November 28, 2016 Love Story. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Love, Marriage & Divorce, Men & Women
Funny, women do that, too.
Did I miss something? When did Sam push Sky out?? Mark my words, she’ll be back when she has no place else to go. Sam and Zed will take her back in, because even though she is a pain in the ass, Skye is still family.
You question Skye’s beliefs and she’ll see that as a attack against her.
Skype is asshurt
Who gives a rusting FRAK??
how about, NO
No one ever gave the Libtards a dose of “tough love” or said “NO” to them when they were growing up.
Thanks a hell of a lot for nothing, Dr Spock.
Dr. Spock, late in life, admitted that he was responsible for a lot of unhappy, self involved, selfish adults. He manned up at the end.
God may forgive him, but his victims must still live with the result.
Before handing out such advice he should have honestly studied the Real World. There had to be prior instances of such family behavior to study.
The same goes for dieting and obesity in children. Once upon a time a fat child was a treasure and they grew up just fine. Now parents starve their kids and wonder why they look like Sumo wrestlers when they grow up.
Zed put it spot on — projection, attack (personal, never the idea, facts or principle itself), blame, victimhood.
Maybe we should resurrect, restore, and adopt the original song that the colonists played when they won against the British — “The World Turned Upside Down”. We know it today as “Yankee Doodle”.
Just hum or whistle that whenever some pompous Libtard asshat is pontificating. hehehehehe
Samantha – Sit down, shut up and listen
Sisters argue, disagree and fight. Try growing up in a household with four teenagers all on the same cycle. My Dad came back from Vietnam and actual went back for another year’s deployment because it was safer there than being in the same house with menstruating teen females.
Skye is the youngest and continues to act as such even though she is a grown ass woman with two babies. Her mantra is blame everyone as any abuser and master manipulator will do.
Memo to Sam:
It’s not like you and Skye ever fought over the same guy you were both crushing on just out of braces and retainers?
It’s what “The Fairer Sex” does. You pull hair and try to gouge eyes with style and panache. And get over it the next day.
While guys just slug it out. Or get drunk for the same woman they have eyes on.
Securing My Soapbox.
Yup, no doubt your dad was safer in ‘Nam…there he could shoot back 🙂
Skye will always be a PITA and Sam and Zed will always take her back…it’s just what families do….
And besides, without Skye, who would everyone dump their vitriol on? She’s the character everyone loves to hate or hates to love.
UNLIKE Hillary, we all just hate her…and her stooge Jill Stein….ALL paid for by Dr. Evil himself…Soros….
I’ve been being so nice it is upsetting my stomach. So I think I will just rattle some cages and declare Skye is the greatest and you haters just Shut Up! Because…
Take a deep breath and have a shot of one of these lovelies because it is 5 o’clock somewhere.
Does your tummy feel better now?
p.s. I love the bottles.
Something you can get your hands firmly around.
Pamela – the bottles look sort of like stylized male genitalia, no?
Yes they do. The bottle is a replica of a decanter from the 18th century
It fits well in a hand
Damn, between the contents and the phallic bottles, whaddaya need us for?
One is tasty to drink, the other nice to look at, whereas you are in a class all by yourselves. Irreplaceable.
Pamela, I don’t know squat (heh) about sister battles, but I think that far from an environment that would incubate abusers and manipulators, yours sounds like a pretty healthy upbringing for determined and self-sufficient adults.
I don’t think Skye is those things either, quite the opposite. Their upbringing provided opportunity for Sam to be intelligent and strong and capable but in Skye it enabled laziness and self-entitlement and dependency. I said about her in another comment that she chooses to be “a poor oppressed female blaming the world and assigning all responsibility and control of herself, her children, and everything else to something/someone else”.
And that description fits a shit-ton of lefty sheeple, they just want to be taken care of and be able to have a vague belief that they are correct and inclusive and open-minded and a good steward of Mother Gaia. Not active manipulators themselves but subject to them, useful idiots to the true leftist abusers.
She and a lot of others like her might be lost. It might take a generation or more to filter out by attrition the poison they absorbed. But maybe their children -Skye’s children- will reverse the destructive course and help save America.
Oh, poor, pitiful Skye! She regurgitates the liberal message she’s been spoon-fed by the media in the proper teary way and Sam viciously responds with facts when she was supposed to immediately agree.
Now let’s all go outside, and heave.
Dayum – that was supposed to be Group hug.
Have to wonder if that was a typo or something more sinister.
Nice one, Gape.
Hugging Skye may get one covered in goup.
We could stat a movement.
I’m going to have one now. Stat.
The “joy” of projection… it’s all everyone else’s fault and they should be ashamed of themselves… I call it the dark mirror.
Zed, I’d say the photon torpedoes are locked and loaded. I expect you to have mucho fun tonight consoling your betrothed.
“Illogical” said Skye.
What would be the polar opposite of a poor oppressed female blaming the world and assigning all responsibility and control of herself, her children, and everything else to something/someone else? How about this?
And I agree with every word she says. It’s Trump’s call, and I can see his business logic for that person in that position. But she’s still dead right.
What was that they’ve been saying about Trump’s misogyny and oppression/bullying of women? How he would surround himself with OWG yes-men and sychophants? I guess along with no capacity for logic, reason, and responsibility there is none to understand irony either.
Ali MacGraw & Ryan O’Neal got nothing on Sam & Zed.
always having to say you’re sorry”
First 2 name all the kids in Dbd gets sent some goodies.I’m damned if I can remember them all and I want to get them in some scenes soon.
-old man Chris
Now you have opened yourself up to having to Read several hundred comments. Condolences.
You mean comments like,
“Damn son, you can’t remember your own kids’ names, the fruit of your loins?”
Well, drawing hand, but almost the same thing…those characters are pretty real, and more than just caricatures to some…eh, KenH?
Mari and Kiko aka Catherine and Caroline, Javier and Carmen, Hugo and Eva. Naomi and ‘Toly’s son not sure
Good Job! I have not resorted to trolling, as I do Not want to upset Chris.
But, I was baiting to see what bites. Skye can have given her children great smarts.
My daughters 3 are brilliant and proven. Husband? Well I did Not shoot him, but he is long gone.
Need the son’s name…!almost there…is it Nikolai?
Pamela is still a goddess….she has almost all of them..
YES it is Nikolai…Nov 23, 2015 is that strip with his name.
I have no responsibility or control or say-so over this whatsoever, but I’m calling this one for Pamela…you okay with that Grunt?
HAHAHA yes indeed Pamela rules…
I couldn’t remember Damon and Jan’s daughter or the ACTUAL names of Sam and Zed’s
All Hail Queen Pamela, DBD Jeopardy Champ.
Yes it is Nikolai. November 20, 2015
U get the goods,pam
Gentlemen I thank ye kindly
Seriously, Sam. Not healthy.
Leftist media is hanging one;
They’ve known there was no gun, that the dude was a Somali, and that he’s been dead for a while now. “Updated Live” it says, but what does that headline still say? Wonder why that would be?
Also, I think this is an excellent decision, Art…
Decide to renege on your sworn duty and substitute your own twisted preferences for those of the thousands of citizens who trusted you to do your fooking job? Yes, resign or be criminally charged, or hanged. What? we don’t do that for high treason?
What a limp dick weenie scuze bucket….
Maybe he needs some encouragement to do his sworn duty. Should be easy considering it’s Texas and all
That sure looks convincing, but I’m pretty sure this particular scuze bucket is already dickless. 😉
So much makes no much sense.
Welcome to the club.
I have never been sorry for love. Only for the lack of it.