On The Road.


  • November 23, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Er… what happened to Vasily?

  • November 23, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Excuse me, Dimitri?

    • November 23, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      The crazy jealous russkie chopper pilot? Anatoly. Eyes in the skies.

  • November 23, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    More than allies between Zed and Naomi; not many you’d let have your back 100%. Red Beard too, or he wouldn’t be there.

    He can dream on, but he doesn’t have the death wish to go double-double on two trained killers, a den full of Mama Grizzlies, and a crazy jealous russkie chopper pilot in the middle of nowhere…. hands off that smoked (smokin’) breast meat.

  • November 23, 2016 at 9:36 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    He only dreams the same as all us male DBD readers, but dare not act on.

    • November 23, 2016 at 11:11 pm

      Travis~ You don’t go poaching at work. That creates really bad karma.
      You need to get a Lady friend for regular companionship. And getting laid.

      • November 24, 2016 at 8:21 am

        Ooooh, good idea. Introduce another gorgeous woman to the DDQ! Maybe another redhead, who is conservative and likes to go around with very little clothing on (or none!).
        Pamela, are you up for the job?

      • November 24, 2016 at 9:52 am


        Would Travis be up for the job is more the question.
        I am always properly dressed for the work at hand.
        I have my own concrete boots in the garage and always wear an apron when cooking bacon.

      • November 24, 2016 at 11:31 am
        Old Codger

        “You don’t go poaching at work.”

        Or as a wise man I worked with in my first civilian job after the USAF?
        “Never take a dip in the secretarial pool.”

        The fact that everything worked out OK for Zed, Sam, Jan and Damian is the exception that proves the rule.

  • November 23, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Acting on is crossing the line.

  • November 23, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Chris, JTC, Pamela, Delilah, and NotYet.. I hope you and your families enjoy a very happy Thanksgiving.

    • November 23, 2016 at 11:02 pm

      You also Qzy. Pies are made and next is the cranberry sauce, cornbread for dressing and roasting the yams and sweet potatoes.
      Everyone be safe and blessed.

      • November 24, 2016 at 8:22 am

        *looks at my keyboard*
        (How did you get a ‘Q’ in there?)

      • November 24, 2016 at 9:59 am

        Typing too fast. Oops

    • November 24, 2016 at 1:04 am

      Same to you and Pamela and everyone.
      Happy Thanksgiving!

      • November 24, 2016 at 2:37 pm

        Family, Great Friends and Good food, best any day of the week

  • November 23, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Rudyard Kipling knew, what Travis apparently doesn’t know, about *The Female of the Species*…

  • November 23, 2016 at 10:16 pm
    Spin Drift

    Double hand bra and didn’t lose a limb, definitely a dream.

    Happy T-day to all my fellow DBDers.

    Pass the breast meat and the pumpkin pie.

    • November 23, 2016 at 10:52 pm

      Just checking out where the hide-out is. Maybe plural hide-outs. Whatever caliber…38’s-40’s. I can tell by feel too.
      Happy Thanks Giving Y’all !

  • November 23, 2016 at 10:26 pm
    Grunt GI

    Happy Thanksgiving fellow deplorables and appreciators of fine breast meat.

    Be safe and stay thirsty.

  • November 23, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    Thanksgiving is a day to celebrate bounty. DBD has plenty to celebrate, as do most of my southern neighbours. SO have a great Thanksgiving you lot.

  • November 23, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Better get a woman in the strip for poor Red Beard. All that gorgeocity around married. Only thing running free is Skype. But she ain’t really free.

    • November 23, 2016 at 11:12 pm

      Price is way to high on her

      • November 24, 2016 at 7:41 am
        Bill G

        A very low initial price, but the upkeep is way too much.

  • November 23, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    A Happy Thanksgiving to all, especially our gracious host.



  • November 23, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Kids and grandbabies all at Nana and Papa’s house for Thanksgiving. Family, food, fun, a whole basketful of deplorables here at DBD…and HRC will not be president.

    Won’t be easy going forward (has it ever been?), but I for one have a great deal to be thankful to God for. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

  • November 24, 2016 at 1:24 am

    Israeli, the other white meat? Travis would be on very dangerous ground….

    • November 24, 2016 at 8:23 am

      He would be *under* that ground!

