True Colors.
Pretty in Pink.


  • September 1, 2017 at 12:07 am

    “Not a chance. You put it out there.

    Use it or lose it.”

    • September 1, 2017 at 7:17 am

      I gave my wife my heart, not my eyes…..beautiful women of the world, whatever attributes you were blessed with, I will see them…..and appreciate, as well….you don’t have to like the fact…. just knowing the honesty of it is enough….

      • September 1, 2017 at 7:38 am
        Old Codger

        Yeah, right! If only I could convince my wife and (grown) daughter of that. I keep telling ’em that it doesn’t matter where I get my appetite as long as I eat at home. When she was still living with us, my daughter always claimed I was being disrespectful to her mother. Now that she’s married and moved out (the two don’t necessarily go together, y’ know) God help my son-in-law if he happens to scope out some vision of loveliness.

      • September 1, 2017 at 12:09 pm

        I guess I’m lucky in that regard….my wife figures it’s a natural thing….no problem unless I decide window shopping isn’t good enough….which I never have….trust is a helluva thing….once it’s broken, it’s difficult to get it back….

  • September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am

    You’re not proving her wrong there Skye; she said “men” not maggots, hipsters need not apply. You’ll know the difference when a real man drops *you* and gives you fifty.

    • September 1, 2017 at 12:19 am

      Only “fifty?” 🙂

      • September 1, 2017 at 1:18 am

        Or these days, three.
        Kinda like the Tootsie Roll commercial.
        One…two…BAM!…three. Three. 🙁

    • September 1, 2017 at 1:04 am

      I think that’s our favorite Sabra, not Skye.

      • September 1, 2017 at 1:13 am

        Oh shit I think you’re right F2!

        And she would know of men *and* maggots.

        Still, I recall her addressing Z as “Sir”.

      • September 1, 2017 at 1:19 am

        Yes. It appears it is. Skye would have gotten no look. “Taken.” “Never mind.” “Carry on, soldier. Mind your equipment”

  • September 1, 2017 at 12:25 am

    I’m too busy scoping the ass to comment.

  • September 1, 2017 at 1:02 am

    Forgive me, but who is the alpha femme supposed to be? As I age, my eyes aren’t what they used to be. Melania doesn’t dress like that for work.

  • September 1, 2017 at 1:11 am

    You don’t want your ass scoped? Wear a Drogue Parachute , Toots. Otherwise, suck it up

    • September 1, 2017 at 10:17 am

      Ken, I think it has more to do with the quality of men that scope her ass……….

  • September 1, 2017 at 1:47 am

    Sam ~ your Man made you crave and rendered you temporally speechless.
    What’s the old phrase? “Twitterpated”

    Naomi ~ You need to bring hipster maggot up by his short and curlies, then twist into a knot.

  • September 1, 2017 at 1:49 am

    Gotta love Naomi… keeping it real!

  • September 1, 2017 at 3:42 am

    Anyone of the male species, from maga-alpha to snowflake-hipster, is going to scope a Naomi, front and/or back. I really don’t get why she’d be offended..? Maybe tomorrow will reveal.

    • September 1, 2017 at 7:00 am

      She’s not offended by being scoped, I think, but by who. (And, perhaps, by the lack of tact and discretion he displays in doing so.)

  • September 1, 2017 at 3:49 am

    Well worth scoping. And let us discuss this “drop and give me fifty”, dear. That may work on some hipster, but don’t TELL me to do shit. Offer me a valid reason, hmmm?

  • September 1, 2017 at 5:44 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Drop and give me fifty”
    Didn’t Naomi start working at a yoga/spa/exercise place last month?

    • September 1, 2017 at 10:13 am

      Yeah, and first student we saw was ex-military, so she may be doing a class for PTSD cases. Damn if I know how a hipster got in there.

  • September 1, 2017 at 10:19 am

    The problem here is one of definition, Men and Male are not interchangeable.

    There are few Men these days in a sea of Males.

    Men rule, Men respect.

  • September 1, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    At the risk of overdosing JTC. Or of making him happy. Check out the fine Mercedes rear end on the first one. Enjoy. 🙂

    • September 1, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      AMG, of course.

    • September 1, 2017 at 2:35 pm

      AssMyGod! Looks exactly like the “boot” of the wife’s C250 Sport Coupe, and about the same size.

      Mostly some nice cabooses, until I got to that next-to-last assabomination, I’d call that an effin’ pig but I like pigs much better.

      • September 1, 2017 at 5:27 pm

        How’s your blood pressure JT?
        Pulse rate still normal and not elevated?

  • September 1, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    If I’d had to drop for fifty every time I scoped a fine ass, Id look like the incredible hulk by now!

  • September 1, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    ‘Nother OT (but not really as maggots are involved)…

    “President Donald Trump has personally donated $1 million of his own money to Hurricane relief effort. Of course, with Trump being a billionaire, expect the media to criticize him for “only” donating $1 MILLION. Regardless of the pathetic media will say, assuming they even mention Trump’s personal donation to Hurricane Harvey relief efforts, just remember Trump’s $1 million donation is still $1 million more than the Obama’s and Clinton’s have given, combined.”

    Goes on to say Zero did donate some of his “Nobel” money to the Clinton’s Haiti slush fund…Ah hahahaha, can you say thieving scamming maggot pos?

    • September 2, 2017 at 12:39 am

      Haven’t seen anything about Bloomberg or Soros donating to Harvey relief.

    • September 2, 2017 at 2:13 am

      Royal Family dropped in 10 Million.

  • September 2, 2017 at 12:00 am
    Don Davis

    One, Two, ::puff:: Thhhhrrrreee! ::collapses::

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