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  • Pamela

    Chris! Dude!

    *spew alert warning*

    I pulled a few muscles laughing. Owie.

    Skye

    Gaia would kick your ass using her name in vain.

  • Grunt GI

    Bwahaha. That was awesome. And nice to see Skye and Sam getting closer to nature by going au naturel. Or commando. Either way.

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      I keep thinking those are chili peppers on Sam’s yellow dress 😉

      • gruundehn

        No, they are swans. See the close-up a couple of pages back.

        • Chris Muir

          Flowers.

          • Pamela

            Chris would the flowers be a Zantedeschia Burgundy…

  • formwiz

    Who knew Skye had a tush.

    • PaulS

      Pretty much everyone.

  • Ozymandias

    Skye has a nice ass. It’s really too bad she has her head rammed up it.

    • Grunt GI

      HEH…yes, as the saying goes, don’t mind watching her leave, and sure love to watch her go…

  • Chris Muir

    I like this version better.Ozy, I hooted!

  • That shit was funny right there, I don’t care who you are.

  • JTC

    Speaking of halfrican, Bobo is a perfect candidate for the re-patriating program mentioned at the end of yesterdays’ ‘toon. If he lived (and you know his fullrican brothers would not respond well to his smarmy, effete, empty vessel of a self), he would return here at the end of those three years with a new perspective and appreciation for the Republic he spent his life trying to destroy…and he’d still have at least a year of Trump to study how it’s done.

    And responding to NYIAC’s final comment there that the thugism of a Chicago or Detroit is a CIA creation exported to the rest of the world, I didn’t get this in fast enough:

    “I think the opposite. It’s imported from it. Our gang culture here is wholly a construct of and protection racket for, the mystical culture of the elites, adopted wholecloth from their ancients. CIA and others are trainers and enablers.

    It will be a process, but I believe cutting the head off that snake and denying further infiltration, has a chance of turning that dispossessed destructive culture into a creative and productive force, as integrated into or as separated from society as they choose, as long as they do no harm to it.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Well. Some of it did come from Mexico. Like Los Zetas. It was imported to our Mexican invaded areas. Thugs there adopted the mannerisms and criminal activities. Much was exported across Central and South America by deporting illegal alien invaders into it. Then it has come back. The gangs were knocked down here with efficient enforcement activity. Then obama opened the gates of youths of any age to flood in and the gangs replenished ther membership and have moved into more areas where the invading army has been coyoteed by the USA Customs Coyote Job Finishing team and The Lutheran Criminal empowerment Group, and the catholic Scum criminal murder rapist and destroyer Team. So we now have a big problem grown by Obama, where before it was a shrinking problem. (Like when you think of Skye’s mind.)
      So again. Thank you Obama. That should get you life easy in a SuperMax.

      Rap music was changed from its origins as it was effected and turned into cop killer, bitch raper, bitch smacking, drug selling, etc music and spread across the USA (you were fired if you did not spin it) and out to the waiting world. So the conspiracy theorists (plan examiners) say.

      • JTC

        No disagreement there, except as to cause and effect.

        The violent entitlement culture certainly was hatched and trained here, incubated south of the border, and reintroduced, welcomed, and protected by the forces you mentioned (don’t forget that and “the wall” was DT’s first big immigration hit). These are the ground troops and enforcers.

        But why and in pursuit of what? We only have to realize the godhead of it all, even back to the 60’s and the first incursion of the muslim brotherhood into a receptive American counterculture, is the same as it ever was, but emboldened and embiggened and ready for the big offensive.

        Trump realized that, and responded with the plan as presented in case law by you in your missive to him, that may save us from the centuries-old quest to kill and/or dominate us all. Stop immigration of islamists. Stop the deals and support and wars that have funded, trained, and enabled them to destroy us. Kill the roots, as it were, and the adherents and sycophants among us will wither as well, as will the overwhelming invading forces from our own continent, as the Trump train shuts down the gravy train.

