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  • February 12, 2021 at 12:09 am
    Too Tall

    Is that Chucky from Child’s Play in the second frame?

  • February 12, 2021 at 12:15 am

    1) So, Skye voted Trump? How did I miss that?

    2) I would sure like to see a longer view of those legs.

    3) The rest of that shit I don’t know what the hell…

    • February 12, 2021 at 10:17 am

      Skye was a Bernie Bro, which means she was a populist.
      When the Corrupted Elite suckered in Bernie the only option left for the populists was Trump.

      • February 12, 2021 at 12:52 pm

        Bern is pure commie and was only “suckered” by payoff, a promise of a major commie role in the JoHo admin…pretty sure that’s him they placed as medical director and rep to WHO where he can do maximum damage under the radar.

      • February 12, 2021 at 12:52 pm
  • February 12, 2021 at 12:20 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    With a speeth lithsp like that, I’d like to check for a sthnake fork tongue.
    It would prove that lithard spath alienth do exith, and they hath invaded Earth.

    • February 12, 2021 at 12:55 am

      Or, certain portions of Spain.

      • February 12, 2021 at 1:08 am
        Chris Muir


      • February 12, 2021 at 7:58 am

        And, Madridth.

    • February 12, 2021 at 8:21 am

      Who was the sadistic son of a dog that put an “s” in the word “lisp”??

      • February 12, 2021 at 2:54 pm

        The same bastard who spelled phonetic with “ph” instead of an “f”…

  • February 12, 2021 at 12:21 am

    Breaking News: The ‘Impeachment Vote’ will be counted by a newly installed Dominion Machine. /s

  • February 12, 2021 at 12:23 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    “How can you tell who’s a Sith?”
    You look at if they’re Sthanding or Sithing.

  • February 12, 2021 at 12:55 am

    Well hell. If they are actually going to go that way, they are going to push it to
    War to the Knife.

    • February 12, 2021 at 7:30 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      And knife to the hilt.

  • February 12, 2021 at 1:44 am

    “You should leave this planet; for you there is nothing here. The Balkanization of North America ended the last chance of reversing the decay of the Renaissance Civilization” – RAH (from “Friday”)

  • February 12, 2021 at 2:39 am

    Thatis funny! But Skye is only a sith to Sam!

    • February 12, 2021 at 7:32 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      No, no, no. It’s Thye ith a Thithter to Tham.

  • February 12, 2021 at 6:24 am

    Yeth! 🙂

    • February 12, 2021 at 10:30 am
      Chris Muir

      It wath a plethure, Dave!

  • February 12, 2021 at 9:27 am

    Okay, serious question here, perhaps over the last year or so I could have sworn I hear more and more lisping coming from voices I hear in the LSM, commentators, politicians, etc… Anyone else? I didn’t attribute it to anything in particular, but perhaps ith ith thome thort of thignaling.

    Sylvester the cat would fit right in.

    • February 12, 2021 at 9:29 am

      Like a dog whithle?

    • February 12, 2021 at 9:59 pm
      John M.

      Serious answer, Paul — I think as we get older and our hearing goes, the first things we can’t understand are the sibilants. I remember my dad complaining that he couldn’t understand people and thought they were all lisping, and I’m going through the same thing now…

      • February 13, 2021 at 9:39 am

        So it may be my fricative hearing?! 😉

  • February 12, 2021 at 9:29 am

    Shouldn’t that be “Mith Pthaki”?
    (And, once again, with the first comment in days, the system tells me to slow down, I’m posting too quickly. eyeroll)

  • February 12, 2021 at 10:07 am

    All right now … Jen Psaki and her piehole are really beginning to pith me off!

  • February 12, 2021 at 10:25 am
    Spin Drift

    “Everybody hath a plan until they punched in da face” sayeth Mike Tyson. Admit it that you said that in a voice that had it balls pinched in a vise.

    Spin Drift

    Knife to the lanyard ring.

  • February 12, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Wonder how Psaki must feel, knowing she’s a fake spokesperson for a demented boss who’s an unpopular criminal who was part of the enemy plot to overthrow the legitimate administration..? and that everyone knows Nov. 3 was a terror attack and you have no right whatsoever to even be in the White House?

    Must feel like a bummer.

    • February 12, 2021 at 2:26 pm

      On the contrary all of that brings them to orgasms just thinking of it…

  • February 12, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    Damn, it’s like JoHo is Jimmah and Castro on steroids…”give us your wretched refuse, violent criminals, rapists and child molesters so we can prove just how woke and worthless we are…”

    • February 12, 2021 at 2:59 pm

      And so they release illegal invaders already convicted of violent crimes and give a written invitation for more…

      But they want to convict President Trump pre-emptively for what they are afraid he might do later. Emphasis on “they are afraid…

    • February 12, 2021 at 6:09 pm

      Biden supports pedophiles and killers.

  • February 12, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Take a close look at side-by-side pics of Psaki and Zuckerberg . Separated at birth or just a dirty genetic trick of Mother Nature ? Not sure I can make the call………..

    • February 12, 2021 at 3:43 pm

      Maybe some inbreeding in their background..

  • February 12, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Their mental reward the evil within the Democrats minds is now in the struggle against what they see and identify as the evil that infest humanity, and destroying it as they can.
    After the evil hitlarians they perceive as all against them and are in the opposing groups they have identified people as being evil member of

    The evil withing the Democrat side is thrilled and motivated by destroying the ones in their delusions and brainwashed state that they define as evil.

    There never is any solid definition of evil by the democrats and allied, and the democrats now constantly move the standards of what is evil and what now requiring destruction, cancellation, however they define it.
    Once a victory is obtained over any enemy, the definitions change, and often include that which once was good in their past terms and defined needs.
    Yesterday’s revolutionary politically correct standards can become tomorrows priority target for cancellation. Marcuse and Franklin school again.
    They will eat their own.

  • February 12, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    You do realize that we are in involuntary servitude to invaders, pedophiles, murders and other such.
    And I am only including now those and their offspring who are illegally in our nation.
    Our citizens have a natural right to return them.

  • February 12, 2021 at 6:56 pm

    Only totalitarians (and the Sith) deal in absolutes…this does not bode well for the Republic…..

  • February 12, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    If she had braces, the Orthodontist did not fix her tongue thrust problem.
    Wonder if that’s the reason she was… I’m not going to go there 😉

  • February 12, 2021 at 8:05 pm
  • February 12, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    Then there’th thith…

    Next step: full-on AI shootin’ irons…

    Man I’m old. OTOH I have an A5 12ga that just turned 100…it is functionally perfect and a beautiful piece of art to boot. I would trust my life to it. Don’t think any of those things could be said about this computer shottie a century from now.

    • February 12, 2021 at 11:29 pm

      OTOH maybe Rino-guns are just the ticket…

      From a piece about a conference meetup with all the grabber groups:

      “The main part of Biden’s gun control agenda includes banning the manufacture and sale of “assault weapons” and high-capacity magazines, regulating possession of existing assault weapons under the National Firearms Act, buying back these weapons and high-capacity magazines from citizens, requiring background checks for all gun sales, ending the online sale of firearms and ammunition, and providing more funds to enforce these laws.“

      Confiscation = war.

      • February 12, 2021 at 11:31 pm

        Robo guns…but “what gun for Rino?” might be a fun meme.

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