Let’s Book.


  • December 6, 2015 at 9:50 pm
    Greg B


  • December 6, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Does Barry swallow or spit?

    • December 7, 2015 at 10:06 am

      Good grief, where’s the brain bleach?

    • December 7, 2015 at 10:07 am

      Speaker Boner is the guy who made Barry a pitcher and not just a catcher.

      Bow Barry. Barry spits or swallows as instructed.

  • December 6, 2015 at 10:01 pm
    Grunt GI

    Blah,Blah, Blah…rinse, repeat…the man is clearly overwhelmed and out of ideas…it appears the “run out the clock” foreign policy will be continued.
    All he cares about is gun control and global warming.

  • December 6, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    Over his pay grade since day one. /// Glad to see the eye patch gone, whatever he has been sippin’ worked.

  • December 6, 2015 at 10:22 pm

    But, could it be…?

    They are not so stupid as to not know that every one of their blood dances, every one of their blame games, every call for “tolerance” of terror infiltration…is another wakeup call to sleeping patriots, another shot of resolve, another spike in private arsenal acquisition.

    So is it intentional? Is the anti-ism just a ruse? Is the real plan for internal war would so preoccupy and divert the resistance so as to ease external attack and conquest? Or could they believe that their worship of Gaia and the new order would be served by the mutual annihilation of the hordes, leaving only the elite and their servants to rule and reign over their imagined version of a gilded eden?

    Pure speculation as to true aim and motive, but there is just no way that this very aligned and dogged propaganda machine is clueless to the increasingly likely class warfare that their actions are engendering. There is something very dark and hidden at play here, and as I’ve speculated many times before, BO is burned out but is just a puppet, a stepping stone in the real plan…whatever it may be.

    • December 7, 2015 at 6:34 am
      Cliff H

      If you want to go full conspiracy on this, and why not, his “fundamental change” of America would result in a huge tumult in the world economy and a battle for power between Russia and China. America would be (no longer is) the protector of smaller nations and in the turmoil the New Caliphate would have free reign in the Middle East, the Mediteranian, and Europe with only token resistance from Russia occupied with containing China. America would be a shambles left to the Progressive demagogues to try to turn into a socialist Utopia before the Caliphate swarmed over us as well.

      Not saying this would happen, but it could well be a BHO wet dream.

  • December 6, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    So, for anyone keeping count, the Constitutional-scholar President just demanded congress strip Americans of their 5th Amendment rights as a pretext for suppressing their 2nd Amendment rights.

    Also for those keeping score, about a month ago several congressional lawmakers called for the National Rifle Association to be declared a terrorist organization and placed on the Watch List.

    And yet he still dumped it on “congressional inaction” rather that just announcing an Executive Order against those same Americans. So deep down, he still does know the actual score:…

    “Good? Bad? I’m the Guy with a Gun.”

    • December 6, 2015 at 11:12 pm
      Delilah T

      Where are you getting that ‘strip Americans of 5th amendment rights’? I ran a search for it and nothing turned up. Ted Cruz tried to do something back in January but failed. Where’s your backup for what you said?

      • December 6, 2015 at 11:39 pm

        In his speech tonight he demanded that congress enact a law that forbids selling a firearm to anyone on the Terrorist Watch List (nevermind that the San Bernadino couple were not on the list). That’s a list with ~40% false positives, no due process for inclusion, no notification of addition, no way to ever get oneself removed from, and that Democrats have recently called for every member of the NRA to be placed on. Some bureaucrat just types your name into a database and *bang*, your gun store FBI NICS check won’t go through – even if you’ve never been convicted of anything.

        That’s an attack on the 2nd Amendment by negating the “…nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law…” clause of the 5th Amendment.

      • December 7, 2015 at 12:05 am
        Chris Muir

        I’ll be getting to this.

      • December 7, 2015 at 2:39 am

        Guess that means you haven’t lost your First Amendment rights………yet.

      • December 7, 2015 at 2:48 pm

        No, no, Grape – Attorney General Lynch broke the First Amendment the day before the speech.

