Irish Coffee on the screen; missed keyboard, this time. Good One Chris!
Helps explain why only 2 hrs. away, we have Not been to Disney for many years.
February 11, 2017 at 11:04 pm
Pete in NC
First rule of DbD – no food or drink while reading!
February 11, 2017 at 11:33 pm
Interventor
Just require a strong stomach and Scotch well away from screen. ;-).
February 12, 2017 at 8:32 am
MudMarine
A rule I learned after a few spews 😉
February 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm
Kafiroon
Actually this was number 2 since they all worked in the same office. I generally see Chris’s humor enough to avoid the spew. But he got me good this time.
February 11, 2017 at 10:47 pm
MJ Larkins
Wouldn’t he be performing on a member of the Muslim Brotherhood?
February 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm
old farmer
that would require bending over
February 11, 2017 at 10:50 pm
KenH
Boingo doing what Boingo does best
How does Reggie feel about it though?
Wow, biometric/AI/animatronic programming/enactment…the potential is boggling. And every denizen of the swamp for the last 30 years -and one in particular- would desperately try to kill it; watch your flank, Javier.
February 12, 2017 at 8:34 am
MudMarine
I think the Dawgs got his flanks & his 6 😉
February 12, 2017 at 5:26 pm
Henry
Hey — it’s just a slightly more sophisticated alarm clock in a briefcase, that’s ALL. Shame on anybody for assuming otherwise!
I think that the zip was the Bill Clinton Animatronic.
February 11, 2017 at 11:34 pm
eon
Either that or Disney put one of George Soros in there, with a placard saying “PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD”.
It throws money at leftists and occasionally fights with its own right arm to keep from giving a stiff arm salute, rather like Dr. Strangelove.
clear ether
eon
February 12, 2017 at 8:38 am
MudMarine
LOL, see this the type comment that makes the Spew Rule necessary.
Lovin’ the Dr Strangelove comment!
February 11, 2017 at 11:25 pm
Deplorable B Woodman
As soon as I read “Javier” and “Stuxnet”, I knew this was going somewhere good — nay, GREAT. I just didn’t realize how great.
Poor, poor, Disney. Walt, not the company.
ZZIIPP….”Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
(with apologies to Philip K Dick)
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None it’s a hardware problem!
How many coders does it take to destroy commie’s heads
Answer: Apparently, one.
February 12, 2017 at 4:33 pm
Chuck Harding
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don’t understand vacuum tube technology.
February 12, 2017 at 5:11 pm
thornharp
Sorry, Chuck. The low pressure argon gas in a light bulb is not a vacuum.
The real issue vs. hardware engineers is that light bulbs use a screw base, and vacuum tubes use octal, nine pin and seven pin mini, and then a herd of oddball configs for high power tubes. Anyway, most homes these days only have one kind of vacuum tube anymore: The magnetron in the microwave oven.
Anyway, an Easter egg for preppers: A microwave oven with its interlocks disabled can be used to lure in HARM missiles, allegedly. A cheap, handy trick to make an enemy waste expensive munitions until you need to light off the fire control radar on your real anti-aircraft units. (You do have one in your garage, I trust?)
February 12, 2017 at 12:43 am
jackdeth72
To quote Homer J. Simpson:
“It’s Funny because it’s True!”
February 12, 2017 at 12:53 am
WayneM
The best part is we can all use our imaginations.
Before I read the comments of others, I figured 0bama stuck his head up his ass… Now I’ve read the thoughts of others, I’m wondering what kind of movement you had in mind, Chris?
February 12, 2017 at 1:11 am
Deplorable B Woodman
Remember O’Bozo’s nickname, “Bath House Barry”?
February 12, 2017 at 1:50 am
NotYetInACamp
You beat me to it.
Javier’s AI code must have run into those Chicago records on the net, as well as his alleged preferences. Did the AI let out anything about who was his mama’s baby daddy? And where? You can’t stop the stream.
Well done. Hard to beat.
February 12, 2017 at 11:13 am
PaulS
I saw what you did there.
February 12, 2017 at 12:54 am
Wildman
Some things are better left unseen…
February 12, 2017 at 1:10 am
Deplorable B Woodman
Imagination is a powerful tool.
What is unseen, is often more fearful then the seen.
Now, to steal a line from Larry the cable guy,… You know the line.
February 12, 2017 at 4:33 am
Amish Bill
Perfecto!!!!!!
February 12, 2017 at 4:45 am
JSStryker
Off topic: What happened to Pamela, she hasn’t been on since the 2nd I believe. Her and Delilah are always good reads, just like a lot of others.
February 12, 2017 at 5:39 am
Kevin M
“Mr. President, you’re having your Disney…”
February 12, 2017 at 11:59 am
MasterDiver
I thought Gay Days came in April?
Zar Belk!
February 12, 2017 at 5:41 am
Kevin M
Oopsie…my bad.
February 12, 2017 at 7:06 am
Bill G
Bwah-hahahahahaaaaa!
February 12, 2017 at 11:26 am
epador
Having been through (Madame Toussard’s?) wax museums in NYC, and seen exhibitions in World’s Fairs as a kid, and all the old Disney rides from Pirates to the Haunted House, I always thought the Hall of the Presidents was kinda cheesy, but now…
February 12, 2017 at 11:27 am
epador
Do you think its time for a Boudoir of the First Ladies?
February 12, 2017 at 12:58 pm
DASTARDLY DAN
Mentally go back through some of the First ‘Ladies’. I think you can answer that yourself.
Not enough mind bleach in the world………………
JTC, Had to go there didn’t you. Of course we all thought it.
February 12, 2017 at 11:29 am
epador
This IS Lincoln’s Birthday, ya know. Freedom for the Slaves!
