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  • August 3, 2020 at 12:04 am
    Merle

    perhaps she could try….. 🙂

    • August 3, 2020 at 6:44 am
      GWB

      She certainly could.

      But it wouldn’t have the same effect Zed is going for, I think.

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:05 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    “Your mother was a hamster, and your gather smelled of elderberries.
    I scoff in your general direction.
    Now go away, or I shall taunt you again.”

    • August 3, 2020 at 8:37 am
      Old Codger

      Sorry, Woodman, but I totally do not get that. Please illumine this iggorunt old man,

      • August 3, 2020 at 3:47 pm
        Too Tall

        The lines are from “Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.”

      • August 3, 2020 at 11:02 pm
        Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        Monty Python humor of King Arthur and his knights’ search for the Holy Grail. In this part, they approach a French castle, this is part of the repartee between King Arthur’s group on the ground, and the French high on the castle wall.

        Oh, and damned auto mis-correct, “gather” = father

    • August 3, 2020 at 9:17 am
      WayneM

      “You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! —Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets.”

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:08 am
    Albertosaurus

    I’m so gonna use that one!

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Man by man, home by home, castle by castle…resist by any and all means necessary.

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:12 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Dogs have owners.
    Cats have staff.
    Is “en-fuck” saying that they have a large gathering of black cats, that demand a large gathering of black staff?

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:14 am

    “Blackmail.”

    Why have I not seen that brilliant one-word indictment used before?

    • August 3, 2020 at 6:46 am
      GWB

      Technically it’s extortion. I think the difference being blackmail is about something you’ve done that you’re ashamed of. Extortion just makes demands and threatens to hurt you if you don’t meet them.

      • August 3, 2020 at 7:00 am
        GWB

        And, yes, I think anyone receiving these demands should file a complaint with the police for extortion.

      • August 3, 2020 at 8:51 am
        Old Codger

        In what jurisdiction? Ain’t no WAY Austin PD would deign to investigate such a complaint. Hell! Poxy leftist bastards’d probably open up some sort of secret undercover investigation on YOU instead!

        I don’t know if you’re aware of it or not, but these days Austin almost makes l.A. look moderate.

      • August 3, 2020 at 8:08 pm
        JTC

        Oh but you must be ashamed or we will kill you. Take a read at Dog’s New York Post link downthread, and especially follow the the link in that story of the rising freshman at Marquette who was absolutely blackmailed with the full support of administrators there. They are blackmailing you and everyone you know, and most especially “college freshmen rising” before they even have a chance to say “hello” or “fuck you!”

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:16 am
    NotYetInACamp

    I used to demand that the NBA match demographics. No longer.
    Pound sand, racists.

    • August 3, 2020 at 8:54 am
      Old Codger

      Ain’t happening. Everybody knows white men can’t jump. 😉

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:22 am
    Ritchie

    “Have fun stormin’ de castle”

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:36 am
    Pamela

    What is the number and price of a bulk order of body bags

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:44 am
    DogByte6RER

    The word “blackmail” may very well join the list of other verboten words that have been deemed “racist” by our politically correct elites.

    Other words targeted for Orwellian erasure include “peanut gallery,” “gyp,” “Eenie meenie miney moe,” “master,” “thug,” and “No can do.”

    More at: https://nypost.com/2020/07/12/the-speech-police-go-after-the-peanut-gallery-for-being-offensive/

    • August 4, 2020 at 10:50 pm
      Doggo

      You forgot “Grandfathering” which apparently has racist origins. I had two grandfathers and neither one of them participated in the race wars.

  • August 3, 2020 at 1:07 am
    Pamela
    • August 3, 2020 at 6:57 am
      GWB

      I will agree with their “reinvigorating local and regional food chain” aspect. Getting your food closer to home certainly helps the supply chain when things go sideways.

      I had to go read the link, because there was someone else saying almost the same thing in their title – except they were talking about lowering regulatory barriers to allow smaller producers, and to give farmers/ranchers more flexibility. (But, for the life of me, I can’t find it.)

