World Record Size Newt.


  • June 13, 2017 at 12:05 am
    Chris Muir

    Fundraiser starts here later in the morning! 😉

    • June 13, 2017 at 12:18 am
      Too Tall

      Standing by to make it successful.

    • June 13, 2017 at 12:19 am

      Great fundraiser slogan, I forget who suggested it but they deserve free merch.

      As for the rest of us, gotta do what we can to keep the light on and the ink flowing!

      • June 13, 2017 at 12:54 am
        Chris Muir

        yeah it was a week ago, someone came up with that…? whoever you are, pipe up, you get free merch.:)

      • June 13, 2017 at 6:53 am
        Grunt GI

        Well, when they do, let the masses know so we can give them a big “Huzzah!”

      • June 13, 2017 at 9:35 am

        Mea culpa but no need for free merch. Thanks all the same.

        Let’s see how fast we can meet the DBD goal this year.

      • June 13, 2017 at 11:33 am

        Well still as GGI suggests…Huzzah!

      • June 13, 2017 at 11:08 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman


    • June 13, 2017 at 7:45 am

      I anticipate this every year!

  • June 13, 2017 at 12:17 am

    I figured.

  • June 13, 2017 at 12:25 am




    Turn the page….

  • June 13, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Thursday is payday.

  • June 13, 2017 at 5:55 am
    Bill G

    Would the hipsters be allowed to use testosterone patches? Wouldn’t they be seen as leading to the horror of ‘Toxic Masculinity’?

    • June 13, 2017 at 6:24 am

      They’re nothing if not hypocrites.

    • June 13, 2017 at 6:46 am

      Well, that would entail them knowing anything about testosterone – or any other bit of biology. After all, male and female are just social constructs, right?

    • June 13, 2017 at 7:25 am

      Just wait until they realize that amphetamines (uppers) were used as “combat drugs” to boost soldiers’ “performance” in several armies in past wars. They’ll be gulping them down even more than usual in the belief that they’ll transform them into Soviet Super Soldiers.


      After all, they’re the “Free Dope For Life At Taxpayers’ Expense” crowd.

      Personally, I’m hoping they go the steroid route. They’re in a permanent state of rage, anyway, so “Roid Rage” shouldn’t be unfamiliar territory for them. They’ll probably enjoy it, in fact.

      Until their new “super” muscles explode like a Monty Python cartoon, that is.

      clear ether


      • June 13, 2017 at 1:10 pm

        That reminds me of the first time Q showed up on Star Trek the Next Generation.

      • June 13, 2017 at 9:15 pm

        I loved that show, but I always wondered.. given Q’s immense power, why did Picard always seem to be trying to piss him off?

      • June 13, 2017 at 10:27 pm

        ‘Cuz it was wicked fun

      • June 13, 2017 at 10:43 pm

        Because Picard was an arrogant twit, just as Q always defined him. It’s worth noting that the first time Q confronted Cmdr. Sisko, Benjamin socked him right in the mouth, knocking him flat on his ass.

        Q looked up at him from the deck, and said, “Picard never did that!”

        Sisko replied, “I’m not Picard”.

        clear ether


      • June 13, 2017 at 10:02 pm

        Soy is supposed to metabolize into an estrogen analog. Hence the Omega male seen in SB.

      • June 13, 2017 at 10:37 pm

        Roids don’t do dick all on their own. You still have to lift the weights to get the muscles. Roids only enhance the process, make it easier to work out more, because you more quickly heal the muscle strains that cause muscle growth.

      • June 13, 2017 at 10:46 pm

        You know that, and I know that. Do you think the average Antifa type raised on comic book movies, Game of Thrones, Deep Ecology, and other examples of magical thinking, will understand the concept?

        I don’t.



      • June 13, 2017 at 11:11 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        We can only hope that the ‘roid rage turns into hemorrhoid rage. Wouldn’t THAT be the shits!

      • June 13, 2017 at 11:17 pm

        The couple of roid ragers that were frequent flyers in our ER, were usually convinced we cut off their wee wees.

    • June 13, 2017 at 7:54 am
      Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

      Probably only the womynfolk hipsters.

  • June 13, 2017 at 6:05 am

    Pfft! Little snowflake libtards have no idea what living a “hard” life is all about. Sniveling powder puffs!

  • June 13, 2017 at 6:49 am

    Does the Escalade there portend something? Didn’t one of the characters drive an Escalade previously? Hmmmm.
    Funding drive is coming, and the girls are still dressed, not shooting anyone, talking philosophy. Hmmmm. There’s some sort of surprise coming, I’m sure. 🙂

  • June 13, 2017 at 7:08 am
    Johnny Z

    When is Redvolution 1776 going to start?

    • June 13, 2017 at 8:51 am
      Chris Muir

      Late September.

      • June 13, 2017 at 1:17 pm
        Grunt GI

        Hey Chris. So I’m a little confused (not unusual for me). So do you have to buy at least a Naomi level to view/read/download/whatever the Redvolution1776 goody? Is that a separate download?

      • June 13, 2017 at 1:46 pm
        Chris Muir

        Yup, it starts at Naomi level.That download is essentially a ‘movie ticket’ to an early premiere of the new Revolution toon that begins in September.

  • June 13, 2017 at 9:35 am

    That’s strange and I am slightly perplexed. Why would adult, kinda-sorta males need to wear a testosterone patch in order to have scraggly facial hair.
    1. They aren’t actually male. Which is disturbing that a female would grow facial hair by choice. *cringe*
    2. They are actually male. It must be that damned vegan diet and all the pot they are smoking. Not enough sperm is being produced and the quality of the swimmers is so poor the natural homing beacon has been reduced to “Hey Man, What’s to eat”.

