Time for a Blue Note.
In keeping with the apocalyptic décor:
Lest we forget when we well and truly stepped over to the Dark Side.
Definitely salesman of the century, one of the few positive accomplishments of his presidency!
One of the few? Trying my damndest to think of another one.
Yeah now in retrospect other than what he accomplished for gun sales I got nothing…
The mofo also is the greatest extender of Islam in centuries. Mofo also sent guns to Muslims across the world.
Yeah I almost picked a pic with mofo and mofette high-fiving, and dressed in their traditional tribal muzzie garb.
Is THIS what is hiding behind the mask?
No, a robot would actually behave relatively logically. 1+1=2, rather than 1+1= Western Civilization is Evil And “2′ Is A White Patriarchal Concept.
D’s don’t sink.
Oh, definitely Zed married you for your Double D’s. And the brains and wit that came attached with them. Lucky Zed. Lucky Sam.
One thing is certain… No-one sane would shout “Oh, the humanity!!” over Killary’s election poster… Maybe a bit of autistic screeching from the leftists but they’re unlikely to find themselves in the Double D…
The entire package, Sam.
He didn’t say that was the only reason, Sam. Don’t be greedy. 😉
Hiltlary posters printed on flash paper could be quite the hot seller, and entertaining too. Maybe a bit too cheerful for a blues club though.
Sam, “Nope, but they were certainly points of interest. “
The poster they made of her in similar style as the brilliant colored Mao poster with the rays behind her shoulders and head would be a great one to fire up on flash paper. I saw a pic of one in a campaign headquarters of hillary’s behind a worker on the wall.
Boobs, brains, and hmmmmm dat butt.
Clearly Zed married you for those reasons, Samantha dear.
It certainly wasn’t for your culinary skills.
My (late) wife had a GREAT set of paid for DD’s. She also had an ass that made the DD’s look mediocre.
I married her for her brains, her emotional sanity and most importantly because she was the other half of me that I never knew I was missing. The physical assets were nice and kept me chasing her around the house and bedroom, but flat chested and dumpy butted… I would have still been madly in love with her.
It didn’t hurt that she felt even more strongly for me.
I think Zed is at that place.
Having DD’s probably made the decision a a bit easier.
Blues Joint, eh? I’ve stayed with this strip for many years, and wondered what they were going to do with the facility. Loved the ORIGINAL Double-D, but this should go well.
Buried amongst the MSM pages full of lies, doom, gloom, claims of racism, critiques of intelligence, texts, and even dissing sweet Melania’s MLK speech…is this:
I believe more and more all the time that the Big D is playing those ‘tards like a fiddle, distracting them with shiny texts, etc. while he goes about the business of putting America First and removing the obstacles to Making America Great Again!
And of course there’s this, only mistake in this story is all that blue in the map is really red :
Hope you’re in the New Cali zone Pamela!
Sorry Chris I’m done now.
I’m in the New Cali zone but we plan on relocating to Idaho.
Some of my family have been here since the ice age and I for one wish the rest of the “natives” could shoo the idiot interlopers out.
Hell of a note to be run off your ancestral land, but a great place to run to as I understand it.
I’m down with the natives/interlopers thing, but you left the ‘t’ off the method of doing it. And I wouldn’t limit it to Cali.
Now if only someone would build a couple of new refineries to produce more gasoline and other petroleum products.
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