        Try to keep up here.

      • December 7, 2015 at 12:47 am

        My point exactly about spiking private arsenals…this’ll be good for another 20 million or so.

        I’m thinking of making a McD’s type sign for my shop. Instead of Ronald and his burgers, mine will feature a different clown; Obama with pistols in both hands, EBR’s slung over both shoulders, and a changeable sign that reads “Over 100 Million Sold Since 2008”.

        Keep it up, Bobo.

      • December 7, 2015 at 8:12 am

        Guess the dictionary and I will have to disagree with you about the definition of a pistol, eh?
        Pistol: a handgun whose chamber is integral with the barrel
        The chamber on a revolver is in the cylinder, hence it’s a revolver, not a pistol. You learn everything you know from Roy Rogers?
        Sorry Chris, cannot stand for someone to spread an untruth about weapons.

      • December 7, 2015 at 9:49 am

        “You learn everything you know from Roy Rogers?”

        Nah, Samuel Colt.

        Your snippy response to the other commenter needed correcting, and now your ignorance and snotty rejoinder begs further education and specific cites:

        From Guns&Ammo’s terminology guide last year:

        “Pistol vs. Handgun
        There is some gray area with this one. Some use the term “handgun” to describe any hand-held firearm, but only use “pistol” in reference to semi-automatic handguns — not revolvers. I’m of the school that believes pistol and handgun may be used interchangeably. Here’s why.

        One authoritative source, The NRA Firearms Sourcebook, defines a pistol as “a generic term for a hand-held firearm. Often used more specifically to refer to a single-shot, revolver or semi-automatic handgun.”

        Then there’s the historical record. Though there’s debate over whence the term “pistol” arose, by the late 16th century it was commonly used to describe any hand-held gun. It even appeared in works by William Shakespeare. Then along came Samuel Colt, who described his cylinder-firearm invention as a “revolving pistol.”

        “Pistol” was an established part of the vernacular long before the semi-auto handgun. Therefore it’s safe to say all handguns are pistols, and all pistols are handguns.”

        OPD, you may putz around in your gray area, but when you purport expertise and wrongly chastise others, you will be admonished. Continue your petty and wrong argument if you please, but direct your weak snark to G&A, NRA, or Sam Colt.

        Sorry Chris, I know you don’t like internecine argument, but after nearly forty years in the firearms biz I’ve come to dislike the tendency of some with a little knowledge to attempt to correct and embarrass others when they themselves often need correcting.

      • December 7, 2015 at 1:03 am
        Delilah T

        Well, we ARE having a warmish winter and the East Coast is having a snow drought, probably due to all the hot air and ‘yap-yap-yap’ coming out of Foggy Bottom.

        Personally, I think they’re running scared. No ideas. No talents. No skills. They keep repeating themselves. You can almost predict what the next ‘yap-yap-yap’ episode will be.

        You do realize that every time that dipshit says ‘GUNZZZ’ , the sales of firearms and ammunition go up, don’t you?

        This is almost as much fun as calling my dentist and asking him how come he missed a cracked tooth when I went to him in October.

        Just don’t get paranoid, okay? Be alert and aware.

      • December 7, 2015 at 7:39 am

        If you’re not paranoid now, you’re definitely not aware enough.

      • December 7, 2015 at 8:31 am
        Mj Larkins

        It’s not paranoia if the government IS actually going after you…

  • December 6, 2015 at 11:03 pm
    Delilah T

    Well, I’m impressed that the word ‘terrorism’ finally left that dorkwad’s lips. However, he did refer to ISIS/Daesh as ISIL. Guess it’s hard to give up bad habits, isn’t it? Now Miss Lo-ret-ta Lynch, the AG, is threatening to prosecute anyone who engages in hate speech that will lead to violence against muslims? Well, how’s she gonna do that if there are 10 MILLION or even 100 MILLION Americans letting that silly bitch know they are well and truly pissed off? Are the box cars lining up on the railroad tracks?

