What Brung Ya.
The Red & the Blue.


  • February 11, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    Do we really want to see?

    • February 12, 2017 at 2:28 am


  • February 11, 2017 at 10:16 pm
    Gregory Spangler

    Go Javier!!!!!!!!!!

  • February 11, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    Irish Coffee on the screen; missed keyboard, this time. Good One Chris!
    Helps explain why only 2 hrs. away, we have Not been to Disney for many years.

    • February 11, 2017 at 11:04 pm
      Pete in NC

      First rule of DbD – no food or drink while reading!

      • February 11, 2017 at 11:33 pm

        Just require a strong stomach and Scotch well away from screen. ;-).

      • February 12, 2017 at 8:32 am

        A rule I learned after a few spews 😉

      • February 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm

        Actually this was number 2 since they all worked in the same office. I generally see Chris’s humor enough to avoid the spew. But he got me good this time.

  • February 11, 2017 at 10:47 pm
    MJ Larkins

    Wouldn’t he be performing on a member of the Muslim Brotherhood?

    • February 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm
      old farmer

      that would require bending over

  • February 11, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Boingo doing what Boingo does best
    How does Reggie feel about it though?

  • February 11, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    Wow, biometric/AI/animatronic programming/enactment…the potential is boggling. And every denizen of the swamp for the last 30 years -and one in particular- would desperately try to kill it; watch your flank, Javier.

    • February 12, 2017 at 8:34 am

      I think the Dawgs got his flanks & his 6 😉

    • February 12, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      Hey — it’s just a slightly more sophisticated alarm clock in a briefcase, that’s ALL. Shame on anybody for assuming otherwise!

  • February 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    I think that the zip was the Bill Clinton Animatronic.

    • February 11, 2017 at 11:34 pm

      Either that or Disney put one of George Soros in there, with a placard saying “PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD”.

      It throws money at leftists and occasionally fights with its own right arm to keep from giving a stiff arm salute, rather like Dr. Strangelove.

      clear ether


      • February 12, 2017 at 8:38 am

        LOL, see this the type comment that makes the Spew Rule necessary.

        Lovin’ the Dr Strangelove comment!

  • February 11, 2017 at 11:25 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    As soon as I read “Javier” and “Stuxnet”, I knew this was going somewhere good — nay, GREAT. I just didn’t realize how great.
    Poor, poor, Disney. Walt, not the company.

    ZZIIPP….”Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
    (with apologies to Philip K Dick)

    • February 12, 2017 at 2:27 am

      Negative excrement.

  • February 11, 2017 at 11:43 pm
    Spin Drift

    Javier Rules!


  • February 11, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer: None it’s a hardware problem!

    How many coders does it take to destroy commie’s heads

    Answer: Apparently, one.

    • February 12, 2017 at 4:33 pm
      Chuck Harding

      How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don’t understand vacuum tube technology.

      • February 12, 2017 at 5:11 pm

        Sorry, Chuck. The low pressure argon gas in a light bulb is not a vacuum.
        The real issue vs. hardware engineers is that light bulbs use a screw base, and vacuum tubes use octal, nine pin and seven pin mini, and then a herd of oddball configs for high power tubes. Anyway, most homes these days only have one kind of vacuum tube anymore: The magnetron in the microwave oven.
        Anyway, an Easter egg for preppers: A microwave oven with its interlocks disabled can be used to lure in HARM missiles, allegedly. A cheap, handy trick to make an enemy waste expensive munitions until you need to light off the fire control radar on your real anti-aircraft units. (You do have one in your garage, I trust?)

  • February 12, 2017 at 12:43 am

    To quote Homer J. Simpson:

    “It’s Funny because it’s True!”

  • February 12, 2017 at 12:53 am

    The best part is we can all use our imaginations.

    Before I read the comments of others, I figured 0bama stuck his head up his ass… Now I’ve read the thoughts of others, I’m wondering what kind of movement you had in mind, Chris?

    • February 12, 2017 at 1:11 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Remember O’Bozo’s nickname, “Bath House Barry”?

      • February 12, 2017 at 1:50 am

        You beat me to it.
        Javier’s AI code must have run into those Chicago records on the net, as well as his alleged preferences. Did the AI let out anything about who was his mama’s baby daddy? And where? You can’t stop the stream.
        Well done. Hard to beat.

      • February 12, 2017 at 11:13 am

        I saw what you did there.

  • February 12, 2017 at 12:54 am

    Some things are better left unseen…

    • February 12, 2017 at 1:10 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Imagination is a powerful tool.
      What is unseen, is often more fearful then the seen.

      • February 12, 2017 at 2:25 am


    • February 12, 2017 at 11:58 am

      I want to look away….but…I…CAN”T!!

      Zar Belk!

  • February 12, 2017 at 2:26 am

    Now, to steal a line from Larry the cable guy,… You know the line.

  • February 12, 2017 at 4:33 am
    Amish Bill


  • February 12, 2017 at 4:45 am

    Off topic: What happened to Pamela, she hasn’t been on since the 2nd I believe. Her and Delilah are always good reads, just like a lot of others.

  • February 12, 2017 at 5:39 am
    Kevin M

    “Mr. President, you’re having your Disney…”

    • February 12, 2017 at 11:59 am

      I thought Gay Days came in April?

      Zar Belk!

  • February 12, 2017 at 5:41 am
    Kevin M

    Oopsie…my bad.

  • February 12, 2017 at 7:06 am
    Bill G


  • February 12, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Having been through (Madame Toussard’s?) wax museums in NYC, and seen exhibitions in World’s Fairs as a kid, and all the old Disney rides from Pirates to the Haunted House, I always thought the Hall of the Presidents was kinda cheesy, but now…

    • February 12, 2017 at 11:27 am

      Do you think its time for a Boudoir of the First Ladies?

      • February 12, 2017 at 12:58 pm

        Mentally go back through some of the First ‘Ladies’. I think you can answer that yourself.
        Not enough mind bleach in the world………………

  • February 12, 2017 at 11:27 am

    “…the 44th president, our first president of co…”

    Coercion? Comedy? Corruption? Conceit? Confusion? Contempt? Covet? Coward?

    Oh, I know…”Colonoscopy!” Eww.

    • February 12, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Covert adherence to Islam.

    • February 12, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      JTC, Had to go there didn’t you. Of course we all thought it.

  • February 12, 2017 at 11:29 am

    This IS Lincoln’s Birthday, ya know. Freedom for the Slaves!

    • February 12, 2017 at 11:37 am

      For slaves to be freed, they must have a will to be free. You can remove physical bondage for another, you cannot remove mental bondage for another.

      • February 12, 2017 at 1:35 pm

        And if you need proof of their nature as slaves reflect on this.
        Perpetual self-proclaimed victimization is motivated by a yearning to be perpetual children with no responsibility to act as adults.
        They have no motive to better their condition. They expect others to better it for them.
        These are slaves without chains.

    • February 12, 2017 at 12:05 pm

      Whoops, you’re right epador…Bobo was second for those co___ descriptors, minus the comedy and as far as I know the colonoscopy…

      Lincoln was first with the rest.

  • February 12, 2017 at 11:35 am

    I’ll apologize to eon up front. 🙂
    Free speech for mees’
    But not for thees.
    You don’t agrees,
    We’ll break yer knees.

    DrD: You flirty bastard… (good question regarding our dear Pamela)

  • February 12, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    SNORT, SNORT !!!!!

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