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  • December 1, 2018 at 12:15 am
    Delilah T

    Take your pick: проклятие = anathema, bane, cursed, cussed, damned, damnation, execration, imprecation, malediction….

    Boiling water? Nice hot tea afterwards, not too hot, but good and strong….

    Of course, you can always call the local large animal vet to come and do some baby catching, too, but I’m sure there is someone there whose knowledge of such things is historically deep and steeped.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 2:06 am

      Funny how much “proklyatiye” looks like proglodyte,
      and how much all of those meanings apply to both.

      And you know how to turn being at the back of the line into being at the head of it? Turn march to oblivion around a full 180.

      Or, just kill all the line jumpers. Or at least fence them out.

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      • December 1, 2018 at 10:10 am
        kadaka

        Funnier how much “proklyatiye” looks like prophylactic.

      • December 1, 2018 at 10:42 am

        If only.

  • December 1, 2018 at 12:55 am

    No helicopter? Jo, download midwife program, and insulate.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 1:02 am
    TomZ

    Two, two, two babies at once.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 1:14 am
    sgtcpt

    Don’t count on the helicopter. The Schweizer 300c can carry 3 people if you remove the right hand cyclic and collective controls. However the cabin is limited to 600 pounds total weight. Also instrumentation is limited for night flying, think late 1950’s technology. While the ranch bird may have been updated by the resident boy genius, it ain’t going to carry both women and a pilot very far or fast.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 1:14 am
    LowKey

    I drove convoys in Iraq ’04/05/06 as a civilian contractor…pretty sure I could get the ladies to a doc, or a doc to the ladies, regardless of who or what is on the road.
    “Drive ’em like ya stole ’em!”

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    • December 1, 2018 at 1:22 am
      Too Tall

      LowKey, I like how you think.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 1:21 am
    sgtcpt

    When did having kids in hospitals become the norm? My Mom (194o) and Dad (1939) were born at home, as were all of my grand parents.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 1:40 am
    kadaka

    Breaking news, GHWB dead at 94.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 2:17 am
      Punta Gorda

      …and all the two faced S.O.B.s that gave him shit are out lamenting his death.

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      • December 1, 2018 at 9:39 pm

        No, the S.O.B’s are faithful to their agenda.

        Sadly it was Geo. Sr. himself who changed faces, joining theirs in recent years…as evidenced by all the LSM feting of him, invariably accompanied by big pics of him smiling with his new BFF’s.

        Do they really love him? Of course not, but they really hate us, and are giddy at their chance to rub our faces in his defection.

        McCain’t writ large, and they are loving it. 🙁

    • December 1, 2018 at 2:34 am
      kadaka

      Wikipedia sez about Barbara Bush: “Her funeral was held at St. Martin’s Episcopal Church in Houston on April 21, 2018, with burial at the George Bush Presidential Library in College Station, Texas.” So George likely won’t go to Arlington. Will there be an “In Repose” tour stopping in DC?

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      • December 1, 2018 at 3:16 pm
        John

        Yet another example of one spouse dying within a year of the other.
        And they say there is no God.

  • December 1, 2018 at 1:54 am
    kadaka

    Who there has combat medic experience? Zed’s patched ‘Toly up before. I’d think between the military experience and the possible consequences of ranch injuries that they should be able to handle some babies.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 6:40 am
      eon

      I’m guessing Jo has a full OB/GYN program file.

      clear ether

      eon

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  • December 1, 2018 at 2:33 am
    Calvin

    George Herbert Walker Bush, the most qualified person to run for president in our lifetime.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 11:03 am

      Maybe. But living proof (well, not any more) that “qualification” like “education” often has little bearing on performance.

      As I’ve said and often gone out of my way to prove in debate, some of the most ignorant and inept people I ever met were some of the most educated. And in GHWB’s case while his qualifications, experience, and patrician yet self-effacing demeanor held great promise, he more than any other factor is responsible for squandering the Reagan Revolution and giving us the Clintons.

      Jump ahead a decade or three and a yuge character flaw was exposed as his personal family interests and envy led him to become just another accolyte to them, the O and their leftist elitist agenda, and a full-on traitor to his people, his country, and that agenda.

      RIP.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 2:42 am
    Fox2!

