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  • Pamela

    Gotta go? Where to Will-lie? The VD clinic doesn’t open until 9 and the hooker is due at 10

    • Swansonic

      At his age he’s probably repeating his golf chant – ‘Whoa mama – Stay up!’

      I wonder – does the little blue pill help or hurt treatment for his peccadillo issues??

      • Old Codger

        Swansonic wrote: “At his age he’s probably repeating his golf chant – ‘Whoa mama – Stay up!’”

        Nah, that’s what they got “Vitamin V” for. He probably buys it in case lots.

    • H_B

      He’s trying to remember where he put his glasses…

    • RegT

      BTW, Pamela, concerning your differentiation between the two Willies in the last post – I’ve read that several of the ladies who suffered from Bill’s attentions have described his Willie as bent, mis-formed. So I often refer to the Hillbeast’s husband-in-name-only as “Bent Willie”. The other is “Brown Willie Barry”, and I’m not referring to skin tone.

      And I doubt that either of them have enough to tie in a knot.

      • Old Codger

        But, Reg, I never figured Barry for a “top”. I kinda figured he was more of a “receiver”, not a “giver”. Hence the uber haughty attitude. Compensating for always being the one screwed instead of the one doing the screwing (and if hands are any indication Mike is “gifted”) he does everything he can to screw We the People.

      • Pamela

        Top or Bottom, in or out, pervy ways will always be bent down twisted.
        Maybe if they were stapled together then hooked to tractors with the call of “Drop the clutch and floor it”

        • interventor

          Drawn and quartered.

  • eon

    Next up; Pedophiles will be “pre-puberty sexual behavior consultants”.

    Or if Islamic, “Child groomers” (as per Rotherham).

    NAMBLA will be registered as a “Preadolescent Gender Identity Mentoring” organization.

    I’m guessing that whips, chains, etc., will now fall under the category of “instructional aids” for tax purposes.

    clear ether

    eon

    • doc

      They just practice “alternative gratification methodologies”

    • Old Codger

      Remember NAMBLA’s (supposed? alleged?) motto: “Sex before eight or it’s too late.”

      Saw a device online t’other day. Was for castrating bullocks and goats. One end you chucked into a power drill. The other end had a locking clamp thingie (sort of like vise grips) that you clamped onto the animal’s sack just above its balls. Then you fired up the drill for a couple of seconds. I figure a few of these child molesters get that treatment, in a little while the only ones still in NAMBLA will be the hard core. Them you hit twice. Once for the balls, the second time for the “bat”. If they persist, they got fingers and a tongue. Sooner or later they’ll change their ways or they won’t have anything left to molest kids WITH!

      And, no, I’m not advocating the government do it. That’s a job (duty?) for Dads, Grandpas and Uncles – suitably masked and gloved against discovery of their identity.

  • KenH

    The payback that is coming is going to be ancient God level of smite…

  • WayneM

    Are “justice involved individuals” much like “undocumented immigrants” because it sounds like they might be the same people.

    • H_B

      All undocumented immigrants are justice-involved individuals, but not all justice-involved individuals are undocumented immigrants.

      • Bill G

        Excellent.
        The next question will be how to differentiate between two groups involved with the Injustice Department; those like the Clinton Crime Cartel who get a free pass for anything, and those individuals and organizations who get investigated, smeared and harassed for being conservative.

  • And what is the proper treatment for such, boys and girls?

  • Pete231

    I really would like to meet the PC artist(s) who come up with this Orwellian double-speak in a dimly lit room for a close encounter with my Fungo bat….

    • Grape

      Soap in a sock works great.

      • JimBob7

        Cricket bat, you can really develop some wicked velocity and they are pretty long.

        • markm

          Flat or edge?

    • Old Codger

      I have a nice 24″ Asp baton (left over from when I worked Security) that would provide ME with a great deal of entertainment in such a circumstance. Don’t reckon the folks I would be wackin would find it all that fun.

      Side note: I got certified in Asp baton and pepper spray after I started working armed because I wanted options between “Please don’t do that, kind sir.” and “Say good night, Gracie.”.

      • PaulS

        Duct tape. Turning “No no no! Into Mmm Mmm Mmm.” Since 1942

  • Bill G

    Being liberals with vote-drawing power the Clinton Crime Cartel members will only get brushed by the Injustice Department.
    Annoying, but nothing serious. (For them.)

    • Bill G

      Another glance at the ‘toon showed me that it’s rendering Slick telling an eternal truth: “Willie Will Lie”.

