Fries with That?
Milk it.


  • March 3, 2015 at 12:00 am

    Watch it, boys. Wade’s got lots ‘o .223 salted away.

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:12 am

      I suspect Wade is more inclined to .303, 30-30, .45, and 12-guage deer slugs

      • March 3, 2015 at 2:54 pm

        Naw. .223 is a great varmint gun with good range, cheap ammo and greater ammo capacity than .308 (which I think you meant. .303 hasn’t been used since the 50’s and pretty much sucked, I have been told), longer range than a rifled 12ga slug and much better ballistics than a 30-30.

      • March 3, 2015 at 10:57 pm

        The .303 Enfield is still around despite reports of it’s demise. They even used for a round of Top Shot last year. I used to impress my young nephews by elevating the ramp to about 1100 meters and shooting the dry dusty levee a mile away. I shoot, they count, and then the dust cloud appears. Fun round and it even works on two legged varmints.

    • March 3, 2015 at 4:58 pm

      A little plausible deny-ability is what is what is called for here. Let’s say a road trip… across the border and drop off the vehicle and occupants where the cartel can entertain them. Or better yet cars get stolen all the time and run over the border…

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:07 pm
      Andrew Benghazi

      My bet’s on 30-06.

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:46 pm
      rooftop voter

      My bets on a .300 WinMag or a .338 Lapua.

      Zed don’t play.

      • March 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm

        Zed’s a sniper, not just a “vet”. If Wade has any decent long range weaponry, Zed could easily take down ATF guys at any surveillance range they could work at.

        And that’s before we talk about “the jewess” (classy reference BTW), Wade himself and Sam.

        Skye would be useless but someone has to look after the kids…

        The real juggernaught is don Portago. It’s much easier to squish a little guy, even a well-trained little guy, if he doesn’t have connections. It’s all happening in the middle of nowhere and nobody would hear about it until afterwards. All The Gang have to do is hole up until DP swings into action. Portago has the clout to shut down a siege and get the guy in charge sent to Antarctica to count penguins.

      • March 3, 2015 at 10:55 pm

        Amen. It is well worth one round of.338 to finish off Cavanaugh, and he deserves to be retired with prejudice.
        Chris, for you and anyone else who has not already read this, do yourself a favor: and
        You won’t be sorry you took the time.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:03 am
    B Woodman

    Damn. Just. Damn!

    Smoke ’em. No mercy. Just make ’em “disappear”. They were never here. Them, and the car, too. No sign, no evidence. No sheriff. I’m sure Wade has a large enough earthmover/bulldozer (or he knows a neighbor that has one), make a large DEEEEEP pit. Oh, and throw in a little gas to remind them of (drumroll, please). . . . . . Waco.

    What I’m thinking of right now is the Stephen King story where the little school teacher traps and buries a mobster – and his limo – in a pit in the middle of the roadway.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:19 am

    Woodman, do you remember the name of the story?

    • March 3, 2015 at 12:24 am
      B Woodman

      Ok, ok. So DON’T throw the gas on top of them as you bury them in the deep pit. But I still say go with the rest of it.

    • March 3, 2015 at 8:51 am
      Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder


      • March 3, 2015 at 4:19 pm
        B Woodman

        Thank you.

    • March 3, 2015 at 3:20 pm
      William Bellamy

      The story was ‘Dolans Cadillac.’ The audiobook version was read by Rob Lowe, who did a pretty good job.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:23 am

    Last time Zed had to deal with the enemy on his own land, he was only allowed to send a message, then the enemy got the SPLC involved, and Zed and Sam lost everything. This time, Zed needs to use the three S’s, Like Woodman said.

    • March 3, 2015 at 12:27 am
      B Woodman

      With that much land all around, no need for the first Ess (suppressor). No one would hear a thing. And even if the neighbors did hear a shot, they wouldn’t call the po-po on it.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:26 am
    Big Boss Ogg

    If it were anyone but Wade and his oversized family unit, made up for the most part with battle hardened individuals, all tried and true, I’d be worried. Do these alphabet soup jokers know just who, or what “that Jewess” is? Or her mate, fresh from wars half a world away and with one new helo and one used but perfectly serviceable helo, as well as, well you name it. Maybe ABC & PRQ forgot there was one of their radios in the car they had to leave behind.
    This should be good…

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:29 am
    Big Boss Ogg

    Woodman, there are enough ravines on 70,000 acres to serve as starter holes, believe you me..