    Has anyone EVER seen anyone in any government say anything that STOOPID, besides Neville Chamberlain’s ‘peace in our time’ thingy?

    Can any of the people in the current (lack of) administration act or say things that are any STOOPIDER than they have already said and done?

    Just so you guys know, da prezzie signed an NRA-backed bill into law last week, which allows military personnel on military bases to carry concealed weapons for their own protection. And he still can’t seem to say ISIS? And then there’s that sheriff in upstate New York who is telling everyone in his county to get and carry personal weapons, and his deputies are to carry their weapons, even when off-duty. That’s my kind of gun control.

    Can we get Sam Kinnison revived so that he can do that ‘Say it! SAY it! SA-A-AY IT!’ thing he used to do on the idjits in WDC?

    Seriously, Chris, this is comedy gold right here in – what’s the name of this place? O-o-o-o-oh, right! AMERICA! Say it! SAY IT! SA-A-AY IT!

    I feel so much better now. 😉

    • December 6, 2015 at 11:44 pm

      Back when the original DOOM video game came out, it was also one of the first games that supported player Modding of itself. I knew some guys who took the sound file for the “BFG 9000” (the super-gun that made a big flash of light and killed everything in front of you) firing sequence and replaced it with a recording of Sam Kinnison screaming.

      So you’d hit the fire key, you’d hear “OH!-OOOOOOOOOHH!!“, …and everything died ;).

      • December 6, 2015 at 11:54 pm

        That is awesome!

      • December 7, 2015 at 8:49 am

        He was before my time but I was introduced to Kinnison through a similar mod. Red Baron 3d, wound a pilot in an aircraft and you’d be met with the Sam Kinnison yell. It was a long slippery slope into his humor from that point lol.

    • December 6, 2015 at 11:55 pm
      Polly Cy

      I have a list of the 10 all-time “Stoopidest” things said by political leaders that I use in class when interest starts to flag. Neville’s “Peace in our time” is on it, but several spots down the list from his, “Hitler is a gentleman. He helped me on with my coat.” It breaks my heart, but some of them will have to be sacrificed to make room for bon mots from our Dear Leader.

      • December 7, 2015 at 2:11 am

        I’d like to see this sans-Obama list.

      • December 7, 2015 at 11:37 am
        Polly Cy

        Teasers: Number 2 is Henry Stimson’s 1929 remark when closing down the “Black Chamber” (The DOS intercept and code breaking unit) “Gentlemen Don’t read each other’s mail.” #9 is from a radio interview I head with a junior member of Congress named Jon Christensen some years ago: “America was founded on the idea of 50 equal states.”

      • December 7, 2015 at 1:20 pm

        First time Chamberlain met Hitler he thought he was a butler — handed Adolf his coat and hat.

      • December 7, 2015 at 1:39 pm
        Polly Cy

        Didn’t stop him from making the “gentleman” remark, though, although I admit there could have been an element of face-saving involved.

  • December 6, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    This, you illiterate screw-heads, is my BOOM STICK!

  • December 7, 2015 at 1:21 am
    Ryk E Lee

    Hey, Zed lost the Nick Fury eyepatch. I was just getting used to it.

  • December 7, 2015 at 1:23 am

    Greatest firearms salesman evah.

  • December 7, 2015 at 2:07 am

    What do you expect from a Stalinist who wears mom jeans, rides a girl’s bike, and dons a sissy helmet ? Next man put in office better have big brass ones that drag on the ground……

    • December 7, 2015 at 3:25 am
      Otto Didact

      I expect she will. Hildabeast could donate one to Obozo and still have a full set – or so I’ve heard it said, anyhow.

      • December 7, 2015 at 3:37 am

        There are no brakes on the Trump Train.

  • December 7, 2015 at 4:22 am

    The Obama gun sales phenomenon happens to be the topic of my latest column. Black Friday was a record-breaker.

    • December 7, 2015 at 7:45 am

      I say again, greatest gun salesman evah. Every time that asswipe opens its yap, hundreds of thousands of guns move into the mix.

