Day By Day


  • JackDeth 72

    *Rim Shot!*

    “President Trump will be here all weeks, folks.

    And four more years come November, 2019.

    Try the veal. And don’t forget to tip your Wait Staff.”

    • Tom Z.


      • Swansonic

        I don’t know how many problems I have – math is one of them….

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Just when you think you’ve hit the bottom of the DC swamp (Mordor on the Potomac), along come more alligators.
    We are not going to vote our way out of this. The only way to clear the swamp is to have an open season, no bag limit, on designated denizens.

    • WayneM

      Oh, I like that! Mordor on the Potomac!! Excellent!!

      • Old Codger

        Then you should equally enjoy a similar appellation for Chicago – Isengard on the Lake.

    • I mean, wild pigs are “no licence, no limit” here in NM. Just like any other vermin. Demoncrap/RINO=vermin.

    • Well, eliminating income tax, which permits government officials to redistribute wealth and favor some groups over others;
      and making lobbying (which creates an atmosphere in which special interest groups can garner special legal favors) might work too.

      Along with strict, short term limits. Congress was never intended to be a career.

      And bitchslapping anyone who uses the word “fair” to complain about what is just… That might help, too.

        • JTC

          The “Fair Tax” is anything but. Did you even read your own link?

          Force merchants into being the IRS?

          So many loopholes that there’s no “there” there.

          Thank God Trump is too smart to even mention that recipe for disaster.

          • GWB

            It has the word “fair” in it. Oy.

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        As well as bitch slapping anyone that uses the term “social justice”. I HATE and LOATHE that term with a pink and purple passion.

    • Pamela

      So is it time to go Gator hunting and have a BBQ…

  • Alex J

    “No License, No Limit”

    I am in fear, for every one of those Vermin removed, there are three who are worse.

    Truly the work of Sisyphus.

    • Barbara Skolaut

      “Truly the work of Sisyphus.”

      In their case, it’s probably more like syphilis.

    • Old Codger

      Sissyphus had it easy compared to draining the swamp! If Hercules had been assigned to draining that swamp, he’d have told king Eurystheus to go f**k himself!

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      There may be three that are worse………but not for long. Ammunition is cheap, and politicians and Deep State bureaucrats are plentiful. Targets for everyone! Time to cull the herd and pour clorox into the gene pool.

  • Halley

    How did Choom McSmidgen manage to do so much deep damage in just 8 years to so many venerable institutions? In it’s own evil way, that’s quite an accomplishment. Law enforcement, military and intelligence are the last areas you can afford to turn into Augean Stables.

    • GWB

      He didn’t. A great deal of damage was done over a long time. 0bama simply opened the tap all the way.

    • Kafiroon

      Governments come and go. Bureaucracies are Eternal.
      The deep state has always been growing and add decades of Socialist, “feelings” teaching to them and you get people that “know” they are the brightest, best qualified to tell everyone else what to do and think.
      Example: Can you ever think of a time the State Department was for the USA?

  • NotYetInACamp

    That was funny. But then I cringed at the truth about it.
    The Deep Spaced State has been consolidating its globalist control along with so many evil people around the world. The pedophiles have come to power in many states, though not on the surface in all. Remember the BBC children’s show person who had the highest access to the royal family at all times. And P. Charles publicly wears the Robes of the Pedophiles and carries their sword and says that they must be respected and more brought in.
    That such industrial level evil is so entrenched and only now getting concentrated attention. What laws would not be bent at the behest of power in these situations?
    Long live the power of the good men and women. And God Bless Donald Trump and keep him safe and keep President Trump in power his full two terms that the American people so energetically want him to be there.

  • Unca Walt

    For the first time, I fear that the “draining the swamp” effort will be a failure. The rot is pandemic in our society. Note that Bill Clinton is not being named as a sexual predator by the MSM, and there are zero legal movements regarding the Lolita Express.

    Hillary smashed illegal phones, illegally bit-bleached hard drives, hid emails, yada for about twenty felonies… and NOTHING. But Flynn is in.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Flynn is in deep dutch because an FBI agent (future pro hillary prison bitch) said that Flynn said something that may have been a lie during an “interrogation” during a pre dawn raid on his home (correct me as I use memory only) that the FBI agent says is a lie.
      Martha Stewart got nailed similarly.
      Do not talk to the FBI or police without representation present, and, have amnesty for any statements made.
      One lawyers take on this.
      For that the Deep Spaced State in the FBI destroyed the patriot General Flynn’s life, family, and economic assets.
      We are at war. They are, even if you or someone is not.

  • GWB

    Nailed it, Chris. Funny and sad – and too true.

  • JAK

    This one is “Hall of Fame” calibre.

  • Oliver Heaviside

    So, Trump has nothing to fear from Mueller?

    I do think Hillary should be prosecuted. It’s not like we can only prosecute one person at a time in this country. Lord knows we have lawyers a’plenty…..

    • Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

      Unfortunately I think most of the lawyers are on her side and as for draining the swamp, what bench do we pull from to replace the ones we give the boot? frickin’ educational system long march has been so successful that it will never be reversed in any of our lifetimes, bleh, guess this is just one of those days that I have a hard time finding an
      iota of hope for the future.

  • Erik

    “For what? Their discount?”

    100% on-point, woke af.

  • Delilah T.

    No point in shooting them. They are zombies already. They’re kind of like those cockroaches that infested LV246. and shrillary is their Queen. There is one chink in their smirkiness, however, but you have to be consistent if you want to stamp out the damned cockroaches. Personally, I use 409 or any other degreasing agent. 🙂

    • Halley

      Yes, no shooting. Exposing the evil of their Marxist ideology would be more than enough. But, tragically, that’s the one thing that never ever happens, for some eternally inexplicable reason.

      • John

        The one thing that can be done long term is the one thing that will never come to pass as long as the Left holds the education system in their iron grip.
        Reintroduce the discipline of Rhetoric to the curriculum.
        Rhetoric fuses logic and persuasion into a tool that will allow people to see through the bull.
        It will allow Aristotle to finally defeat Plato and give us Reason rather than the “revealed truth” of the self-anointed and self-serving Philosopher Kings.

    • Pamela

      Oh shoot. I thought we were going to break out the flame thrower or maybe some (2C8H18 + 25O2 —> 18H2O + 16 CO2) or
      (2C6H6 + 15O2 —> 6H2O + 12CO2)

      • Tom Z.

        Serve them some cocktails?

    • JSStryker

      “They’re kind of like those cockroaches that infested LV246. and shrillary is their Queen.”

      “Nuke ’em from orbit it is the only way to be sure…”

  • Next time put a spew alert on it…
    I need a new monitor…
    The discount thing almost killed me…