Day By Day


  • John M

    I HATE IT!!!

    • Chris Muir

      Perfect reply,I hate you too!;)

  • Big Boss Ogg

    I hated it more, and first, since I live closer to Chris.

  • JTC

    You stupid talentless sheep!

  • JTC

    So in bizarroworld if Hillzabitch wins she loses? In a way, yes…

    But nothing compared to what we all will lose.

  • Snafu F. Ubar

    Chris, You talentless hack!
    Ditto in re. to your DBD commentariat!

  • Ming the Merciless

    Gaystapo? Yes they gave us WW II…as Adolph Hitler was a Vienna male prostitute then he transformed the German NAMBLA the “Wander Vogel” into the nazi party…It was first a fight between the Communist effeminate twink homos versus the “virile” German Militarist “bears”…we know how it ended up, with a 100 millions killed…see “THE PINK SWASTIKA”
    Since the modern Homosexual mafia have obscured the true history, we are condemned to re-live it…The katamites creators of the Shoah even have the gall to pretend to be also victims when they were the perpetrators. That’s when, with the muslims, they are not negationists.
    Watch the muslims murdering passive(bottom) effeminate homosexuals when it is notorious that all muslim societies are made up of a majority of homosexuals, or bisexuals at minimum…

  • B Woodman

    I’m surprised you didn’t throw in a little DC comics Superman Bizarro (Bizarro Superman?) reference.

    Or maybe “Yankee Doodle” (The World Turned Upside Down).

      • Ming the Merciless

        There is worse…in France, butchers unions invented the “backward” speech(verlan for l’envers) to fool the non initiates, similar to the mob’s “argot”…thing is, the muslim invaders have embraced it and now everybody seem to be talking gobbledygook over there…

  • spin drift

    “and how did you recognize him?”

    “He had his beaver up.” Lady McCankles said as she peeled her feet from behind here ears.

    Hold Fast

    Spin Drift

  • Wayne M

    The play truly is the thing; most votes do come from the play of emotions.

    The majority of voters put less thought into their vote than they do into the contents of their next meal.

    • GWB

      Because they have been feminized.

      • Delilah T

        No. It’s because they vote with their crotches.

  • LifeofTheMind

    [the President calls the Soviet Premier]
    “Hello?… Uh… Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?… Oh-ho, that’s much better… yeah… huh… yes… Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri… Clear and plain and coming through fine… I’m coming through fine, too, eh?… Good, then… well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine… Good… Well, it’s good that you’re fine and… and I’m fine… I agree with you, it’s great to be fine… a-ha-ha-ha-ha… Now then, Dmitri, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb… The *Bomb*, Dmitri… The *hydrogen* bomb!… Well now, what happened is… ahm… one of our base commanders, he had a sort of… well, he went a little funny in the head… you know… just a little… funny. And, ah… he went and did a silly thing… Well, I’ll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes… to attack your country… Ah… Well, let me finish, Dmitri… Let me finish, Dmitri… Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?… Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?… Why do you think I’m calling you? Just to say hello?… *Of course* I like to speak to you!… *Of course* I like to say hello!… Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I’m just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened… It’s a *friendly* call. Of course it’s a friendly call… Listen, if it wasn’t friendly… you probably wouldn’t have even got it… They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour… I am… I am positive, Dmitri… Listen, I’ve been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick… Well, I’ll tell you. We’d like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes… Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we’re unable to recall the planes, then… I’d say that, ah… well, ah… we’re just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri… I know they’re our boys… All right, well listen now. Who should we call?… *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The… wha-whe, the People… you, sorry, you faded away there… The People’s Central Air Defense Headquarters… Where is that, Dmitri?… In Omsk… Right… Yes… Oh, you’ll call them first, will you?… Uh-huh… Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?… Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information… Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm… I’m sorry, too, Dmitri… I’m very sorry… *All right*, you’re sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well… I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don’t say that you’re more sorry than I am, because I’m capable of being just as sorry as you are… So we’re both sorry, all right?… All right.”
    – President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] “Dr. Strangelove”

  • We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.

