Working Girl.


  • November 28, 2020 at 12:11 am

    More like “Building 19.”

    • November 28, 2020 at 12:22 am
      Too Tall

      Henry, Thank you. Only on DBD could I get a Jerry Ellis reference after Black Friday.

      • November 28, 2020 at 1:00 am

        Yes but such can make some feel culturally ignorant and deprived.

    • November 28, 2020 at 8:35 am

      As long as we don’t end up in Room 101.

      Zar Belk!

      • November 28, 2020 at 10:50 am

        Hey at least I get an Eric Blair reference when I see one…but Jerry Ellis?

  • November 28, 2020 at 12:56 am

    There’s five of them? OMG.

    • November 28, 2020 at 1:08 am

      Down to three, now.

  • November 28, 2020 at 1:07 am

    Maybe not Amazon Prime but that is one Prime Amazon.

  • November 28, 2020 at 1:26 am

    Can I turn my cat loose on it? She needs to dull her claws a bit.

    • November 28, 2020 at 1:28 am

      There’s a Karamel Harris doll, as well. Kitty can take her pick.

      • November 28, 2020 at 5:07 am
        Bill G

        I haven’t seen a Bobble-Head doll of Heelsup Harris. I wonder if it’s been decreed that there shall never be one.

      • November 28, 2020 at 10:53 am
        John D. Egbert

        I’ve always been partial to the Finnish translation, it’s so alliterative: Horrible Harris . . .

      • November 28, 2020 at 2:56 pm

        I guess that’s better than handupme…

      • November 28, 2020 at 8:36 am

        Yeah, but one touch of a claw and “POP”!

        Zar Belk!

  • November 28, 2020 at 1:53 am

    God, save us from “elected” dementia…. and I concur, Sam is one of the most “prime” Amazons in fiction….

  • November 28, 2020 at 2:41 am

    Prime , yeah ! Sam’s definitely a cut above. She makes my loins tender……..

    • November 28, 2020 at 2:46 am

      Juicy too I bet

  • November 28, 2020 at 3:18 am

    As I said in an e-mail to Chris on a related topic, Sam is Prime, Skye is Canner.

  • November 28, 2020 at 5:08 am
    Bill G

    The original model is owned and operated by China; I don’t think they’re selling it.

  • November 28, 2020 at 6:33 am

    Today’s toon answers the question of what wiggles and jiggles and wobbles and bobbles more than Joe Biden’s Brain?

    • November 28, 2020 at 8:27 am
      My Way or -->

      That would be two grapes touching each other in the microwave while the Faraday cage holds the ‘wave in. A plasma field is very exciting to watch. Never know which way it will swing.

    • November 28, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Er Stacy without her support garment

  • November 28, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Blatant, yes. One could say every crime they’ve committed since 2016 has been blatanter and blatanter – from Crossfire Hurricane to the Mueller Hoax to the Kavanaugh hitjob to Shampeachment to the Great Covid Depression to “mostly peaceful” arson, murder and destruction of private property for billions. Not to mention the superblatant media criminal complicity. The conundrum, to me, is why PDT has inexplicably had none of them held to any account – there must be a reason, and a plan behind the reason. Maybe we’re about to find out.

    • November 28, 2020 at 2:26 pm

      Damn Halley, thanks for saying all of that for me…my version would have been the same but different (longer and less well-said).

      I do think the shoe will drop (preferably in the form of LEO boots on some deserving necks).

      But when? I dunno, 16 days or so?

      • November 28, 2020 at 3:00 pm

        More of a “Please Sir may I have some more” boots to the behind.
        Though I suspect that for some of them it is a twice monthly appointment.

  • November 28, 2020 at 8:25 am
    My Way or -->

    You have to ask the proper questions, y’know:

    1 – Who was dumber or more brain-dead? Caligula or Biteme?

    2 – Who was more corrupt: Nero, Caligula or Cameltoe?

    • November 28, 2020 at 9:14 am

      2. Kameltoe is certainly bereft of morality ethics, etc. but she can’t hold a candle to the Romans for shear depravity.

      • November 28, 2020 at 9:26 pm

        My avatar photo is a place where it is said Romans threw Jews to their death. A fall high enough to break bones. But then you bounce, fall, and roll all the way down. About 1200 feet or so.

      • November 29, 2020 at 12:00 am

        Sometimes Jews don’t need Romans or Nazis to kill them, they do it to themselves. Very relevant, sad, and personal story forthcoming.

    • November 28, 2020 at 9:20 am

      1. Caligula was psychotic, not demented. There’s a very dangerous difference. Roman rulers prior to him had been similarly bloodthirsty, but they had vented it on Rome’s neighbors in campaigns of conquest, such as Julius Caesar’s “Gallic war”.

      By Caligula’s time, Rome had expanded about as far as it could- so he turned his bloodlust on Rome itself, once referring to the capital as a “the city of necks waiting for me to chop them”.

      To judge by things she’s said, Kamala Himmler is probably more like Gaius Germanicus aka “Little Boot” than Slow Joe is.

      2. Nero was much like The One. A narcissist who, in the words of Colin Wilson, found himself endlessly fascinating. As an average Roman patrician, he would have been eccentric but essentially harmless. As Emperor, he was a disaster.

      However, each of them did accomplish at least one thing that was useful. After the great fire of Rome in 64 AD, Nero had it rebuilt in stone with stringent fire regulations. (No, he didn’t start it or “fiddle while it burnt”.)

