American Men, You know the Drill.
Stop Making Sense.


  • October 29, 2015 at 10:04 pm
    Robert Haskin Jr

    It’s about to be on now…

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    Well, back-stabbing *IS* normal for the left … and treason is highly regarded, also. Still, Skye playing Brutus seems a bit extreme, even for her. She’s always been portrayed as clueless, scheming & conniving, yet still short of the fonda / shrilldabeest vermin.

    • October 29, 2015 at 10:56 pm

      How well y’think she’d do as portraying a corpse?

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    All his fears and worst nightmares coalesce into one word, betrayal.

    • October 29, 2015 at 10:18 pm

      And all of her outer beauty and inner evil captured in two frames. Masterful.

      • October 30, 2015 at 12:46 am

        Still not seeing it. I find Skye just skin-crawly. Period.

      • October 30, 2015 at 8:44 am

        H_B, click on the ‘toon with comments turned off, take a look at that seductive upside-down spreadeagle pose and comeandgetit eyes, then tell me that the devil don’t come wrapped in a mighty shiny package…wasn’t it the scientist Dr. Venkman that found that out?

      • October 30, 2015 at 9:08 am

        I can’t separate an outer shape from what I know is inside. Or to borrow a comment from someone I knew in high school: “she’s ugly in’na soul!

        Think of one of those Halloween pictures that’s half pretty-face on one side, half corpse on the other and you have an idea of what I see with Skye.

        Do not want.

      • October 30, 2015 at 12:54 am

        My ex has the same qualities…lol…

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:19 pm
    B Woodman

    Whatever it is (and I’m not sure WHAT is going on in the second panel), it will not end well for Skye’s schemes.

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:25 pm
    Gus Bailey

    Heh. Good storyline. Excellent modeling. Skye’s ass looks great.

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    Tan line is gone.

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    I totally hate this. Skye is pure evil. Sam should kill her.

    • October 29, 2015 at 10:57 pm

      Should have killed the beastbitch long ago. Or at least LET someone kill her. REMEMBER, the only reason this BITCH IS ALIVE, is because Zed intervened.

      KILL HER

      • October 30, 2015 at 3:35 pm
        B Woodman

        Leftist Libtards? Gratitude? pppffffftttt. Yeah. Right. NOT!!

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Not sure where you’re going with this, Chris. Butt hell it’s interesting!

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Damn this strip is next level stuff, love it. (and I second Gus’s comment, that ass does look great)

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:46 pm
    Grunt GI

    Hmmm. Happy Halloween?
    Could it be the crazies are coming out because Saturday is October 31?

  • October 29, 2015 at 10:56 pm

    There’s a NAME for women who do “tricks.”

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:00 pm
    Greg B

    Isn’t that one of the feds that Wade & Zed rousted off the property in the past?
    I seem to remember some story arc like that.

    • October 30, 2015 at 10:06 am
      B Woodman

      Oh, shit! You’re right. That IS a DHS po-po. Hopefully Zed can get untangled enough to cuff Mr DHS to Skye, through the bed frame, and make his (naked) escape with Sam, and high tail it back to the DDRanch. ANd then get a thorough disinfection from where Sam sat on his groin.

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    She’s artificially inflated.

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    I’m missing something… Why would Skye need to get naked and jiggy if she wanted to betray Zed? To distract him for a couple of minutes until the feds arrive? It’s not like Zed was planning to escape from his hospital bed.

    • October 29, 2015 at 11:12 pm
      Chris Muir

      No, it isn’t, is it?

      • October 30, 2015 at 8:27 am
        Gideon Reed

        Oh, for God’s sake.
        It’s just a cartoon.

        Isn’t, it?


      • October 30, 2015 at 12:18 pm

        Not so much.

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    Why do I somehow anticipate naked cat fight?

    • October 30, 2015 at 8:24 am
      Gus Bailey

      Hee hee!

    • October 30, 2015 at 10:12 am

      One can hope

    • October 30, 2015 at 6:19 pm
      rooftop voter

      Won’t be much of a fight………………..

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:23 pm
    Eff Cliffy

    Nice trick, Sam!

  • October 29, 2015 at 11:50 pm

    I am not quite convinced everything appears to head advertised. Something else is at play here. Just waiting for the other bra to drop… 😉

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:20 am

    The thread appears to be med induced delusions. Muir is messing with Zed’s and our heads. Good job!

    • October 30, 2015 at 3:18 am

      When one of those hits you, it tends to be all your worst nightmares in one monstrous mess. And they’re all somehow connected in the sequence.

      Been there, done that.

      The worst part is, in the internal “dream logic” everything makes perfect sense. And you end up concluding that a vast conspiracy is out to get you.