  • December 7, 2015 at 7:12 am
    Bill G

    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
    Is that what Obola wants for this country?
    How many of the people who do wish for it understand what would happen to the world economy if they achieve it?

    • December 7, 2015 at 7:46 am

      Insufficient. Obviously.

      • December 7, 2015 at 8:26 am

        Oh, they understand. Most of them are in favor of it. The nihilism of the far left, especially the deep-eco contingent, is one of the factors most rational people overlook. When the likes of John Holdren call for the “de-development” of the planet, they don’t mean “back to the year 1900”, they’re demanding “back to Mohenjo-Daro”, or earlier.

        One such Himmler-wannabee summed it up;

        We have wished, we eco-freaks, for a disaster or for a social change to come and bomb us into Stone Age, where we might live like Indians in our valley, with our localism, our appropriate technology, our gardens, our homemade religion-guilt-free at last!

        -Stewart Brand

        Another likened giving mankind unlimited energy (say, fusion) to “giving a chimpanzee a machine gun”.

        And Genghis Khan is now their folk hero, because in his time he exterminated about one-tenth of the then-existing human race;

        They’re holding out for killing 90%+. Because they believe only the “true defenders of Gaia” (themselves) deserve to live.

        Their pre-Paleolithic, primitivist Utopia/Eden doesn’t include anybody else. Tom Clancy nailed them exactly in Rainbow Six. But then, he nailed the left in general in The Sum of All Fears, too.

        To be a leftist, progressive, whatever, you have to have three things;

        1. A belief in your own perfection;

        2. A gut full of hate for everybody you see as inferior to you;

        3. And an assortment of fantasies and delusions about what A Perfect World would be like, many of them contrary to biology and physics.

        Once you understand this, the behavior of the left is no longer a mystery.

        clear ether


      • December 7, 2015 at 8:54 am

        …guilt-free at last!

        That’s the kicker. They want to escape all personal accountability. That end justifies any means, in their minds.

      • December 7, 2015 at 4:13 pm
        Delilah T

        Eon, do those mindless robots (I don’t know what to call them) know, even vaguely, that their demand for ‘green fuel’ is causing massive erosion, excessive use of fertilizers polluting water resources, killing off the shrimp breeding wetlands in the MS delta, removing marginal land from conservation and loss of wetlands to bump up corn production – all for MORE ETHANOL IN GAS, when there is a glut of crude oil?

        The Saudis removed the production ceiling on crude today. That will drive crude oil prices down to 1960s levels, and increase the current surplus.

        And that dimwit – that Fool on the Hill wants MORE ethanol added to fuel supplies to stretch them, when we have a F#@!#KKING SURPLUS WORLDWIDE.

        The echoes of the 1960s ‘clean up the water and farmlands’ are running through my head. The damage to the environment will take decades to repair.

      • December 7, 2015 at 8:02 pm
        Otto Didact

        Something else to think about re: ethanol. If you tried, you could not design a WORSE motor fuel than ethanol. It is hygroscopic (flat out sucks water out of the air) and corrosive. Add to that a huge difference in the amount of energy per unit volume compared to any petroleum-based fuel and you have a really bad idea for a motor fuel. I read an article a few years back that indicated that when you include all the energy expenditures necessary to produce the stuff (said energy coming almost entirely from petroleum based fuels) ethanol requires consumption of roughly 1.5 gallons of fossil fuel for every gallon of ethanol produced. That for a fuel which is less energy dense than what it is expected to replace. Why burn a gallon and a half of diesel fuel to produce a motor fuel which yields up to 30% worse fuel economy than the fuel used to produce it? It’s like spending $1,000 to “make” $700. Using ethanol for motor fuel is madness!

      • December 7, 2015 at 6:19 pm

        So basically, they are all just a bunch of genocidal retards that need culling in the worst possible way

      • December 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

        You understand them.

        Actually goats transformed the Sahara from areas of forest and jungle with settlements and rivers and roads to the rock and sand pile it s now.
        The goats eat to the root and eat the roots of he plants and grasses. The resulting erosion changes the ecology as there is eventually no more soil.
        They change parts of texas from grassland and forests to the rock and sand that is in much of it. Go a bit outside Austin and see what goats can do.

