Americans, Children, Family, Friends Comments JTC Nov 02 2017 at 12:22 am Uh oh. Immovable force meets irresistible object, to scramble a phrase. Who (or what) wins? JackDeth 72 Nov 02 2017 at 12:46 am Beta had better be sitting and on his best behavior once Sam opens the door. epilitimus Nov 02 2017 at 1:03 am It doesn’t feel remorse, pity, or pain, and it absolutely will not stop. Until you feed it. Ozymandius Nov 02 2017 at 9:01 pm Sounds a lot like my cat. Interventor Nov 02 2017 at 9:29 pm Hillary? WayneM Nov 02 2017 at 1:59 am Has Javier “improved” one of the “dogs” again? lol cmblake6 Nov 02 2017 at 3:25 am Oh dear, what from here? Bill G Nov 02 2017 at 5:43 am Ruh-roh! Deplorable B Woodman Nov 02 2017 at 6:53 am Oh, I think that Sam will definitely “get it” when she opens the door. Stay tuned, boys and girls, for tomorrow’s exciting episode of “Sam versus the terminator”. Deplorable B Woodman Nov 02 2017 at 6:55 am Oops. Make that “Sam versus the Halloween terminator”. MasterDiver Nov 02 2017 at 7:37 am Then “Javier attempts to reassemble the Holloween Terminator, but seems to be missing some parts.” Zar Belk! JackDeth 72 Nov 02 2017 at 1:14 pm And Beta’s reassembly instructions are courtesy of IKEA. Ensuring that you will have an Allen Wrench and parts left over once the task is accomplished. Kafiroon Nov 02 2017 at 2:27 pm That. And after assembling many Ikea “projects”, (popular in Israel) not the right instructions and missing parts. Engineer=Sam Sam>Beta=Beta-parts+happy Sam Browncoat Nov 02 2017 at 7:18 am This will be interesting. At least the Shiner should be safe, Javier being under 21 and all. Well played Chris. MAJ Arkay Nov 02 2017 at 7:34 am Hmm, Javier and Mari, someday in the future, just might be the inventors of Der Terminator… GruntGI Nov 02 2017 at 12:25 pm I wonder, if in true Terminator fashion, it will say to Sam,– “Your clothes..give them to me….NOW!” That would be an awesome toon. JTC Nov 02 2017 at 12:40 pm Dude, he’s there looking for candy not…oh, wait. 🙂 JTC Nov 02 2017 at 7:13 pm Yeah it ain’t the clothes he wants but the “candy”. What, too weird? I would direct your attention to the extensive list of non-genders discussed recently. I’ll take a metallic “dawg” cross-species hook-up any day. Pamela Nov 02 2017 at 1:21 pm He might be able to find a bra to fit from Lane Bryant though I’m not sure what type of panties he would wear. Hmm maybe Commando will be more Terminators style. Grunt GI Nov 02 2017 at 2:07 pm Ha Commando is one of my favorite movies evah. So many good lines. John Nov 02 2017 at 2:14 pm I let him go. The 300 Nov 02 2017 at 11:01 pm “I let him go.” Pamela Nov 02 2017 at 1:18 pm The Witch is dead… Grumps Nov 02 2017 at 5:05 pm I see something along the lines of the opening scene from Tomb Raider. Lara Croft blasting the crap out of the robot. Fun to watch. Shonkin Nov 02 2017 at 11:51 pm Hey, they’re on a ranch way to Heck out in the middle of West Texas. Where are they going to find neighbors close enough to play trick or treat? (I grew up on a ranch. Not in West Texas, but in Northern California, back 60 years ago, when there were ranches there. Trick or treat? Not really.) RegT Nov 04 2017 at 2:22 am There were still a good number of large ranches in Siskiyou County, some were several thousand acres and even bigger, when I lived there (eight years, working for CHP), between ’87 and ’95. Limousin and Angus were the most common. The Japs had a fairly big ranch where they raised Wagyu, a little south of Weed, IIRC.