      • So, neither of you gives any credence to the Irish gangs in New York, or the Zoot Suiters in the 1940s in L.A.? Or the Black Panthers in the 1960s? Or Hell’s Angels and their offshoots?
        The black gangs in Chicago in the 1960s and 1970s were in control of everything until the el Rukhns were dismantled when Jeff Fort was arrested and jailed.
        That let the Latin Kings and other Latino gangs move in. Now, it’s completely out of control. There are places in Gary, IN, where the cops won’t go, ditto a city in Texas.
        None of this is new. And yeah, you can blame part of it on Capone and the Mob, because they set the standard a long time ago. When they were squelched, it left a vacuum and guess who moved in? Blacks, Latinos then their successors, never mind the Chinese tong. None of it is new, and unless you have a very large disposal facility, it won’t go away.

        • JTC

          Common criminals, the lot of them…they’ve always been and will always be. But one of these is different than the others.

          The 60’s BP’s that you lump with various semi-organized crime are the “first muslim incursion” I mentioned above…they weren’t just thugs, they were converts, changing their religions, their names, their goals and their fealty to a greater cause.

          But they were ahead of their time. It’s only in the last few decades that there has been enough support not just on the streets but in halls of power, to arm and equip them to spread their scourge over Europe and into the US, to destroy us from within and to enslave us…and it damn near worked.

    • Old Codger

      JTC, sorry to say but neither hypothesis – thugism imported or exported – is valid. The plain fact is that thugism is endemic in our species. I strongly suspect there were gangs in the first city. There is no way to stop it and the police cannot and have no duty to protect us. It is our own responsibility to protect ourselves. Husbands and Fathers have a duty before Creator God to defend hearth and home; kith and kin.

      • eon

        Correct. “Gangs” working on the Pyramids spent their spare time fighting with each other using their tools (chisels and hammers).

        Later, in Rome and especially the Byzantine (Eastern) Roman Empire, gangs of “blues” and “greens”, led by monks, terrorized cities from Constantinople to Alexandria. See In The Heart Of Darkness and Destiny’s Shield by Eric Flint and David Drake for an accurate, if fictional, account of the era. NB; The “Nika” riot in Constantinople, as described in ITHOD, actually happened; see Gibbon.

        In the Middle Ages, towns were few and far between. The thugs were the “robber barons”. While progressives used to use this term to apply to anyone in private business (I’m surprised it hasn’t been used on the President-Elect yet), the original meaning was a local lord who exacted “tolls” from any traveler passing through his lands, even on the King’s Road.

        For a minstrel or jongleur (who, as the equivalent of a news service, was supposed to get free passage) it might be a performance at dinner. For a merchant, it could well be half his purse- or if he had a comely daughter or wife, her “service” to the baron for however long the baron felt like it. In whatever way he wanted- in bed, in the dungeon, or both. Object lesson in extremes; Gills de Rais, who only got attention when he started “taking” the daughters and sons of other nobles.

        People don’t realize what a huge difference in society gunpowder made in the West. (NB again; Most progressives who long for a “Scarborough Fair” life would never survive in the era; ask any member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, few of whom are “progressives”.)

        Moving on, in the large American cities post-1800 prior to the Italian mobs arriving, the Irish gangs (east coast) and Chinese triads (west coast) ruled. Ironically, the famed Irish Brigade at Antietam was composed mainly of young men who only a few weeks previously had been fighting, not on a battlefield, but in the streets of New York, Philadelphia, and etc.

        As for the triads (“daughter” groups of tongs), look up “highbinder San Francisco” and prepare to be surprised.

        Progressives like to talk about the “root causes” of crime and violence. They say , “jobs, discrimination, jobs, discrimination” like a mantra.

        The real “root cause” of crime is that some people;

        1. Don’t want to work for a living;

        2. Think the world owes them a living;

        3. Like getting drunk, getting high, etc.;

        4. Like hurting other people; and

        5. Don’t much like anybody not exactly like themselves.

        In fact, criminals are a lot like… progressives.

        Gee, what a coincidence.

        clear ether

        eon

        • Spin Drift

          Speaking of thugs, was just in Germany for a low level trade conference. We were in the Central part of what was East Germany. Just below the surface of some very pleasant people was the collective breath release of Trumps win. When you are the welcoming mat for the Fulda gap Super Powers rattling swords will make you very very nervous.