      Among other things, it’s why UFO believers can so easily convince themselves that “the government” will do anything to stop them from revealing the “truth” about LGMS, etc. There’s a condition called “boundary deficit disorder” which causes some people to have trouble differentiating between dream-states and reality. So, they dream that they’re the targets of this conspiracy and when they wake up, they don’t realize that it was a dream.

      Zed will realize that this is a meds-triggered nightmare when he wakes up. And probably yells loud enough to wake up everybody else on the floor.

      Been there, done that, too.

      Still, kudos to CM. You’ve kept us going on this one. Well played, sir.

      clear ether


      • October 30, 2015 at 1:47 pm
        Unca Walt

        Wow. Not anymore, but back in the Olden Days… that would happen to me, too. The dream would be logical within the framework, but patently impossible.

        Going out onna limb; my guess is The Fiendish Muir (bwuahahaha) is showing an injury-med dream. I submit as a datum point: Zed’s rather large contusions are all gone all of a sudden. That, too, happened to me: even though I was one third hamburger, I was complete (logically) in the dream.

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:32 am

    He says “no,” but his hands are on her, and not in a pushing-away gesture.

    • October 30, 2015 at 1:01 am

      Whatever Skyes inner qualities are, the outer wrapper isn’t too bad…

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:34 am

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

  • October 30, 2015 at 1:19 am

    He has no visible wounds. Amazing healing capacity he has, no? For a guy who was so badly injured a few panels back.

  • October 30, 2015 at 1:35 am

    I am hoping for the nightmare. I’ve had worse. (And better)
    All of the ideas have plausibility.
    But there is much more of the interesting times until we get to a JR still alive moment, I hope.

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:37 am

    Cuff ’em and stuff ’em. It’ll get straighten out.

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:52 am

    Chris, you cagey bastard, if this isn’t a dream/nightmare sequence, a vixen has to die. That IS the Homeland snake that Wade made shit hisself, gloating and itching for pay back. This kind of betrayal earns a death sentence, “family” or no.

    • October 30, 2015 at 3:26 am

      Keep in mind, your dreams are often where your subconscious puts together disparate facts that your conscious mind hasn’t noticed. August Kekule’, one of the 19th century’s foremost chemists, supposedly realized that benzene had a ring-like structure in such reverie’, or day-dream;

      This might be Zed’s subconscious telling him just what a snake in the grass Skye really is.



    • October 30, 2015 at 7:28 pm

      well it is Halloween…

  • October 30, 2015 at 4:41 am
    Joe Greig

    Zeds dreaming, or in a med induced coma. It could be Sam too. They’re still out on the road in the wreck?

  • October 30, 2015 at 5:14 am
    Bill G

    Nightmare sequence. I’m hoping for nightmare sequence.

  • October 30, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Is Skye claiming Zed is the father of her two children???

  • October 30, 2015 at 7:51 am
    Jrod C

    Called it!

  • October 30, 2015 at 8:00 am

    You, sir, are a story teller. A master of the craft.

  • October 30, 2015 at 9:10 am

    Aaahhhhhh. So this was for medicinal purposes only, to help him get his memory back. Looks like it worked.

  • October 30, 2015 at 10:13 am

    I’n not sure how this will play out but I am sure the art is amazing. Well done!

  • October 30, 2015 at 10:15 am

    Perhaps the good woman is simply trying to shock him back to reality…There are worse fates than being seduced by a beautiful woman while in the hospital.

  • October 30, 2015 at 10:26 am
    Otto Didact

    Shoulda shot that fellating mike foxtrot a long time ago and fed him to the hogs. Hogs’ll eat pretty near anything – even a fed.

    Don’t know ’bout you folks but I’m looking forward to Sunday’s longer strip. This dribbling out the story 2-3 panels at a time is torture. But DAMN! you are one hellova story teller, Mr. Muir.

    • October 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
      Grunt GI

      Glad to see I’m not the only reader looking forward to Sunday…this is going to be EPIC!

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:03 pm
    Kaos Klerik

    Looks like she was just trying to shock him back to reality and it worked. I know Skye is kinky but why else would there be a cop there?

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    This has got to be nightmare. Remember a while back when someone mentioned one not wanting to go to public hospitals? This has got to be nightmare.

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    *with his fingers crossed*
    “it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream …”

    Would somebody Please go wake up Chris?

    “it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream – it’s just a dream …”

    I am now recommending a half gallon of ICED water as the wake up tool …

    Devious, devilish and devastating the images in this nightmare Zed is experiencing.
    IF it isn’t a nightmare then I will have to reluctantly side with the “capitol punishment” side of the audience … family or no.

    This next bit is NSFC. Where C= children.
    Texas still has carnivorus ants and I would *guess* that they would still devour (in miniscule but very painful bites mind you) whomever was staked beside the nest which had been shovel stirred and dumped upon their torso.

