 at 7:08 am

    Watch your back with this one, Chris. I’d like to keep you and yours around for the foreseeable future.

  • December 10, 2015 at 7:10 am

    I have raised that very question to several more educated than myself…
    ‘If Obama is proven to have been elected/sworn in illegally, i.e. NOT a natural born citizen, does every bill, every executive order just become ‘as if it never happened’?
    They said, “No”. They would stay as law, in the case of signed bills. I can’t believe that…

    • December 10, 2015 at 9:27 am

      Nor can I. If it was not authorized to sign said bills, they do not exist.

    • December 10, 2015 at 9:39 am
      Otto Didact

      They will be law until duly constituted authority declares them not to be. But this is already moot. Neither Cruz, Rubio or (my personal favorite who I think would make an outstanding POTUS) Jindal are eligible but the Dems cannot say a word because it would splash back ALL OVER them.

    • December 10, 2015 at 3:51 pm
      • December 10, 2015 at 3:51 pm

        For what it’s worth…

  • December 10, 2015 at 10:35 am
    B Woodman

    “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”

    You could almost work a The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly line/theme in there. But that might be too confusing.

  • December 10, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Looks like a shotgun. Make sure to open those shells and put in some bacon fat. Help that 8 ball to fail in his quest for 72 virgins.

  • December 10, 2015 at 1:35 pm

    You could use #8 shot if you cut the shell. Same as a slug.

  • December 10, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Sorry, political assassination is the lefts favorite way to “correct a social injustice” and I will not stoop to that level.

    • December 10, 2015 at 3:41 pm
      B Woodman

      It’s not assassination if it’s self-defense.

      And the latest thinking in what’s called 4GW (4th Generation Warfare) is that you DON’T kill the Leaders. You kill the lieutenants and seconds-in-command, so that the Leader can give ALL the orders he wants, but there won’t be anyone to pass them down to the “foot soldiers”, po-po, etc, to have them carried out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    • December 10, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      And you call yourself an SOB… 😉

      But it’s just a ‘toon bro, ease up.

      Not too say I’d spend much time mourning if some misguided soul should carry it out though. Problem is we’d go from evil to crazy in the big chair, I think I’d rather stick it out with evil, at least you know his intent, with the other guy even he doesn’t know.

  • December 10, 2015 at 5:01 pm
  • December 10, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    One way to deal with demons from The Army of Darkness.
    Or with jinn, as the Islam Army of Darkness refers to them.
    Ash, a regular good guy American dealing with what is dealt him. Sometimes doing very well.

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