Down on The Mat.
Wait for It.


  • May 14, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    You know why all the outrage. Trump is not Hillary, Hillary not Trump… that is all ye know in life, and all ye need to know.

  • May 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    A flamethrower would poll even BETTER….

  • May 14, 2017 at 10:53 pm
    Lonny Bridges

    “Sharks! Sharks with frickkin’ laser beams on their heads…..”

    • May 15, 2017 at 12:32 am

      We’ll call it the ‘Alan Parson’s Project’

  • May 14, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    How about attaching a laser to a mini gun?
    After evacuating the handful of worthies, of course.

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:51 am

      Mix in tracers, make yer own beam, no need for a laser. 🙂

  • May 14, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    Good one!

  • May 14, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Consistency has never been one of the Dems strengths… other than the consistent corruption, consistently venal, consistently amoral… you know…

  • May 14, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    Follow the Light.
    A novel approach to herding cats.

    • May 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

      And not so far away from “Go toward the light … to the light…”

  • May 14, 2017 at 11:53 pm
    Ray Van Dune

    There’s a laser pointer mounted on a 747 out in the boneyard in Arizona…

    • May 15, 2017 at 6:26 am

      I think they chopped that one up a year or two ago. I saw it in 2014 and it was already scheduled for scrapping.

  • May 15, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Basic instinct of cats and ‘crats. Kill.

    Yes they would like to kill Trump. Us too.

    Can’t do that, yet.

    Next best thing? Obstruct. Anything. Everything.

    There is no rhyme or reason DT, stop looking for one.

    Keep doing what you’re doing. Direct, distract, divert. While you get shit done point the laser at the Russians and they’ll pounce. Works every time.

  • May 15, 2017 at 12:26 am

    Thing is when cats are done chasing a laser pointer, they will eat, lick their butt, maybe hack up a hairball, hop on your lap wanting scritches and then fall asleep after they purr a whole lot. Congress on the other hand…
    It’s easier herding cats!

    • May 15, 2017 at 11:17 am

      That’s just their partial domestication kicking in. Same thing with ‘crats, they too lick, hack, scratch, and snooze. But the instinct remains to attack and kill.

      Fortunately they too are easily distracted, something Trump uses to great effect to make them chase his laser…look, squirrel! Or, loo, Russians!

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:02 pm
      Old Codger

      Hey! I herded my grandsons. Cats are easy compared to a 10 year old and a12 year old.

    • May 15, 2017 at 7:07 pm

      My late cat Pete chased a laser one time he stopped after 30 sec or so came over and swatted the pointer out of my hand. I was down low pointing at wall.

      after that he just ignored it.

  • May 15, 2017 at 12:35 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “CAN I use a laser pointer on Congress?”
    Only if it’s a Class 4 / Class IV mega watt eye burning, flesh melting laser.

    • May 15, 2017 at 12:42 am

      I quite like that one.

    • May 15, 2017 at 9:12 am

      That was my reaction, figure out what Megawatt you need and double it for safety.

      • May 15, 2017 at 2:44 pm

        In standard engineering practice, when dealing with man-rated systems, you treble the fudge factors rather than doubling them.

  • May 15, 2017 at 1:02 am
    • May 15, 2017 at 1:26 am

      That is so sad.

    • May 15, 2017 at 8:28 am


    • May 15, 2017 at 10:43 am

      Who knows what goes on in a diseased brain that could lead to such.

      But the method he chose is beyond ironic and very harmful to the cause he championed his whole life…the possibility of that being the twisted intent is something that will not be missed by the enemy.

  • May 15, 2017 at 1:04 am

    Just watched D’Souza’s “Hillary’s America” tonight for the first time. Reinforces my belief we barely dodged a large caliber round. Is Trump the Answer? Maybe not. But he seems willing to listen to reason, mostly. Hell, he was a DEMOCRAT what, ten min. ago? Don’t even call him a Conservative, he’s just a guy from Queens, who had to deal with crooked pols and the mob to build anything in NY. Think about THAT…..

    • May 15, 2017 at 1:19 am

      Excellent movie. We dodged that large caliber bullet, but they will not stop until we stop them.

  • May 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

    Mr. President. It matters not what you do. You are a threat to their existence and the existence of their rulers. Even if they did not, they would attack you because that is part of their agenda.
    I will force myself to read the Foreign Affairs article The Plot Against American Foreign Policy. subtitled Can the Liberal Order Survive.
    It concerns whether we are witnessing the demise of the U.S.-led liberal order. It bemoans that the US and Europe were supposed to protect the gains reaped from 70 years of cooperation.
    In sum, all that we see as gains in human liberty and culture, they see as destruction. What they see as advances in liberal democracy and the liberal order, almost all of us reading here see as anti-human, and evil.
    The author calls for the defense of the liberal international order as more in the US and abroad stand to lose from its destruction than those who will win.

    I see that it is the totally fake narrative and methods that enabled the US and NATO and Soros to start the violence flare up in the Middle East and in North Africa that has resulted in genocide and the invasion of Europe with the goal being genocide of Western Civilization. That is a goal some have had since the 7th century.

