The Farce Awakens.


  • December 17, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    91%? Egad! Really?

    • December 17, 2015 at 9:55 pm
      Chris Muir


      • December 18, 2015 at 11:05 am
        Oliver Heaviside

        Not including Social Security? Which technically is not welfare….

        Not challenging you. Im an engineer. I like to know how measurements are defined.

    • December 17, 2015 at 9:57 pm
      Cliff H

      A barn snake and a ratller look very much alike and both like to eat mice. Given the choice would you hire the rattler to keep you barn mouse-free just because he promised to never bite you?

      • December 18, 2015 at 11:41 am

        From Herb Albert and his Tijuana Brass:

        “Oh no! said the woman,
        You’ve bitten me, but why?
        You know your bite is poisonous,
        and now I’m going to die!
        Aw, shut up, silly woman
        said that reptile with a grin
        You knew darn well I was a snake
        before you took me in!”

        Said every Liberal ever, sooner or later.

      • December 18, 2015 at 11:48 am

        I first heard the song on a Herb Albert album.
        This is Al Wilson’s version.
        This should be the theme song for anti-terrorism.

      • December 18, 2015 at 8:05 pm

        depends if I planned to ever go back in that barn…

    • December 18, 2015 at 12:22 am

      Under sharia, the state/caliphate is supposed to provide for all of your needs. It’s a natural fit.

      • December 18, 2015 at 10:07 am
        Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

        Under sharia, welfare is considered their just due.
        Call it jizya and treat us like slaves: by their standards
        we are already conquered.

      • December 18, 2015 at 1:08 pm

        I don’t know directly about Sharia law, but the Iranian epic poem “Shanameh” was popular in Islamic Iran for centuries. It would never have been permitted to include stories contrary to Islamic belief.

        In these stories, there is a work ethic. Travelers are customarily welcome as guests for three days. After that, they are welcome to carry on with their journey, or if that is not their plan, they are welcome to take up an ax and cut wood. Just to give one example.

        This, of course, is custom and law governing relations between one Muslim and another. But it would apply to the Caliphate. ISIS, for example, expects its subjects to work and pay taxes, and provides for the needs of a small list of persons it regards as particularly deserving.

  • December 17, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Because to the prog PR machine, all truth is racism.

    Oh crap! They nabbed the manager down at UGO’s!

    • December 17, 2015 at 10:30 pm

      Suddenly, yesterday’s pizza delivery gains another layer of complexity.

      • December 18, 2015 at 9:31 am
        Unca Walt

        Just what I wuz thinkin’. Mr. Muir is ahead of us… again.

  • December 17, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    I’m sure this is just some country boys planning a little fireworks:

    Speculation that it is anything else would be RACIST!

    (p.s. that is one fine little (fire)cracker in that swing…)

    • December 18, 2015 at 12:45 am
      Tom Z

      And the fuse is lit on that (fire)cracker. See the fire from the fuse?

  • December 17, 2015 at 10:20 pm
    Spin Drift

    Round em up and ship back all the new ones. Then “vette the ones that are left. (By ‘vette I mean drag’em behind a pink ‘vette.) Sheesh I sound like Trump.

    Cognito Ergo Zoom

    • December 18, 2015 at 6:18 am
      Bill G

      Love it. Randall Garrett was known to alter it to “Coito ergo sum”.

      • December 18, 2015 at 8:25 am

        Got a hat that says Cogito Ergo Dubito

  • December 17, 2015 at 10:26 pm

    Damon is lucky only whites are allowed to be racist.

  • December 17, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    I’m looking for a source on the 91% rate because I’m only finding 12-15% when I google (which is bad enough at two to three times the national rate).

    • December 18, 2015 at 9:38 am
      Chris Muir
      • December 18, 2015 at 9:50 am

        Those stats need to be made more common knowledge.Voters need to know all they can about muslim refugees,to counter the “good press” the administration makes up about them.
        Note that on that web page,credit for those stats is given to Senator Sessions-maybe the only Senator with clear vision.

      • December 18, 2015 at 12:08 pm

        That’s 91% of _refugees_, not all Muslims in the U.S. If I’d had my city bombed out from under me and sought emergency refuge in another country with nothing but the clothes on my back, I’d take whatever assistance I could get, too.

