The Big Suck.


  • January 18, 2016 at 9:19 pm
    Ed Woods

    He could call their goats if they don’t mind losing a few.

  • January 18, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Which group, Children, Liberal Progressives, Young Middle Eastern Men, does the following best describe:

    – Throws temper tantrum when they don’t get their way.
    – Has no respect for others.
    – Has no self control.

    Okay, trick question it describes them all.

  • January 18, 2016 at 9:35 pm
    Grunt GI

    Justin Bieber, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, aw hell take ‘me all.

  • January 18, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    I’d throw in Piers Morgan. But they’d probably throw him back.

    clear ether


    • January 18, 2016 at 9:50 pm
      Grunt GI

      Hmmmm. Good point. Also Chris Matthews and Rachael Maddow.

    • January 18, 2016 at 9:58 pm

      Give them Hillary

      • January 18, 2016 at 10:42 pm

        They DEFINITELY want THAT face covered, first…

    • January 19, 2016 at 2:03 am

      Not ours to send. He’s currently back third-fiddle co-hosting a UK show called Good Morning Britain (but not everyday).

    • January 19, 2016 at 2:08 am

      Piers Morgan? Isn’t there something in Islamic law about “no unclean animals”?

  • January 18, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    “Obama is paying jizya!”

    No, we are.

    “…the money or tribute that conquered NON-muslims pay to their Islamic overlords with submission to safeguard their existence…”

    Well, if they’re taking Biebs…

  • January 18, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Not that I’d mind seeing the little bieber twerp gone, but CAN Lil’ King Putt actually give away Canadians?

    • January 18, 2016 at 11:14 pm

      We Canadians don’t mind… go ahead and ship the Bieb!!

      • January 19, 2016 at 2:30 am

        That’s…interesting. Not that you are at all unwelcome, but may I ask why you read a daily cartoon strip focused on American politics and culture? Do you get anything more out of it than just the wit and art?

      • January 19, 2016 at 8:27 am

        When Robert A. Heinlein finished his last major non-fiction work, Expanded Universe, in 1980, he specified in his contract that it was not to be published or sold outside the United States and Canada. As Spider Robinson, the executor of RAH’s literary estate, put it, “It makes sense; the two countries are Siamese twins”.

        Not only do we share a continent, we have more in common with each other than probably any other pair of sovereign nations on Earth. And both of us owe more to Great Britain than a lot of people (notably on the political left) will ever admit.

        The United States of America, The Dominion of Canada, and The United Kingdom of Great Britain (with or without Northern Ireland) are looking very like the last bastions of actual civilization on the planet. Whether due to their shared culture and languages, their shared history, or because while the three may have their domestic “spats” but when you pick on one you find yourself fighting all three is beside the point.

        I personally think the same holds true for Australia and New Zealand, but they’re a hemisphere away. Canada is next door and the UK is just across the street.

        We live together. We need each other. And believe it or not, we generally get along.

        Few other groups of nation-states in history have ever been able to make any of those statements with a straight face.



      • January 19, 2016 at 9:43 am

        “The United States of America, The Dominion of Canada, and The United Kingdom of Great Britain (with or without Northern Ireland) are looking very like the last bastions of actual civilization on the planet.”

        Not that we’re not all three doing our best to kill our civilizations; I used to think the others, most notably TPWGBUTB but also Socialist Canuckistan, were quite a bit further along that road to destruction that the U.S., but “we” have been hurrying our asses of to catch up.

        So what next after all of “civilization” is gone? If RAH were still alive he’d have a field day with the sequel, but I’m sure he’d be weeping the whole time.

      • January 19, 2016 at 10:02 am

        With the North American Union being sewed up by we all know who, why wouldn’t a Canadian be interested in whats happening with politics in the US?

      • January 19, 2016 at 12:35 pm

        Maybe our northern cousins read this strip for the same reasons that their southern cousins read Small Dead Animals. Both are seeking a ray of sanity in this insane, librul world.

      • January 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

        Thanks for the tip about S.D.A. – it looks like someone I’ll be taking a closer look at, at least a couple times a week.
        …and I just did a cage-fight with a guy from Lethbridge last month (here in Montana, we have fighters crossing the border both ways a lot) – he’s a solid fighter, an over-all level-headed kid, and now a friend of mine.

      • January 19, 2016 at 5:53 pm

        That’s what I was wondering, but I’d expect it would be hard to keep up with.

  • January 18, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Is jizya the same as jizm?
    Something has to go with getting screwed with a CAPITAL F.

