Ebb Tide.
As Time Goes By.


  • February 17, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    The more they cry, the more I laugh!

  • February 17, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    I think this picture explains Trump’s press conference in four panels.

    Quite safe for work and educational too. 🙂

    • February 18, 2017 at 2:14 am


    • February 18, 2017 at 9:03 am
      Unca Walt

      I am SO stealing that!

    • February 18, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      ROFL! I love it!

  • February 17, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    Yesterday, Trump spanked them for fake, negative news. Today, they all reported that Trump was mobilizing the National Guard to round up illegals, which turned out to be… fake, negative news. Either Trump is playing these dolts like violins, or they are Just That Stupid all on their own.

    • February 17, 2017 at 8:20 pm


    • February 17, 2017 at 11:04 pm

      Both, Henry. Both.

    • February 18, 2017 at 1:02 am

      I’ll take either side of that for $1000 Alex. Oh, Oh, can I have both sides of that for $1000 Alex?

    • February 18, 2017 at 7:08 am

      Embrace the power of AND …

  • February 17, 2017 at 8:32 pm
    Grunt GI

    Dang Chris,
    These last few strips practically wrote themselves…

    What we call a target rich environment huh?

    On the other hand I approve of one boycott…it appears all the DBD babes have permanently given up bras.

    I approve of this life choice. 🙂

    • February 17, 2017 at 10:54 pm
      Greg B

      If only they would give up clothing.
      Permanently. (Sorry. Couldn’t help myself)

      • February 17, 2017 at 11:05 pm

        It’s winter, Greg. You drop trow first and go stand in the blizzards.

      • February 17, 2017 at 11:57 pm
        Greg B

        Holy Hell!
        No one wants to see that.
        Haha 🙂

      • February 18, 2017 at 1:24 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        See what? “It” would disappear in the cold.

        (sorry. that was a self-written joke)

      • February 18, 2017 at 7:17 pm
        Old Codger

        Ain’t no blizzards out in west Texas. It’s 67 in Marfa expected to get down into the low 40s Monday night. No blizzards here, neither. 82 here in sunny San Antonio but it’s expected to get down into the low 50s Monday night.

        From my perspective, the best place to see snow is in a painting. Next best place to see it is in a television satellite feed from a LONG way away. Second WORST place to see snow is through the window of the house where I am currently residing. The ABSOLUTE WORST place to see snow (IMNSHO) is on the other side of a car window cause I’m almost certainly the one driving in it. I don’t personally have a problem driving in snow – “nothing quick” is my rule – it’s the jackasses (and jillasses) I have to share the road with that aggravate me. and the folks up north don’t do any better’n the folks here south. I know! I was in Milwaukee in 83 right after their 1st snow. Those bozos had just as many wrecks after their first snow as we do down here where it only snows once every 10 years or so.

    • February 18, 2017 at 7:18 am

      That’s because the brassiere–a male invention–is an elastic strap that wraps around a woman’s chest and is therefore a symbol of male oppression (credit: Gloria Steinem). I support their struggle to cast off their bonds of slavery!

      I somehow suspect that panties also represent male oppression…

      • February 18, 2017 at 8:01 am

        The bra was invented by Caresse Crosby, a woman.
        History and facts can be a real problem when someone wants to invent their own narrative

      • February 18, 2017 at 8:26 am

        I see what you did there … good one

      • February 18, 2017 at 9:51 am

        “Caresse Crosby, a woman.”

        Who knows how they self identified? (thanks spelchek I almost said self ideified, but that works too come to think of it.)

    • February 18, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      To bra or not to bra
      That is the question
      Whether tis sexier in the eye
      To be lifted and presented
      Or to hang free

      To hang free
      To bounce about
      Perchance to sag
      Aye there’s the rub!

      • February 18, 2017 at 3:53 pm

        Rub-a-dub dub
        Three babes in a tub
        Sam, Jan, and Naomi

        Watch them rub
        Watch them scrub
        Watch them bounce and giggle
        Among the suds….

        I’ll be in my bunk.

