Well, I hope this escalates. It’s nowhere near the fun you COULD be having.
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 am
MasterDiver
Why do I hear that in the voice of Der Castle from “Girl Genius”?
Zar Belk!
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 am
Rmc
Oh, I get it now. I thought Jeff was in the Cybertruck. Nope – Jeff IS the Cybertruck.
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 am
Sam
No, Jeff is covering the Cybertruck. Think exoskeleton.
April 30, 2025 at 1:20 am
Too Tall
I’m guessing Jeff is now Jeff and probably sans coulettes which caused the crash.
April 30, 2025 at 1:50 am
larryarnold
I’m thinking the crash is the scratcher hitting the asphalt.
April 30, 2025 at 2:04 am
James/G
Decaf ventis is a good choice, Don’t want sloppy shot groups from having too much caffeine now, do we..?
There are a number of… Devices for personal defense of one’s self and personal property. For example, Tasers and Mace/pepper spray canisters. Als a number of airguns that are touted as being ‘Less Lethal,’ So-called as tests indicated that in proper set of circumstances(Think Pentagon Games w/Kelsey Grammer), they could kill someone. I won’t mention any companies here.
Anyhow, I don’t see the Girls having anything Less Lethal to use, that would be effective on a 350 lb vertebrate slob like that….
I like the idea of using paintball guns as non-lethal devices. GUARANTEED to leave a mark, “OUCH” whoever they hit, and easily traceable (“that one with the orange paint splatter”).
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 pm
James/G
Pepper balls, or the hard rubber balls that started being used in Paintball markers for riot control The cops ‘Adjusted’ the velocity of the markers from the factory standard 285 feet per second velocity up to about 360-370 FPS. the energy can bust a rib bone at twenty yards, and break hand bones at thirty yards.
April 30, 2025 at 10:25 am
Oldarmourer
Anything is lethal if you out your mind to it, filling a bag with the gentle showers of April then beating someone to death with it, frozen or unfrozen, is just as deadly as shoving a fluffy kitten with a pink bow in its hair down their throat, or waterboarding them with the milk of human kindness 😉
April 30, 2025 at 2:20 am
Too Tall
If Jeff “BLORPPED” without pants, as he is frequently known to do, then any “Thing” in Teeter that identifies as male is feeling completely inadequate and any “Thing” that identifies as female is now completely unfulfilled.
April 30, 2025 at 5:53 am
badger52
There it is.
April 30, 2025 at 10:25 am
RCPete
I think that having Jeff adding Trump stickers over the truck implies that Jeff is still in Cybertruck mode, so he’s not in his “birthday” suit. (That might be for later. ‘Sides, don’t want to get the original skin of the truck swastikated.
April 30, 2025 at 9:26 pm
Oldarmourer
Most likely anything still identifying as’male’ there would feel unfulfilled too, it’s the ‘wymen’ that would feel inadequate ;).
April 30, 2025 at 6:45 am
JohninMd.(HALP!)
I don’t see the girls being any less-leatheally armed than Sam is… including Skye’s daughter…
April 30, 2025 at 10:22 am
Oldarmourer
Several years ago someone, in South Africa if I remember correctly, rigged his vehicle with frame mounted flamethrowers to fire along the ground all around it if disturbed. Musk sells flamethrowers…
April 30, 2025 at 4:03 pm
LowKey
It was an anti-riot feature on one of their MRAPS. Steel tubing run as a skirt just under the body, perforated and with igniters, connected to propane. Intended to discourage people from trying to grab hold of and rocking the vehicle.
If one were interested in something similar I’d suggest that instead of propane or other flammable gas, using a hydrogen peroxide/catalyst steam generator. Steam burns are worse to flesh, and you don’t have the risk of setting fire to the immediate surroundings (other vehicles, structures, vegetation) or your own vehicle if you’ve been mired in debris.
Alternatively, use some “Skunk” by Odortec, maybe add some florescent dye.
April 30, 2025 at 9:31 pm
Oldarmourer
The older you get, the less room there is to store stuff, I’m just happy I remembered ‘south africa’ and ‘flamethrower’ at the same time 🙂 I seem to recall it being a civilian vehicle but it likely got its inspiration from the MRAP, or the other way around, ingenuity isn’t gov’t issue.
