Sadly, these things don’t self-destruct due to mere self-contradiction.
If that were the case, Western Civilization would never have gone into retrograde.
April 28, 2025 at 10:54 am
JTC
So to edit the stand-by solution to earthly evil…
“Nuke it into space…”
I like it, and nuclear tech, already on the verge of the breakthrough, will be on fast track now.
Got ‘er done!
April 28, 2025 at 7:10 pm
badger
Bezos could launch it, with a tweak that (oops!) achieves actual escape velocity.
April 28, 2025 at 1:37 am
James/G
The Gunpowder Triggerypuff sports orange hair, and (surprisingly) didn’t sport a five o’clock shadow.
This the Council-thing for Teeter, sadly…
April 28, 2025 at 2:16 am
Halley
If the dramatic rise in gender dysphoria turns out to be real… and if it’s been intentional… and if it’s been chemically induced somehow…. man, are there going to be some mad Deplorables on the march.
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 am
eon
Wrath of Zir?
clear ether
eon
April 28, 2025 at 6:03 am
badger52
Jeff will have to ‘sniff’ the air like a buck deer to gain some DNA insight.
April 28, 2025 at 6:19 am
DDS
Eww!
April 28, 2025 at 7:44 am
David
Male or female gametes, that is the question.
April 28, 2025 at 7:55 am
PCChaos
But don’t ever ask them if they lost a bet…
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 am
MasterDiver
Are those earbuds, piercings, or earphones? Or is it in communication with Vaal?
Please let XIR attempt to vandalize the Cybertruck / Jeff.
While it might not achieve the escape velocity of one of Sam’s Deep Fried Turkeys, it will spend more time in space than Katy Perry.
April 28, 2025 at 8:27 am
Jamesvanv
Looks like we are going to have a bit of fun
April 28, 2025 at 8:34 am
Oldarmourer
Insufficient data for positive identification…IFF code unclear…entering defensive mode…raising shields, charging weapons.
April 28, 2025 at 8:39 am
Oldarmourer
Today’s the day we find out of Canada will continue to exist as a country or as a province of china…get out and vote and may G-d guide our hands when we do.
Not that that matters, the votes are likely already tabulated on servers held in ‘other countries’ and have been for months. Look for an unprecedented number of ‘spoiled ballots’ for the usual reasons, ‘x too small’, ‘x too big’, ‘x in wrong box’.
April 28, 2025 at 10:59 am
JTC
Is there not the viable third option of Statehood?
Is it a viable option in the hearts and minds of the Subjects?
April 28, 2025 at 5:24 pm
Oldarmourer
Works for me, dunno why people are so against it, I’d far rather pay US health insurance, grocery and gas prices than 50%+ tax rate, and if my pensions were in US dollars, I’d come out ahead on the deal…WAY ahead…that 2nd amendment thing would be good too, and the 1st one since it’s illegal to speak ill of the government now with a $70,000 fine plus a jail term if you dare do it on ‘social media’ that’s watched like a hawk and is about to be censored completely along with any foreign news the gov’t deems ‘inappropriate’, like blarney’s offshore tax dodges.
April 28, 2025 at 6:59 pm
Oldarmourer
The question is: “Do you really think Trump wants to add 40 million people who will 90% vote Democrat ensuring the Republicans lose both the House and Senate forever ?” remember that most of the ‘conservatives’ up here are already to the left of the Dems down there…Trump is playing 4D chess while the opposition politicians and media are struggling with Candyland.
Lets see what happens when she keys the truck and it keys ‘her’ back, although it would be hard to tell.
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 am
CoyAnderson
TRANS SHREK??
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 am
WayneM
I don’t know about you guys but I feel no desire to “boldly go where no man has gone before” with whatever is that alien life form. I doubt even the randy Captain Kirk would be tempted.
April 28, 2025 at 4:31 pm
MasterDiver
How about Cmdr. Riker? He had a thing for androgyny in one episode.
Zar Belk
April 28, 2025 at 5:25 pm
Oldarmourer
Riker wouldn’t touch it either…not even Odo could handle it.
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 am
Tim Moyer
That’s worse than the Irish Vulcan in Section 31 ( I’m just getting over it. It’s BAD). And I just burst into laughter EVERY time I re look at _______. God help alien space life is all I can say.
My G-D! A male Triggerypuff! Can you imagine if IT ever met the Female Triggerypuff and mated? I weep for Mankind.
April 28, 2025 at 4:33 pm
MasterDiver
It would be like the old story:
There once was a Swish from Khartoum
Who took a Lesbian up to his room.
They spent all the night in a terrible fight,
Over who’d do what, with which, to whom!
Zar Belk!
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 am
Hotrod Lincoln
That thing’s butt-ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!
April 28, 2025 at 7:01 pm
Oldarmourer
Uglier than a hickey on a hemmorhoid..it’s probably given a few of those too.
April 28, 2025 at 1:18 pm
Kafiroon
That could be worse to face than an angry feral boar. I’m not sure a cyber truck could survive without major damage in a collision. Maybe nothing smaller than a Barrett M82 could stop it.
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 pm
Roger
In these situations it is not male or female. “It” is the only description that fits.
April 28, 2025 at 2:30 pm
Red Ed
Ok thumb..do your worst..
April 28, 2025 at 5:03 pm
Wulfenite
What ever it is, they need the Game & Fish Department to shoot it with a tranquilizer dart so that they can put a radio collar on it for tracking the beast.