    Heinlein’s requirements for being a true human included the ability to catch a baby at need.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 2:46 am
    Fox2!

    So will Kamiko encourage the Don to trade the Hughes 300 in for a nice Hughes 500 NOTAR? May even spring for the M-61 package?

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    • December 1, 2018 at 6:43 am
      eon

      I’d recommend the AW189;

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AgustaWestland_AW189

      If necessary, it could airlift Tabasco. Although I’m sure he would be annoyed.

      clear ether

      eon

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      • December 1, 2018 at 7:49 am
        GWB

        Although I’m sure he would be annoyed.
        Which could be a feature, not a bug.

      • December 1, 2018 at 5:29 pm
        Malatrope

        I just had a visual of carrying Tobasco around over antifa or “migrants”, in a sling, kicking, snorting, blowing, biting, and swinging those giant horns. You could cover a lot of distance in a helicopter, keeping him about two feet above the ground…

      • December 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm
        TomZ.

        A little higher than two feet would be better. That way when he defecates it can land on the miscreants.

  • December 1, 2018 at 3:03 am
    kadaka

    Landlord Tells Harvard Student to Move Out Over Legally Owned Guns

    Roommates see her MAGA hat and freak out, completely violate her privacy by searching through her stuff until they find her guns which they knew she had because MAGA, call in the cops who tell them they’re legally owned, then roommates pressure landlord because they feel unsafe.

    To those who think she needs a reason, previous abusive relationship.

    Why didn’t the cops arrest them? I hope she has a very successful lawsuit.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 8:05 am
      Wood

      She doesn’t need a reason. It’s her right and duty.

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      • December 1, 2018 at 8:06 am
        Wood

        Also, get a safe and a lock on that door. I’d probably want to move out anyway, who wants to live with such garbage?

    • December 1, 2018 at 9:26 am
      Kafiroon

      Now a well functioning landlord would claim that moving her out broke the lease and double the rent,

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    • December 1, 2018 at 11:21 am

      Harvard dorm you say? Sorry girl, but while you get all that highfalutin learnin’ go ahead and pick up some practical knowledge about personal space and situational awareness…you don’t drive around with an NRA sticker on your car if you don’t want your windows busted out, and you don’t wear your MAGA hat in the den of leftist iniquity that is Harvard if you don’t want to have to employ the tools of it.

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      • December 1, 2018 at 11:08 pm
        Old Codger

        Wearing a MAGA hat on campus at pretty much ANY university on either coast is tantamount to going to sadists’ convention wearing a T-shirt with “Kick Me” printed on the back. I’m surprised she wasn’t expelled from school for such an egregious violation of decorum.

      • December 2, 2018 at 12:00 am
        Delilah T

        It is not a Harvard dorm, not on campus. It is an apartment building off-campus, with apartments leased to students. It is owned by a residential company. The manager’s last name is Lewis.

      • December 2, 2018 at 1:28 am

        Defacto Harvard dorm then. all caveats mentioned apply.

  • December 1, 2018 at 8:24 am
    Precision270

    sure a lock and a safe would have been a great idea, but get PAID to move. Paid by ALL the breaking and entering offenders.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 9:24 am
      kadaka

      Yup. Given all the personal items a woman can have hidden from view, and considering those guns’ equivalent values to jewelry, paying her for what they did should be the mildest of recompensation.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 11:23 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “To be American?” (fixed it for ya)
    “To be last in line”

    Today, especially if you’re conservative, hetero, married, raise your own children, work to earn your living, pay taxes, not on welfare, religious, and respect the rights of others as you would expect others to respect your rights.
    Oh, and DON’T have guilt about what America has done in the past (slavery & “white guilt”).

    For an ethnicity that settled, founded and continues to support a nation (and much of the world), it’s amazing that we’re being made outcast and a minority.

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    • December 1, 2018 at 1:20 pm
      Peregrine John

      Maybe that’s why there’s still question about whether we’re evil or divine?

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    • December 1, 2018 at 3:27 pm
      John

      The situation is not hopeless. Many of Latino descent identify as White because of their upbringing.
      The fact is our Constitution makes room for anybody who respects the Law and our biggest problem are the lawless heathens who see it as their mission to game the system to death.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 5:13 pm
    Pamela

    More babies. A blessing indeed.

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