One, those young ladies are definitely NOT nude. They are wearing swim suits, just barely.
Two, if only I could get some lessons from Sam on how to conceal while wearing a micro-string… If there were a way to make my Sig disappear while wearing something so conducive to a good tan…
And before you ask… No, I do not have a bikini filling figure as ‘robust’ as the girls.
May 21, 2023 at 11:52 pm
Mike-SMO
Always “distraction” when you draw. Fractions of “instants” count.
A Lil nip slip, a Lil pink. Jiggles and wiggles, smiles and giggles, girls of caliber to knock any true man stiff.
Fastest tent raising event in Texas history.
Now cut shot to fish mouth staring at the girls, with a pitched tent in her dress…which would truly answer the question, and kill any fan fantasies of the readers.
Cut to two new Fed CIs staring at stage and balloon.
“Don’t give a shit what DC wants. I ain’t missing out on this show no matter what.”
Their table says, “good choice boys, welcome to Gunpowder. “
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Zed, they are your daughters. Be proud.
Every eye in that crowd hasn’t blinked in a long time for fear they might miss something…..
Appreciate the concealed Heinlein reference ; )
OK, I’ll bite
Why fathers have sleepless nights when daughters are that age.
clear ether
eon
My dad used to say that daughters are the curse of being a man
I was always taught that daughters were God’s judgement on you for having been a teenage boy at one point.
cheers
eon
@eon, pretty accurate witticism, but…
But if they taught that to you so hard that it sunk all the way in and deprived you of the most sublime gift that God has ever given…tragic.
There is significant pain, but there is no greater joy.
Is that a KSG I see? 😉
Sam must have studied under Minerva Long, and then taught the twins the same arts of “concealment”! (Not the least of which is DISTRACTION!)
Minerva, and Allucquere, and I think the lot of ’em. Concealed carry while naked is quite an art ; )
Two points friend…
One, those young ladies are definitely NOT nude. They are wearing swim suits, just barely.
Two, if only I could get some lessons from Sam on how to conceal while wearing a micro-string… If there were a way to make my Sig disappear while wearing something so conducive to a good tan…
And before you ask… No, I do not have a bikini filling figure as ‘robust’ as the girls.
Always “distraction” when you draw. Fractions of “instants” count.
Sam taught them concealed carry, but they must have gotten lessons in sleight of hand and/or mind control from…someone else.
Speaking of sleight of hand…
https://www.theepochtimes.com/informant-linked-to-biden-bribery-allegations-now-missing-rep-comer-says_5266094.html?utm_source=China&src_src=China&utm_campaign=uschina-2023-05-21&src_cmp=uschina-2023-05-21&utm_medium=email&est=aZ6zA6OPfukuNKBzxjFRgkLHTGGMm44DfUIYi%2B5HdgEMo8N3alSWM95GTJI%3D
So who taught Braindead the art of the ‘cide…was it Hillz or Pooty?
The apples never fall far from the tree …
The deadliest weapons are still concealed…a little…some
Bet they don’t play this one there…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7DniRWRA7s
When did they hear that ZZ Top song from back in the ’90s? That’s a pretty obscure tune. Fitting, however.
Could be worse, could be another ZZ tune…
and that’s ‘Zed Zed Top’ up here, y’all 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCUCSqcSnac
Or Bob Seger….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbmxmGMuVQo
And Zed goes into ‘hear no see no speak no’ mode.
Zed can at least take solace in the fact that their theme song isn’t “Pearl Necklace.”
Poor Zed. At least my daughters are past that stage. On the other hand, my oldest grand daughter just got married — but there are more ….
All they really need in Texas, is DeSantis…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7DniRWRA7s
But we will take a pair of those pairs down here too though.
Dammit, another old link…try this one:
https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=Warning+To+Immigrants+Florida&qpvt=warning+to+immigrants+florida&FORM=EWRE
Apparently they’ve had extensive Hammerspace Training.
1860 Colts, loveliest revolver ever!
A Lil nip slip, a Lil pink. Jiggles and wiggles, smiles and giggles, girls of caliber to knock any true man stiff.
Fastest tent raising event in Texas history.
Now cut shot to fish mouth staring at the girls, with a pitched tent in her dress…which would truly answer the question, and kill any fan fantasies of the readers.
Cut to two new Fed CIs staring at stage and balloon.
“Don’t give a shit what DC wants. I ain’t missing out on this show no matter what.”
Their table says, “good choice boys, welcome to Gunpowder. “