    • Master Diver

      No! We are at war with EAST ASIA!
      Long Live Big Brother!

    • Best NOT be at war with Uranus.


  • interventor

    Lower ranking SD were allowed to join gestapo after the Night of the Long Knives. French referred to them as gestapette. Tapette being nasty Frog term for gay.

    • Ming the Merciless

      Minister of Education Abel Bonnard was the first with the nick
      But it was well known you had to sleep around to get ahead with the nazis(and wear your pants backward, just like with the Obama administration)
      The moochings of Barry and Reggie are flagrants, leading Moochelle
      to unleash her epic tantrums…

  • GWB

    I do find a woman who is competent with language to be such a turn-on. “Heap of flaccidity” indeed!

    Now go away. I hate you all.

  • Bill G

    I hate all of this and I’m never looking at it again. I’m dreading tomorrow when I’ll have to ignore this again.

  • NotYetInACamp

    I hate this and you.

  • NotYetInACamp

    War and Hate.

  • Bad Cyborg

    HOLY SHIT, Chris! Could you POSSIBLY be FURTHER off target?

  • Big Jim

    I’m pretty much done with reading and contributing to this nonsense.

  • Gideon Reed

    This entire train disgusts me. How foul.

  • Master Diver

    He gets farther and farther off target with every strip. And Skye is the best character!

  • Uffdaphil

    Four legs good, two legs baaad.

  • PaulS

    Keep those women fully clothed!

  • Daniel in Brookline

    Chris, that was awful. I am so very NOT impressed with how skillessly you did that.

    Fortunately, we don’t REALLY live in Oppositeland. (That would be the place where Democrats make sense and Republicans hate the Constitution.)

    • RegT


      The (establishment) Republicans DO hate the Constitution.

  • Chris Muir

    Hate you all.Have a terrible weekend.

  • Grunt GI

    Sadly, the Ministry of Truth certainly exists….witness:
    1) Illegal Immigrant then
    2) Illegal Migrant then
    3) Undocumented Immigrant then
    4) POOR REFUGE then
    5) Future Democratic Voter then
    LA RAZA says all you gringos get out….

    A sad commentary.

  • Minor little quibble: “It does [make] sense.” Sam wouldn’t say “does makes”.

    • Unca Walt

      Oh, yeah? How’d you know that ain’t a thing she does every now and then — along with them other things she does.

  • Roland Deshain

    I have compared it to “Bizzaro world” from Superman comics. Everything there was opposite.

  • Pamela

    *cleans glasses*

    Sam better be real careful of that zipper. Those things can pull out hair.
    Zed, put that book down..some men are totally clueless.

  • Delilah T

    It’s just a shame we can’t find pictures of wee willie’s playing around in that spot, isn’t it? But even if we could, there would be the hands thrown in the air and that old canard ‘what difference does it make?!?’

    Meantime, the Chinese government has sent $3++ million in aid to Nepal, plus S&R teams with sniffer dogs, to help with rescuing victims of Nepal’s devastating earthquake, while someone decided the US should only send $1 million. Oops! That amount changed to ‘matching China’s contribution’.

    There’s more to come. Gaia is getting pissed off.

    • Ming the Merciless

      Why should we be responsible for countries to be stupid, like buildings made of piled up stones in earthquake zones…Like using fake cement(dried mud) as in Haiti…
      I used to go to Port au Prince often but always refused to enter the passenger terminal because I could stick my pencil THROUGH the walls! Of course, it did collapse killing everyone inside…

    • Delilah T

      Oh, I see: it’s not about helping people when a disaster strikes. It’s about letting me know that your only interest is yourself.

      So someone who lives in a rural area and has to use local materials for building is to blame for where he was born.

      Got it.

      Remind me to go running away as fast as I can when you need help, Ming.

  • JTC

    Delilah (that you Iphie?), Ming’s just saying he’s sick of trying to save the world when we can’t save ourselves from ourselves. And just so you know, the only problem with the Haiti thing is too many of those filthy lazy disease ridden dregs survived to float over to fla. (that’s me not Ming) 🙂