Beat It.


  • February 5, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    History is a fairy tale that men agree upon. —- Napoleon

    • February 6, 2015 at 10:48 am

      Napoleon was a prophet who could foresee that history would not look on him kindly….

    • February 6, 2015 at 3:41 pm

      What that ignoramous-in-chief is most ignorant of is history itself.

  • February 5, 2015 at 9:56 pm

    No need to insult a bag of hammers

    A careful stampede is in order me thinks…maybe with some righteous riders clad in armour

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:33 am
      Lon Mead

      Yay. Our Leader-From-Behind-in-Chief proves once again that he’s a history-tard.

      Pretty sad… a friend of mine was at that breakfast, and noted that it was kind of depressing that when the President of the United States (supposedly the most brilliant speaker ever, the smartest guy to ever enter the Oval Office, etc., etc.,…) gave his speech, it was pretty much the low point of an otherwise inspiring event.

      • February 6, 2015 at 3:38 am
        Mister B

        I am going to refer to Obama as “The Hindmost” from now on. Apologies to SF author Larry Niven.

      • February 6, 2015 at 10:43 am

        And let the Devil take The Hindmost.

      • February 6, 2015 at 10:52 am

        I will always know him affectionately as o’shithead, the Muslim who, like the devil, convinced people he did not exist….

      • February 6, 2015 at 10:53 am

        The Hindmost was the leader of a herd of herbivores. That part fits. But it still gives Obama too much credit. The reason the Hindmost led from behind was to protect the herd from trailing carnivores; his natural weapon was a deadly backwards kick.

      • February 6, 2015 at 7:09 pm

        Actually, The Hindmost led from the rear because that’s where the smartest and sanest Puppeteer would stay, putting the entire herd between him and the threat.

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:55 am
      Lon Mead

      Oh, and I was going to point out that a bag of hammers is potentially useful.

      • February 6, 2015 at 7:30 am
        Larry J

        In the hands of a skilled tradesman, a hammer can be used to build civilization. In the hands of a thug, a hammer becomes a weapon for murder and destruction.

    • February 6, 2015 at 2:53 am
      Snafu F. Ubar

      “No need to insult the bag of hammers.”
      Second that.

      Taqiyya Man holds the highest office in the land.

    • February 6, 2015 at 9:32 am
      Chris in N.Va.

      And if Ozymandias-on-the-Potomac had a hammer it would look like….

      …..a lace doily?

      • February 6, 2015 at 12:41 pm
        B Woodman

        I like that. Ozymandias. It fits.

      • February 6, 2015 at 1:16 pm
        Immanuel Goldstein


      • February 6, 2015 at 4:47 pm

        What will be Obozamais’s Titanic sized monument to be? Or is it already built– the 15 trillion $($15,000,000,000,000.00) of borrowing??? Or is his reign to end in the funeral pyre of tens of millions of dead in a Fifth Crusade that he fathered(this century’s Neville Chamberlain)?

        If the great wall of China and the pyramids hadn’t been built, would we now be spread out amongst the planets or even the stars…..

  • February 5, 2015 at 9:59 pm
    Grunt GI

    Well, clearly Obama was a product of public schools…where history has become “social studies” whatever the hell that is…and the Christians are always the bad guys….

    Could be about the most stupid speech he has ever given…and that’s saying something.

    Thank goodness Jan’s fine “assets” offer some distraction?

    Think she might show up to go skinny dipping’ in the pond?


    • February 6, 2015 at 1:30 am

      Obama was a product of madrassas and Marxst/Leninist indoctrination. Far worse than even the worst of the Common Core tripe children are subjected to these days.

      No doubt with a large helping of “touchy-feely” from his short-eyed mentor, Frank Marshall Davis. Obama certainly had numerous introductions to the “bathhouse culture” of Chicago and elsewhere.

      • February 6, 2015 at 7:52 am
        B Woodman

        “No doubt with a large helping of “touchy-feely” from his short-eyed FATHER, Frank Marshall Davis.”
        There. FIxed it for ya. You’re welcome.

  • February 5, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    Obama is a product of Indonesian schools and Hawaiian prep schools.

    • February 6, 2015 at 12:01 am
      Grunt GI

      Sigh…true…that would explain so much…I’m sure that Indonesian school said those Christians were EVIL for wanting their land back that the Mohammedans had rightfully stolen. Sort of a 7th Century version of wealth redistribution.

      And of course, all TRUE Progressives “know” that all religions are equally evil…part of their world view of moral relativism and subjective truth.

      Argh…the idiocy is overwhelming…

  • February 5, 2015 at 10:39 pm
    B Woodman

    Yep. Muzzies are killing because Parisians are unarmed — by Gubbment law. No Constitutional rights needed here.

  • February 5, 2015 at 10:53 pm
    Alaska Paul

    King Abdullah of Jordan has been showing leadership in this Crisis with ISIS. Maybe we should have a twofer. Invite Netanyahu and Abdullah to each present a speech to a joint session of Congress and show O&Co how real men face national existential problems.

    • February 5, 2015 at 11:24 pm

      His Majesty (Abdullah, not The One) knows that his country’s survival, and his personal survival and that of his family, are on the line.

