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  • February 8, 2018 at 12:29 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    The Terminator!
    At least this one is defensive instead of offensive…..I think.
    Where’s John Conners for the comedy relief?

    • February 8, 2018 at 12:50 am

      Mommy kept him home because she caught him engaging in inappropriate activities with Cameron Phillips.

  • February 8, 2018 at 1:35 am

    Well done. Thank you, young genius.

  • February 8, 2018 at 1:42 am
    Alex J

    Classic Vintage Trope!

    R2000 will be back after these commercial messages.

  • February 8, 2018 at 1:44 am

    R200 must have traveled freight. R200 is too heavy for baggage and he couldn’t use a seat as getting past the metal detectors would be a problem. Unless he was considered a diplomatic pouch, or some such. R200 is the excellent Deaux ex machina we all need.

  • February 8, 2018 at 1:51 am

    Such a fun story arc… Thanks, Chris!

  • February 8, 2018 at 2:09 am
    JackDeth 72

    When does Robert Patrick and the “Liquid Titanium” T~1000 show up?

    Asking for a friend, Chris.

    • February 8, 2018 at 6:38 am

      I’m expecting the cute, lethal blonde in red leather when Javier hits puberty. Note that by then “sexbots” will probably be so common and sophisticated that she won’t be that noticeable, in a manner of speaking.

      clear ether


      • February 8, 2018 at 9:40 am

        “Sexbot” and “not noticeable” is an oxymoron.

  • February 8, 2018 at 2:35 am

    Happiness is a warm, belt-fed weapon……….

  • February 8, 2018 at 3:12 am
    John T. Block

    As they were known on “BattleStar Galactica”, we got “Toasters” and “Skin-jobs”……

  • February 8, 2018 at 10:57 am
    Spin Drift

    Hasta la vista, baby! 2001 was on last night, scariest scene ever in a movie was the “briefing” where they validate the need for the cover story to keep the masses from freaking out until they were properly conditioned and prepared. And they all had to renew their loyalty oaths to the central gov’t like it was no big thing. Everybody was an academic elite, they got to know, everyone else got the cover story. And this is 1968. Who knew that SciFi was so prescient.

    Set phasers to kill, fire for effect…

  • February 8, 2018 at 11:33 am
    Unca Walt

    Outa fairness and with a nod to Javier, it oughta be the J-200

    • February 8, 2018 at 11:57 am

      I’m thinking that is a great idea

  • February 8, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    I still say Chris needs to design a clothing line. I want the jacket R200 is wearing.
    In a smaller size though and without whatever aftershave he’s wearing.

  • February 8, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    I’m assuming the AI programming in that thing is quite different than meatspace/meathead Ahnold.

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