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  • July 21, 2023 at 12:08 am
    James/G

    Another traffic accident, caused by an illegal immigrant?

    Usually you rear-end someone, you’re at fault. But since the fellow is ‘Asylum seeker,’ dollars to donuts Pelosi Blames the WHITE PEOPLE!

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    • July 21, 2023 at 12:12 pm
      Alan Roberts

      Seems like a desirable extension of the Jo/Jeff technology would be stealthy, long-endurance, armed drones that lift-off whenever a Owens clan member is leaving the property and loiter overhead, to interdict drunken illegal alien thugs when they cross the center line (or other such threats).

      “Why no Special Agent Fubar, I have no idea why that vehicle appears to have been hosed with a GAU-8/A … There don’t seem to be any spent 30mm depleted uranium rounds anywhere on the scene.” (Assuming the hemimetic poly-alloy ’rounds’ would have regrouped and left the scene for pickup before the F-Troop arrived).

      Of course while that provides new plot lines, it might close off some more dire turns that Chris might have been planning.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 12:14 am
    Crotalus

    NOW, will Zed bring his sniper rifle to bear?

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    • July 21, 2023 at 12:19 am
      Crotalus

      Oh yeah, I remember that he put that gov’t perv down, finally.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 12:20 am
    SanLyn

    I’m too worried about Kiko and Jack being on the road with this guy.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 12:46 am
    Blackrifle081

    I hope this liqored-up Hi-spanic driver and the soon to be married couple are not about to meet by accident.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 1:05 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    If that thuggie chico is heading towards our newly betrothed family, he
    better hope Tucker gets to him before Jack…or Zed does.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 1:08 am
    Too Tall

    SPJNK

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  • July 21, 2023 at 2:19 am
    Bill G

    This isn’t the driver of the van with blue state tags; we’ll have to wait and see where the accident happens, and to who.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 3:12 am
    MadCat

    This will not go well.

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    • July 21, 2023 at 12:45 pm
      Deliberatus

      ‘Not go well’? Depends on where your sympathies are focused.

      *ALL: a tragidy is about to happen. some sad soul who is loved by someone will suffer great harm. Someone else is going to be traumatized. (Que circus theme ‘March of the Gladiators’.)

      *THE PERP: How tragic, him gonna get deleted. Likely, permenantly. HOW sad, the poor fool. How sad he did so poorly in this life, truely tragic, may he do better in the next one. The nasty owners of those flybots, we need to sue them! (Que the Godfather theme.)

      *THE COUPLE: How wonderful that the robot drone fleet erased that worthless parasitical piece of worthless subhuman shit. (que Bohemium Rapsody)

      *NOBODY is loved: Oh look, another drunk comitts suicide- hold it, robot vultures like his body fat? Quick, take pictures for youtube! Wow! now THAT’S entertainment! Was that staged, or spontanious yuks by the deity Balo the Jester? (que backgroung music ‘We love dirty laundry’.)

      In the Subgenius church, we know it is VERY important to have your breaks checked. I ain’t talking about your car amigo.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 4:12 am
    Bren

    So what does it look like if Zed, backed by Don Alejandro’s money, decades to liquidate an entire cartel?

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    • July 21, 2023 at 5:44 am
      Longslide

      Clear and present danger?

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      • July 22, 2023 at 7:22 am
        MasterDiver

        Without Jack Ryan providing a conscience

        Zar Belk!.

  • July 21, 2023 at 6:50 am
    Wood

    Alien. Illegal alien. Don’t use the language of the left.

    Hog feed on the hoof!

    On the cartel issue, they must still exist because Washington wants them to. There’s just no other explanation. Washington is at war with We the People, everything else is merely bread and circuses.

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    • July 21, 2023 at 8:45 am
      Shooter 2.5

      An idiot politician once said we couldn’t get rid of the cartels because the entire Mexican economy would collapse. The idiot had no idea the damage the cartels are doing to the people, the economy and their freedom.

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      • July 21, 2023 at 10:07 am
        Brent+Dotson

        He probably knew precisely what the cartels were doing to “to the people, the economy and their freedom.” They just don’t care if they don’t get money or votes out of the issue (which is the same thing). Even those that have their heart in the right place at first usually get corrupted by the false feeling of power (I say false because as soon as you step out of line, they squash you like a bug.)

    • July 22, 2023 at 7:26 am
      MasterDiver

      The Cartels are the new Eurasia/East Asia.

      Zar Belk!

      >phone rings<
      Yes? Mr. O'Brian? I dont…
      I HAVE an appointment WHERE?
      You remember how I left Room 101 the LAST TIME?

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  • July 21, 2023 at 6:51 am
    MasterDiver

    MS-13 tats? I see a war, with no quarter asked or given. The entire Owens/Portego Arsenal will be deployed, Foot, Marksmen, Horse, and Air! (Can the Sky News jet be configured with a Targeting Pod? How big a bomb can the drones carry? What works for the Ukis will certainly work for our Heroes!

    ZAR BELK!

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    • July 21, 2023 at 7:57 am
      charwoman

      Don’t forget the “secret sauce” in the Owens/Portego arsenal…Tabasco!

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  • July 21, 2023 at 8:19 am
    Frank+James+Gaughan

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • July 21, 2023 at 9:08 am
    Eric

    what is the translation of the words?

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  • July 21, 2023 at 11:01 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Sorry this is so far off but we’ve been saying this for years…and what could suit the toon title better? Chilling indeed…

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/michelle-obama-who-democrats-really-want-for-president/ar-AA1acEAK?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=9ce48c22b6834970a126577ff1a24ebc&ei=8#image=1

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    • July 21, 2023 at 11:40 am
      Kafiroon

      I don’t see Mooch as the problem. It’s The One with h..er.

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      • July 21, 2023 at 12:39 pm
        ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

        Agreed Zippy is hovering, but Big Mike has never shown his True Colors. Or his true gender. Or his true species. It is a monster the likes of which even BO cannot compare. If it happens, one of two things will occur: we finally accept the planned fate they have in mind for us, or full-on Civil War. I know which scenario I prefer.

  • July 21, 2023 at 11:31 am
    Ding

    Stand by to stand by.

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  • July 21, 2023 at 3:03 pm
    chris

    I don’t see this ending well for Kiko and/or Jack

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    • July 21, 2023 at 7:09 pm
      "cb ~

      :*(

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  • July 21, 2023 at 4:12 pm
    Noelegy

    In 2002, I was rear-ended by an illegal immigrant with no ID, no insurance, and in a borrowed car. My neck has never been the same. The insurance adjuster told me I wouldn’t believe how often this scenario plays out. And yet I recognize it could have been so much worse.

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    • July 22, 2023 at 11:06 am
      James/G

      Was the Illegal sent back across the border or released?

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