February 12, 2017 at 11:37 am
DASTARDLY DAN
For slaves to be freed, they must have a will to be free. You can remove physical bondage for another, you cannot remove mental bondage for another.
February 12, 2017 at 1:35 pm
John
And if you need proof of their nature as slaves reflect on this.
Perpetual self-proclaimed victimization is motivated by a yearning to be perpetual children with no responsibility to act as adults.
They have no motive to better their condition. They expect others to better it for them.
These are slaves without chains.
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Do we really want to see?
Eeeewwwww!
Go Javier!!!!!!!!!!
Irish Coffee on the screen; missed keyboard, this time. Good One Chris!
Helps explain why only 2 hrs. away, we have Not been to Disney for many years.
First rule of DbD – no food or drink while reading!
Just require a strong stomach and Scotch well away from screen. ;-).
A rule I learned after a few spews 😉
Actually this was number 2 since they all worked in the same office. I generally see Chris’s humor enough to avoid the spew. But he got me good this time.
Wouldn’t he be performing on a member of the Muslim Brotherhood?
that would require bending over
Boingo doing what Boingo does best
How does Reggie feel about it though?
Wow, biometric/AI/animatronic programming/enactment…the potential is boggling. And every denizen of the swamp for the last 30 years -and one in particular- would desperately try to kill it; watch your flank, Javier.
I think the Dawgs got his flanks & his 6 😉
Hey — it’s just a slightly more sophisticated alarm clock in a briefcase, that’s ALL. Shame on anybody for assuming otherwise!
I think that the zip was the Bill Clinton Animatronic.
Either that or Disney put one of George Soros in there, with a placard saying “PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD”.
It throws money at leftists and occasionally fights with its own right arm to keep from giving a stiff arm salute, rather like Dr. Strangelove.
clear ether
eon
LOL, see this the type comment that makes the Spew Rule necessary.
Lovin’ the Dr Strangelove comment!
As soon as I read “Javier” and “Stuxnet”, I knew this was going somewhere good — nay, GREAT. I just didn’t realize how great.
Poor, poor, Disney. Walt, not the company.
ZZIIPP….”Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
(with apologies to Philip K Dick)
Negative excrement.
Javier Rules!
Spin
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None it’s a hardware problem!
How many coders does it take to destroy commie’s heads
Answer: Apparently, one.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don’t understand vacuum tube technology.
Sorry, Chuck. The low pressure argon gas in a light bulb is not a vacuum.
The real issue vs. hardware engineers is that light bulbs use a screw base, and vacuum tubes use octal, nine pin and seven pin mini, and then a herd of oddball configs for high power tubes. Anyway, most homes these days only have one kind of vacuum tube anymore: The magnetron in the microwave oven.
Anyway, an Easter egg for preppers: A microwave oven with its interlocks disabled can be used to lure in HARM missiles, allegedly. A cheap, handy trick to make an enemy waste expensive munitions until you need to light off the fire control radar on your real anti-aircraft units. (You do have one in your garage, I trust?)
To quote Homer J. Simpson:
“It’s Funny because it’s True!”
The best part is we can all use our imaginations.
Before I read the comments of others, I figured 0bama stuck his head up his ass… Now I’ve read the thoughts of others, I’m wondering what kind of movement you had in mind, Chris?
Remember O’Bozo’s nickname, “Bath House Barry”?
You beat me to it.
Javier’s AI code must have run into those Chicago records on the net, as well as his alleged preferences. Did the AI let out anything about who was his mama’s baby daddy? And where? You can’t stop the stream.
Well done. Hard to beat.
I saw what you did there.
Some things are better left unseen…
Imagination is a powerful tool.
What is unseen, is often more fearful then the seen.
Indeed!
I want to look away….but…I…CAN”T!!
Zar Belk!
Now, to steal a line from Larry the cable guy,… You know the line.
Perfecto!!!!!!
Off topic: What happened to Pamela, she hasn’t been on since the 2nd I believe. Her and Delilah are always good reads, just like a lot of others.
“Mr. President, you’re having your Disney…”
I thought Gay Days came in April?
Zar Belk!
Oopsie…my bad.
Bwah-hahahahahaaaaa!
Having been through (Madame Toussard’s?) wax museums in NYC, and seen exhibitions in World’s Fairs as a kid, and all the old Disney rides from Pirates to the Haunted House, I always thought the Hall of the Presidents was kinda cheesy, but now…
Do you think its time for a Boudoir of the First Ladies?
Mentally go back through some of the First ‘Ladies’. I think you can answer that yourself.
Not enough mind bleach in the world………………
“…the 44th president, our first president of co…”
Coercion? Comedy? Corruption? Conceit? Confusion? Contempt? Covet? Coward?
Oh, I know…”Colonoscopy!” Eww.
Covert adherence to Islam.
JTC, Had to go there didn’t you. Of course we all thought it.
This IS Lincoln’s Birthday, ya know. Freedom for the Slaves!
For slaves to be freed, they must have a will to be free. You can remove physical bondage for another, you cannot remove mental bondage for another.
And if you need proof of their nature as slaves reflect on this.
Perpetual self-proclaimed victimization is motivated by a yearning to be perpetual children with no responsibility to act as adults.
They have no motive to better their condition. They expect others to better it for them.
These are slaves without chains.
Whoops, you’re right epador…Bobo was second for those co___ descriptors, minus the comedy and as far as I know the colonoscopy…
Lincoln was first with the rest.
I’ll apologize to eon up front. 🙂
Free speech for mees’
But not for thees.
You don’t agrees,
We’ll break yer knees.
DrD: You flirty bastard… (good question regarding our dear Pamela)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
SNORT, SNORT !!!!!