April 28, 2025 at 5:34 pm
Oldarmourer
A nice high voltage arc between those nose and lip rings might be fun to watch, see if it can tapdance.
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Not the local whale from Gunpowder, amirite?
You disappoint me Jeff…
Either there’s a dick or there’s not.
Oh wait. Maybe there’s not, but there used to be,
That does not compute, even for super-bots.
An exercise in computational power that would challenge a Cray super computer.
Could be both…no big deal when the taxpayer has to pay for it.
https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/mandel-ontario-must-cover-u-s-surgery-for-trans-patient-who-wants-a-vagina-and-to-keep-her-penis
“Error….error….”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpsvF50yps
Well played.
Sadly, these things don’t self-destruct due to mere self-contradiction.
If that were the case, Western Civilization would never have gone into retrograde.
So to edit the stand-by solution to earthly evil…
“Nuke it into space…”
I like it, and nuclear tech, already on the verge of the breakthrough, will be on fast track now.
Got ‘er done!
Bezos could launch it, with a tweak that (oops!) achieves actual escape velocity.
The Gunpowder Triggerypuff sports orange hair, and (surprisingly) didn’t sport a five o’clock shadow.
This the Council-thing for Teeter, sadly…
If the dramatic rise in gender dysphoria turns out to be real… and if it’s been intentional… and if it’s been chemically induced somehow…. man, are there going to be some mad Deplorables on the march.
Wrath of Zir?
clear ether
eon
Jeff will have to ‘sniff’ the air like a buck deer to gain some DNA insight.
Eww!
Male or female gametes, that is the question.
But don’t ever ask them if they lost a bet…
Are those earbuds, piercings, or earphones? Or is it in communication with Vaal?
https://youtu.be/_Sb5Z3aVn6Y?t=167
Zae Belk!
Please let XIR attempt to vandalize the Cybertruck / Jeff.
While it might not achieve the escape velocity of one of Sam’s Deep Fried Turkeys, it will spend more time in space than Katy Perry.
Looks like we are going to have a bit of fun
Insufficient data for positive identification…IFF code unclear…entering defensive mode…raising shields, charging weapons.
Today’s the day we find out of Canada will continue to exist as a country or as a province of china…get out and vote and may G-d guide our hands when we do.
Not that that matters, the votes are likely already tabulated on servers held in ‘other countries’ and have been for months. Look for an unprecedented number of ‘spoiled ballots’ for the usual reasons, ‘x too small’, ‘x too big’, ‘x in wrong box’.
Is there not the viable third option of Statehood?
Is it a viable option in the hearts and minds of the Subjects?
Works for me, dunno why people are so against it, I’d far rather pay US health insurance, grocery and gas prices than 50%+ tax rate, and if my pensions were in US dollars, I’d come out ahead on the deal…WAY ahead…that 2nd amendment thing would be good too, and the 1st one since it’s illegal to speak ill of the government now with a $70,000 fine plus a jail term if you dare do it on ‘social media’ that’s watched like a hawk and is about to be censored completely along with any foreign news the gov’t deems ‘inappropriate’, like blarney’s offshore tax dodges.
The question is: “Do you really think Trump wants to add 40 million people who will 90% vote Democrat ensuring the Republicans lose both the House and Senate forever ?” remember that most of the ‘conservatives’ up here are already to the left of the Dems down there…Trump is playing 4D chess while the opposition politicians and media are struggling with Candyland.
Hey you know your peeps;
It was a “stunning comeback” donchaknow…
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/in-stunning-comeback-carney-s-liberals-projected-to-win-canada-s-federal-election/ar-AA1DNMY7?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=70659bd7198b4de0d11ef69b1a308b34&ei=26
Lets see what happens when she keys the truck and it keys ‘her’ back, although it would be hard to tell.
TRANS SHREK??
I don’t know about you guys but I feel no desire to “boldly go where no man has gone before” with whatever is that alien life form. I doubt even the randy Captain Kirk would be tempted.
How about Cmdr. Riker? He had a thing for androgyny in one episode.
Zar Belk
Riker wouldn’t touch it either…not even Odo could handle it.
That’s worse than the Irish Vulcan in Section 31 ( I’m just getting over it. It’s BAD). And I just burst into laughter EVERY time I re look at _______. God help alien space life is all I can say.
Irish ? try Scots…set translater tae Sassenach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrldZnuGi8
My G-D! A male Triggerypuff! Can you imagine if IT ever met the Female Triggerypuff and mated? I weep for Mankind.
It would be like the old story:
There once was a Swish from Khartoum
Who took a Lesbian up to his room.
They spent all the night in a terrible fight,
Over who’d do what, with which, to whom!
Zar Belk!
That thing’s butt-ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!
Uglier than a hickey on a hemmorhoid..it’s probably given a few of those too.
That could be worse to face than an angry feral boar. I’m not sure a cyber truck could survive without major damage in a collision. Maybe nothing smaller than a Barrett M82 could stop it.
In these situations it is not male or female. “It” is the only description that fits.
Ok thumb..do your worst..
What ever it is, they need the Game & Fish Department to shoot it with a tranquilizer dart so that they can put a radio collar on it for tracking the beast.
A nice high voltage arc between those nose and lip rings might be fun to watch, see if it can tapdance.