    We may have to look at that illiberal democracy some advocate, and see how it fits into the rights recognized by our rather successful Republic.

    The cats we are dealing with are genetically modified or diseased sabre tooth tigers backed by evil itself. Squads equipped with the proper laser pointers may be required if the enemy continues on its path. I much prefer victory without that, but that does not mean that it is off the table. The others will use any and all means necessary, as we will in response.

    I hate reading an article that I know that I must understand the nuances contained in it when the ideas that I have so far read for understanding the content are so repulsive. We live in different worlds standing right next to these others. They aim to rule you and subjugate the US as their tool leading the world they have been building under their control structure. They may even believe that they are doing good. That old for the better good concept.

    • May 15, 2017 at 6:24 am

      “…That is a goal some have had since the 7th century.”

      I think too many non-Muslims lose sight of the fact that Islam has called for our subjugation and consequent destruction for over a thousand years. There will be no peace with the “radical” Muslims until either all of us or all of them are dead. I suppose one “good” thing you can say about those Muslims is that they take their religion very seriously, and there is no mistaking where they stand on the subject.

      I try not to cast that blanket over every Muslim. My personal physician is a Muslim, and he has spent much time trying to treat all of my ailments. When I have an appointment with him, we also talk about many other things, such as our families and the state of our local NFL team (we are both season ticket holders)… What I’m trying to say is that there are many “Westernized” Muslims who deserve a fair shake, for they have become assimilated into OUR way of life. It’s the rest of them that must be dealt with — and harshly, because THEY know no other way of life.

      Tom Stockton

      • May 15, 2017 at 10:17 am

        Good point. When Hungary drove all Muslims out when they kicked out the Ottoman Turk Muslims, they let about 5% of the Muslims who wanted nothing to do with Islam, stay.
        A doctor at the hospital where my mother, an RN Head Nurse, worked was so amazed at how good she was that he came and visited with us and ate dinner with the family a number of times. I recall speaking with him many times. The doctor’s father was an ayatollah back in his country. The doctor eventually returned to his home. They can be human. But when it comes to thinking about Islam, they do just think differently. No Muslim that follows Sharia Law belongs in Western countries. Even if they are not following violent jihad, their presence follows hijrah emigration jihad conquest as the prophet did in the conquest of Medina.

      • May 15, 2017 at 11:08 am

        How good are they, how patient, how totally commited must they be to assimilate for years, generations even, waiting for the call to do the bidding of their law…cultural and political law, NOT religion. And look to Tom’s and even NYIAC’s introspection to see that good and decent people are always willing to give benfit of doubt and even absolution when that assimilation seems so real.

        But look to the final half of NYIAC’s comment -especially the last line- to see that even the longest and warmest of what to us are human bonds and brotherly love, and know that to them it is just a tool in following the teachings that only they may exist and any and all methods and deceptions are an encouraged and specified route to that ultimate end, and to their promised reward.

        Half or more of the doctors in this area -and the medical complex here is huge due to the retiree population- are Muslim. They are by all appearances good and decent and concerned people, many are my neighbors in my golf course neighborhood including three on my street. I wave to them, chat with them, even help them sometimes as neighbors do.

        But if and when the shit hits the fan, I know where their allegiance will lie, and that their whole existence in some ways is a ruse to gain trust and confidence, and I will not hesitate to take up arms against them. That is a right and an ability that is protected by our Constitution and our sitting President, and one that frustrates and stymies them and their enablers within our own culture and government…they desperately want that right and ability removed.

        We have been infiltrated to a very large extent, even to the degree that their law and culture is within spitting distance of political, legal, and even military control from within.

        Do not be fooled. Do not be complacent. Do not acquiesce. Do not go gently.

      • May 15, 2017 at 12:06 pm

        By personal communication to a relative dealing with some of the wealthiest people in the world back in the 1970’s, the Muslims were paying for and sending in the intelligent people to become doctors, lawyers, engineers and other professionals in order to present a good appearance to the USA and to infiltrate all aspects of US life. They stated that their intention was the conquest of the USA. they were taking the long term view. Obama seeded the USA with the warrior end of the Muslim population who follow Sharia Law. The Muslim Brotherhood had internal documents obtained in a legal serch that outlined their plans to conquer the USA written in the 1990’s. Hillary’s chief assistant has a mother who is a founding member of the Muslim Sisterhood., and is active on Muslim and Sharia issues including being the use of female genital mutilation for all women possible. Taqiyya, and by any means necessary, including homosexual sex or killing hundreds of millions of Muslims, is allowed as long as such activity extends Islam. Obama has extended Islam more than any man in centuries.

      • May 15, 2017 at 1:33 pm

        Coming To America…to access its education for an advanced degree…to enter its capitalist system for the wealth it provides…to buy a home, raise a family, make close acquaintances, assimilate for the camouflage and cover that apparent normalcy provides…to attack it and kill it when it’s “time”.

        Forget mini-bomb factories, online radicalization, and terrorist training camps…it is the “American” family as described above, that is the ultimate sleeper cell.

      • May 15, 2017 at 4:49 pm

        that is a good summation.

        Like a serial killer, they have all the appearance of niceness and normality. For example, Ted Bundy.

