We’ll Take a Pass.


  • March 10, 2021 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Go Kiko Go!

    Sam, it is the dual facts that she was first AND has the red hair.

    You want reflective wisdom, ask Mari.

    You want “In Case of War, Break Glass,”call for Kiko. Note that she willing went for “range time” with Zed when Sam was at her wit’s end over Kiko blinding Javier with science.

    Aunt Naomi would be proud, but there is much training left to accomplish.

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:14 am

    break out the M134s….

    • March 10, 2021 at 4:47 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Dang! my very thought!!

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:14 am

    I like that kid…she shares many attributes with her Mama.

    And I don’t just mean the breast crevasse, but yeah that’s awesome too.

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:18 am
    John M.

    Warrior Maiden? Valkyrie? (I’m thinking of both of them, Kiko was just the first to commit herself)

    • March 10, 2021 at 1:39 am

      Shield Maiden…

    • March 10, 2021 at 4:24 am
      Too Tall

      Warrior Princess riding into battle in the VAG?

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:32 am

    “…revoked embassy status…”

    How is it that a tin-pot dictator can arbitrarily rescind sovereign nation status when that is precisely what is designed and intended to prevent?

    That does not bode well for a peaceful Civil Separation of the CRA and attempts to impose it will necessitate alternate methods and means,,,

    “Light them up” indeed!

    • March 12, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      Because any host nation of any embassy can revoke their status at any time.

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:41 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    I’m chuckling like an excited schoolboy. Out of the mouths of babes, “So light ’em up”, indeed!
    The apple didn’t fall far from that tree. Thank goodness!

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:44 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    Who needs full auto weapons when you have massed fire power?
    Does the DD have a flammenwerfer? If not, I’m sure Sam could whip one up out of parts around the barn.

    • March 10, 2021 at 12:56 am
      Too Tall Discounts available on bulk orders of more than two.

      I’m sure Javier could make “upgrades” to the TF-19 WASP Flamethrower Drone.

      I mean I’m sure that after the last cold snap and snow storm the DoubleD wants to upgrade their snow and ice removal capability.

      • March 10, 2021 at 2:07 am

        Didn’t Javier’s Javelon Corp. partner Elon, among his many obscure interests and enterprises, have a fire sale (as it were) on flamethrowers a while back?

        Say what you will about that boy, he has eclectic and electric talents, and weird as hell. I like that and I like him.

      • March 10, 2021 at 6:03 pm

        My mistake…it’s (not) a flamethrower…

        And it’s pre-Javelon…an hilarious product of another of Elon’s incredible game-changing tech/engineering plays, the Boring Company tunnel builder built and sold 20,000 of them for $500 a pop in 100 hours. Now they’re on ebay for $7500.

        Always invest with Musk, even -or especially- when it’s insane.

      • March 10, 2021 at 4:24 am

        I like it Too Tall. Sure could start a charcoal fire right up.

    • March 10, 2021 at 1:42 am

      Or her turkey frier.

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:53 am

    Sam is an engineer. They sometimes get lost in the sophistication of what they are designing/building. I this particular case, brutal, simplistic violence is called for.
    Kind of what us mechanical/whatever types tend to throw together out of whatever is available.

    • March 10, 2021 at 8:52 am

      **Throw the THIRD SWITCH!
      >>NO, No! Not the THIRD switch!
      **Throw it Damn you, THROW IT!!!
      **Let them be buried with all the other victims of Human greed and folly!

      Fougasse is much more effective. Basically a napalm shotgun in a 50-gallon barrel. GREAT for perimeter defense. Got used a lot in ‘Nam against VC night raids.

      Zar Belk!

      • March 10, 2021 at 9:19 am

        No. What you want, is what they had in SST2 , Hero of the Federation(?)…
        ‘Perimeter burn, Perimeter burn, Perimeter Burn!’

      • March 10, 2021 at 11:15 pm

        don’t forget the bee hive rounds…

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:53 am
    John M.

    Um… where is JO while all this is going on?

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:53 am

    Oh Dear. Jo-Jo the dog faced idget does not know what he has wrought.
    Revoke status of the Don’s embassy site. It will not end well for many in the Swamp.
    Don’t light them up, put them to sleep. Then transport to some where interesting.

    • March 10, 2021 at 9:59 am

      Pamela, maybe someplace like…northern Canada? It is an interesting place.

      • March 10, 2021 at 11:21 am

        Especially this time of year.

      • March 10, 2021 at 8:33 pm

        I was thinking one of the levels of HELL

    • March 10, 2021 at 10:28 pm
      John M.

      Not Jo-Jo the ancient pedophile, JO the shape-shifting metallic Goddess!

  • March 10, 2021 at 12:54 am
    Punta Gorda

    Decades ago… the neighbors kid turned out to be the one pissing through a knot hole in the fence onto my car. We found out when a trickle of urine ran down the wooden fence and made contact with a strip of aluminum angle bracket attached to a cattle fence charger. (Intended to determine the dogs, who up until that moment were carrying the blame)

    You wouldn’t believe the catterwalling. Fortunately….the charger is designed to let go after few seconds to allow livestock to move away from the fence. Kid took 2 hits of high voltage. (Not the brightest in the herd)

  • March 10, 2021 at 1:34 am
    Glass Doctor

    How come these comics never seem to lead anywhere?
    Its like something epic is always about to happen but never does.
    Are you trying to send a message with that?