        The Econuts should ban goats.

        There may be a problem with that as with the goats gone, more Moose Limb women may be in demand for sex by the unsatisfied Moose Limb men, and, many with their genitals cut out of them by the Moose Limbs may not have that much desire for it any longer.
        I can still discuss this sort of stuff? Right? We still have our guns to defend that Free Speech thingy. Right? It’s not like I brought up that Afghanistan (and elsewhere) Moose Limb saying that ‘women are for procreation and boys are for loving.’ I did not bring that up. Ayatollah Khomeini also had some fatwas concerning that stuff being OK, but, I did not bring that up here either.

      • December 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm

        I forgot to add that removing those areas from large participation in the carbon cycle has reduced the carbon dioxide in the system and likely the oxygen free roaming in the atmosphere as well.
        Plants thrive on more carbon dioxide.
        People and animals thrive on mre oxygen.
        Reducing the amount of flow in the carbon cycle is neither good for man nor beast and hurts plants.

        Can you hear the plants screaming?

        (Put that idea in their head and you will get some people saying that they can.)

  • December 7, 2015 at 7:50 am

    As pointed out above, the lack of due process is even more egregious as now he is EO attacking an enumerated right in the constitution concerning the right to bear arms. Zipped out with a pen. Not acceptable acts by the white house Occupier.
    Fun pick. She has plenty of spares and hand outs to the to be ‘newly formed Neighborhood Protection Hillary Fun Reeducation Camp candidates.’
    i also may be in love again. 🙂

    And Infowars’ take on it:
    Full Trump interview by Alex Jones just prior to the San Bernadino incident:

  • December 7, 2015 at 8:11 am

    I didn’t watch or listen to the paper doll behind the lectern.
    If I want to watch a out of control child throw a temper tantrum, I’ll go to the market on a Saturday. It’s poor form for a President to do it anywhere.

    “Swallow the Second Amendment”.
    Silly child, you would choke.

    • December 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm

      “Eat This!”

      -Corporal Hicks, Aliens.

  • December 7, 2015 at 8:34 am
    Mj Larkins

    Bruce Campbell just called. He approves of this message!

  • December 7, 2015 at 8:57 am

    “Well, I’ve got news for you Obama, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”

  • December 7, 2015 at 9:57 am
    Unca Walt

    Obama could not lead a group in silent prayer.

  • December 7, 2015 at 10:02 am

    ISIS and ISIL are the same thing. The S is for “al-Sham”, or greater Syria, which doesn’t have well defined borders, but is larger than the current country of Syria. The L is for Levant, which is roughly the same area, but the word has been used in English longer.

    What the organization hates is being called Daesh (or Da’esh). That follows the transliteration of their Arabic name, but some variations are insults. The French have now officially started using Daesh as of the Paris attacks for the terrorist group.

  • December 7, 2015 at 10:32 am

    Wasn’t Senator Ted Kennedy on the no-fly list? If I remember correctly he was not amused. I was amused but he wasn’t.

    • December 7, 2015 at 11:24 am

      Yes. It was a rare moment of clarity for our government. If he could turn an Oldsmobile into a submarine, imagine what he’d do with an airliner.

  • December 7, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Obama attacks America.

    Days that will live in infamy.

    I honor all of the veterans of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor including all of those that I have personally known or met. All of the veterans of the attack that I knew have passed on.

  • December 7, 2015 at 2:08 pm
    B Woodman

    “As President, I’ll SWALLOW your Second Amendment”.

    Boathouse Barry approves of this message.

    • December 7, 2015 at 2:15 pm

      Wasn’t that Bathhouse Barry?
      Not to disagree as I always learn new things about people. 🙂
      And did not Rohm Emmanuel frequent those same bathhouses in Chicago?

      • December 7, 2015 at 5:17 pm
        B Woodman

        You’re probably correct. Somehow in my mind it got stuck on “Boathouse”. And as for Barry and Rahm (Rohm?) (somehow, RAHM seems more appropriate), Shitcago birds of a feather. . . .