      • May 15, 2017 at 11:55 am

        Thomas Jefferson when in Europe negotiating with the Barbary States – Ottoman Regencies – Morocco, and other groups pirating ships of the fledgling United States found them most reasonable, conversant, intelligent and social when dealing with normal things in life. When it came to the piracy and slavery of United States flag vessels they became “unreasonable” and completely followed Sharia Law as their right and this activity was costing the United States twenty to thirty percent of the annual USA GDP at the time. Thomas Jefferson recommended to the President that the USA use force and go to war to stop them as it would cost about the same , but war should end the constant and unstopped attacks.
        When Thomas Jefferson became President he inherited the mess and went to war against the Muslims who were pirating USA shipping. He refused to pay the jizrah, the tax against non Muslims imposed by Muslims to let the non Muslims alone and under their temporary protection.

      • May 15, 2017 at 2:57 pm

        “There will be no peace with the “radical” Muslims until either all of us or all of them are dead.”
        I’m afraid that is not quite true.
        Islam is actually engineered to be a perpetually renewing murder cult. Even if all that was left in the world was Islam, mass murder would still be on the menu. Note that the vast majority of the “radical” Islamist’s victims are actually Muslim. If Islam has its way the only “Peace” will be the peace of the grave.

      • May 15, 2017 at 7:56 pm

        You are correct, sir. All of those other Muslims will be apostates that must be killed according to Sharia Law.

        Define “other.”

  • May 15, 2017 at 1:42 am
    Jack Deth72

    Airborne Chemical Laser inside its tricked out Boeing 767.

    Fry the Capitol Dome!

  • May 15, 2017 at 5:21 am

    It’d poll really well if it were “A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range…”

    • May 15, 2017 at 8:12 am

      “Just what you see on the shelf…”

  • May 15, 2017 at 5:52 am
    Bill G

    We might as well call Trump a laser; he’s got’em running in circles and chasing their tails by doing things they were clamoring for before he won.

  • May 15, 2017 at 6:38 am

    I’d prefer a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

    clear ether


  • May 15, 2017 at 8:16 am

    “I hear that extra-tight ultra-transparent yoga pants are trending…”

    Lulu lemon had to find something to do with their “error”, apparently just waiting for a change in fashion was enough. Should make for a nice windfall. 😉

  • May 15, 2017 at 9:18 am

    You can direct cats with a laser, but it has to keep moving… A laser is brilliant, Chris. You and Scott Adams of Dilbert are the absolute best of the bunch. But with you we still have full frontals from the girls.

  • May 15, 2017 at 9:49 am
    Spin Drift

    Actually the Big D is not a laser but a lightning rod. Look at how he attracts the vitriol of the left. They unmask themselves in the flash of the arc and are duly proud of the thunder clap but it lasts but an instant full of sound and fury signifying nothing.*

    Now to get down to business this week. The FBI Director pick, can’t be a nobody but it can’t be a somebody who has played on the national stage. Has to have experience in law enforcement and recognizing when a law has been broken and is willing to follow the evidence no matter where it leads. This is owed to The People. The choice has to have enough bandwidth to fully investigate multiple scandals simultaneously.

    I think that Trey Goudy would fit the bill but removing him from Congress may remove a staunch ally of conservatism from a body with the backbone of jello.

    Just my two cents.
    *Apologies to the Bard.

    • May 15, 2017 at 12:24 pm
      S Hooks

      Sorry, I simply don’t trust Trey Goudy. He has made a lot of “noise”, but with almost zero results.

      I would much prefer Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke. Her meets your criteria too, without the political baggage of Goudy.

      • May 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm
        Spin Drift

        Say it ain’t so Joe. Trey just pulled himself out of the running for FBI Director. I think he needs a little time at the DDQ to clear his head.

        War Damn Screaming Eagle

    • May 15, 2017 at 3:06 pm

      Any intelligent experienced person who has the respect of his peers will do.
      But the highest qualification is a willingness to take the Deep State to the mat rather than become part of it like the Former Director.

  • May 15, 2017 at 10:03 am

    Bannon looks too healthy.

  • May 15, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    If President Trump every gets a TV or Web broadcast going for anywhere fro 15 minutes, to an hour whenever he wants, every day, a few times a week, a few times a month, once a month, with all of the bells and whistles that put the networks, Glenn Beck, Ross Perot and others to shame, the President could have the Dhimmicrats and RINOcrats running like the most engrossed kitties every day, maybe all day. Have great researchers and the President can decide what information he believes the people need. The President could also put the information not used on line and available.
    Run those furry all over the place. Across the floor. Up the walls. Jumping everywhere. That would be much to the amusement of The Deplorables and other good Americans.

    • May 15, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      On the Comey matter, Mr President could have a clip repeating all of the Dhimmicrats demanding his firing. Then demanding that President Trump be investigated or impeached for firing Comey. Let it be available 24 hours/ 7/365. Let the Congress kitties jump and spin.

  • May 15, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Right now the misdirect is tapes, OMG TAPES! Watergate! Russians! IMPEACH!

    All based on a little tweet. Good one, DT! They make it so easy.

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