The Bounty.
The Race.


  • November 30, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Masonry saws can be rented, there might still be chewy bits inside.

    “But it’s nice you trying!” Watch that accent kid, you sound like Kamala Harris trying to blend with the masses in a black Episcopal church. (You have to watch those Indian-Americans, India has long been a deeply racist country.)

    • November 30, 2019 at 1:29 am

      More aligned along the caste system. Admittedly, the Hindutva party claims to be the true Aryans.

  • November 30, 2019 at 12:50 am
    Too Tall

    Zed’s look on “and a politician” is priceless.

  • November 30, 2019 at 12:58 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Out of the mouths of babes………

  • November 30, 2019 at 1:04 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Tile saw?

    • November 30, 2019 at 8:38 am

      And ruin a perfectly good tile blade?

  • November 30, 2019 at 1:37 am

    Alas the poor turkey who gave it’s all
    After Sam’s cooking, there’s no butterball

    For the charred remains just cannot be cut
    Perhaps a chisel for the turkey’s butt?

    The kids are still hungry but there’s no food
    Call for a pizza, if you’re in the mood!

  • November 30, 2019 at 3:07 am

    And, she’s a ginger…….

  • November 30, 2019 at 7:39 am

    I was trying to remember the children’s names and found that the ‘ABOUT’ selection is rather dated.

    Chris, can you give us an update there? After all, your ‘universe’ has a lot more than the 8 total listed.

    • November 30, 2019 at 12:35 pm

      That boy has no idea of the details of that “universe” he has wrought…genius is about creating not maintaining. 🙂

      It’s up to the conservators of the DBD Archives here in the Gallery of Deplorables to keep up with and update it all. Not to mention that vague concepts like age and time are a bit slippery around these parts.

  • November 30, 2019 at 8:19 am

    With a body like that, cooks can be hired….’sides, she’ll keep your vehicles up to snuff….

    • November 30, 2019 at 9:22 am

      There’s always take out, it Sam’s what you come home to.

  • November 30, 2019 at 9:50 am
    Just Joe

    And when she throws in that ‘snuggle factor’, all is forgiven.

  • November 30, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Note that repulsed look on the faces of the kids mirrors Zed’s as he spits out the word, “politics” all reflecting the same distaste and disgust for the foulest of fowls.

    But there is always a chance for redemption even for burnt dead turkeys…

    2020 awaits.

  • November 30, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    God how I hate these scum: “This is what disrespectful white trash Americans look like,”

    AOC in a Che shirt would have them bowing and scraping to her awesome wokeness…that’s what an anti-American commie piece of shit looks like.

    • November 30, 2019 at 12:58 pm

      No worries, there’s something coming down the pike that’ll distract them:

      • November 30, 2019 at 3:04 pm

        War on tango organizations, absolutely. But it’s not about dope, that’s just a fund-raising gambit. Solve that aspect almost overnight with decriminalization and access to superior products at a tiny fraction of the price through legit channels, emptying jails of users and eliminating a shit-ton of ancillary crime that targets innocent citizens and not just addicts.

        They will then soon be de-banked and dis-armed, far easier to destroy at the border (NOT cross-border, fuck that) for those that continue with the true crime that they wreak…shoot to kill on sight; won’t take the scum that run their “cartels” and the gov agents that enable them (but I repeat myself) to get the message.

      • November 30, 2019 at 3:19 pm

        ”But it’s not about the dope” Apparently not… from the article: The Democrats are concerned this designation would mean they could no longer accept campaign donations from the drug cartels.

      • November 30, 2019 at 3:31 pm

        Oh they’re worried about it…but as stated it’s the tangoes and their enterprises that are supporters (and actually participants in) the terror orgs…like DNC etc. that will have their fundraisers shut down. But their main interest is the illegal invaders/voters which are only tangential to the dope mules. Have to make an exception to the border crossers only rule to include domestic tangoes too. 🙂

      • November 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

        You think Judge Roy Bean would have a field day with some of those murdering miscreants? Get a rope.

  • November 30, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    Look on the bright side of things…. ,Zed doesn’t have to replace the barn roof — again….

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    We live in stupid times. Our birthrates are below needed replacement amounts so liberals argue we need immigrants to fill the jobs and do the work while we’re on the cusp of easily replacing half the workforce with automation if it weren’t for humans still being marginally cheaper while liberals argue for $15/hr minimum wages and more paid benefits.

    But maybe now they’ll start reading their own press releases and the big Democrat-owned cities will switch from Planned Parenthood to free walk-in sterilization clinics:

    Earth Needs Fewer People to Beat the Climate Crisis, Scientists Say
    More than 11,000 experts sign an emergency declaration warning that energy, food and reproduction must change immediately.

    Since 81% of the US population is classified urban and living on only 3% of the land, it makes sense to require the large Progressive-dominated metropolises to reduce their populations to environmentally-sustainable levels. It’s only fair, they are the epicenters of the damage.

    • November 30, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      We are warned of oncoming massive unemployment as AI replaces workers.

    • December 1, 2019 at 12:04 am

      Agenda 21?

  • November 30, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Jeez, they live in Texas for god sake!! Cant Zed find anyone who can BBQ or Deep Fry a suitable bird for him? Sam is going to burn the F___ing house down one day! Lol!

  • November 30, 2019 at 8:42 pm
    • November 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm

      Yup, that’s about it, bringing in replacements who won’t be needed. A part of that is also keeping the Social Security & Medicare ponzi schemes going, need those young workers to funnel their “contributions” straight to the old people. When the jobs go away the imports will stop contributing and start taking, so everything will crash harder and faster. Make the peasants beg for communism!

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