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:40 am

    You are advocating the murder of a federal officers. Are you sure you want Chris to go there?

    • March 3, 2015 at 1:18 am

      The minute someone hears “waco” and stays the course, it ain’t murder anymore…

    • March 3, 2015 at 2:19 am

      They seem to be advocating an unwarranted, unauthorized attack on civillians


    • March 3, 2015 at 9:38 am
      rooftop voter

      Um, yes?

      good answers pyrodice and KenH.

    • March 3, 2015 at 10:15 am
      Indiana Mike

      “Federal Officers” appear to be the spear point of the Oligarchy.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:42 am
        B Woodman

        “I promise, just the “tip”. No full penetration. And I’ll respect you in the morning.”

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:05 am
      Gideon Reed


    • March 3, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      There are other directions Chris can go with this short of violence. Let’s see what he does.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:49 am
    T. Howlett

    Long time lurker, first time poster:
    As much as I would like it to be otherwise, I think Wade knows that if he fires just one shot in anger, he would be dooming himself and everyone around him. He might get a few of them, but he’d eventually be overwhelmed by the massive amount of firepower/manpower that would be brought against him. The time is just not right, yet.

    • March 3, 2015 at 4:23 am

      Bet George Washington got a lot of that, back then.

      • March 3, 2015 at 7:43 am

        Actually, I think it was Patrick Henry that that most famously faced it. 😉

      • March 3, 2015 at 3:25 pm

        True, but in this case, the aforementioned firepower/manpower doesn’t just slink back to England

      • March 3, 2015 at 9:52 pm
        T. Howlett

        But George Washington had the Revolutionary Army to back him up. And the Brits where fighting a war from across an ocean. Not really a good comparison.

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:04 am

      a stationary target makes it easy for the bad guys to build up and do things in their own time. we learned that at the sweeney standoff in hamilton,MA. some of us wanted a mobile reserve force, based elsewhere, that could move in behind the marshals and give them pause, but mr, sweeney said no.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:05 pm

        But Mr. Bundy said, “Hell, yes!”

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:54 am

    Wonder what happens when you mix Feds with de-worming meds, fire ant bites after falling in Texas Manzanita with a full body brazilian?

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:57 am
    Alaska Paul

    76,000 acres is a square almost 11 miles on a side. Now Wade is a salt of the earth guy. His retributions, however, are much more sophisticated. Reminds me of Gilbert and Sullivan’s Mikado:

    My object all sublime
    I shall achieve in time
    To make the punishment fit the crime
    The punishment fit the crime
    And make each prisoner pent
    Unwillingly represent
    A source of innocent merriment
    Of innocent merriment!

    • March 3, 2015 at 2:20 am

      I’d prefer something that would make an apache blanche

  • March 3, 2015 at 2:36 am

    No on the radio. A remote signal fries the chip in it. Been that way for 20+ years.

  • March 3, 2015 at 2:56 am
    Chuck Pelto

    RE: ATF ‘Lessons’ from Waco ’92

    That ATF agents get shot in the head.

    • March 3, 2015 at 2:58 am
      Chuck Pelto

      P.S. That’s pretty good shoot’n for a bunch of rank amateurs in their first ever firefight.

      Makes you wonder who really shot those four ATF agents on the initial raid.

      • March 3, 2015 at 3:00 am
        Chuck Pelto

        P.P.S. And the word is that all four of those dead ATF agents had, at one time, been part of the Governor Clinton security detail in his run for the presidency.

        ERRATA: That was Waco ’93. Not ’92. Not enough coffee this time of night.

      • March 3, 2015 at 6:32 am
        Bill G

        Too much blood in the caffeine stream is always a problem.

      • March 3, 2015 at 9:07 am
        Chuck Pelto

        RE: Too Much Blood In the System

        Indeed. But not good for sleep at that time of day.

  • March 3, 2015 at 4:53 am

    I think it was a blue on blue incident.
    Video of that raid shows those agents climbing a ladder to a low rooftop, and then climbing into a 2nd floor window. A lone agent then charges up the ladder, pokes his MP-5 into that same window, and sweeps the room with a full mag discharge. I seem to remember him doing this with the gun held over his head, while he hunkered down below the window ledge, which was only 2-3ft above the roof. He never even looks into the room before shooting. IIRC, there were dark curtains covering the window. You could see the first agents moving them aside to climb in. Haven’t seen this video since early days, and don’t remember who shot it.