  • November 24, 2016 at 1:30 am

    A dream that we all might have. *AHEM*

  • November 24, 2016 at 1:37 am
    Ed Woods

    A good example of the rule, “Thou shalt not dip thy quill in the company ink.”

  • November 24, 2016 at 1:46 am
    Bill M

    This is a Thanksgiving we can truly give thanks for. Have a wonderful holiday, don’t eat too much, enjoy your family time, and thank those who stand ready in far away places to make sure we have many more to come.

    • November 24, 2016 at 3:16 am


    • November 24, 2016 at 10:13 am

      Hear, hear.

  • November 24, 2016 at 2:01 am

    Yeah,breast meat,hahaha,Happy Thanksgiving Chris ,and all DBD’ers.
    Christmas came early this year! Let’s hope it’s a new beginning for America!

  • November 24, 2016 at 7:43 am
    Bill G

    Anything but a dream and he’d have been smoked. And he knows it, but the subconscious does what it wants to.
    Happy Thanksgiving, to all.

  • November 24, 2016 at 8:24 am

    And Happy Thanksgiving to all y’all!
    Thanks for what you do, Chris!

  • November 24, 2016 at 8:36 am

    We have much to be thankful for this day, especially the Mark-12 warhead we dodged two weeks ago. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Chris, and all the DD readers.

    Zar Belk!

  • November 24, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Canadian Thanksgiving is the second week of October. Celebrating bounty and practicing gratitude for our many gifts comes earlier in the Great White North because of the great white. It isn’t a fun celebrating in the snow…

    Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!!

  • November 24, 2016 at 9:11 am
    S Hooks

    Best wishes to everyone for a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hope you have a truly enjoyable day of fellowship with family and friends!

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    • November 24, 2016 at 3:38 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Rush Limbaugh talked about the same thing on his show yesterday (Wednesday). Over 300 years to prove socialism/communism wrong and free market capitalism right, and still the statist elitist fools continue to insist that “a tweak here, a minor change there, a New Law putting Us in charge, AND WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!!”

  • November 24, 2016 at 11:00 am

    Happy Thanksgiving you cornucopia of Deplorables. 🙂

  • November 24, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Hey Old Country Boy, while Washington State as a collective may be seen as that special kind of stoopid, going 2 to 1 for HRC, where I live went 2 to 1 for Trump.
    It’s really 3 counties that make us look bad. The big news this election was that there were red counties west of the cascades, things may be achange’n.

    • November 24, 2016 at 12:20 pm

      That 2 mil. popular votes that the Hilamonster is up on Trump now is
      probably comprised of illegal, and dead voters.

      Happy Thanksgiving (the best) to all!

  • November 24, 2016 at 11:48 am

    Darn! I was hoping for Thanksgiving slap and tickle…sigh!

  • November 24, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Travis needs to keep his dreams, wet and otherwise. Under wraps.

    Oh, and. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  • November 24, 2016 at 12:53 pm
    Nom dePlume

    I’ve taken a small position in the Los Angeles Smoke Industries and also in the Bi-Coastal Mirrors R Us chain. The Democrats are going to make me a wealthy man don’t you think? Again, Happy Thanksgiving to all.

  • November 24, 2016 at 3:48 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    The wife and I went on 2 week vacation beginning of November to visit my mother down in Arid-zona (for 86 yo, she’s doing great). So it’s only today that I finished cleaning off the table and sorting through the piled up mail, and came to your envelope. Thank you. I love it all.
    Knowing what was in it, I took it into another room to open it. I love my wife dearly, but she has become somewhat of a church-y prude, so I keep DBD away from her eyes. Too bad.
    I especially enjoyed the two menus, the DBD ladies and the political. (Bernie Po-Boy, Old dry shrimp out of its shell…..)

    Can’t wait to see what’s offered next year. I’m putting my pennies aside in anticipation.

    Again, thanks.

  • November 24, 2016 at 3:52 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Good food, good family, good friends, good conversation.
    Eat yourself into a triptophan coma.

  • November 24, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    And Thank God for President Donald J Trump.

    God helped the American people choose correctly.

    Don’t mess it up.

  • November 24, 2016 at 5:38 pm
    don in ak

    Happy Thanksgiving to my DBD friends and favorite artist, Chris.

  • November 24, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    That’s epic, Chris, thanks a mil. Happy Thanksgiving!

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