Well and Good.


  • December 24, 2015 at 12:03 am

    Like mommy and her sister?

  • December 24, 2015 at 12:09 am

    Of course, primates don’t generally know how to use super glue.



  • December 24, 2015 at 12:11 am
    Spin Drift

    Kids as pawns in game, Oh the Humanity! And the Democraps always lament “It’s for the Childrens.” Still love the truck though.

    War Damn Eagle
    Go Tigers

    • December 24, 2015 at 7:04 pm
      Oliver Heaviside

      Why love the truck? It’s not a Chevy, the Heartbeat of America. ;-0

  • December 24, 2015 at 12:46 am

    Still wasting Oxygen I see, Skye-beast…

    • December 24, 2015 at 7:06 pm
      Oliver Heaviside

      No girl that hot. who *****, is a waste of oxygen. Perhaps you are, umm. “plugging the wrong leak”. 😎

  • December 24, 2015 at 2:10 am

    Children are wonderful creatures. Medium rare.

  • December 24, 2015 at 2:38 am

    Old Dowager: “Don’t you like little children?”

    W.C. Fields: “Only if they’re cooked properly!”

    • December 24, 2015 at 8:19 am

      I prefer mine rolled in a light pastry crust and baked at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

      • December 24, 2015 at 10:32 am
        Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

        When i am asked to babysit, I say it thusly:

        Children need love and attention,
        and patience
        and nurturing
        and pimentos
        and basil
        and twenty minutes per pound at three-fifty.
        Children also need a little garlic bread on the side.

  • December 24, 2015 at 2:47 am

    The only thing better would be more feral primates.

    The nice truck might, I say might, survive their growth.

  • December 24, 2015 at 3:26 am
    Joseph Belk

    Ann Telnaes is the racist cartoonist at WAPO, already disavowed by her editor, who claims he did not see the offensive work before release and cannot agree to its continued presence. It’s gone from WAPO. Telnaes, sadly, remains. Maybe President Cruz can pull her green card (she’s a citizen of one of those Scandinavian socialist utopias – Swedistan?)

    @eon Who’s kidding? Superglue was invented by primates for sole use by primates (though not necessarily feral ones).

    • December 24, 2015 at 8:48 am

      The left’s excuses are always the same. The infamous “10:10” ad, which is at least as much of a threat of bodily harm as anything ISIS ever came up with, went from conception to airing because inside the cozy little hothouse culture of the progressives who made it, nobody saw anything wrong with it and everybody was laughing about how they were sticking it to all those Neanderthals. (Even Gillian Anderson.)

      Nothing gets published in a major American newspaper without somebody other than the writer/creator seeing it. Especially on the editorial page. So the editor is probably lying. He’s just surprised that anybody objected to it. “What’s the big deal? It’s TRUE!” is no doubt what was said when the backlash happened.

      At the WaPo, I’m quite sure they don’t really think it’s objectionable. They just think “reactionaries” are thin-skinned, short-tempered, dishonest about “what they really are”, and liable to resort to violence at the drop of a hat.

      Look for more demands for the confiscation of civilian-owned firearms from them, very soon. In their minds, “reactionaries” have once more proven that they are violent crazies who will kill all the “right-thinking people” unless they are brought to heel, right NOW.

      The mind of a progressive is at least as strange a place as that of a “UFO contactee”. And both have an equally high opinion of their own “superior consciousness”, and an equally low opinion of anyone who doesn’t acknowledge their innate, unchallengeable “fitness to rule”.

      Contactees have the Beautiful Space Brothers and Sisters to tell them how perfect they are (which is why they were “contacted” to begin with).

      Progressives don’t need to be “told” by somebody else. They tell themselves how wonderful they are, every second of every day.

      And if “you” can’t see that, well, there’s just something wrong with “you”.

      clear ether


      • December 24, 2015 at 1:34 pm

        The thing that sticks out about this to me is that there would be shrieks of horror and cries of “racism” if the Obama daughters had been featured this way. Yet, the Cruz girls are Officially-Protected(tm) hispanics. So it has nothing to do with race in their eyes – all conservatives are deserving of dehumanization to them.

        The Left: populated by bigots who insist they are not bigots because they only voice their bile at the Officially Approved(tm) recipients. How could anyone object to their attacking the proper Two Minutes Hate targets? And what would they do with themselves without their daily Two Minutes Hate?

  • December 24, 2015 at 6:45 am
    Bill G

    Feral most often is used to mean ‘reverted to wild’. Young children cannot be considered feral since they have are still learning proper behavior.

    • December 24, 2015 at 6:47 am
      Bill G

      Regarding the WaPo cartoon, it’s just one more example of the fact that if the left did not have double standards they would not have any.

      • December 24, 2015 at 8:01 am

        Double standards are a prerequisite. Janus is their hero – symbol of perfection.

  • December 24, 2015 at 10:09 am

    Thing about monkeys and primates is they break wind and throw poo with really good accuracy. Wonder how Miz Ann would react to being the subject matter of a Toon on the receiving end?

    • December 24, 2015 at 5:16 pm
      Bill G

      Bosch Fawstin suggested she should next try drawing Mohamed as a monkey.

  • December 24, 2015 at 10:10 am

    And barely a whisper about this from the rest of the MSM “brotherhood”.

    Wonder what would be happening if the depicted characters were different, or if the Donald called the media lackeys themselves “monkeys on a string”?

    • December 24, 2015 at 10:11 am

      Pamela, heh, like minds and all that, eh?

      • December 24, 2015 at 12:28 pm

        Actually I speculated yesterday since Ann depicted children as primates and said “fair game” that it suggested an open season on some, but in a bit of understandable CYA at DBD it was edited.

        So today in celebration of the birth of the real and only One, I wish all people and primates alike a very merry Christmas.

  • December 24, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    That’s the thing about the left … they either can’t or refuse to see their own hypocrisy. If a cartoon had come out featuring the obama daughters in a similar way, the screeching from the MSM would be heard for weeks.

    When Limbaugh had his tv show back in the early 90’s I watched it occasionally. Then during one monologue he started attacking Chelsea Clinton’s appearance. She was barely a teen at that point. I stopped watching his show because I was disgusted by the fact that he would attack a child.

    On a side note, one of the reasons I detest obama so much is that he’s actually made me miss Bill Clinton.

    • December 24, 2015 at 1:14 pm

      Been missing Bro. Bill for years; his decade of the 90’s was one of our best, mostly because either good sense or libido kept him occupied enough to leave things alone and let the medicine prescribed in the 80’s do its work.

      But for those who think his influence will make a new Clinton reign palatable, think again! His worser half will double down on the 0 legacy, and she has the balls to do what he would like to, but worse, much much worse.

      Trump/Cruz ’16
      Cruz/? ’20-’24

  • December 24, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    Okay, it’s a tie for best chuckles:”Swedistan”and “On a side note, one of the reasons I detest obama so much is that he’s actually made me miss Bill Clinton.” Two struths.

  • December 24, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    Have a Merry Christmas, Chris! Thanks for another great year of DBD!

  • December 24, 2015 at 2:47 pm
    S Hooks

    It wasn’t a cartoon, but I remember when MSNBC’s Erin Burnett called George Bush a monkey, specifically, “the monkey in the middle” in a live broadcast back in December 2007. There was no plausible denial, it was a direct insult, and she suffered no consequences.

  • December 24, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    To Chris and all of us primates in the peanut (banana?) gallery – Merry Christmas!

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