          The Trump win and Putin’s congratulatory rhetoric has lowered fears. Now when asked about refugees it is only polite smiles but one can see the disenfranchised youth who are having their future displaced by invaders from the south east steeling up. The local invaders travel in groups of two or three sneering at everyone, very few invader women are out and about. There’s a war a brewing and it is going to come from the indigenous people protecting themselves. The government doesn’t represent their interests anymore (sound familiar).

          The realization that they only have two boxes will come too late for the political elites. Germany will go first and it will come from an organic response to the next Cologne massacre. I don’t think the Germans will stand still any longer especially if France pulls it head out and starts to deal with the problem.

          Yup its going to be Zero to Jackboot in the blink of an eye.

          Spin
          Molon Labe
          War Damn Screaming Eagle

          • JTC

            Yup indeed. While eon’s historical anthology of human avarice is interesting and instructive, it ends with a simple list of learned/created behaviors that are the effects and in no way the cause, of contemporary thuggery in America…in fact the immediate cause is listed there too, but not in the list; so-called progressivism (leftism) which whether darkly intentional or cluelessly accidental is directly responsible for all five of the characteristics on his list, and embody them themselves; lazy, self-entitled, irresponsible, masochistic racists/elitists…those lovely attributes are not limited to the thugs themselves. He does seem to acknowledge the difference in his piece downthread from last night, but even the elitist enablers are not at the root of this evil.

            Contemporary effects do go much deeper and wider than that, but as to the “Roots” cause of much of it as it applies to the last 20 or so years, more later, gotta go pretend to work for a bit.

      • Unca Walt

        There It Is.

  • Ward Gerlach

    Oh Lord! Help me choose the better view – walking towards, or walking away?

    Walking towards, with a smile and a beer for me is my choice!

    • Grunt GI

      Yup…best dating advice ever given for women on a first date.
      A) Show up naked
      B) Bring pizza and beer

  • KenH

    Skype, shut up, at least try and be useful
    Which for you, is SHUT UP

    And given the little meeting the media RATs had today, they be needing a skin graft or five methinks…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      I read about that. It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud and startling the wife and pets.

  • Doc Epador

    Ayeh rally don’t cotton to blamin’ the CIA NSA DIA for that which belongs to the DNC & their Marxist Revolutionary Elite and unless you are a devotee of the Trilateral Commission theory of reality promulgated by the Labor Committee I have trouble figuring out where y’all came up with that one.

  • Toad

    I like how this election cycle seems to have finally allowed white folks to say what they think and not worry about the screams of being racist. I now frequently hear opinions and comments that not long ago could only have been said during a stand-up comedy routine

    • eon

      People have gotten a crash course in real racism this year, between rapefugees in Europe and the likes of BLM and CAIR here. All their behavior boils down to the principle that their particular ethnicity (BLM) or belief system (Islam) makes them the only “real” humans and everybody else is at best a half-animal slave who will serve OR else. (Paging Dr. Moreau.)

      It was the culmination of not eight years, but almost thirty years of the “enlightened elite'” riding high, wide and handsome at everyone else’s expense. They believed that as long as their “social engineering” kept them on top and kept their little enclaves as Star Trekky kingdoms of the “superior”, what happened to all those grotty peasants was unimportant except for its entertainment value.

      Unfortunately, like the King of Id, they failed to realize that the phrase “The peasants are revolting!” has a double meaning. And that their preferred construction was not the same as that of said “peasants”.

      Those “peasant revolts” are spreading. France looks like it will be next, unless Italy beats her to it. Germany will likely follow, leaving Belgium and Spain all alone in the night.

      It would be fascinating if Mexico had one- a real one, as opposed to the faux changes of hidalgo rulers they’ve had for the last 144 years since the death of Benito Juarez.

      Well, the old Chinese curse says, “May you live in interesting times”.

      clear ether

      eon

      • tjm

        Evidence suggests that the slow-down in gun purchases may be premature.
        Unless people are consolidating their ammo supplies.

      • The road to Hell really is paved with good intentions. Germany is most unhappy.
        Merkel has announced her candidacy for a 4th term. Does that make her a shoo-in, or is there enough anger about the mess she created, with the best intentions. to fire her?

