Therein Lies the Rub.
The Spread.


  • May 27, 2016 at 12:13 am

    You’re right, Damon…they’re out in front, and there’s a train a’comin’…Trump train!

    • May 27, 2016 at 10:02 am
      Old Codger

      Ah, you do realize, don’t you, that it does not matter how many delegates Trump has on paper. No law can make delegates to a party convention vote against their conscience (yes, I know, most of the big wigs don’t HAVE a conscience) so Trump ain’t the Repub candidate yet. Not sure who the GOP would put up to face Kankles, but they do not HAVE to vote for Trump in any round – even the first. The primaries are even more empty a show of democracy than the national popular vote is for the Electorial College. Those folks cannot be forced to vote against their conscience either.

      • May 27, 2016 at 11:23 am

        Some statesay have laws that will put them in jail as faithless electors. Others have civil liability laws. Donald like to sue.

      • May 27, 2016 at 11:24 am

        State not statesay

      • May 27, 2016 at 11:27 am

        You do realize that the first round vote that you run what you brung.

      • May 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

        Trump will be the nominee. Campaign rhetoric aside, he is no threat to the Zionist Uniparty. And, except for a few neo-con/cuck holdouts clustered around the NatRev, most of the Republiscams will be backing him by convention-time

      • May 27, 2016 at 10:09 pm

        Mr. HA, since it appears you are back on your meds and returned to enough level of normalcy to recognize and state the obvious as to the R nomination, what do you see occurring on the D side nom, and then in the general, and why?

  • May 27, 2016 at 12:23 am

    The image that comes to mind is the roadblock outside Chicago that the Bluesmobile blasts through in The Blues Brothers.

    All that is needed is ‘Make America Great Again’ painted on the roof….

    • May 27, 2016 at 12:39 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      “It’s 160 miles to Cleveland. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

      “Hit it!!”

      • May 27, 2016 at 12:41 am

        That’s Yuge!

  • May 27, 2016 at 12:39 am

    People are getting a bit fed up with betrayal, eh what?

    • May 27, 2016 at 1:25 am


      • May 27, 2016 at 7:35 am

        Past all of the phases and reached cold steely determination as the crowd joins them.

        To the point that if totalitarianism makes the last control grasps, they still get to vote, as many times as they can reload. yet that is still not here and is to be carefully avoided if it can be.
        That the GOP has been Obama’s little bitch despite major GOP electoral victories has brought so many into awareness.

    • May 27, 2016 at 10:08 am
      Old Codger

      Yeah. But what – in practical terms – can they do about it? It’s already too late in most states to get on the ballot as an independent/3rd party. So we will have the choice of either not voting or voting for either whomever the Dead Elephant party nominates or Hildabeast or maybe some other party (Libertarian, Green, whatever). And that’s why the founders were so against political parties.

  • May 27, 2016 at 6:04 am
    Bill G

    The RINOsaurs simply cannot understand that the people have seen too much of their subservience to the left.

    • May 27, 2016 at 11:31 am


  • May 27, 2016 at 6:18 am

    Caling People with a little left leaning RINOs was cute, but then they took it seriously and became full blown RINOs. If they are going to become what they are called, maybe we should take a cue from Hillary and start calling them “the vast conservative conspiricy”. But, it so hard to not call them what they are, deep state whores.

    • May 27, 2016 at 6:27 am

      Maybe we should start calling them ‘former officeholders’

      • May 27, 2016 at 11:17 am

        Ooooo, now that one I like!

    • May 27, 2016 at 6:32 am

      They aren’t conservatives.
      That’s the whole point of the RINO moniker.

    • May 27, 2016 at 10:02 am

      Call them former, call them irrelevant, or call them what they know they are, carnage…trying to stop a train while dressed in a 3-piece and wingtips with a haughty harrumph did not work out well for them.

      Now some are trying to jump onboard as the train thunders by; some who just needed a rude awakening will make it, while many others will fall under the wheels and some still stand in disbelief at the station as the train that left them behind disappears from their view.

      One who has tentatively and half-heartedly considered hopping on while still trying to slow the roll is the smarmy little newbie top RINO appropriately named Ryan-o. I can’t stand that little fuck and very much hope his new moniker will be Ryan No! as the train crushes him beneath its steely wheels.

  • May 27, 2016 at 7:21 am
    Grunt GI

    Best cartoon so far this week!

    • May 27, 2016 at 7:59 am

      Yep. I agree. Truth or dare? No dare here.

    • May 27, 2016 at 8:54 am

      Sorry, Sundays Trump delivery to the WH should live in the top 10 forever.

      Other than that, I agree fully, this is the second best this week.

      • May 27, 2016 at 10:49 am
        Grunt GI

        Well, yes, I did love Sunday’s strip…since Chris has a lot more room to play I always put Sunday’s in their own category!!
        And damn, Jan is looking fine in that last panel…a lotta women to love there as that shirt gets smaller…I really like the new skin tone on her.

      • May 27, 2016 at 8:32 pm
        Greg B

        I agree. I realize Mr Muir is creating these recent toons under a bit of duress.
        But, damn. Jan got some thickness goin on. And that’s a good thing. 🙂

  • May 27, 2016 at 9:32 am
    Roland Deschain

    Whenever the RNC or one of the mucky muck concresscritters sends me a donation request or one of those silly polls, I would usually write something pithy, like “Grow a set!” And send it back to them, but only if it was a postage paid envelope. Those guys are not worth a stamp.

  • May 27, 2016 at 9:52 am
    Delilah T

    Aren’t you all forgetting something? That moocow campaigning against Sanders is being investigated for mishandling secure information, right? Hasn’t it occurred to anyone besides me that the path is being paved for Sanders?
    Or am I just a pessimist?

  • May 27, 2016 at 9:56 am
    B Woodman

    “These guys can’t get behind anything.”

    No, but plenty of DemonRats have gotten behind them. With “reacharounds”.

  • May 27, 2016 at 9:58 am
    B Woodman

    That would make a good bumper sticker or t-shirt.


    • May 27, 2016 at 11:38 am

      I could get behind that.

  • May 27, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Obama’s Little Bitches,
    we always take it behind
    please tell us you don’t mind
    we tried to be kind
    while taking it from behind

    I do not like rhymes,
    it was the only thing that worked
    unlike the GOPe
    in their continuous circle jerk

    • May 27, 2016 at 8:15 pm

      You may not like rhymes
      but yours certainly fits the times….

  • May 27, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    Eh, they’ve been the Dem’s bitches since way before Obama. If I were generous, I’d put it midway through GHWB’s term. But I’m not generous, so I’ll say since the Coolidge administration.

  • May 27, 2016 at 11:57 pm
    Delilah T

    You all need to read something besides Chris’s imaginative strip. Try this quote on for size.

    “… a portion of Republicans will break from the GOP over Donald Trump, some Democrats especially among the affluent, will, in the next cycle, start to peel off from their party over its lurch leftward. They will not be at home in a party of smiley-faced socialism that threatens to become actual socialism. They will not want the American economy destroyed; they do not want their 10-year old daughters using transgendered bathrooms with men. They will be opposed to the political correctness that has swept the universities.” – Peggy Noonan, “Clinton-Sanders: Maybe That’s the Ticket,” Wall Street Journal, May 21-22, 2016.

    Nothing is a done deal at this point. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. ‘Kay?

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