Day By Day


  • Merle

    Even that suit might not be enough……

    • MasterDiver

      HAZMAT Level-C? I’d go at least Level-B for McConnel; Level-A plus flash protection for Chucky or Nancy!

      Zar Belk!

    • cfm56dash7

      One word…. ‘waldos.’

  • Heh. As a former CDC ERC, I recommend BSL4. Too safe doesn’t exist.

    • JackDeth 72

      I’d opt for full blown, top of the line RACAL with a Scott Pack or other Self Contained Breathing Apparatus.

      This is one of those situations where plain old MOPP-4 just ain’t gonna cut it.

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        What President Trump has on isn’t close to MOPP 4. Where’s the gas mask?

  • Tom Z.

    Not just a pit, also a PITA.

  • Alaska Paul

    Need a body condom and plenty of hypochlorite solution.

  • JackDeth 72

    As Al Pacino’s Colonel Jack Slade from ‘Scent Of A Woman’ would say:

    “…. I’d take a flame thrower to this place!”


  • I can so totally see that as a minimum…

  • WayneM

    The swamp ain’t gonna drain itself…

    • Bunkerbuilder

      The stuff hidden under the swamp ooze by the critters that live there constantly emit “swamp Gases” that are flammable and toxic….

      Maybe Trump’s EPA Secretary can declare the District of Columbia a “Super Fund Site” AND a former Wet lands that needs to be ‘restored’ to its former lobbyist free condition….

  • Halley

    2018: the year of Deep State indictments. Hopefully including The Most Qualified Bimbo Eruptress To Ever Run For President. America will never be great again if The Coup is allowed to go unpunished, and PDT knows it.

    • Delilah T.

      Are you saying have them running scared? Fine by me!

  • Delilah T.

    Hazmat suit isn’t close to enough when dealing with these alien creatures. The infestation can overwhelm normal precautions. Best thing to use is a big spray bottle of 409, lots of paper towels, a gas mask and nuke protection suit, and keep at least 50 feet between self and the visitor. Spray before they arrive, and spray after they leave. Then repeat, and incinerate everything.

    No harm in using a MOAB, either. Sometimes, it’s the only way to be sure.

    • MasterDiver

      I’d go with Kimball Kinnison’s Inertron-armor Combat Suit!

      Zar Belk!

    • Bunkerbuilder

      Maybe a little Holy water spritz after the physical de-contamination and some multi-denominational prayers…. for the dead and dying swamp scum….

      Not to hate on natural swamps or their politician free eco-systems.

  • eon

    Ideally, you talk to them through a few inches of bullet-resistant acrylic, via an intercom. With cameras and recorders running.

    Even then, you won’t get the truth out of them.

    clear ether


  • NotYetInACamp

    Don’t Mitch, Paul, and other miscellaneous run of the mill Swamp People residents of the DC Swamp have to go through a several layered decontamination and sterilizing course in a special isolation room with a tunnel in order to get that close.
    It is supposed to last for several hours if needed, but they usually limit the President’s exposure to much less than that.
    It should work, especially when the President has the added measures in place.
    And it does not matter if the Swamp Creatures start acting normal for any extended periods of time. They are already infected. The Swamp Creatures need to be satisfied with being able to finally win, after decades of subservience and submittal to the Swamp Rulers, even when they had majorities that any American would have won with. Enjoy being heroes with President Trump you Swamp Creatures. It only lasts so long as you act as though you want America great and also vote accordingly. But politics is sometimes just that way.

  • Heinlein’s Starship Trooper suit.

    • JackDeth 72

      Take it a step higher to the Mobile Infanty’s “Marauder” Armed Exo Skeletons. Or the old “Mech Warrior” for Play Station.

    • Halley

      or at the other extreme, nekkidness was the only way to be sure there were no slugs…

    • gruundehn

      From the book or the movies? The book suits are sealed, the movie ones aren’t

    • Bunkerbuilder

      Gotta to love a-bomb armed infantry privates….
      Just what did give the generals to play with?

  • Pamela

    Donny me lad, I can see why the Ladies like you. Oh my.

  • JTC

    Let’s not wrap up DT, he needs freedom of movement.

    I’d much prefer a secured environment for the hazardous materials themselves, maybe CDC has the right place for them? Then The Donald can communicate with them by vid-con or if he absolutely must, he can go there and observe the specimens through (and under) the glass.

  • Ian Innes

    This one is so spot on…… I wish I could be sure that Trump knows the truth about that snake. Mcturtle boy would be perfectly happy being the minority leader and just letting the status quo go on and on while the country burns. He MUST BE removed!

  • Roland Deschain

    I keep hearing some stories of mnor victories, but it is going to take a LOT more than that to dismantle the Deep Corrupted State.

    • John

      Little strokes fell great Oaks.

  • armedandsafe

    “Hello. Cape Canaveral? Send me one in XL. I’m sending a plane down to pick it up. Should be there any minute now.”

  • JTC

    @Ian, Trump made a pretty good living for a lot of years manipulating snakes who thought they were manipulating him, using their own poison against them.

    @Roland, see above. Keep ’em distracted with lights, lasers, and tweets all the while making major progress on immigration, isis, taxes, zero-care, and unwavering support of the Constitution (esp. 2A). This works and is working on swamp creatures of the D and R varieties as well as the infotainment complex and various leftists of both domestic and foreign persuasion. Brilliant.