      The One is convinced that ISIS and other Islamic groups will only exterminate people he doesn’t like, anyway.

      Sort of the same assumption Neville Chamberlain made about a certain failed Austrian landscape artist.

      The difference is that a modern Dunkirk would have The One cheering for the other side. Reality simply never intrudes upon the fantasy universe in his head.

      As Colin Wilson once said of Nero, if he were an average citizen, say a small business owner, The One would be eccentric but by and large harmless.

      But as the leader of a major world power (us), he’s an unmitigated disaster.



      • February 6, 2015 at 12:25 am

        Sorry … “unmitigated disaster” is far higher praise than this Fifth Columnist drone deserves. Sure wish it were to develop a brief, yet exceedingly intimate, appreciation of the power of a lightning strike.

  • February 5, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Invaded by Muslims is one thing. Infected by them (i.e. immigration)
    is somewhat different…

    BTW, thanks for a Top-Notch strip, Chris.
    Keep up the good work.

    Carry on, sir!

  • February 5, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    700 years ago, the Progs were blaming the Crusades on the burning Bush.

  • February 5, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    The Star Trek King can show some even MORE Real Leadership…by Leaving Islam!

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:21 am
      Bob Clements

      A stumbling block for King Abdullah’s *Leaving Islam*, Macker, he’s a direct descendant of Muhammad…

      • February 6, 2015 at 8:08 am

        If I read that family tree correctly, the line of descent is from surviving Female offspring, not a surviving Male.

  • February 6, 2015 at 1:23 am
    Wayne M

    There is a difference between dumb and ignorant but that doesn’t mean you can’t be both.

  • February 6, 2015 at 1:29 am

    Ozero isn’t dumb…nor is his Rasputin—Valerie Jarrett.

    Never forget that.

    Read Dominatus—by D W Ulsterman as well as his Mac Walker books….for a possible view into our future.

    ISIS is created, funded and supported by the above two — with help from Mideast and other “interested” parties….that’s why ambassador Stephens and his protectors were allowed to be murdered.

    And our valiant republicans snooze and roll over on a daily basis.

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:45 am

      “And our valiant republicans snooze and roll over on a daily basis.”

      well, didn’t you hear our valiant boehner???

      he was tea party before tea party was cool!!


  • February 6, 2015 at 1:42 am

    speaking of dumb:

    (occasionally, mccain stumbles over a taco)

    god help us.

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:53 am

      and check the strategically positioned bimbo to carter’s right. think that’s an accident??? or a message??

      • February 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        Are you talking about the one in the blue dress? Like to see HER in a Wicked Weasel. Gal’s got a nice rack on her – AND she’s proud of it.

  • February 6, 2015 at 1:59 am

    Deus vult.

  • February 6, 2015 at 2:41 am

    Awesome, as usual. The answer to the lie in two frames.

  • February 6, 2015 at 2:46 am
    Robert Lowell

    A bag of hammers? How about a hammer? Better still a empty bag–Air head?

    • February 6, 2015 at 10:45 am

      Hammers are actually useful.

  • February 6, 2015 at 5:57 am
    Bill G

    None are as blind as he who will not see.
    The left refuses to see that jihadists hate them and would happily exterminate them all.

    • February 6, 2015 at 7:19 pm

      They understand that. They think they’ll be able to control them once they’ve used them for their ends. Iranian communists made the same mistake with the mullahs in the late 70s when they used them to get rid of the Shah. Turned out that 7th century mullahs were more ruthless than 20th century commies.

  • February 6, 2015 at 6:47 am

    A bag of hammers. A tool. Every thing he sees is a nail. I hope these don’t turn out to be nails in our coffin.

  • February 6, 2015 at 7:31 am
    Robert Arvanitis

    With Obama we must reverse Hanlon’s Razor: “Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice.”

  • February 6, 2015 at 8:14 am

    An insult to hammers everywhere.

  • February 6, 2015 at 10:02 am

    Very well-rounded commentary. Damon’s was good too.

  • February 6, 2015 at 10:34 am

    Martel means hammer. Charles Martel, the hammer, scourge of the moors.

  • February 6, 2015 at 12:12 pm
    Patrick Dennis

    What he said was, “…during the Crusades and the Inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ.” Dispute the relevance or historical context, but it’s a true statement.

  • February 6, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    While everyone else in this thread is commenting on Obama, King Abdullah, The Crusades, hammers, etc… I prefer to comment on the fine ass-ets of Jan. 😉

    • February 6, 2015 at 1:50 pm
      Chris Muir

      🙂 I believe in scenery, and sometimes words ‘n stuff.

      • February 6, 2015 at 4:37 pm

        And my scenery now includes a tea-sprayed computer monitor. 😀 Thanks, Chris! LOL

    • February 6, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      So Trubador, you’re saying I was a little too subtle a few comments back?

  • February 6, 2015 at 3:36 pm
    Buz Ozburn
  • February 6, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    Don’t go too heavy on defending the crusades. They’re too broad a category of human behavior stretched out across time and space. The sacking of Constantinople in 1204 was not a good thing. The Pope was right to apologize for it.

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