      • February 18, 2017 at 6:35 pm
        Grunt GI

        Yup. Seems very environmentally sound.

        Save water. Bathe or shower with a friend…. Even Jan would approve.


  • February 17, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Thought you would enjoy the first few parts of this article. The tears of young vermin (vermlings?) are delicious. It’d be nice if they’d drown in them and save the Oroville Dam the trouble.

    Too bad it quickly degenerates into weepy touchy-feely bullcrap. “Teachers are counselors” and “emotional first aid,” indeed. This garbage perfectly represents why government teachers, on the whole, represent a fifth column in this country. They are among the first I would gladly place before that dam should it fail. (They’d consider themselves lucky to drown in freshwater, as I am not merciless enough to condemn fellow Americans to drown in the rancid tears of the vermlings, despite their proximity to same making it more convenient.)

    • February 17, 2017 at 10:48 pm

      Were y’all devastated by the Big Immigrant Boycott yesterday? Yeah, me neither…didn’t actually notice until Lester Holt and Co. showed empty schools with a few kids that they said was usually swarming with hundreds.

      And I’m thinking, wow this shit would save us a hell of a lot of money!

      Boy, that’ll teach us!

      • February 18, 2017 at 12:00 am

        There was a ‘boycott’ yesterday? Really? Hadn’t noticed.

      • February 18, 2017 at 4:55 pm

        I had. Shoplifting and vandalism were both down. How do we get them to celebrate this every day?

      • February 18, 2017 at 12:37 am

        The owner of my favorite restaurant, legal Chinese immigrant, told one of his employees that he could have the day off, it would give him a head start on finding another job.
        Any school that saw more than 50% absenteeism should be closed as a waste of our money.
        Since our economy is still going, I guess that these idiots proved the opposite of what they set out to prove. We don’t need them.

      • February 18, 2017 at 2:09 am

        If government teachers wished to return to the good graces of actual Americans as opposed to traitors, they would take note of those absentees and turn in the names. The resultant raids and the sobs of anguish emanating from basement dwellings nationwide, would be music to our ears.
        Sure, the teachers would have to spend a bit of time explaining to little Susie the next day why her “friends” Guadalupe and Fatima won’t be around anymore. But considering the damage they’ve done to this country over the past fifty years, they’d be lucky for only that minor bit of inconvenience as a price to pay for proving their loyalty.

        The only downside would be the tsunami of articles like this one blubbering over the poooooor, pooooooor children /sarc/, which might not be a downside at all since it’s excellent comedy material. Keep crying, little vermlings. Your tears are the elixir of America’s renewal.

      • February 18, 2017 at 2:17 am

        And THAT is a bingo.

      • February 18, 2017 at 10:26 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Never gonna happen. Most teachers are neck deep in the union/socialist/communist/touchy-feely-good bullshit to turn in illegal aliens, children or adults.

      • February 18, 2017 at 11:17 am

        Dead on with the union/socialist (redundant) thing, BW.

        Thinking most of the “teachers” don’t give a rat’s ass about the touchy feely shit so much as job security. Which is pretty much the basis of all things union…self-interest and self-dealing masquerading as social justice and concern, regardless of the deleterious effect on the system that makes their activism possible.

  • February 17, 2017 at 9:41 pm
    Don in AK

    Missed the comment deadline yesterday, but welcome back, Pamela.
    And regards that press conference? Can’t remember when I’ve enjoyed anything so much since the day I discovered DBD.

    • February 17, 2017 at 11:01 pm

      Thank you Don.

      There are some days when it is more entertaining and educational regarding news conferences than others. That one was a hoot.

  • February 17, 2017 at 10:30 pm


    No, actually it’s called “Market Disruption”.

    After what the intertubes did to Lamestream Media in the past decade, you’d think they’d understand what it is and what it does.

    OTOH, maybe they do, and that’s what scares ’em shitless.

  • February 17, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Ribs breaking with guffaws, offering obeisance to the GREAT ONE, Chris Muir. Damn, man, I hope you have a license for that pen – it is bloody lethal!