  • June 13, 2017 at 9:47 am

    The mind boggles at the cognitive dissonance and suspension of reality required for an AntiFA social justice wanker to believe they’re justified in protesting, let alone committing acts of violence, against people whose opinions they do not share.

    Keep in mind these “shock troops” were already weaponized well ahead of the elections and if the Hildabeast had won, they were preparing for the American version of Chairman Mao’s Cultural Revolution.

    • June 13, 2017 at 10:08 am

      To me, “Antifa” always sounded suspiciously too much like “Intifada” – which, in practice, of course means “kill the jews and rape their land”.

    • June 13, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      It has to be some kind of mental disease/rotting brains.
      Save the whales, abort the babies.
      You are killed under sharia law, protect sharia law.
      Some sort of mental short circuit.
      It will kill them in the end

      • June 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        We can only hope……

  • June 13, 2017 at 9:56 am

    Dropped my 175 in the jar Chris, wish it was more.

    I’m good with the merch at that level though; that mirror image rearview is awesome; that pose and the look on white-girl’s face is far from angelic and I may feel a little guilty about thinking what I’m thinking about it, but screw it as it were 😉

    Because, you know…I’m an Ass Man. Have I mentioned that?

    • June 13, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      “”Because, you know…I’m an Ass Man.”

      Because every time you walk down the street someone runs up to you and yells, “Hey! You’re an ass, man!”?

      Sorry… couldn’t resist. LOL. It’s alright. I’m an Ass Man as well… and a Nipple Man… and a… 😉

      Actually, JTC, in reading your posts over time I think you and I are somewhat similar, thought-process-wise.

      • June 13, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        Yes I think so too Trubador…

        Correct as to the first part too…it’s right there on the “about” blurb at the old blog; “some say a good man, others say asshole, I agree with both.” 😉

        And in the other context, any red-blooded man that takes a look at those twin angels on the fund drive download is likely to become an Ass Man convert right then and there.

    • June 13, 2017 at 12:59 pm

      Well I’m not as Ass Man. I like Men. The whole package.
      A woman who enjoys the smell, the feel, the taste of a man.
      I also enjoy conversation and the exchange of coherent … ideas.

      • June 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm

        “The whole package…the smell, the feel, the taste…”

        Yeah, I feel ya girl 😉

        But (so far) those sensual components don’t transfer by electrons, and we’re limited to visual and mental images and imaginations. To which “conversation and exchange of ideas” is quite a powerful contributor, as an accomplished writer of eroticism well knows as it is her stock in trade…and a very welcome one here, imo.

        And as to that visual/mental aspect, I’m pretty sure the artist here will be accommodating those of the XX chromosome persuasion with some nice (ugh) beefcake.

      • June 13, 2017 at 9:17 pm

        Beef and Cake are favorites of mine 😉

      • June 13, 2017 at 9:40 pm

        Maybe even some hairy man buns of a decidedly different type than those previously discussed and displayed at SB?

        (‘scuse me, gotta go barf now)

      • June 13, 2017 at 10:30 pm

        No man buns! *gags*
        I’d rather be celibate then go that route.

      • June 13, 2017 at 7:26 pm
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

        Pamela, this is a call back to last week regarding your little drop head coupe, ’66ish Datsun Fairlady 1600?? I helped with a ground up on a red and white one about a brazillion years ago, lines and steering wheel look about the same.

      • June 13, 2017 at 7:43 pm

        Bob ~ the car is an early ’67 Datsun 1600 (prior to the new DOT rules that came out mid 1967) that we did a complete restoration on. I kept my nails short and baby wipes close by to clean the gunk out and off my skin. Tossed the clothes I was wearing when the car was completed. I gave my Man an entirely new stem to stern wiring harness as a birthday present because I did not trust something which had more splices with unknown origin wire and electrical tape holding it together. It was a whole lot of fun.

      • June 14, 2017 at 8:49 am

        “brazillion”, sounds like it would have ended with a waxing of the undercarriage. 😉

      • June 13, 2017 at 11:16 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Before and after the incoherent horizontal mambo.

  • June 13, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    And Awwaaayyyyy we go! 🙂

  • June 13, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    OMG! I feared this as soon as I saw the tattoos gone. I foresaw the Skye level coming . I will meditate before placing $$$ , either Sam/Zed, like I usually do, or have I also been seduced to the New Dark Side? :). Chris, the new design is nice. It’s all Redvolution on my side of the screen anyway. All this fake news is pulling my aim slightly low and left off center to the black ring.

  • June 13, 2017 at 7:01 pm
    Bill G

    “I never see hipsters smoking anything but pot.”
    Hmm, I wonder if someone has created and started distributing THC patches.

  • June 13, 2017 at 7:47 pm
    Oliver Heaviside

    I’m in. Not much, it’s thin right now, but I’m in….

  • June 13, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    I see the Jan level is in the pink.

  • June 13, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    The antifa are part of the distraction while the globalists attempt to undo and overturn the new revolution that has regained some of our birthright. A birthright that must be fought for by every generation.

  • June 13, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    Donation made. Thank you for all that you do, Chris!!

    Ugh… It’s always a kick in the pills when I see the currency exchange rate.

    Believe it or not, the Canadian dollar traditionally was always stronger than the US greenback until the 1970s and the massive deficit spending of former Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau… the ‘father’ of Justin Trudeau, the current Prime Minister…

    Now Trudeau the Younger is racking up massive deficit spending… but, hey, he has perfect hair and shiny teeth…

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