      • December 18, 2015 at 4:09 pm

        I knew a family of ethnic-Bosnians in the 1990s. They were “muslim” by background, but effectively secular, non-practicing, and didn’t attend mosque. They did have their country bombed out from under them: they sent their children away just before the husband and wife were sent to Serbian concentration camps. They both separately escaped, were reunited with their children in western Europe, and eventually made it to the US.

        They arrived knowing little English, but taught themselves and the children spoke perfect, accentless English by the time I met them. Both the parents were educated as engineers, but they took whatever jobs they could find, no matter how demeaning or exhausting, to make their way. The only “charity” they took was some personal loans from some generous people they met in the US – which they paid back, though it took them more than half a decade.

        Ultimately, the parents finally found work again as engineers and the children got college educations.

        Being a refugee does not mean one will kick back on, ore even accept, welfare. However, if one is predisposed to a triumphalist, entitled ideology already…

  • December 17, 2015 at 11:11 pm
    Grunt GI

    So I have to say, not only does Sam have legs for days in that first frame, she must be drinking tequila somewhere cuz that dress looks like it’s gonna fall off.
    Which is much better than thinking about being overrun by Mohammedans. Which is what Hillare Belloc and Winston Churchill rightly called the members of the so-called religion of peace.

    • December 17, 2015 at 11:51 pm

      Grunt GI

      I can truthfully attest to the fact that tequila will not make clothes fall off the female form. It might assist loosening anything that binds, constricts or constrains, but will not cause falling off.

      • December 18, 2015 at 12:08 am
        Grunt GI

        That’s true, although it does loosen inhibitions as well as anything that constricts or constrains.

  • December 17, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    Don’t worry, everyone. The heroic GOP, long known to be the “lesser of two evils,” will surely save the day! All we have to do is make sure we get the right Republican in there, right?

    This is why I’ve voted third party for years and will continue to do so. I won’t waste a vote giving it to traitorous scum. If other conservatives, and not cuckservatives, had been doing the same all this time we may not be in the mess we are.

    • December 18, 2015 at 2:18 am

      Third party splits the vote, and it seems like every single time that split always goes to the demoncrap. Hold your nose, vote for the lesser of two evils. If you vote 3rd party, the demoncrap wins. If you don’t vote at all, the demoncrap wins.

      • December 18, 2015 at 4:53 am

        But if all we get is the democrap result, we have lost either way. Look at how little we got in the latest omnibus spending bill that it nearly done in Congress.

      • December 18, 2015 at 7:28 am

        Exactly! And don’t go on about judicial appointments or whatnot. Both parties are currently part of the Political Class, and do NOT desire to give up any portion of their power and prestige – which would be a requirement for returning national gov’t to its appropriate levels (which is a requirement for freedom).

      • December 18, 2015 at 9:19 pm

        Your mentality is what has put us in this situation. The more conservatives follow that self-defeating thought pattern the longer we’ll have no power. Tell me, why don’t you, where NOT voting third party has gotten us? Oh yeah, right here with a “Republican” power base filled to the brim with traitors and assorted scum. Oh yeah, that’s MUCH better than voting Democrat.

        Remember, a vote for the lesser evil is still a vote for evil. What did God tell Gideon? Go out in faith and let Him handle the lack of numbers. Maybe God’s just waiting for conservatives to grow a spine for once and not tremble at the thought of leaving the Republican teet because they’re all wetting their pants about “splitting the vote.”

    • December 18, 2015 at 10:02 am

      Only way I’m going 3P is if DT does.

      Does ANYTHING that wildman says even REMOTELY resemble cockservatism?

      He’s pretty much gone 3P already, he just hijacked the R to go with him.

      Trump/Cruz ’16
      Cruz/? ’20

  • December 17, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    Chris, can you provide provenance for that 91% figure? As much as I detest the rabid jizzlamic koranimals, it sounds far too high. Or does it exclude convenience stores & taxis? Unquestionably the damp folks originating from south of the Rio Grande and our own domestic Entitlement Class dominate the parasitic underclass, yet I’ve never previously heard the jizzlamists noted as a big portion of that group of squandered organic chemicals.