    Also, at some point, you could see an agent shoot himself in the leg while climbing the same ladder. Tried to draw from his tac holster on his right leg, while only half-way up, and fumbled it. He continued on to the rooftop.

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:06 am
      Chuck Pelto

      RE: Blue On Blue

      I saw the same video. I recall one agent shooting himself in the leg while he climbed the ladder to the roof. I recall seeing another agent ON the roof throwing a grenade in the window behind the agents that had already gone in.

      As for the head shots. Those were the four fatalities. I read that in Ashes of Waco.

      And, in my honestly held personal and professional opinion, they were the first in the long string of bodies surrounding the Clinton administration.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:04 am

        You know for years I thought I saw the same thing but could never be sure, Thank you for confirming what I saw.

  • March 3, 2015 at 6:34 am

    I’m just gonna make some popcorn, sit back and see what Cris has up his sleeve. Just remember the Feds have long memories, Brah. Just ask John Ross.

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:09 pm

      The Bundy Ranch changed that meme, I think. I believe it is possible to approach the problem from a different direction now.

  • March 3, 2015 at 6:36 am
    Bill G

    “No Smoking Zone”? They’re playing with fire.

  • March 3, 2015 at 8:22 am
    B Woodman

    I still stand with my original statement — make everything disappear with no trace left behind; men, equipment, car. If the Feebs have a body and/or wreckage, that’s a powerful “martyr” factor for revenge/retaliation/”justice”.

    If there’s NOTHING, that’s a large psychological FEAR factor. What happened? Who did it? We THINK we know who did it, but HOW did they do it? Someone/something out there is bigger/badder than us. Do we dare continue attacking? After all, at the end of the day, I want to go home, and collect my retirement.

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:09 am
      Chuck Pelto

      RE: Destroy All Evidence

      I do believe that’s why the feds demolished the Davidian compound and dumped it at a hidden location. Something to do with eliminating evidence of the satchel charges they used against the bunker where the women and children had taken shelter.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:10 pm

        And the shots taken at the rear door, when some of them tried to surrender to save the women and children.

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:19 am

      Does Wade have any friends that run a salvage yard? Do what Goldfinger did with Mr. Solo! Once the little metal cube goes to the smelter, there goes the evidence.

    • March 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm

      Wyoh looked at me and I could see synapses snapping. So I changed subject. “Prof. why get rid of bodies? Besides horrible job, was dangerous. Don’t know how many bodyguards Warden has, but more could show up while you were doing it.”

      “Believe me, lad, we feared that. But although I was almost useless, it was my idea, I had to convince the others. Oh, not my original idea but remembrance of things past, an historical principle.”

      “What principle?”

      “Terror! A man can face known danger. But the unknown frightens him. We disposed of those finks, teeth and toenails, to strike terror into their mates. Nor do I know how many effectives the Warden has, but I guarantee they are less effective today. Their mates went out on an easy mission. Nothing came back.

      • March 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm
        B Woodman

        “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
        ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:12 pm

        I’d be surprised if Wade doesn’t keep a few hogs on that ranch. Feed the pigs to the hogs.

  • March 3, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Is Don Portego visiting from Argentina?

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:18 am
      B Woodman

      I was thinking something along those lines. Have Sr Don move all evidence out of country under “diplomatic pouch”. Then dump (errr, I mean “lose” – how unfortunate) it overboard in the middle of the deep ocean.

      • March 3, 2015 at 10:34 am

        If, he is in residence, even bothering him would be an international incident. BTW, “Don” is a Spanish honorific like ‘Mr” used with persons of importance or worthy of respect.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:44 am
        B Woodman

        Thank you for the Spanish language lesson. I sit corrected.
        Don P it is.

  • March 3, 2015 at 9:20 am
    Grunt GI

    Hmm…seems like Chris will have this situation well in hand, satire can be a powerful thing…sometimes better than thing that drives prog-libs crazy is to be mocked and made fun of…and there is SO much to mock and make fun of…

    My impression is that even Federal and local LEOs are getting tired of the Administration’s crap..look at the need to “FORCE” Border agents to ignore the law to implement Obama’s illegal amnesty…and the low morale at DHS overall. AND the rising number of sheriffs who say they won’t enforce illegal gun control.

    I think this will be an interesting story arc for the week.

