Day By Day


  • JTC

    Uh oh.

    Immovable force meets irresistible object, to scramble a phrase.

    Who (or what) wins?

  • JackDeth 72

    Beta had better be sitting and on his best behavior once Sam opens the door.

  • epilitimus

    It doesn’t feel remorse, pity, or pain, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you feed it.

    • Ozymandius

      Sounds a lot like my cat.

    • Interventor


  • WayneM

    Has Javier “improved” one of the “dogs” again? lol

  • Oh dear, what from here?

  • Bill G


  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Oh, I think that Sam will definitely “get it” when she opens the door.
    Stay tuned, boys and girls, for tomorrow’s exciting episode of “Sam versus the terminator”.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Oops. Make that “Sam versus the Halloween terminator”.

    • MasterDiver

      Then “Javier attempts to reassemble the Holloween Terminator, but seems to be missing some parts.”

      Zar Belk!

      • JackDeth 72

        And Beta’s reassembly instructions are courtesy of IKEA.

        Ensuring that you will have an Allen Wrench and parts left over once the task is accomplished.

        • Kafiroon

          That. And after assembling many Ikea “projects”, (popular in Israel) not the right instructions and missing parts.

          Sam>Beta=Beta-parts+happy Sam

  • Browncoat

    This will be interesting. At least the Shiner should be safe, Javier being under 21 and all.
    Well played Chris.

  • MAJ Arkay

    Hmm, Javier and Mari, someday in the future, just might be the inventors of Der Terminator…

  • GruntGI

    I wonder, if in true Terminator fashion, it will say to Sam,–

    “Your clothes..give them to me….NOW!”

    That would be an awesome toon.

    • JTC

      Dude, he’s there looking for candy not…oh, wait. 🙂

      • JTC

        Yeah it ain’t the clothes he wants but the “candy”.

        What, too weird? I would direct your attention to the extensive list of non-genders discussed recently. I’ll take a metallic “dawg” cross-species hook-up any day.

    • Pamela

      He might be able to find a bra to fit from Lane Bryant though I’m not sure what type of panties he would wear. Hmm maybe Commando will be more Terminators style.

      • Grunt GI

        Ha Commando is one of my favorite movies evah. So many good lines.

        • John

          I let him go.

        • The 300

          “I let him go.”

  • Pamela

    The Witch is dead…

  • I see something along the lines of the opening scene from Tomb Raider. Lara Croft blasting the crap out of the robot.

    Fun to watch.

  • Shonkin

    Hey, they’re on a ranch way to Heck out in the middle of West Texas. Where are they going to find neighbors close enough to play trick or treat?
    (I grew up on a ranch. Not in West Texas, but in Northern California, back 60 years ago, when there were ranches there. Trick or treat? Not really.)

    • RegT

      There were still a good number of large ranches in Siskiyou County, some were several thousand acres and even bigger, when I lived there (eight years, working for CHP), between ’87 and ’95. Limousin and Angus were the most common.

      The Japs had a fairly big ranch where they raised Wagyu, a little south of Weed, IIRC.