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:20 am
    • December 18, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      I’ve been thinking about point number one there for a while.

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:26 am

    ‘Cause, Sam…”Racist” and “Cracker” are terms the Progs wield like a cudgel whenever they see the truth coming…They set it up that way to keep us silent and taking it…

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:30 am

    Well I might sound like some kind of racist but I would like all the Rag Heads to go back to where they came from. Don’t bring any more in!

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:37 am
    • December 18, 2015 at 3:05 am
      Otto Didact

      So if some Moe comes over here with 4 wives, he gets to STAY married to ’em? Or do 3 of ’em become unofficial wies and only one is married? I thought having multiple wives was against the law here. Did that change when the wedding officiator started having to pronounce people “husband and husband” or “wife and wife”?

      • December 18, 2015 at 7:50 am

        First Amendment. Since it’s a tenet of the religion, the law does not apply. Well, except for Mormons. But I suspect that’s because the progressives aren’t afraid that Mormons will behead them, and do not see the Mormons as allies against the West. (They’re correct on the latter, but if they believe the former they’ve obviously never read up on the Danites and/or Orrin Porter Rockwell.)

        BTW, on the freedom of religion part, I once ran across a rather large guy in stir who declared that he was a Satanist, and that his rituals to worship “the Great God Lucifuge Rofocale” required that the prison system supply him with Harvey’s Bristol Creme for his “devotions”, filing a lawsuit to that effect.

        I believe he settled for Southern Comfort.

        clear ether


    • December 18, 2015 at 7:54 am

      There is the same issue in Utah with the Mormon Polygamists.
      One legal wife is supported by the husband and the rest are on welfare for the kids.

      Muslim men are allowed up to four wives, but must provide equally for each.

      Welfare as it is now, needs to go away. It creates sloth and avarice.

      • December 18, 2015 at 11:16 am
        Otto Didact

        Pamela wrote:
        “Welfare as it is now, needs to go away. It creates sloth and avarice.”

        I would have to disagree with you, Pamela. Welfare doesn’t CREATE sloth and avarice. Sloth and avarice were around for a long while before welfare was created.

        No, Ma’am, welfare ENCOURAGES sloth and avarice. It most certainly REWARDS nicely.

        I do agree that it needs to go away. Unfortunately, like so many ills plaguing our society, welfare will not “go away” until/unless the republic is rebooted and restored to a pre-Marbury-v-Madison condition. That, I am firmly convinced, will certainly require a revolution.

      • December 18, 2015 at 5:16 pm


        I should have learned by now that my comments should not be done at zero dark 30. Especially before coffee. You are correct that sloth and avarice are not caused by welfare, but it does aide and abet its proliferation.

        I do have a solution for some of the illness plaguing us, though people will decry it at so many levels. Make the age of consent 18 years and 1 day for both sexes. Birth control of some form (and I don’t mean abortion) must be used should the consenting parties decide to fornicate. Having a child out of wedlock is not a guarantee of welfare benefits. Lock down the money spigot and see what happens.

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:38 am
    Lon Mead

    “Why is it when I list crises progressives are directly responsible for, I sound like some racist cracker?”

    As Gordon Liddy rather famously explained, the trick is not minding.

    • December 18, 2015 at 11:18 am

      Meh. Islam is not a race. Push that in the face of every vileprog that says it is.

  • December 18, 2015 at 2:40 am

    Every bit of land that a Muslim stands on is conquered ground, or ground that Islam intends to conquer.

  • December 18, 2015 at 6:23 am
    Bill G

    Islam is a religion, not a race. But if I protest massive influxes of them it’s racism.
    Judaism is a religion, not a race. But if I protest/act against Israel/Judaism it’s fine.
    To quote Bruiser LaRue, “How’s a thing like that work?”
    Chris, don’t you want a period after the U in US?

    • December 18, 2015 at 7:15 am

      Islam is a political party, not a race. Yes, really.

      • December 18, 2015 at 7:59 am

        More exactly, it is a cultural movement devoted to conquest in the name of a deity. This puts it in the same category as the Persians under Darius (ruler= “living god”).