  • August 3, 2020 at 1:13 am

    As one Black to another, invite them to meet Tobasco, up close and personal….

  • August 3, 2020 at 1:26 am
    Fronk!

    The unparalleled brilliance of the immortal Grand Master Jay – founder of NFAC:
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1288467783576096771

    • August 3, 2020 at 4:41 am
      Bill G

      From calling it a bullpup with massive kick to declaring it fires from the open bolt, he demonstrates massive ignorance.

    • August 3, 2020 at 8:53 am
      NotYetInACamp
      • August 3, 2020 at 6:13 pm
        Bill G

        Yeah, he was scared off of guns long ago, and horrified himself when he managed to face the reality. He might not have survived if he fired something like a light-weight 12 gauge.

      • August 3, 2020 at 10:47 pm
        John M.

        Kate the “Z” out of his man and it describes hem perfectly… maybe replace the “Z” with a hyphen would be more appropriate.

    • August 3, 2020 at 11:14 pm
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Louisville Gun (commenter of the video) has the right of it.

  • August 3, 2020 at 1:33 am
    ottersmith

    They could self-identify as burnt ochre. (With medical complexion problems.)

  • August 3, 2020 at 3:26 am
    Punta Gorda

    MIRE CHROME

    • August 3, 2020 at 4:08 am
      Punta Gorda

      *more.

      Damn phone. I’m just really fond of bright shiny things… especially in pairs.

  • August 3, 2020 at 4:55 am
    Halley

    Speaking of mail that is black, why does the Clintons corruptly getting their hands on all those FBI files in the early 90s come directly to mind?

    When viewed through the lens of Organized Crime(D), there is suddenly so very much in DC that makes perfect sense…

    • August 3, 2020 at 6:54 am
      Wood

      THIS

    • August 3, 2020 at 8:17 am
      NotYetInACamp

      DC has put Organized Crime to shame.

      Now everyone wants a piece of the action. (Note to future. Watch appropriate Star Trek episode.)
      Now on this point, Trump seems to be listening. The wealth curve can be returned to a more natural distribution. PDJT may be rewarding workers working, as opposed the current rewarding of SOME for not working.
      https://youtu.be/2I025qvZprQ
      Putting the laws to use benefiting the people on parts of the yield curve that laws have been written in the past to destroy.

      • August 3, 2020 at 8:54 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Wealth curve.
        I correct myself.

  • August 3, 2020 at 7:54 am
    ExNuke

    Reply that you have complied with their demand and replaced 2 of your board with white men and see if they get the message.

  • August 3, 2020 at 8:16 am
    caved1ver

    NFAC is just another flavor the black separatist/supremacist movement. They’re no different than the KKK.

    Thank you, Obama.

    • August 3, 2020 at 1:56 pm
      John M.

      NFAC even uses the same rank structure as the KKK – “Grand Master” Jay?

  • August 3, 2020 at 9:10 am
    SteveC

    Old Codger, it’s a set of lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Near the end of the movie the British king approaches a French fort to demand their surrender and gets informed that his “Mother was a hamster” and all the rest.

    In context it was a pretty funny non sequitur and seems to get quoted often by those that know the movie. [Hangs head in acknowledgement of having done it himself and exits stage right.]

  • August 3, 2020 at 10:25 am

    BLM campaign to remove White Supremacist statues and edifices moves to retake the eponymous Black Hills this weekend…

    …word is a welcoming party of a quarter mil or so plans to welcome them.

  • August 3, 2020 at 10:35 am
    Pamela
  • August 3, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Can anybody provide a link to the new Drunk Nancy Facebook video which is being vilified as fake by the oblivious to the irony Fake News establishment has it pretty well buried.

    • August 3, 2020 at 12:19 pm
      Kafiroon

      Here is what I have. I cannot play it as I do not have Fakebook.
      https:m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4805370132810104&id=100000114931553

      • August 3, 2020 at 12:27 pm
        Kafiroon

        It just worked on my semi-smart phone.

      • August 3, 2020 at 1:52 pm

        Thank you sir.