    • February 17, 2017 at 10:53 pm

      His license is God’s Law, and the First Amendment as a writing down of a small part of God’s law in the US Constitution.

    • February 18, 2017 at 3:50 am

      I had almost as much fun watching that news conference as President Trump had participating in it. He hurt them bad. And he gave real news and got his points across. Well done, Mr. President. Keep enjoying yourself while getting great things done. The people understand you and support you. The people need real news so they can know when and where they need to give support, as well as the people always need to be informed.

  • February 17, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    Spankings? Is there a paycheck in it? Maybe a really cool uniform of form fitting black vinyl and lace up thigh high boots.? Will restraints be required?

    • February 17, 2017 at 11:15 pm

      You’re hired!

    • February 18, 2017 at 12:35 am

      Sounds like a Resident Evil character. Really hate the Umbrella Corp. logo. Looks like the 8th Army symbol. Spent 4.5 years there.

    • February 18, 2017 at 10:06 am

      Condolences, and welcome back, en pointe!

  • February 17, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Actually, it was the other end he repeatedly hit. As in “OK, who wants to get bitch-slapped NEXT?”

    The media’s response showed their true nature. “But, we’re not supposed to be criticized!”

    Sorry. It’s not a one-way street, and unlike their blog responses and Letters To the Editor pages, they do not suppress this president’s responses to their lying and fantasizing, nor do they tell him what to do.

    Add in the low esteem they are held in already (only 15% of Americans trust the MSM ,according to Gallup- which means the actual percentage of trust is probably only about half of that), and the news media are getting the comeuppance they’ve deserved for over half a century.

    clear ether


    • February 18, 2017 at 10:10 am

      Same pollsters that had “Hillary in a landslide”?


  • February 17, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Still reporting ‘Trump to use National Guard’ on the local evening news.

    When does this get really outed as baloney?

    • February 17, 2017 at 11:58 pm

      Here’s the TROOT! from USNews and World Report:

      Someone let me know when these fearmongers go back to their own planet., willya? Thanks!!

      • February 18, 2017 at 1:38 am
        Deplorable B Woodman


    • February 18, 2017 at 1:33 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I listened to Rush today, explaining the Nat’l Guard “news” dustup. Being retired Army, I totally understand what he was saying, “What Ifs”, and contingency plans. Better to be proactive then reactive.
      I called the wife at home to listen as well. Hopefully she did.

  • February 18, 2017 at 1:28 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    (note to self: remember to post diatribe written yesterday against the
    Dem-S-M re the 1A.)

    • February 18, 2017 at 6:40 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      As promised:

      To All “Fake News” Presstitutes (not-a-journalist), who are complaining that President Trump (I LOVE saying that) is trampling on your First Amendment rights, because he does not bow down to you, or give deference to you, and even calls you out publicly as Fake News:

      Number One: Go back and re-read the First Amendment to the Constitution (if you ever have). In case you don’t have a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights (first ten Amendments) with you, here it is. I’ve even highlighted the pertinent parts to make it easy for you.

      CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      Now, will you please (if you can) show me valid, factual, evidence, where President Trump has trampled on your 1A rights? Has he passed laws abridging same? No? I thought not. STFU and STFD.

      Number Two: GET OVER YOURSELVES! Your cover is blown, your mask has slipped, your façade has crumbled into the dust. You are exposed, naked to the world, as the Democrat *Liberal*Progressive* (Dildocrat Libtard) shills and operatives that you are. As a profession, the Main Stream Media (Lame Stream Media, Dem-S-M) are the epitome of Hans Christian Anderson’s morality story, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. You have sold your birthright for a “pot of message”, and have come up with an empty pot.

      *Remember, boys and girls, in Democratland, every day is “Upside Down Backwards” Day, with the meanings of normal everyday words reversed to allow the Democrats to continue rebranding their perverted messages as something wholesome, good and normal, for general consumption to the LIVs (Low Information Voters).
      *Liberal* = original meaning, “(of education) concerned mainly with broadening a person’s general knowledge and experience, rather than with technical or professional training.”
      *new definition = “adhering to strict Democrat Politically Correct dogma and beliefs.”
      *Progressive* = original meaning, “happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step.” Going forward, slowly but surely ((and don’t call me Shirley))
      *new definition = “going back(wards) to old ways; Big Government, massive welfare, everyone thinking and behaving in lockstep, staying “on the plantation”, i.e., Regressive.