  • December 7, 2015 at 2:48 pm

    OT, but relevant just the same…74 years ago today just about to the minute, another group attacked the US. Our losses were huge but even though it took several years the enemy was vanquished. A moment of silent remembrance would be appropriate.

    We are currently under attack by an enemy not nearly so identifiable and not nearly so subject to traditional defense methods, but that is largely because the retribution was so long in coming and so wrong in execution and yes that part is Bush’s fault. The measures undertaken in 1945 would not have been out of place in 2005 but now more than ten years on we have allowed such a spread and such an infiltration that those measures would not completely end the problem…but it would go a long way toward it, and combined with other resolute measures success would come. I wasn’t alive yet the last time, and I may not still be alive the next time, but I do think it’s the only way out.

    God bless the men who lost their lives at Pearl in ’41, and the men who did what they had to do in ’45.

    And God bless the souls of all who died at the hands of the current enemy, and guide the minds and hands of the ones who will ultimately do what they have to do to save the world once again.

  • December 7, 2015 at 3:49 pm

    I will be 73 in a few weeks, but there are still some of ‘The Greatest Generation’ still alive and drinking beer at the Legion and VFW. Next group to go will be Korean war vets, then my generation who were in Occupied Germany, Japan and Korea. God save us all, and grant that our younger colleagues will continue to fight the good fight as they get older.

  • December 7, 2015 at 4:22 pm
    Delilah T

    I can’t think of a better way for a political party to destroy itself than to put a flippant, disinterested, uninformed slacker like the one we have now, into that office.
    I sat through the Watergate hearings. What is going on now, is far worse than a pack of idiotic grown men breaking into a shrink’s office or burglarizing a political party’s headquarters. That whole thing was just stupid.
    But this? If there are more of these attacks, I will not be surprised. They seem to be following a time frame for each one. The news headline this morning was that Belgium is on ‘Terror Alert’, meaning les Belgiques had an alert.
    People look to the President for a course of action, which is natural. Soothing words are useless when people are slaughtered. This (lack of) administration is dooming its own party and doing a fine job of it.

  • December 7, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    The TSA grossly abusing people daily.
    The IRS being used for political punishment.
    The NSA on the verge of installing video surveillance on every room in your house.
    The Dollar being used as toilet paper.
    The country being flooded with rabid enemies.
    Feminists and fagots dictating policy and persecuting people with the power of government behind them to make them conform to their pervert dreams or else.
    Affirmative action turning justice upside down.
    The millions on welfare whose lives can not be recovered.
    Our children’s lives being ruined by Common Core methods of education designed with the purpose of destroying their brains.
    Our universities turned into cesspools of the most anti American ideas you can imagine and worse.
    Ignoring the Constitution as if it was a joke.
    A mad emperor who dictates through czars.
    Our country being made the laughingstock of the planet.
    A debt that there’s no way to repay.
    Vermin like Soros putting a Manchurian baboon in the White House.

    AND . . . nobody moved a finger . . . most specially the one finger that should have been moved . . .

    So dream on . . .

    “I sometimes wonder whether the socialists will issue an edict requiring all firearms to have a pink ribbon tied to the barrel, just to get a belly laugh as the panicked descendants of once-proud American patriots scurry to comply.” — (Unknown)

    The 2nd Amendment is like tattooing wings on a pig . . . it won’t make it fly . . .

  • December 7, 2015 at 4:59 pm
    Andrew Benghazi


  • December 7, 2015 at 5:20 pm
    B Woodman

    “Come get some”.
    Allow me a little editing.
    “Cum get some”.
    I know Chris can’t necessarily put that in the strip, but that’s where MY mind (floating down the gutter) went when I read it.

  • December 7, 2015 at 7:26 pm
    Delilah T

    You guys do know that the commie party in Venezuela got the boot over the weekend, don’t you?

    Like I said, what better way to destroy your credibility than to do what these slugs have been doing… and failing?

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