Oh-oh, is Jo nearby, or is this Jo impersonating Mari? Hopefully, it is either way.
Show them your “Lettle Friend”.
Or perhaps she is carrying something in a caliber that starts with a 4.
Fire the first rounds into their groins. If Mari fails to account for muzzle climb subsequent rounds will hit center mass.
100% instantaneous mobility kill, stopping their advance, and Darwin Awards for each as participation prizes.
Without advanced life support they will bleed out in about 30 minutes.
.45 cal. Castration, followed by a shot to the right to destroy the femoral artery. Bleed out in less than 5 minutes without immediate intervention. Slower and painful would be a gut shot.
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Oh-oh, is Jo nearby, or is this Jo impersonating Mari? Hopefully, it is either way.
Show them your “Lettle Friend”.
Or perhaps she is carrying something in a caliber that starts with a 4.
Fire the first rounds into their groins. If Mari fails to account for muzzle climb subsequent rounds will hit center mass.
100% instantaneous mobility kill, stopping their advance, and Darwin Awards for each as participation prizes.
Without advanced life support they will bleed out in about 30 minutes.
.45 cal. Castration, followed by a shot to the right to destroy the femoral artery. Bleed out in less than 5 minutes without immediate intervention. Slower and painful would be a gut shot.