April 30, 2025 at 12:50 pm
WayneM
Given Jeff’s propensity to show up with his junk out, I wonder if the CyberTruck is currently sporting a set of shining metal Truck Nutz?
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 pm
Oldarmourer
Hand rubbed to a gleaming shine like the Wall Street bull ?
April 30, 2025 at 10:14 pm
WayneM
I’m not sure Jeff needs the help but if you wanna rub’em up, have fun!! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course!!
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Well, I hope this escalates. It’s nowhere near the fun you COULD be having.
Why do I hear that in the voice of Der Castle from “Girl Genius”?
Zar Belk!
Oh, I get it now. I thought Jeff was in the Cybertruck. Nope – Jeff IS the Cybertruck.
No, Jeff is covering the Cybertruck. Think exoskeleton.
I’m guessing Jeff is now Jeff and probably sans coulettes which caused the crash.
I’m thinking the crash is the scratcher hitting the asphalt.
Decaf ventis is a good choice, Don’t want sloppy shot groups from having too much caffeine now, do we..?
There are a number of… Devices for personal defense of one’s self and personal property. For example, Tasers and Mace/pepper spray canisters. Als a number of airguns that are touted as being ‘Less Lethal,’ So-called as tests indicated that in proper set of circumstances(Think Pentagon Games w/Kelsey Grammer), they could kill someone. I won’t mention any companies here.
Anyhow, I don’t see the Girls having anything Less Lethal to use, that would be effective on a 350 lb vertebrate slob like that….
I like the idea of using paintball guns as non-lethal devices. GUARANTEED to leave a mark, “OUCH” whoever they hit, and easily traceable (“that one with the orange paint splatter”).
Pepper balls, or the hard rubber balls that started being used in Paintball markers for riot control The cops ‘Adjusted’ the velocity of the markers from the factory standard 285 feet per second velocity up to about 360-370 FPS. the energy can bust a rib bone at twenty yards, and break hand bones at thirty yards.
Anything is lethal if you out your mind to it, filling a bag with the gentle showers of April then beating someone to death with it, frozen or unfrozen, is just as deadly as shoving a fluffy kitten with a pink bow in its hair down their throat, or waterboarding them with the milk of human kindness 😉
If Jeff “BLORPPED” without pants, as he is frequently known to do, then any “Thing” in Teeter that identifies as male is feeling completely inadequate and any “Thing” that identifies as female is now completely unfulfilled.
There it is.
I think that having Jeff adding Trump stickers over the truck implies that Jeff is still in Cybertruck mode, so he’s not in his “birthday” suit. (That might be for later. ‘Sides, don’t want to get the original skin of the truck swastikated.
Most likely anything still identifying as’male’ there would feel unfulfilled too, it’s the ‘wymen’ that would feel inadequate ;).
I don’t see the girls being any less-leatheally armed than Sam is… including Skye’s daughter…
Several years ago someone, in South Africa if I remember correctly, rigged his vehicle with frame mounted flamethrowers to fire along the ground all around it if disturbed. Musk sells flamethrowers…
It was an anti-riot feature on one of their MRAPS. Steel tubing run as a skirt just under the body, perforated and with igniters, connected to propane. Intended to discourage people from trying to grab hold of and rocking the vehicle.
If one were interested in something similar I’d suggest that instead of propane or other flammable gas, using a hydrogen peroxide/catalyst steam generator. Steam burns are worse to flesh, and you don’t have the risk of setting fire to the immediate surroundings (other vehicles, structures, vegetation) or your own vehicle if you’ve been mired in debris.
Alternatively, use some “Skunk” by Odortec, maybe add some florescent dye.
The older you get, the less room there is to store stuff, I’m just happy I remembered ‘south africa’ and ‘flamethrower’ at the same time 🙂 I seem to recall it being a civilian vehicle but it likely got its inspiration from the MRAP, or the other way around, ingenuity isn’t gov’t issue.
Given Jeff’s propensity to show up with his junk out, I wonder if the CyberTruck is currently sporting a set of shining metal Truck Nutz?
Hand rubbed to a gleaming shine like the Wall Street bull ?
I’m not sure Jeff needs the help but if you wanna rub’em up, have fun!! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course!!