    • January 19, 2016 at 2:15 am

      I expect you actually already know this, but for the sake of anyone else looking in the comments who doesn’t: Jizya is the tax non-muslims must pay to stay alive in muslim countries. They go to the revenue office and are “symbolically beaten” with a few humiliating slaps to confirm that they are in fact “defeated” and “submissive” to the muslim state before the money is handed over…

      …HEY wait a minute!:×480.jpg

      • January 19, 2016 at 10:08 am

        So it’s like a symbolic facial. Obama is volunteering the USA for this facial and we’re being forced to pay for it. And where is the public outrage? BDSM politics I guess has become the norm for us?

      • January 19, 2016 at 7:50 pm


        I know what the definition is for both spellings.
        This reminds me of the Porno films from the 1970s where every female ended up or up ended with really sticky stuff all over their persons.

        We are getting screwed any which way and he is laughing all the way to the bank.

  • January 18, 2016 at 11:42 pm
    Spin Drift

    When do We the People stop taking it up the Khyber Pass? As a long game player does the impeachment of the none begat a “cause celebre” of electing hair plugs? No cankles but a easily mold-able blithering idiot as pResident. Is this a good thing? Will the cheese eating surrender monkey rinos running congress finally grow a pair?

    Molon Labe
    War Damn Eagle
    Hold Fast

    • January 19, 2016 at 12:00 am

      The entropy of the universe will happen first, Spin.

    • January 19, 2016 at 7:10 am
      Immanuel Goldstein

      Not a good idea. It would take too long to be effective, and embroil the country in an unnecessary controversy in the middle of an election year. Just be patient, count down the days to Cruz’s inauguration, and vote out of office every Democrat running in every race from the national to local level. The humiliations that we are suffering at the hands of this criminal administration will make their crack up at the polls more satisfying in the end.

    • January 19, 2016 at 9:07 am
      Otto Didact

      The None has LESS chance of being impeashed than I do – and I’m not ( and never have been) in public office!

  • January 19, 2016 at 12:56 am

    **IF** the Iranians took the dhimmicrap & GOPe politicos, the Follyweird freaks & Les Corps pour L’illusoire Presstituées Folles Soumises, the $140 bn would be worth it as this would put a big percentage of our enemies inside a relatively small target area suitable for saturation bombing. “What a wonderful world it would be!” Hell, another $50 bn to take all the illegal alien parasites would be well spent, as well.

    And another $100 bn if they take all the illegal aliens as well.

    • January 19, 2016 at 9:00 am
      Otto Didact

      Please translate that French phrase. Google translate refuses to return anything but gibberish. I think you’re saying the whores in the LSM but I’m not sure.

      Did give me an idea for something to call the LSM – “Press”-titutes. (Presstitutes)
      Except that a real whore will spread her legs for anybody who pays their price. The LSM “do it” for left wing pols gratis.

  • January 19, 2016 at 1:18 am

    “And another $100 bn if they take all the illegal aliens as well.”

    Including the ones currently infesting the WH.

  • January 19, 2016 at 2:52 am

    What are a few common terms for male ejaculate? To cut to the chase, jizz is one. Now where did that come from? “We’re going to jizya”. I found this interesting article, and linked it at mine, we’re already paying jizya.

    • January 19, 2016 at 8:32 am
      Otto Didact

      Creator God’s opinion of welfare: “if anyone is not willing to work, neither let him eat.” (2 Thesalonians 3:10) Taking care of widows and orphans is proper – of course these days there are MANY more opportunities for a widow tobe gainfully employed. From What i can see, adults who sit around on their fat asses (have you seen the photos of those Somali women who tried to force a food bank to stock halal foods?) are not supposed to be given any aid.

      • January 19, 2016 at 1:48 pm

        I’m all for that. I saw a thing about the sheetheads throwing food away because it wasn’t “halal”. Fine. Fucking starve.

  • January 19, 2016 at 6:46 am
    Bill G

    Islam – always ready to buy and sell human beings.

  • January 19, 2016 at 11:44 am

    We Canucks tend to pay attention to international news, and that includes the American news simply because we are INUNDATED with it.
    As for DBD, remember that it started out mostly as a comment on the generation gap in the workplace and then slid into the political forum.
    And I admit that there are a few local references that I don’t get but I compensate for that by paying more attention to the wonderful art work.

    • January 19, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      “And I admit that there are a few local references that I don’t get but I compensate for that by paying more attention to the wonderful art work.”
      Young lad does have a talent, doesn’t he?

    • January 19, 2016 at 5:54 pm

      If there’s a colloquialism you don’t get, please feel free to ask here.

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