You ride the bus to the below-minimum-wage ($2/hr) job you’ve been detailed to by the DFL’s Labor Bureau.
You pass through several “checkpoints” where Somalis with AKs come on board to collect “tolls”- and beat up anyone who doesn’t have enough.
At the entrance to your workplace, you must give money to Somali “children” (up to age 18) who demand “bakshish”. With more “toll takers” fingering their AKs meaningfully in the background.
And inside, the first thing on the agenda is a two-hour “sensitivity training class”. rather like an AA meeting.
You stand up, and say
“Hello, I am (your name) and I am a white supremacist racist.”
If you think these monsters are beaten, you are very, very wrong.
They’re just coiled up in their dens, waiting for the right moment to strike again.
Back in the day, when my oldest daughter was still young enough we had to dress her, I got faster at it than my wife, which did not sit well.
One day she walked in and found out how I managed it. I had the daughter trained to sit on her dressing table with her hands on her head, out of the way while I buttoned, snapped, and so forth. (Before Velcro was really popular.)
Wife was outraged. “How could you do that to a child?”
Me: “Do what? She’s happy, I’m happy, we get finished and go play faster.”
Before Wife could come back, Daughter piped up: “Yes! Play faster.”
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As long as it’s not IN the refrigerator.
That’s child abuse.
I’m not sure, but I think taping them to the outside is refrigerator abuse…..
MN with a D in the Oval Office 2029;
You ride the bus to the below-minimum-wage ($2/hr) job you’ve been detailed to by the DFL’s Labor Bureau.
You pass through several “checkpoints” where Somalis with AKs come on board to collect “tolls”- and beat up anyone who doesn’t have enough.
At the entrance to your workplace, you must give money to Somali “children” (up to age 18) who demand “bakshish”. With more “toll takers” fingering their AKs meaningfully in the background.
And inside, the first thing on the agenda is a two-hour “sensitivity training class”. rather like an AA meeting.
You stand up, and say
“Hello, I am (your name) and I am a white supremacist racist.”
If you think these monsters are beaten, you are very, very wrong.
They’re just coiled up in their dens, waiting for the right moment to strike again.
It is the nature of Boskone.
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Back in the day, when my oldest daughter was still young enough we had to dress her, I got faster at it than my wife, which did not sit well.
One day she walked in and found out how I managed it. I had the daughter trained to sit on her dressing table with her hands on her head, out of the way while I buttoned, snapped, and so forth. (Before Velcro was really popular.)
Wife was outraged. “How could you do that to a child?”
Me: “Do what? She’s happy, I’m happy, we get finished and go play faster.”
Before Wife could come back, Daughter piped up: “Yes! Play faster.”
Wife eventually forgave me.