        • Bill G

          Someone needs to tell the German people that Merkel’s islamist’s will shut down their beer halls.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I’d like to walk into a StarF##ks and order that, out loud, an “obammy halfrican, uncle tom style” just to see the barista’s reaction. Do they read DBD? Do they even read? Would they melt like a Special Snowflake? Or is it actually a new drink on the SB menu, and would I receive a “mocha, extra cream and sugar”? Inquiring minds, and all that. I may try that this weekend, just for shits and giggles. (now I need to find a SB somewhere in the neighborhood).

    • Pamela

      You order that obamnation of a drink and you can forget ever kissing me

      • Physics Ninja

        But a martini, shaken not stirred …

      • jackdeth72

        Jeebus!

        What ever happened to “Kawffee”?… Or as you civilians pronounce it, “Coffee”.

        Hot as Hell. Black as night. Sweet as an Angel’s kiss!

        • Cameron

          “Black and bitter like my heart” is my favored description.

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Darn! Not even in the interests of “political science research” (and stirring the shit pot)?

        • Pamela

          Mavericks Midnight Ride, fresh ground, 2 sugars in the raw and just enough coffemate liquid to take the edge off

      • jetfxr69

        Now THAT is a threat!!

    • GWB

      I saw a suggestion yesterday that you tell the barista your name is “Trump”. Then they have to call out that name when your drink is ready, and it will make all the customers cry.

      • John

        I may actually try that just to see what happens.

    • Old Codger

      Ain’t no way you’re catching my old ass in a Starbucks.
      First, their stuff is just too damned expensive.
      Second, I don’t have a clue what most of their stuff IS!
      Third, coffee is just fine with me – Folger’s will do (tried Maxwell House – didn’t like the first drop OR the last). I want it strong, sweet and blond. Brunett and sassy is OK for women (been married to a sassy brunette for nigh onto 45 years) but I prefer my coffee blond and sweet.

      • eon

        Generic instant. Non-dairy creamer.

        Cheap and gets the job done.

        cheers

        eon

      • John D. Egbert

        For pure enjoyment: 100% Kona, medium roast, sweeten to taste. Somewhat expensive, but totally worth it.

    • Kafiroon

      Having spent too much time in Israel and etc. I now prefer the various Real Arab and some Turkish coffees. Strong, Black and Much better than Staryuks.
      Some friends I have meals with,Arab, cringe when I don’t add cane sugar like they do. Heh!

      • John

        I was raised west of I-35 and was at first rather irritated that I had to order my iced tea unsweetened when I moved East, especially when the waitresses kept delivering it with these little paper bags of powder.

  • Bill G

    The Obammy would have to be ordered with a lot of sugar, since he’s so bitter.

  • Bill

    If you’ll actually explain what’s in that drink that the guy orders at Starbucks I’ll do it this morning but I have no clue exactly what it is. As I’m sure you know the CEO of Starbucks was a big Hillary fan

  • FXDWG69

    …in a Trump cup.

    • John

      YUUGE?

  • JIMV

    Today’s episode is just flat funny….well done!

    • Pamela

      Be sure to Thank Chris for making the DDQ Ladies Not Flat 😉

      • Grunt GI

        Definitely not flat.

  • Grunt GI

    Yup. They are definitely not flat.

  • S Hooks

    I’m just getting in this evening and catching up on the strip. Love the artwork and especially the coffee theme. I still remember fondly my first and only time ordering coffee in a Starbucks when I told the clerk “what do you have that’s equivalent to original Maxwell House?” She was not pleased. 😉

    On another note, anyone have any thoughts on the big announcement today from the Trump folks about not pursuing further investigation of the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation? I personally think it’s a big mistake. In fact, I’d call it YUGE.

    We either have rule of law or we don’t, and any pretense that we do is already hanging by a thread. If Trump fails to follow through on at least allowing a full investigation to bring the truth and facts of their crimes to light, he’s effectively acknowledging and acquiescing to a double-standard of law – one for the privileged elites and another for us serfs. He can pardon Hillary later if he doesn’t want her to suffer more, but the truth needs to come out.

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