    • March 10, 2021 at 10:15 am
      Auntie Venom

      Things happen, but usually off screen at the hands of Tabasco, or due to entanglement in barb wire. The pay off happens when Tucker has completed his paperwork, and through innuendo. We get to see that in all the snerking glory. You want Chris to render blood and guts?

      • March 10, 2021 at 10:17 am
        Auntie Venom

        By ‘at the hands of Tobasco’, I mean horns and hooves.

      • March 10, 2021 at 8:33 pm

        Clean up in the south pasture

    • March 10, 2021 at 4:29 pm

      @GD, you answered your own…because it’s a comic.

      Yes, we’ve gotten spoiled to the spooky prescience and instant reflections that magically appear at the hand of the creator, but…

      It’s a comic. A series of snapshots of the way things are and have been, and quite often of what is to come, but not as a one-dimensional serial.

      Here I can rail at the taking of my Republic, agitate and plan to create a new one from the spoils, and admire and maybe lust for some luscious imaginary but oh so real womanhood, sometimes on consecutive days. Oh, and I can interact way too much with the awesomest comment section characters anywhere on the worldwideweb.

      Why in the world would you want to mess with a formula like that?

  • March 10, 2021 at 1:44 am

    Maybe they should set up an African game farm on the southern parcel…have some lions, cheetahs, leapards, hyenas, and wild dogs wandering around along that electric fence. They could charge a fee to the “tourists” for safe passage in their camera safari vehicles. Just sayin’…

    • March 10, 2021 at 2:49 am
      Punta Gorda

      And Cape Buffalo to keep the felines well fed?

  • March 10, 2021 at 3:04 am

    Pedo Jo says it would be all “Neanderthal” (sic) to allow the unmasked to wander unless they were in gubbmint cages, buses or city schools. Thems the rules of the CDC [Center for Democreatic Conquest]. Would low trajectory turkeys provide an appropriate attitude corrective ?

    I am still surprised that they “divided the fleet”.

    • March 10, 2021 at 4:27 am
      Too Tall

      Maybe Zed is planning a Chancellorsville strategy? After all, they are definitely outnumbered.

    • March 10, 2021 at 9:35 am

      Why? This particular invasion(calling it what it is) was not anticipated or expected, although it should have been. Illegal entries are higher than they were Pre-Trump(6-8k a day I heard), with the Biden-Harris policy of open arms and welcome centers… With the revocation of Embasy status, it’s obvious that a convoy/caravan was diverted specifically to attack the Double D.

      Now, when Embassy status was revoked, is important, because if it was done before the attack, it’s suspicious. If afyer the attack began, it’s posibly an act of war against… Brazil or Argentina, i forget which country, which would require the Biden-Harris administration to pay BIG reparations for…

  • March 10, 2021 at 6:24 am
    Tom Stockton

    Ya know, we’ve not seen Tabasco in a while… just sayin’…

  • March 10, 2021 at 8:03 am

    Cue the Wagner…

  • March 10, 2021 at 8:07 am

    The girl has good common sense. Listen to her.

  • March 10, 2021 at 8:55 am

    Light them up Igor!

  • March 10, 2021 at 9:40 am

    Going back to the Dust off, it came to me. Enough vehicles to get everyone out, but what about certain essentials? Not talking about clothing, cash or a special mementos, but weapons and ammo. You DON’T want those falling i to the wrong hands…

    • March 10, 2021 at 11:29 am

      If the hordes (or the whores) come, whatever supplies I can’t burn up in their direction before they burn me, will NOT fall into enemy hands unless they bring along a pro safecracker…all those years in the pawn/gun biz resulted in several TL15 and TL30 jeweler’s safes retiring along with me to the detached garage/mancave to serve prep duty, so…

  • March 10, 2021 at 11:38 am

    Kiko kicks ass … she could do some serious KikkoMan in the ass to that geriatric soy boy Xiden.

  • March 10, 2021 at 1:32 pm

    Because “light ‘em up” is the right response? Structure burning, property being overrun. There’s really no such thing as an over-response in this condition.

    BTW, this rendering of Sam is gorgeous.

  • March 10, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    Damn it man…this nyt piece calls out the chicom takeover of hong kong and taiwan but inadvertently presents a microcosm of what is happening right here right now…

    The part about giving up and giving in is the most troubling and I fear accurate as it pertains to us right now.

  • March 10, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    In Japanese, a ”ko” is very often added at the end of female names, meaning approximately ”little”. If you see a name ending in -ko, it is almost always of the fairer sex. FYI.

  • March 10, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Kiko has it right.

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  • March 10, 2021 at 6:16 pm
    Punta Gorda
  • March 10, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    don’t forget the bee hive rounds…

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