        They say it’s doctored. I say she needs to be doctored.
        Dr. Kervorkian maybe?

      • August 3, 2020 at 10:54 pm
        John M.

        I can’t tell — is that vodka or dementia?

  • August 3, 2020 at 11:44 am
    Dread

    Just another racist group calling others racists! In short, just more demicrat socialist.

  • August 3, 2020 at 12:52 pm
    Old Codger

    I honestly thought Chris was joking about what the initials NFAC stood for. Then I looked it (“NFAC”) up and found this gem on Wikipedia

    [Grand Master Jay] Johnson expressed Black Nationalist views, putting forth the view that the United States should either hand the state of Texas over to African-Americans so that they may form an independent country,

    I suspect that more than a couple of us non-black Texans might tend to take issue with that approach (I don’t think the “Hispanics” would be too whoopie about the idea either, for that matter)

    or allow African-Americans to depart the United States to another country that would provide land upon which to form an independent nation

    Excuse me? Didn’t they try that ida a couple of times already? For some reason the names “Liberia” and “Sierra Leon” come to mind. What the hell is that guy toking?

    • August 3, 2020 at 2:21 pm
      John M.

      These ass-wipes are so strongly “Welfare-minded” that they expect us to hand them things like the State of Texas, or to GIVE them airplane tickets so they may travel to “somewhere in Africa” (undefined as to exactly where) to build their new utopia.

      What they fail to mention in either case is what they plan to do with all the people displaced by their so-called utopia, because there is absolutely nowhere in the world that isn’t already populated by SOMEbody!

      • August 3, 2020 at 7:24 pm
        Kafiroon

        It would be far cheaper for the US to give them each a $1000 and free one way ticket to Africa than pay for their “free health care and welfare” for the rest of their lives here.
        And let them fight it out with the locals there for anything they want. Good luck with that! Heh heh.

      • August 3, 2020 at 9:07 pm
        GWB

        Nah. Why don’t we send them to Canada? There are plenty of spots there with almost no one in them.

      • August 3, 2020 at 10:56 pm
        John M.

        Canada won’t accept them! (and why should they?)

      • August 3, 2020 at 10:57 pm
        Kafiroon

        They will not survive in Africa long against the locals. In Canada, against Trudeau they could take over.

      • August 3, 2020 at 11:20 pm
        Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        Don’t be ashamed, SteveC. Welcome aboard.
        After all, We’re All Bozos On This Bus.

      • August 3, 2020 at 11:24 pm
        Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        Only if they surrender ALL their IDs and passports, and sign paperwork giving up their US citizenship. Don’t want them pleading to come back when they realize how difficult it is outside the US, and how easy they had it inside the US.
        Well, they can plead, but since they are no longer US citizens……….wish in one hand, shit in the other……….

      • August 4, 2020 at 7:59 am
        ExNuke

        I spent too much time working in Africa, no one there wants them. “If your ancestors hadn’t been worthless our’s wouldn’t have sold them.”

      • August 4, 2020 at 11:02 pm
        Doggo

        Maybe Greenland, the northern half of Alaska, or Antarctica are available.

  • August 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm
    Steveb919

    I was born and raised in the deep South and I can honestly say I am not Racist! But it sure seems like BLM is racist!

    • August 3, 2020 at 6:25 pm
      Bill G

      It’s racism is incidental; it’s core is Marxism.

    • August 3, 2020 at 6:31 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Same here. Hell, I still remember Thompson’s Tank.

  • August 3, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    NFAC? Does make target identification easier. Except for one minor point, what about all those high melanins who actually believe in America? And there are a lot of those. Clean up from the inside?

  • August 3, 2020 at 11:33 pm
    NotYetInACamp
  • August 3, 2020 at 11:36 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    All of my criticisms and fears of what Affirmative Action would result in have occurred. We are there.

    Rev Ted Hesburgh, you helped screw us all during your time on this Earth. Civil rights is not what was achieved as a result of your years on that Commission.

    • August 3, 2020 at 11:38 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Affirmative Action was my assigned topic in a Business Law course that I completed in the Business School of the University while getting my degree.

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