        There is also a close correlation with the Taiping rebellion in China;

        Its “prophet”, Hong Xiquan, believed himself to be the younger brother of Jesus of Nazareth, a “revelation” which came to him in a field one morning. After which he launched a fifteen-year reign of terror that killed over 25 million people, mostly the sort of peasants he claimed to be the benefactor of.

        Islam has simply had 14 centuries in which to work, rather than a decade and a half.

        clear ether


      • December 18, 2015 at 3:04 pm

        Oooo. Never saw that parallel with the Taiping rebellion…

        Separately, I’d read that he had his revelation after flunking the government’s bureaucracy-promotion examination and having a fit?

      • December 18, 2015 at 10:33 pm


        This how the progs are slipping the radicals in under our noses.

    • December 18, 2015 at 8:17 am

      Until you recognize that Islam is a political movement masquerading as a religion, you are never going to come to grips with it.

  • December 18, 2015 at 7:24 am

    I would have figured that you’d name this cartoon “The Club,” as “Racist” is the cudgel with which the left has been beating ANYONE who criticizes their policies….

  • December 18, 2015 at 7:34 am

    As an aside, read about Julian the Apostate (Roman emperor in mid-300s). It will help confirm that, as the Preacher (in Ecclesiastes) said, “There’s nothing new under the sun.”

  • December 18, 2015 at 8:33 am

    Buy more ammo and hope you don’t need it.

    Observation: Sam needs to uncross her legs. Sitting like that will cut off her circulation.

    • December 18, 2015 at 11:12 am
      Oliver Heaviside

      Darn right she needs to uncross!

  • December 18, 2015 at 10:18 am

    They’re BOTH CRACKERS!

    So am I !

    We are all in the Club.

    Crackers have been in Florida since the 1500’s punching cattle. (I never got that punching cattle bit. ba bump) There are more cattle in Florida than in Texas. But goats ate most all the grass in Texas and the soil washed away or blew away. Hence the Goat Wars. Did a new episode open in theaters recently?
    By my recollection existing US law backed by the constitution could be used to expel all actual Muslims. By some interpretations they could never be citizens or any of their descendents, as they cannot meet the qualifications and other such things. It takes will to be great. We have to have more will than those whose cult demands that all who are not them be dominated or destroyed. I have some sites, but others can better explain those ideas.
    Many Muslims should self examine and realize that they are not Muslims expect wanting the sex slaves and plunder and jizrah and things as well as that ‘all Muslims who leave Islam must be killed by Muslims’ thingy.
    All truth is denounced by globalist paid Rachel Madcow as racist.

    I can see cows when looking out my window.
    Thank God none is Rachel Madcow.
    I also can see turkey, a Great Blue Heron, Oak, grass, hogs, finches, vegetation, squirrels, vultures, Bald Eagles, Ospreys, hawks, migratory birds, much wildlife and insects, butterflies and all sorts. I am between the bear crossing and the panther crossing for the next 17 miles signs.
    My existence started on a cattle ranch South of here.

    Muslims consider all welfare to be jizrah due them for their being superior Muslims. They consider all non Muslims inferior.

    They are Borg. (so to speak)

    Look. The Swedes are dealing with their Borg Muslims,

    Soros and Hillary and others including USA NGO’s spent billions “educating” people across the Middle East, North Africa, Ukraine, the Balkans in the 1980’s and 1990’s, and elsewhere to spark “democratic” overthrow of governments.
    George also paid to get Democrat Secretary of States elected across the US to do their duty certifying election results. He also is financing getting invaders granted green cards to become citizens if they have been here 5 years. We are just another country he has financed a coup in. he was a big backer in obama’s “elections / selections.”

    This lady followed her progressive rules system control taught orders and closed down a man’s vegetable cart and confiscated all of his means to earn a living for his family. The man immolated himself.

    Hillary and friends made all the moves that would make the fire grow. And grow it did.
    Trump points at Hillary.

    and Hillary has.

    And we did what had to be done. It took a long time.

    I had several more sites that would have naturally fit, but they went missing. 🙂
    New boss same as the old boss in the budget halfass Omnibus surrender bill.
    Surrender is sort of like submission? Right?

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