Return of Kings.
They Deliver.


  • November 27, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Funny, women do that, too.

  • November 27, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Did I miss something? When did Sam push Sky out?? Mark my words, she’ll be back when she has no place else to go. Sam and Zed will take her back in, because even though she is a pain in the ass, Skye is still family.

    • November 27, 2016 at 11:27 pm

      You question Skye’s beliefs and she’ll see that as a attack against her.

      • November 28, 2016 at 12:05 am
        Deplorable B Woodman


  • November 27, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Skype is asshurt
    Who gives a rusting FRAK??

    how about, NO

  • November 28, 2016 at 12:08 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    No one ever gave the Libtards a dose of “tough love” or said “NO” to them when they were growing up.

    Thanks a hell of a lot for nothing, Dr Spock.

    • November 28, 2016 at 4:10 am

      Dr. Spock, late in life, admitted that he was responsible for a lot of unhappy, self involved, selfish adults. He manned up at the end.

      • November 28, 2016 at 11:51 am

        God may forgive him, but his victims must still live with the result.
        Before handing out such advice he should have honestly studied the Real World. There had to be prior instances of such family behavior to study.
        The same goes for dieting and obesity in children. Once upon a time a fat child was a treasure and they grew up just fine. Now parents starve their kids and wonder why they look like Sumo wrestlers when they grow up.

  • November 28, 2016 at 12:14 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Zed put it spot on — projection, attack (personal, never the idea, facts or principle itself), blame, victimhood.

    Maybe we should resurrect, restore, and adopt the original song that the colonists played when they won against the British — “The World Turned Upside Down”. We know it today as “Yankee Doodle”.
    Just hum or whistle that whenever some pompous Libtard asshat is pontificating. hehehehehe

  • November 28, 2016 at 1:14 am

    Samantha – Sit down, shut up and listen

    Sisters argue, disagree and fight. Try growing up in a household with four teenagers all on the same cycle. My Dad came back from Vietnam and actual went back for another year’s deployment because it was safer there than being in the same house with menstruating teen females.

    Skye is the youngest and continues to act as such even though she is a grown ass woman with two babies. Her mantra is blame everyone as any abuser and master manipulator will do.

    • November 28, 2016 at 1:44 am

      Memo to Sam:

      It’s not like you and Skye ever fought over the same guy you were both crushing on just out of braces and retainers?

      It’s what “The Fairer Sex” does. You pull hair and try to gouge eyes with style and panache. And get over it the next day.

      While guys just slug it out. Or get drunk for the same woman they have eyes on.

      Securing My Soapbox.

      Carry on.

    • November 28, 2016 at 10:18 am
      Grunt GI

      Yup, no doubt your dad was safer in ‘Nam…there he could shoot back 🙂

      Skye will always be a PITA and Sam and Zed will always take her back…it’s just what families do….

      And besides, without Skye, who would everyone dump their vitriol on? She’s the character everyone loves to hate or hates to love.

      UNLIKE Hillary, we all just hate her…and her stooge Jill Stein….ALL paid for by Dr. Evil himself…Soros….

      • November 28, 2016 at 12:25 pm

        I’ve been being so nice it is upsetting my stomach. So I think I will just rattle some cages and declare Skye is the greatest and you haters just Shut Up! Because…

      • November 28, 2016 at 1:44 pm

        Take a deep breath and have a shot of one of these lovelies because it is 5 o’clock somewhere.

        Does your tummy feel better now?

        p.s. I love the bottles.
        Something you can get your hands firmly around.

      • November 28, 2016 at 3:12 pm

        Pamela – the bottles look sort of like stylized male genitalia, no?

      • November 28, 2016 at 5:18 pm

        Yes they do. The bottle is a replica of a decanter from the 18th century

        It fits well in a hand

      • November 28, 2016 at 5:45 pm

        Damn, between the contents and the phallic bottles, whaddaya need us for?

      • November 28, 2016 at 8:33 pm


        One is tasty to drink, the other nice to look at, whereas you are in a class all by yourselves. Irreplaceable.

    • November 28, 2016 at 6:22 pm

      Pamela, I don’t know squat (heh) about sister battles, but I think that far from an environment that would incubate abusers and manipulators, yours sounds like a pretty healthy upbringing for determined and self-sufficient adults.

      I don’t think Skye is those things either, quite the opposite. Their upbringing provided opportunity for Sam to be intelligent and strong and capable but in Skye it enabled laziness and self-entitlement and dependency. I said about her in another comment that she chooses to be “a poor oppressed female blaming the world and assigning all responsibility and control of herself, her children, and everything else to something/someone else”.

      And that description fits a shit-ton of lefty sheeple, they just want to be taken care of and be able to have a vague belief that they are correct and inclusive and open-minded and a good steward of Mother Gaia. Not active manipulators themselves but subject to them, useful idiots to the true leftist abusers.