  • finebammer

    anybody know where your boy Trump stands on letting guys in girls bathrooms??

    • OpenTheDoor

      Don’t know, I imagine Willie stands on the seat.

    • eon

      He has stated that it should be decided at the state level. Which I take to mean that he believes every state has the right to go to hell in its own self-designed handbasket if that’s the way it swings (CA) or tell “activists” to get a grip (TX, most likely).

      You can’t stop people from being damned fools. But you can prevent the federal government from mandating it.

      Or use the power of Washington to pull a Royal Nonesuch, which is the way Hillary and probably Bernie swing. (See Huckleberry Finn by Samuel Clemens.)

      Forced “buy-in” is the hallmark of “progressivism”. “Become enlightened… or else.”

      clear ether

      eon

  • FTL

    C’mon, guys. It’s from “Louie, Louie.”

    • Well caught!

  • NotYetInACamp

    ” Said we gotta go”

    Let’s see, what contry would take slick Willie
    in asylum?
    Barry the catcher might be able to take asylum in Saudi Arabia, but he and Michael, pardon, Michelle (Barry has done that at least 4 times. I picked it up.) might be caught by a progressive Sharia Law Code Enforcement jihad officer or officers and suffer the full extent of the law they have there.

    Where oh where can they go?

    I wonder how the under card is expected to go in November? Enough to take punitive action, or not?

    • RegT

      Maybe Barry has a standing invitation from the Sultan of Brunei?

      • interventor

        That may be his retirement option.

    • eon

      Bill would go to China, expecting gratitude for all those secrets. Boy, would he get a surprise.

      The One would go to Iran. And get an even bigger one.

      Hillary would go to Canada, and find out that she’s arrived just in time because they once again have a Trudeau in Ottawa. She could fling rambling screeds at the U.S. from there until her inevitable myocardial infarction.

      clear ether

      eon

  • NotYetInACamp

    Just because they have not been convicted yet, does not mean that they are not justice involved persons.

    Jailhouse Rock.

  • JTC

    Alex Jones says Moo had Joan Rivers killed for outing her as a tran.

    Y’all better be careful what you say about the various Clinton dicks and where they get put…imagine the power of that bitch to silence truth-tellers when she has unfettered access to gov-trained assassins.

  • Spin Drift

    End game, Cankles manipulates the DNC convention to win the nomination to face Trump. Any DOJ involvement is on the order of a parking ticket. We need to encourage Bernie to run as an independent. Trump wins in a landslide/yuge mandate. Let the show trials/hangings for treason begin.

    Spin
    Slick Willie for Conjugal Visits ’17
    Bernie ’16

    • eon

      Nope. Bernie supporters might vote for DT, but they’ll never back the Hildebeast. Most of them define her as a fascist (which isn’t too wide of the mark).

      A Bernie third-party run just about guarantees Hillary is the 45th POTUS.

      clear ether

      eon

      • interventor

        Too late for third party run after Philly. President Trump.should appoint Bernie to ambassador to Venezuela.

  • Spin Drift

    eon, if Bernie people (base Dems) don’t vote for cankles how does she get enough votes to win?

    Spin
    Molon Labe

    • eon

      The same kind of squeaker The One won by both times. Don’t forget, he pulled GOP votes twice.

      I would expect a number of GOPe types to run GOTV ops on her behalf at local and state levels. I would also anticipate them backing her play if she tries a Gore-style “sue my way into the Oval Office” gambit.

      DT can win by a majority of electoral votes. Hillary can win that way, or by gaming the system. Expect her to have a lot of help at that, from both or all sides.

      clear ether

      eon

      • JTC

        Odd tangent: the Palm Beach County judge who presided over Algore’s hanging chad debacle is now in his second term as Fla Supreme Court Chief Justice.

        He was a grade ahead of me at tiny Pahokee High School on Lake Okeechobee; goofy little buck-tooth Cuban kid who ran around town in a little English Ford Anglia. We hung around a little before I became a daddy and husband at 17.

        I wouldn’ta thunk it, but you just never know what goofballs are going to end up running the show, do you? ;p

  • Th3o Moore

    Only in the world of the leftist progressives do we have whites who pretend to be blacks, whites who pretend to be American Indians, women who pretend to be men, men who pretend to be women and democrats who pretend to be patriots. by unknown Marine

  • canuck49

    I was in hospital and away from my computer for 5 mo. Did Pam Gellar ever get invited to the club?

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