Day By Day


  • Big Jim

    I am betting a Russian bartender is singularly unimpressed with a weenie former Congressian.

  • B Woodman

    So funny, on so many levels.

    There. Fixed it for ya.

  • KenH

    Hows about this Carlos:
    You dont call yourself that title again, and we won’t tear your skull and attached spinal column out and use it as a marracca. That sound fair???

  • Swansonic

    I saw a bumper sticker the other day. It said “I love my Chiweenie”

    My first was ‘Keep your private life private….”

    My second was “I hope they’re referring to a dog, not a Chicago politician….”

    • Swansonic

      My first THOUGHT….
      Sheeesh – I can’t even type tonight…..

  • I saw this cool picture a while ago. It said “The problem with society today is that not enough of us drink wine from our enemies skulls”.

    • Leo AutoDidact


      • Master Diver

        A fine old Nordic tradition. Deserving of revival!

        • Ming the Merciless

          Actually Celts predated that by inventing golf, which was played by batting away your enemies’ dried up brains…Barry Hussein’s brains could thus be useful for once…

          • B Woodman

            If you could even find the one brain cell he rubs together to ignite a neuron spark.

          • interventor

            Sorry, the Scots simply revived a game played by the Romans.

    • Iconoclast

      Outstanding … I may not be the swiftest kid on the block, however for sure I know the perfect new tagline when I see it!

    • Immanuel Goldstein

      Would you drink wine from Al Sharpton’s skull? Or would that just sour the wine?

    • S Hooks

      I’d like to put in a vote for ale and mead. And for Christmas spirit, some egg “noggin”…

  • Bill G

    There’s a lot needing resetting going on these days.

    • Jon

      Let it begin sooner rather than later. I’ve got children depending on it.

  • PaulS

    Since I missed yesterdays comment period, Please forgive:
    “I don’t know how much lead I’ll need, but I know how much I’m going to use.”

  • BlaxPac

    I highly recommend Hand Sanitizer before taking that button back.

  • Joseph Meyer

    I trust y’all know that the famous “reset” button was mistranslated and actually said “overcharge” in Russian. Right up there with the materials the Obama zombies distributed at the beginning of the 2012 campaign that mixed up Colorado and Wyoming

    • markm

      I also know that it was an E-Stop button, required on industrial machinery to stop it in an emergency. The shape and color are an internationally recognized standard to productive members of society, but it passed unrecognized by Hilary and the other parasites on her staff.

      It also appears that this button was ripped off of a sauna at their hotel.

  • Pamela

    Reset. Refill.
    Wonder how fast gorilla glue takes to set on the trouser weenie’s zipper…

    • interventor

      Especially, if a liberal amount was applied.

  • CAPT Mike

    OK, I admit I didn’t think the wiener weany (sp?) was a worthy meme; maybe I was wrong. Do sure hope you will shame or maim him before you let him go

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