    Who Me? No I’m not the least bit vindictive. I do however believe in the punishment fitting the crime.

    Looking forward to the Sunday expose’ with Otto Didact and others.

    • October 30, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      carnivorus – carnivorous sigh You knew what I meant right?

      One would think after as many years as I have lived that I would have better control of my own fingers wouldn’t you? Ah, well …

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:41 pm
    Frank Burt

    I spent three days in a coma back in ’02 where a voice in my head tried to convince me I was actually a member of a deep cover sleeper cell for an organization bent on world domination. At that point I figured out I was actually zonked and just went along for the ride. I didn’t come out of it until I imagined I had swallowed a live octopus. Luckily my ICU nurse noticed I was trying to pull my endotracheal tube out by the roots and prevented me from destroying my larynx. Interesting experience, though I don’t recommend it since I almost bought the farm from the CHF that put me there in the first place.

    • October 30, 2015 at 1:13 pm
      Chris Muir

      what’s CHF?

      • October 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm

        I’m guessing it was congestive heart failure.

      • October 30, 2015 at 9:29 pm

        Congestive Heart Failure

  • October 30, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    This has to be either a drug or injury related hallucination, nightmare.

  • October 30, 2015 at 1:17 pm
    Chris Muir

    Anyone get the motor boating reference?

    • October 30, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      Well I didn’t see Zed blowing on her boobehs, so I guess it ain’t that. And anyway, that might get you into the dock but could also make you need to see a doc. So, spill the beans Muir…what’s the reference?

      • October 30, 2015 at 1:33 pm
        Chris Muir

        He’s in the dock, just not voluntarily-motorboating!

      • October 30, 2015 at 7:53 pm

        Oh HE11 yeah! Your artwork makes the prospect more than a little intriguing. Nicely done sir!

    • October 30, 2015 at 3:38 pm
      Gideon Reed

      Rapid and close attention to “each” Boob in rapid order; side to side.
      As a young G.I. in another place we also refered to it as being called “Evinruding”.
      Same-0, same-0
      By the by, did the chubby LEO mean “did the trick” or in Skye’s place “turn the trick”?

  • October 30, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    Hoo boy! If this keeps up much longer, I’M going to need meds. Just don’t make it whatever Zed is on…

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    OK, that does it. Clearly this is all a bad dream that Zed is having, probably as a result of the whack on the head he got in the crash, plus whatever meds the docs have him on.

    A burly police officer materializing in the hospital room without Zed noticing?

    And the cop BELIEVES Skye???

    Someone is definitely dreaming.

    • October 30, 2015 at 3:41 pm
      B Woodman

      Libtard Feds will believe ANYTHING that furthers their agenda, rewards their friends (useful tools), and punishes their enemies.

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    My son was in intensive care for a month, a few years back. As he came out of it, he looked at me and told me frankly that there was somebody standing next to me, that he could see as plain as day. (There was no one there.)

    I waved my arms around me, on both sides, and asked him, “You mean here? or here?” He looked puzzled, and said, “Yeah.”

    Hallucinations DO happen, and can be as real and solid as anything. No matter how strange or undesirable.

    Clearly Zed is experiencing the same thing. Both with the cop, and with Skye.

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    The Sheriff should step in and arrest Skye. Put her in the local jail to mellow out. Maybe some cuffs for her as well to play with.
    But yeah…she wants him bad enough to betray him…evil. She cant go back now…

  • October 30, 2015 at 2:35 pm
    Greg B

    By the way, I decided to search the term “Ms Flanagan”, just for the fun.
    And a certain Helen Flanagan popped up.
    Holy Hell.

    • October 30, 2015 at 4:45 pm
      Andrew Benghazi

      Flanagan is Sam and Skye’s maiden name.

  • October 30, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Wait…WTF does Skye mean by “I got sis out of our way”?!?!

  • October 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    A man with a concussion and broken ribs is not in his right mind.
    The sex is not consensual.
    Being taken advantage of sexually by anyone other than his wife is called Rape in my book and needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The fact that the Government drone is aiding and abetting a crime means he needs to be prosecuted also.

  • October 30, 2015 at 6:39 pm
    Polly Cy

    I’m hoping the “ID” reference means that Zed’s subconscious is working overtime and he’s hallucinating. He sure got nekkid awful fast for someone who’s not cooperating.

  • October 30, 2015 at 7:19 pm
    Uncle Mike

    Well, hell. If it isn’t a painkiller/fever – induced nightmare, our sociopathic socialist Ms. Skye needs a whuppin’. And, no, not the kinky sort – the only thing sexual about the whuppin’ that she needs to get is when she lies there and moans that it FSCKING HURTS!

  • October 30, 2015 at 9:55 pm
    Lonny Bridges

    Anyone notice that all of a sudden “Skye’s” hair is red?

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