      Side Firing Synapses Note: Many Libtard arguments regarding the Second Amendment (2A), seems to harp on the “Arms” of the time; muskets, Kentucky rifles, black powder, single shot, flint lock and percussion cap, etc, etc., and that civilians can have those antiquated arms, but not modern arms (the EEEEEEEvil Black Rifle).

      For the sake of consistency, shouldn’t the same “logic” and “reasoning” apply to the presstitutes of the media regarding the 1A, which speaks only of “speech” and “press” (see 1A above)? The media of the time did NOT include typewriters, telephones and cell phones, cameras, computers and laptops, automated printing presses, microphones, amplifiers and speakers, televisions, movies, radios and transmitters, and all the other mechanized, electrified, and electronic means that communicate events and ideas around the globe.

      So, again, for the sake of consistency, shouldn’t the media be limited to the hand printing press, town criers, and the handwritten mail, the same as it was in the time when the 1A was written and accepted?

      Sauce, goose, gander……..

  • February 18, 2017 at 1:29 am

    He tore their asses up.

    Which means of course he left them bruised and bloody from head to toe. 🙂

    • February 18, 2017 at 10:19 am

      Sounds a lot like what the perverted bloke got the stallion in Cle Elum to do to him. The press just doesn’t seem to know they are dead yet. COME BACK, it’s just a flesh wound!

  • February 18, 2017 at 2:06 am
    Polly Cy

    Wasn’t there a Murphy Brown episode like this? When “President Bush” kept refusing to call on her at a White House Presser, right down to the “I see you, I’m just not going to call in you” part? I love it when life imitates art.

  • February 18, 2017 at 2:21 am

    I love seeing The Donald, PRESIDENT Trump, beat them til they bleed.

  • February 18, 2017 at 3:00 am
    Big Al

    Watched the president come into Palm Beach today. Right down Southern Blvd. He was in the 2nd SUV smiling through the window and waving back at us all!

    • February 18, 2017 at 10:23 am

      I live right next to Charleston AFB. I’ve watched Boeing build and expand its facility over the years as more jobs are created, and the local economy expands. AF-1’s approach was right over my house. His speech was fantastic. The plan to buy American, Hire American, and restore our military strength warmed the cockles of this old Grunts heart.

      Zar Belk!

      • February 18, 2017 at 1:28 pm

        I’d have loved to nave been there to see it.

    • February 18, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Back when Obama came into Miami Beach passing within 200 yards of where I lived a friend talked me out of going out and standing with my middle finger raised or some other evidence of my displeasure with his existence. Obama raised the finger to Allah. I would raise the center finger to Obama’s evil. It was that or turn my back on him. That it was DW_S’s district and they were talking about enforcing the demonstrating against people with Secret Service protection rule kept me in the activist at teaching people long term mode, rather than the express myself in his presence mode. So I never was closer to the slime than that.

      Trump I would give a two thumbs up sign to anytime.
      We can be proud again of the man living at the White House.

  • February 18, 2017 at 3:27 am

    Don’t people normally stand up in a circle jerk? The jig is up, Watson.

    • February 18, 2017 at 9:43 am
      Bill G

      The DMC is so accustomed to either kneeling or bending over in front of Obola that they’re unaccustomed to any other posture.
      And they are not at all ready for a Republican to not bend over for them.

  • February 18, 2017 at 9:10 am
    Unca Walt

    Shitdamnhell Pissfartpoop.

    I TOTALLY missed that Presser. Does anyone know where I can find a video?

  • February 18, 2017 at 9:50 am
    Bill G

    Respect? From the DMC? Nah. They still have not grasped the fact that they are not the only game in town, and that since they did not win last year they do not get to shut down the new media.
    They are not sliding into obscurity, they are racing each other for it.