    My money’s still on the gals of DBD and their menfolk doing something inventive to stymie these yahoos…inventive, snarky, and if we’re lucky, a little bit naughty…everyone does remember the diversion used to allow Wade to sneak up on the first group of trespassing feds, right?

    • March 3, 2015 at 9:47 am
      Grunt GI

      OOPS, see I was even distracted..that was Zed and Sam working together…

  • March 3, 2015 at 9:23 am
    Boobie the Rocket Dog

    Who uses the word “Jewess” any more? Surely a government worker old enough to remember it would have long since retired or expired.

    • March 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm

      A Nazi or a Hamas-worshiping leftist would use the term.

  • March 3, 2015 at 9:41 am
    Unca Walt

    Chris, you are a corker, most ricky-tick.

  • March 3, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Don’t forget that the local sheriff is on their side. He can still make a lot of legal hay out of ATF snooping around.

    • March 3, 2015 at 4:23 pm
      B Woodman

      Ahhh. . .but the sheriff still has to abide by the law. He can’t just make the Fibbies up and disappear.

      • March 3, 2015 at 5:51 pm
        rooftop voter

        Wanna bet?

        This is Texas, not Illinois…….

  • March 3, 2015 at 10:50 am
    Kip Allen

    This won’t end well.

  • March 3, 2015 at 11:07 am
    Daniel in Brookline

    Some interesting cognitive dissonance here, with the Feds using “terrorist” and “72” in the same sentence. (What rewards do THEY expect, one wonders?)

    I’m rooting for Wade and Zed & co. to get “inventive”. Stymieing a carful of Feds with a potato… I’m lovin’ it!

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:14 pm

      Shades of “Beverly Hills Cop”.

  • March 3, 2015 at 11:16 am
    Spin Drift

    I’d have Wade stroll right up to the fence in the Feds line of sight and pound in a “Trespassers will be Shot on Sight” sign. Maybe take the “Jewess” in skimpy sun dress with me. I’d also tell her that these are the people who have come to do her baby harm. Image what an ex-Mossad new mother would do. A little postpartum depression raging hormones for a little fun on the ranch.

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:45 am
      B Woodman

      Ohhh. Me like.

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:10 pm

      If you thought a momma grizzly was bad news, you haven’t met a momma Mossad sniper.

  • March 3, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    Does Monster Joe’s Truck and Tow have a branch office in South Texas?

  • March 3, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    A shame to have this intrusion on Argentine consular territory. Some folks never learn, non?

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      It was the FL homestead Don P declared as consular, no? I don’t think he declared Wade’s property as well.

      • March 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm

        Yet >:)

      • March 3, 2015 at 6:31 pm

        True. Whatever Chris does, it’s going to be good! 🙂

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:13 pm

        There can be more than one consulate in a nation. Might even designate it a vacation spot for their diplomats.

  • March 3, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    ‘course Zed’s probably flanked them all

    • March 3, 2015 at 5:54 pm
      rooftop voter

      Would be pretty cool if he had done so, dropped a dozen or so angry Texas rattlers in Fedboys SUV and left without a noise……….

      I could see a couple of Feds getting snakebit.

      Doubt they carry snakebite kits either, being Northerners.

      • March 3, 2015 at 11:11 pm

        Where did all the Killer bees go anyway?

  • March 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    Just readin’ the comments are entertaining. Any of these ideas got merit, Chris? Gotta make more popcorn……

    • March 3, 2015 at 6:41 pm

      Might as well mix up some ginger beer and kraken to go with the popcorn.

  • March 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    I seem to remember Zed being very, very good with a rifle from very, very, very far away.

  • March 3, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    The bald ATF guy is perfectly creepy. It will be a pleasure to see him get his comeuppance, whether by rattlesnake or by being dumped naked on the Mexican side of the line.

    • March 3, 2015 at 11:18 pm

      As Pamela suggested, on a mound of fire ants. A full-body set of fire ant bites – especially in the genital region (full Brazilian, I think you said 😉 would suit the Neo-Nazi/muslim bastard.

  • March 3, 2015 at 10:21 pm
    CT Mike

    What’s with all the harassment? Haven’t the Feds learned their lesson yet that when it comes to messing with the DBD gang, they’re the ones that get ridden hard and hung up wet in the end.

  • March 3, 2015 at 11:15 pm

    The feds might wake up in Mexico cartel country — in DEA vehicle.

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