Day By Day


  • formwiz

    Do we really want to see?

    • Eeeewwwww!

  • Gregory Spangler

    Go Javier!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kafiroon

    Irish Coffee on the screen; missed keyboard, this time. Good One Chris!
    Helps explain why only 2 hrs. away, we have Not been to Disney for many years.

    • Pete in NC

      First rule of DbD – no food or drink while reading!

      • Interventor

        Just require a strong stomach and Scotch well away from screen. ;-).

      • MudMarine

        A rule I learned after a few spews ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Kafiroon

        Actually this was number 2 since they all worked in the same office. I generally see Chris’s humor enough to avoid the spew. But he got me good this time.

  • MJ Larkins

    Wouldn’t he be performing on a member of the Muslim Brotherhood?

    • old farmer

      that would require bending over

  • KenH

    Boingo doing what Boingo does best
    How does Reggie feel about it though?

  • JTC

    Wow, biometric/AI/animatronic programming/enactment…the potential is boggling. And every denizen of the swamp for the last 30 years -and one in particular- would desperately try to kill it; watch your flank, Javier.

    • MudMarine

      I think the Dawgs got his flanks & his 6 ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Henry

      Hey โ€” itโ€™s just a slightly more sophisticated alarm clock in a briefcase, thatโ€™s ALL. Shame on anybody for assuming otherwise!

  • I think that the zip was the Bill Clinton Animatronic.

    • eon

      Either that or Disney put one of George Soros in there, with a placard saying “PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD”.

      It throws money at leftists and occasionally fights with its own right arm to keep from giving a stiff arm salute, rather like Dr. Strangelove.

      clear ether


      • MudMarine

        LOL, see this the type comment that makes the Spew Rule necessary.

        Lovin’ the Dr Strangelove comment!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    As soon as I read “Javier” and “Stuxnet”, I knew this was going somewhere good — nay, GREAT. I just didn’t realize how great.
    Poor, poor, Disney. Walt, not the company.

    ZZIIPP….”Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
    (with apologies to Philip K Dick)

    • Negative excrement.

  • Spin Drift

    Javier Rules!


  • AlexJ

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer: None it’s a hardware problem!

    How many coders does it take to destroy commie’s heads

    Answer: Apparently, one.

    • Chuck Harding

      How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don’t understand vacuum tube technology.

      • thornharp

        Sorry, Chuck. The low pressure argon gas in a light bulb is not a vacuum.
        The real issue vs. hardware engineers is that light bulbs use a screw base, and vacuum tubes use octal, nine pin and seven pin mini, and then a herd of oddball configs for high power tubes. Anyway, most homes these days only have one kind of vacuum tube anymore: The magnetron in the microwave oven.
        Anyway, an Easter egg for preppers: A microwave oven with its interlocks disabled can be used to lure in HARM missiles, allegedly. A cheap, handy trick to make an enemy waste expensive munitions until you need to light off the fire control radar on your real anti-aircraft units. (You do have one in your garage, I trust?)

  • jackdeth72

    To quote Homer J. Simpson:

    “It’s Funny because it’s True!”

  • WayneM

    The best part is we can all use our imaginations.

    Before I read the comments of others, I figured 0bama stuck his head up his ass… Now I’ve read the thoughts of others, I’m wondering what kind of movement you had in mind, Chris?

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Remember O’Bozo’s nickname, “Bath House Barry”?

      • NotYetInACamp

        You beat me to it.
        Javier’s AI code must have run into those Chicago records on the net, as well as his alleged preferences. Did the AI let out anything about who was his mama’s baby daddy? And where? You can’t stop the stream.
        Well done. Hard to beat.

        • PaulS

          I saw what you did there.

  • Wildman

    Some things are better left unseen…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Imagination is a powerful tool.
      What is unseen, is often more fearful then the seen.

      • Indeed!

    • MasterDiver

      I want to look away….but…I…CAN”T!!

      Zar Belk!

  • Now, to steal a line from Larry the cable guy,… You know the line.

  • Amish Bill


  • JSStryker

    Off topic: What happened to Pamela, she hasn’t been on since the 2nd I believe. Her and Delilah are always good reads, just like a lot of others.

  • Kevin M

    “Mr. President, you’re having your Disney…”

    • MasterDiver

      I thought Gay Days came in April?

      Zar Belk!

  • Kevin M

    Oopsie…my bad.

  • Bill G


  • epador

    Having been through (Madame Toussard’s?) wax museums in NYC, and seen exhibitions in World’s Fairs as a kid, and all the old Disney rides from Pirates to the Haunted House, I always thought the Hall of the Presidents was kinda cheesy, but now…

    • epador

      Do you think its time for a Boudoir of the First Ladies?


        Mentally go back through some of the First ‘Ladies’. I think you can answer that yourself.
        Not enough mind bleach in the world………………

  • JTC

    “…the 44th president, our first president of co…”

    Coercion? Comedy? Corruption? Conceit? Confusion? Contempt? Covet? Coward?

    Oh, I know…”Colonoscopy!” Eww.


      Covert adherence to Islam.

    • Kafiroon

      JTC, Had to go there didn’t you. Of course we all thought it.

  • epador

    This IS Lincoln’s Birthday, ya know. Freedom for the Slaves!


      For slaves to be freed, they must have a will to be free. You can remove physical bondage for another, you cannot remove mental bondage for another.

      • John

        And if you need proof of their nature as slaves reflect on this.
        Perpetual self-proclaimed victimization is motivated by a yearning to be perpetual children with no responsibility to act as adults.
        They have no motive to better their condition. They expect others to better it for them.
        These are slaves without chains.

    • JTC

      Whoops, you’re right epador…Bobo was second for those co___ descriptors, minus the comedy and as far as I know the colonoscopy…

      Lincoln was first with the rest.

  • PaulS

    I’ll apologize to eon up front. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Free speech for mees’
    But not for thees.
    You don’t agrees,
    We’ll break yer knees.

    DrD: You flirty bastard… (good question regarding our dear Pamela)

    SNORT, SNORT !!!!!

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