  • February 18, 2017 at 10:10 am

    Now stealing from some comments made this morning
    by various brain surgeons:
    Trump against the media recently, could have been PPV, like
    a top sporting event, never have I heard anybody get their
    well deserved comeuppance as well as he dished it out to
    this bunch of arrogant, insufferable snobs.

    Robots: which I think will steal many jobs in the coming future,
    was addressed by Bill Gates, who thinks that robots who steal
    human jobs should be taxed; the money could be put into SS,
    elderly care etc.

    Not all liberals are bad, some are just misguided; if the ‘Ship of
    State’ reverses course every few years, no other country will
    trust or respect us….therefore we must follow our Constitution,
    and not enact frivolous new nonsensical laws. Gee, what an idea..

  • February 18, 2017 at 10:35 am
    Unca Walt

    It is an hour and sumpin later. I found it. Trump was prophetic: He stated that the NYT and WaPo and CNN would say: “Trump was frothing and rambling.”

    Spot – fargin – ON!!! That is what they said.

    Jeez. I was SO pleased with Trump’s presser… the man is what this country needs badly.

  • February 18, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    I love the sound of butthurt reporters sniveling in the morning.

    • February 18, 2017 at 2:52 pm

      Yup… sounds like Victory!!

      On a slightly more serious note, one of my normally sane friends is buying into the “Trump is literally Hitler” narrative. He’s busily digging up old documentaries and comparing Hitler’s ascent to power to Trump’s win. I’m not sure what happened since, as I said, he was normally sane but damn…

      Anyone have a good recipe for detox from media koolaid?

      • February 18, 2017 at 5:23 pm

        If your friend had only been listening to Infowars and read it and Drudgereport links.

        This is an arcane book written in 1973 that nails so much of the attitude of the west and of the MSM. It is fiction. I have only read up to page 21 of the pdf in Chapter 16.
        Chapter 1,2, and 15 are mentally brutal about the west and its failings and traitors.
        These are questions asked by some and ignored by the west that have placed us in the evil situation we are now in.
        I believe that he saw trends and not the evil directing of what now has been manipulated into reality.

        I heard my Great Uncle speak of Hitler’s rise and how he opposed it and how his mother was jailed when he spoke against Hitler back before WW2 at a German Bund meeting of over 5000 at Madison Square Garden. Trump is no Adolph. Trump wants other nations to be free, as well as our own nation. Globalists and Nazis wanted control over ever expanding groups of nations.
        The European Commission that rules the EU is unelected and self appointing. That is why they want freedom, like the UK exiting the EU.
        Who has the modern version of Brownshirts, the SA. Obama has 35,000 Soros financed and ready thugs he can control from his bunker home in DC within 2 miles of the White House and walking distance from a mosque. There are better arguments, but truth may percolate through your friend’s brain.

      • February 18, 2017 at 5:50 pm

        Well familiar with “Camp of the Saints.” Prefer the English version as my Frog isn’t that good, any more. Good analysis of the self haters in Western Civilization.

  • February 18, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    Missed the comments yesterday, but a conservative Facebook replacement (sort of) is I’ve been there for awhile and it’s decent enough. You’d expand your viewers, if nothing else. It’s not geared towards Tea Partiers, although I guess that was the impetus at the time. Now it’s any conservative/rightie type. I’m alt-right and there are a few others there.

    Gab can replace Twitter. Vox Day isn’t involved with the development, but happened to be one of the earlier users, AFAIK. He’s doing Infogalactic and Castalia House.

  • February 18, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    HuffPo has ended comments section. Guess they can’t handle the truth.

  • February 18, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    DT speaking today at Melbourne airport…that’s right by Chris who’s in Indiatlantic, maybe he’ll check it out and give us an upclose report? Either way, worth tuning in if you can.

    • February 18, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Loved it! Fox let their camera show some of the crowd. Yahoo, Verboten! Nein showen der dirten peoples!
      AND he beat on the presstitutes some more.

    • February 18, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      A speech I’ve been waiting for!

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