      And after somebody once said that Caligula had “no more chance of being Emperor than he had of walking dryshod across the Gulf of Baiae”, once he was Emperor, he ordered boats to be moored side-by-side across a three-mile wide stretch of same, and planks laid across them, so he could walk right across. Something even the Legions, long accustomed to river-crossings, had never thought of.

      Yes, Caligula invented that old military engineer’s standby, the pontoon bridge.

      clear ether


      • November 28, 2020 at 11:54 am
        My Way or -->

        Thank you, eon. Excellent analysis.

      • November 28, 2020 at 2:42 pm

        Respectfully, as an old Army Engineer (Ft, Lost in the Woods) I must disagree, Persian Emperor Darius I’s (522-485 BC) engineer Mandrocles built a pontoon bridge across the Bosporus about 500 years before Caligula.

      • November 28, 2020 at 3:03 pm

        Well anyway you look at it being a nutter does not preclude a person from being practical and a problem solver.

      • November 28, 2020 at 3:09 pm

        On behalf of PDJT and Deplorables everywhere, thank God for that.

        Minus the whole blood-letting thing. Or not. Depends.

      • November 29, 2020 at 12:02 am

        I didn’t know that, thanks for the correction!



  • November 28, 2020 at 9:06 am

    China is probably producing Do OurBiden’ and Kamelatoe dolls in the US under another company they own. They own 5G and Disney already-

    • November 28, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      Be a nice sideline for a voodoo shop in New Orleans, complete with long sharp pins.

  • November 28, 2020 at 9:51 am
    Roland Deshain

    Maybe not Amazon Prime but it sure is Sam Prime!

  • November 28, 2020 at 10:10 am

    See, to me, it’s that subtle but effective nudge of a mere silhouetted nipple behind the draping hair that pushes Chris Muir from mere illustrator of enticing nudes into the stratosphere of master cartoonist. Knockoffs from China are pointless…

    • November 28, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      Hey Amazons got subtlety too, sometimes. 😉

      And ChiCom’s knockoffs are pointless? What philosopher Larry the Cable Guy said about funny.

      • November 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm

        More fake boobees about including congress.

      • November 28, 2020 at 11:53 pm

        But apparently no Chinese points on their own sittin’ way up firm and high…

  • November 28, 2020 at 10:51 am
    The Nth Doctor

    On the contrary — “Made in China” sounds *exactly” like Amazon Prime.

  • November 28, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Thanks Chris. Emailing you later about something unrelated and maybe even fun.

  • November 28, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    What lies and weaponization? Interesting stuff. I’ll be surprised if that researcher and the writer survive this, virtually and maybe literally.

    • November 28, 2020 at 5:10 pm

      Asking that factual question about real numbers and its effect on the nation, of people supposedly speaking of the science, and that they usually include in their responses that science is being denied by trumpers and antivaxers and anti science people, never gets any valid answers.
      Yet they demands protective responses that will control all, and cause many deaths, and destroy the economy as much as Obama wanted actions to fundamentally transform America. So does Sinner Chuck Schumer want Georgia ‘s Senators), then they will transform America, and then transform the world.
      Their transforming implies and includes what existed before their Utopian Dream takes effect.
      Dummy Dreams. Obama had them too.

  • November 28, 2020 at 3:59 pm
    • November 28, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      I have been hoping this had happened. I had asked and begged for it. I had wondered. Some hint that it would occur was there. I have no good or bad sources anymore. I do read. Hints. Then that comment about the President and his competent peeps in a WH SCIF. I did see this one.

      Trump team was watching all along! Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility. (SCIF)
      I will stop being concerned when the roll out occurs and the second inauguration of 45 takes place.

      I will say that if they did it, it is what I would have done. So many others would have done it also.
      Finally, what I have said and pointed out about elections that I saw personally, or heard about from others, may be properly taken care of. We might keep The Republic. Many are trying, which is constantly required.
      The Chinese may think they can buy The Republic with a few Biden and friends purchases, but China can’t. Homie don’t do that.

      • November 29, 2020 at 12:43 am

        “…the second inauguration of 45.”

        Lord please let it be.

  • November 28, 2020 at 4:27 pm
    • November 28, 2020 at 4:47 pm

      The Constitution of the Soviet Socialist Republics is a great read, too.
      The gross inefficiencies and damage done in implementation and the effects of Central Planning likely never will be negated.
      In some parts they talk a good game, but attempting to control outcomes drains the system of the benefits they say they are encouraging.
      Yup. A trap. For all of us. The Davos type of men must keep their serfs in line and somehow feeling the Soma.

  • November 28, 2020 at 5:03 pm
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      • November 28, 2020 at 5:08 pm

        Can some one save this video so it doesn’t disappear.

      • November 28, 2020 at 7:46 pm

        My computer won’t do it. Someone else must do it. Pardon.

  • November 28, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Pennsylvania possible, court says.

  • November 28, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Trump may be planning several paths. Including, withholding some of the best evidence. State courts throw out the suit, allowing Trump to progress to SCOTUS. Introduce the most damning evidence to SCOTUS.

  • November 28, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    I am so glad that so many people had memorials similar to mine after their own tragic incident with their turkeys.
    Drumstick, Gobbler, White Meat, and the others were properly memorialized at remembrance gatherings in so many places.
    California memorial gatherings were limited to 30 people. (Governor says Thank You)
    The kindness of those who gathered and brought side dishes, fixings, and beverages cannot be overstated.

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