      She and a lot of others like her might be lost. It might take a generation or more to filter out by attrition the poison they absorbed. But maybe their children -Skye’s children- will reverse the destructive course and help save America.

  • November 28, 2016 at 6:20 am
    Bill G

    Oh, poor, pitiful Skye! She regurgitates the liberal message she’s been spoon-fed by the media in the proper teary way and Sam viciously responds with facts when she was supposed to immediately agree.
    Poor thing.
    Now let’s all go outside, and heave.
    For distance.

  • November 28, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Goup hug.

    • November 28, 2016 at 7:43 am

      Dayum – that was supposed to be Group hug.

      Have to wonder if that was a typo or something more sinister.

      • November 28, 2016 at 8:06 am

        Nice one, Gape.
        Hugging Skye may get one covered in goup.

      • November 28, 2016 at 9:28 am
        Unca Walt

        We could stat a movement.

      • November 28, 2016 at 10:38 am

        I’m going to have one now. Stat.

  • November 28, 2016 at 9:05 am

    The “joy” of projection… it’s all everyone else’s fault and they should be ashamed of themselves… I call it the dark mirror.

  • November 28, 2016 at 10:16 am
    Spin Drift

    Zed, I’d say the photon torpedoes are locked and loaded. I expect you to have mucho fun tonight consoling your betrothed.

    “Illogical” said Skye.

  • November 28, 2016 at 10:35 am

    What would be the polar opposite of a poor oppressed female blaming the world and assigning all responsibility and control of herself, her children, and everything else to something/someone else? How about this?

    And I agree with every word she says. It’s Trump’s call, and I can see his business logic for that person in that position. But she’s still dead right.

    What was that they’ve been saying about Trump’s misogyny and oppression/bullying of women? How he would surround himself with OWG yes-men and sychophants? I guess along with no capacity for logic, reason, and responsibility there is none to understand irony either.

  • November 28, 2016 at 10:40 am

    Ali MacGraw & Ryan O’Neal got nothing on Sam & Zed.

  • November 28, 2016 at 11:18 am

    “Liberalism is…
    always having to say you’re sorry”

  • November 28, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    First 2 name all the kids in Dbd gets sent some goodies.I’m damned if I can remember them all and I want to get them in some scenes soon.
    -old man Chris

    • November 28, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      Now you have opened yourself up to having to Read several hundred comments. Condolences.

      • November 28, 2016 at 12:34 pm


      • November 28, 2016 at 4:53 pm

        You mean comments like,

        “Damn son, you can’t remember your own kids’ names, the fruit of your loins?”

        Well, drawing hand, but almost the same thing…those characters are pretty real, and more than just caricatures to some…eh, KenH?

    • November 28, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      Mari and Kiko aka Catherine and Caroline, Javier and Carmen, Hugo and Eva. Naomi and ‘Toly’s son not sure

      • November 28, 2016 at 6:00 pm

        Good Job! I have not resorted to trolling, as I do Not want to upset Chris.
        But, I was baiting to see what bites. Skye can have given her children great smarts.
        My daughters 3 are brilliant and proven. Husband? Well I did Not shoot him, but he is long gone.

  • November 28, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Need the son’s name…!almost there…is it Nikolai?

    • November 28, 2016 at 4:41 pm
      Grunt GI

      Pamela is still a goddess….she has almost all of them..

      YES it is Nikolai…Nov 23, 2015 is that strip with his name.

      • November 28, 2016 at 4:48 pm

        I have no responsibility or control or say-so over this whatsoever, but I’m calling this one for Pamela…you okay with that Grunt?

      • November 28, 2016 at 5:02 pm
        Grunt GI

        HAHAHA yes indeed Pamela rules…
        I couldn’t remember Damon and Jan’s daughter or the ACTUAL names of Sam and Zed’s

        All Hail Queen Pamela, DBD Jeopardy Champ.

    • November 28, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      Yes it is Nikolai. November 20, 2015

      • November 28, 2016 at 5:11 pm

        U get the goods,pam

      • November 28, 2016 at 5:30 pm

        Gentlemen I thank ye kindly

  • November 28, 2016 at 2:55 pm
    John Trauger

    Seriously, Sam. Not healthy.

  • November 28, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Leftist media is hanging one;

    They’ve known there was no gun, that the dude was a Somali, and that he’s been dead for a while now. “Updated Live” it says, but what does that headline still say? Wonder why that would be?

  • November 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Also, I think this is an excellent decision, Art…

    Decide to renege on your sworn duty and substitute your own twisted preferences for those of the thousands of citizens who trusted you to do your fooking job? Yes, resign or be criminally charged, or hanged. What? we don’t do that for high treason?

  • November 28, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    So much makes no much sense.
    Welcome to the club.
    Nice porch.
    Nice house.

  • November 28, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    I have never been sorry for love. Only for the lack of it.

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